How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"Unlucky enough for me, is it rare in the world?"

In the bank building hijacked by unidentified criminals, Xiao Zhengyi sighed helplessly among the hostages and muttered to himself.

As the saying goes, it’s a hundred days of injuries and bones, and Xiao Zhengyi’s misery when he was sent to the hospital is far beyond the scope of injuries and bones—it’s almost the kind that doctors will look helpless after rescue. The degree to which the family members said "We have tried our best, but whether we can wake up is still a problem"-theoretically, even if it can be cured, it will not be out of the hospital within three to five months.

But I didn’t expect that after two days, Xiao Zhengyi not only became conscious, but also recovered quickly from his injuries as if he was hitting the face of the medical profession. Now, except for the broken arm, there is something wrong with the ankle and neck. Apart from the limping, other injuries are almost healed.

The reason for this is that Xiao Zhengyi's physique has already been improved because he was bathed in aura. In fact, Xu Shenxing was visiting him and secretly used the Holy Spirit medicine he had brought from Olavia.

Although after traveling through the world, the Holy Medicine is not like in Olavia, it can be resurrected as long as the death time does not exceed ten minutes, the soul has not dissipated, and the body is at least two-thirds intact, but it is used as life. It's okay to use common potions like potions to speed up the body's recovery.

This could be considered a good thing, after all, no one would want to be **** and lie motionless in the hospital like a mummy for months.

What's the difference between that and salted fish...

But when Xiao Zhengyi just recovered, the hospital bill was also paid.

It's so pitiful, this guy himself is a hedonistic moonlight clan, so naturally he can't pay back the huge amount of medical expenses for a while.

In addition, Shang Xiaoqing also temporarily left Jiang Jin because of family affairs. Like Xu Shenxing, Xiao Zhengyi, who is slightly masculine, can't make a phone call and ask her girlfriend to make money for herself, right?

So in the end, Xiao Zhengyi made a phone call to Xu Feng: He felt that this time his injury should be regarded as a work injury, and reimbursement should be no problem.

Fortunately, Xu Feng is still a good boss. He almost burst into tears when he heard what he said. Without saying anything, he put the money on his bank card.

However, the room leaked in the evening rain, and the hospital’s network settlement technology encountered a problem and temporarily suspended it, and currently only accepts cash.

This made Xiao Zhengyi had to hang his arms and ran to the bank near the hospital to withdraw money on crutches.

Then he was blocked here with the group of people eating melons and became a hostage.

This kind of thing will happen when you come out to withdraw money, it's too unlucky!

Xiao Zhengyi wanted to cry without tears.

What makes him feel the most headache is that the gun and Yuan Rong sword are all placed in the hospital, and they are not taken with him. Now he has a "five cents bracelet + 2" in his hand and his blood volume is a little thicker than ordinary people. , No different from ordinary people.

The gangsters patrolled vigilantly around the hostages.

Xiao Zhengyi also took this opportunity to learn about the opponent's equipment as much as possible: As a result, the more he looked at it, the more frightened he became. Almost every culprit had an AK47 in his hand and a pistol of unknown model on his waist.

A few gangsters even have heavy weapons such as rocket launchers. The cost of getting these things in the celestial dynasty, which has extremely strict management of thermal weapons, is not small. If only to rob a bank, Xiao Zhengyi always feels that it is not. Too cost-effective.

Those guys' seemingly bulging tactical vests are probably full of bullets for supplies, and 80% of the tactical vests also wear a body armor.

In addition, gas masks, infrared sights, communication equipment, and spare daggers seem to have been prepared a lot.

If it was a surprise attack and singled out, even if he was inconvenient now, Xiao Zhengyi was confident that he could fall one or two down.

But the number of gangsters is by no means small, I am afraid that as soon as he is exposed, he will be sifted into a sieve by the rain of bullets.

"Oh, isn't this Boss Song and Mrs. Song!"

Suddenly, a gangster with sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks recognized the Songcheng couple in the crowd with sharp eyes.

He grabbed Song Cheng by the collar and pulled Song Cheng, who was a circle bigger than him, from the pile of hostages.

Seeing this slightly funny scene, Xiao Zhengyi's eyes became more serious.

"I always feel something is wrong..."

He whispered to himself.

At this time, Song Yu's mother rushed over, as if trying to **** her husband back, but was knocked to the ground by the sharp-mouthed monkey-gill guy with a gun butt.

"Our boss is making a request to the police. It just happens that Boss Song, you are more familiar, so let you be the first hostage." He grinned and said, before turning his gaze to Mrs. Song who hadn't slowed down. Body: "As the saying goes, the price is overwhelming, and the government department will not agree to our first conditions... Two hostages, let you accompany your husband as soon as possible! After killing the two of you, there should be able to understand that what we are going to do this time is not just for fun, and will seriously consider our requirements here... …"

"Wait a moment!"

At this time, Xiao Zhengyi suddenly shouted.

The slender eyes of the sharp-mouthed monkey-gilled guy looked at Xiao Zhengyi, who dared to sing the opposite. As a result, he saw the bandages on his feet and the plaster on his hands, and he smiled in disdain.

"Why, are you dissatisfied with my assignment?"

"How come, I just think that if you take an old man with a bad health, go out as a hostage, if you are not careful, the hostage will be hanged up, isn't it a waste? Or you should take me as a hostage. Me. Body is strong, can withstand the toss, you can see that it's okay to break your arms and legs!"

Xiao Zhengyi tried his best to show a flattering expression on his face.

Of course he was also afraid of death, but when the two unfamiliar people were about to become hostages who were destined to tear tickets and died, he still couldn't help standing up.

It’s not that he wants to be a hero, it’s just the sense of justice deep in his heart that is causing trouble, otherwise he would not risk offending someone who shouldn’t be offended by himself as a policeman. The car case was investigated.

"That's good," the man with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks first showed an expression of admiration, but the expression became savage the next moment: "But it is useless. Since you dare to disobey my decision, then you should be mentally prepared. !"

As he said, the muzzle in his hand aimed at Xiao Zhengyi and shot a deadly bullet!

However, at this moment, a hand blocked Xiao Zhengyi's front, and the bullet that was supposed to head his head didn't even scratch the oily skin of that hand, just like that.

"Wha..." The guy with the sharp-mouthed monkey cheeks was full of shock.

And Xiao Zhengyi breathed a sigh of relief: "You guy finally came!"

"Well, good job." Old Xu's mouth curled up slightly, and then turned his gaze to the opposite side: "Next, just leave it to me."