How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

Xu Shenxing showed her an expression of "I would like to hear the details."

The animal-eared **** the other side was lying on the dilapidated sofa because she couldn't eat the bitter taste of coffee, her tail drooping aside, and she looked like "I'm already a useless dog".

"If you plan to make a detour, it will probably take a long time. After all, the journey to bypass the residential area is much longer than from the entertainment district to the commercial area." The green hyena continued: "But if you can If King Kong learns to fly in a short time, then I can give you the door panels in the store as a raft, and then help persuade King Kong to let her raft you in the sky and send you to the park area."

After hearing her words, Xu Shenxing pondered for a few seconds before looking at Da Hei who was charging aside.

The latter's camera stared at Xu Shenxing, and then said: "Mr. Xu, do you want to go to the toilet? I can plan the nearest toilet route for you."

"No!" Xu Shenxing sighed helplessly, feeling that he really overestimated the intelligence of Da Hei, so he could only ask: "From here to the park area, it's really better than we walked in the past few days. Is the road longer?"

"You are submitting your question to the customer service, please wait... Error. Resubmit... Error, the customer service is busy, looking for local help entries, failed, performing self-computer calculation and database judgment..." Dahei has his own style After murmured for a while, he then replied: "According to the 75th edition of the fine-tuned map, the distance we walked around the residential area is more than three times the distance we currently walk."

"Hey, can Xiao Hei speak..."

The green hyena was slightly surprised, and then returned to the lazy appearance before: "Forget it, there is nothing to be surprised. Compared to this, what is your answer?"

"Well, I will agree to your proposal for the time being, but we can't stay here forever, so at most one day, if within one day, she has no idea at all, then I can only judge the way to detour. Be realistic and leave here."

Xu Shenxing said with a scornful expression.

"Business affairs, I understand." Green Hyena did not force it, but nodded and approved Xu Shenxing's statement.

So Xu Shenxing, who showed a kind smile, had no expression on his face, but the unexpectedly terrifying green hyena turned his head together and looked at King Kong.

Without noticing that the Xiang had reached an agreement, King Kong, who was stealing coffee beans, shivered, and the whole bird felt as if a chill was rushing up its back...

...

"Hey hey——!"

King Kong stood on the edge of the cliff, looking at the sight of the stormy waves hitting the shore, his face turned pale: "Did I do something wrong? Did I eat too much food? I ate something called coffee beans. Why? I change it, can't I change it!"

"It's a pity that everything is too late! Now no matter how you cry and shout... Ah, this line seems wrong." Xu Shenxing rubbed his face, letting the habitual pretending to be a villain find himself helping the other party's'benefits'. Xin', righteously said: "In fact, I am also very heartbroken, but in order to enable you to learn to fly as soon as possible, I have to do this."

"Liar, you clearly showed a very happy smile!"

"Ahem, you read it wrong." Xu Shenxing continued to pretend to be polite: "In order to train the cubs, the lion will leave them off the cliff so that they will know how to be strong and self-reliant after being wounded all over. You see, our current actions Actually it's almost the same thing."

"Strictly speaking," Da Hei on the side suddenly made a supplementary knife: "Leaving the lion cub off the cliff will die. The animal doing this is actually an eagle."

"Oh, is it so-_-."

Xu Shenxing said so, and at the same time kicked King Kong off the cliff.

As a result, the other party naturally no matter how desperately it is to fan his hands, it is of no use. In the end, he screamed and fell straight into the water, and sank...

"Girl, get her up."

Xu Shenxing patted the little head of the beast ear girl and ordered her.

"Oh!" So the little girl with beast ears, as if she had found some fun game, jumped off the cliff and dragged King Kong back to the shore before long.

...

"Hey hey——! Forgive me, forgive me!"

This time, the place where the group is located is no longer a cliff, but an ordinary seaside.

It's just that King Kong is tremblingly holding a coconut tree that is not too thick and very tough.

The top of the coconut tree is tied with a rope.

After the green hyena tied the rope, Xu Shenxing and the others acted like a tug-of-war, dragging the tree to the opposite direction to the sea through the rope, like a slingshot that was wound to the extreme.

"Sorry, I just reflected on it a little bit, and it turns out that a pure weightless fall can't make you feel the feeling of flying, so the focus this time is on the ‘feeling of flying’."

Xu Shenxing sincerely apologized to King Kong, but in King Kong's eyes, his appearance was more terrifying than the devil.

"Relax, friends' bodies seem to be quite strong, so even if you use this thing, you shouldn't get hurt."

"Even if it won't be hurt, it's terrifying!!!" King Kong was crying without tears, and his hair became fluffy with fright.

"Oh, is it so-_-."

Xu Shenxing said so, and at the same time directly broke the rope.

So King Kong screamed and drew a parabola in the sky that was not beautiful at all, the look of trying to fan his hands in the sky but was completely useless. For some reason Xu Shenxing always thought of the old hen...

"Girl, go get her back."

Even if the other party hadn't landed in the sea, Xu Shenxing had already patted the little head of the girl with the beast ears, and the girl ran over very happily and swam to the place where King Kong fell with a dog planer.

...Could this girl take what Xu Shenxing is doing now as a game that seems to be similar to catching a frisbee, right?

"Mr. Xu," Da Hei said again, "Animal cruelty is not good."

"You made a mistake." Xu Shenxing continued to say solemnly: "I'm just helping the other person learn how to fly! The so-called education is like this!"

"……Is that right?"

"Yes!" Xu Shenxing replied with a serious expression.

...

Facts have proved that Xu Shenxing's education method is basically useless.

Until the evening, King Kong still did not learn to fly.

Not only that, but also some unfavorable circumstances happened-during dinner, the green hyena couldn't find King Kong.

Everyone searched for a long time and didn't find the other party.

In the end, Xu Shenxing had to come to a not very optimistic conclusion: I am afraid that because of his fear of his devil training, the King Kong guy has moved home...