How Am I Still Alive?

Give, give, don't be ashamed.

No, it's really embarrassing.

When the newspaper was spread out, Lu Pingan glanced over, almost tense, his mind was full of classic quotations playback.

Above this are the naked bodies of several men.

Yes, a male human being, with an all too familiar appearance, made Lu Pingan look stupid instead.

The three people were in the cage, surrounded by reporters taking pictures, some were wearing underwear, some were not wearing anything, some had serious expressions, some were silent, and one was crying bitterly.

".'Shocked! There are primitive ape creatures sneaking in among us', what the hell is that title!"

Obviously, these were three unlucky guys who were exposed, and judging from the sheriffs behind them, they probably hadn't been captured by professionals yet.

".The creature has no feathers or hair. It is surprisingly ugly, but it does not seem to be aggressive."

"Hairless monkeys tried to rob a store in Jewelry Row, but were caught red-handed by two sheriffs who arrived"

"...Picking melons along the vine, we found the third one, but it is not ruled out that there may be a fourth or fifth one hidden between us."

Looking at the content of the article, Lu Ping'an's expression became more and more subtle. This description is like a third-rate tabloid in a horror movie, but even though it repeatedly declares that this "unknown parasite" is terrible, it's just this photo. Full of humor.

"Huh? Another hairless monkey? They are really annoying."

A voice attracted Lu Ping'an's attention. It turned out to be a local clerk.

Looking at the other party holding a newspaper in one hand and a lunch box in the other, it should be on a lunch break.

"Looks like this isn't the first time"

This probably wasn't the first thing at all, Lu Pingan thought about it for a while, found a reason to strike up a conversation, and asked clearly within a few moments.

It turns out that the "hairless monkey" was discovered not once or twice, but it has been on the news several times in the past month.

"They seem to be intelligent creatures that use props to transform. They have happened occasionally before, but they have exploded several times recently."

"They were so poor and crazy that they robbed directly, and the sheriff came in 3 minutes."

Hearing this, Lu Ping'an felt more and more subtle.

This is a big city, which means that the prices are quite high, and the cost of living is indeed not low.

If outsiders can't adapt to the environment, they will have to find a way if they run out of money. But the law and order in this world is very strong.

"It's like a group of supermen who are used to doing whatever they want, forced to obey the law, unable to use their abilities, and can only work honestly to make money. Well, they don't seem to have the ability to work."

A higher level of social development also means that "education" has become the basic condition for employment. It is normal for a group of semi-literate people to try their own methods when they have nowhere to go. As spies, they were caught as thieves and became "watching animals". After the headlines, people really can't stand it.

Of course, this should be a minority. Many excellent professionals have already integrated into the surrounding environment, but the stupid things done by a few such idiots by chance are really dark in front of people's eyes.

".Do you want rescue?"

At this time, Lu Pingan was a little hesitant, no matter what, it was colleagues, watching them being executed here as spies would be a little bit

".Kill? Not so much. As long as they didn't kill people, they should be deported just like those hairless monkeys before. After all, they don't have legal status, and there seems to be their boat outside."

Well, not as a criminal at all, but as an illegal refugee.

"...these idiots."

Looking at the helpless and sad naked men in the photo, Lu Pingan had nothing to say.

But this also reminded Lu Ping'an and his party once again, don't expose them, otherwise the consequences may be similar to these unlucky guys. The photo that really made the headlines

"Hey, isn't this 'Sui Ye' Li Da? He's a little famous."

The life of a professional is probably almost over.

Even though he thought so, Lu Pingan went to the newsstand very honestly, intending to collect more jokes and news about his compatriots.

After all, there may be some unlucky ones who can take advantage of the fire and need to be rescued.

Needless to say, Lu Pingan really found quite a few after this search. In the past two months, twenty or thirty people have been "arrested".

But after the initial hot news, it can only be in the third-rate tabloids, and this is because the "disguised ring" is indeed somewhat magical.

No one has been executed, and most have been deported.

But He seems to have verified another reality, the family background of the "Yu Clan" is strong enough, and they have no hostility towards these outsiders at all. This is probably the result of living a stable life for a long time.

Lu Ping'an noticed that on the other hand, the crime rate was low, and minor offenders were given relatively light punishments, mostly community labor.

"Here, the comfort is disgusting"

The "beasts" in the jungle are becoming less accustomed to this kind of life and become more and more anxious in their daily life. Most of the Ping An team do not have such a "peaceful" life.

You don’t need to think about fighting and progress every day, but how to make money and work, and you don’t need to guard against various accidents when you go out, and you don’t even need to identify lies and fraud.

"I feel pretty good about it."

On the contrary, Lu Ping'an is the calmest and most accepting of the status quo, perhaps because in his mind, this is what a normal society should look like.

Of course, there is no shortage of work that should be done.

In a sense, the current situation of Lu Ping'an and his party is like the arrival of the "Last Qing Dynasty" in "America". Seeing that there is an obvious generation gap, but if it is really possible to "import" some, it will be great for the disadvantaged. gain.

"Make more money."

The "strange animal" that Lu Ping'an has been looking for has been found, and the "Six-armed Ape King" pointed to by the "violent ape boxing technique" is enjoying the exhibition treatment at the local zoo. There are more tourists than those who watch the old monkey king.

Because they damaged public property and slightly injured a sheriff when they fled, they must first try to earn back their living expenses

".In this way? Absolutely."

While talking and laughing, "Traveler" Lu Pingan happily took out the remodeled camera, earning some business for these seniors.

He came here for a tour, and he also took a look at the situation and got closer. He found that their condition was okay, so he just took it for fun.

"2600 cartons? Uh, what an expensive monkey"

Don't get me wrong, Lu Pingan didn't plan to buy these three "hairless monkeys", and they weren't worth the price.

If it wasn't for worrying about being implicated by them, Lu Pingan would be able to redeem them in a few tens of minutes.

What he wants to buy is the old monkey king from the local zoo, which may be used as a "guiding target" to be bred in the garden.

But obviously, this high-level monster is quite expensive.

"... Take it easy."

After hesitating for a while, considering the tragic experience of his predecessors, Lu Pingan felt that it is better to give the local sheriff a little face, at least until he finds out why they are so efficient.

The puppet's fighting power is indeed very strong, but the ability to trace and solve cases is probably the bigger problem.

At the same time, the compatriots who are still lurking will be more cautious in lurking after having learned from the past.

This world is too wicked, so it's safer not to cross the line honestly.

".Go and talk to them, maybe you will gain something."

After thinking about it, Lu Pingan sent Mr. A, a black glove with a bitter face. Facts once again proved that some agreements cannot be signed casually.

The unlucky guy who was sent out, with helplessness and despair on his face, made gestures with the three unlucky guys across the iron rod for a long time.

Lu Pingan thought that Mr. A might be exposed because of this, but he didn't expect that no one cared about the fact that who would care about the little boy who made gestures with Monkey Mountain Monkey.

Not to mention, this gesture also draws something out.

The three were almost lucky and were caught on the spot while preparing "action funds".

But they really don't eat for free. In order to be released from the "Monkey Mountain", they directly took out the most precious information in their hands.

"...Information on those traitors? They were found?"