How Can My Hyakki Yagyo Be So Cute

"So what should I do now? Go back to each house and find each mother?"

Xiao Zhengyi slumped weakly in the police car, and entangledly asked Fang Xiaoqing, who was not much better than him.

"The question is whether you are going to see your mother or my mother..." Fang Xiaoqing sighed: "I always feel that you are running to my house now, 100% exposed."

"Then what to do? Is it possible to go to my house?" Xiao Zhengyi frowned: "But I am probably not much better than you. No, it should be said that my side is more troublesome..."

If Fang Xiaoqing’s parents are more difficult to deal with, Xiao Zhengyi has a brood of fairies...

"Ah, it seems that it's not easy for you." Fang Xiaoqing didn't know where the misunderstanding was, she showed pity and patted Xiao Zhengyi on the shoulder: "Or let's go to the hotel to open a room."

"Eh..." Then Xiao Zhengyi's face flushed at a speed visible to the naked eye.

"You, you are so shy!" Fang Xiaoqing suddenly realized that her words were a little ambiguous, she couldn't help but stammered, and she desperately explained: "What I mean is just to open a room for one night, don't you think it's crooked!"

"No, judging from the appearance, I am at a disadvantage now..."

Xiao Zhengyi (♀) gave a dry cough, justifying his somewhat dirty thoughts just now.

"Huh, who knows what you think!"

"I only discovered now that my face is not cute at all with such a proud expression."

"... A man Tsundere is not cute? It's better to say how narcissistic you are when you only noticed this now!"

The noisy two finally went to open the hotel.

By the way, Xiao Zhengyi always couldn't help but want to find the hotel front desk theory with the expression "Sure enough, the good cabbage was arched by the pig"...

It took a lot of effort to drag Xiao Zhengyi into the room, and Fang Xiaoqing began to look at the hotel room curiously.

"This room is unexpectedly clean, and there are no strange stains on the bed..."

In a sense, she finally felt a little relieved.

But then she looked a young man on the outside, but a **** the inside. She curiously looked at Xiao Zhengyi, who had been silent since entering the house.

"What's the matter, I suddenly became quiet...Ah, is it because you feel nervous to be alone with me?" She tried to make a joke, trying to calm the atmosphere.

"Fang Xiaoqing..."

"Why, why... why do you use such a serious tone all of a sudden..."

"Have you heard of'people have three urgency'?"

Xiao Zhengyi's slender legs were clamped tightly and rubbed from time to time, his face pale as if he was enduring great pain.

"Difficult, can it be said..."

"I seemed to have drunk too much boiled water in Ying Apartment just now. Can I go to the toilet?"

"Ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!

"But... it feels like it's about to leak..."

"Don't tell me one by one!" Fang Xiaoqing seemed to be about to cry.

"Or else...you cover my eyes with a towel, and then take me to the toilet to take off my pants..."

"It can only be this way."

Fang Xiaoqing gritted her teeth and agreed to Xiao Zhengyi's proposal.

About five minutes later, Fang Xiaoqing collapsed on the bed in a trance, as if she had lost her strength, with an expression of impossibility on her face.

"I actually touched my place with a man's hand... Nothing... Mom, your daughter is defiled..."

Even Xiao Zhengyi, who had some thick lines, was embarrassed.

"I said we should talk about something else, forget this memory that is not so good for you and me?" So he decided to change the subject: "Your family shouldn't be an ordinary person? Why did you want to do it? What about the criminal police?"

Although Fang Xiaoqing never talked about the situation of her home from the beginning to the end, she was able to join the Interpol Brigade during the period when the police station had finished recruiting, and even on the first day she was able to personally receive the special case investigation team from Xu Feng. People, family is never easy to go anywhere.

"Of course it doesn't matter if you don't want to say it..." Considering that the other party may have special circumstances, Xiao Zhengyi added.

"Actually, it's not a big secret, there is nothing you can't tell people..." Fang Xiaoqing was silent for a moment, then began to speak: "Just like you said, I was born in a family with very good conditions. ...I won’t say much about the specific family situation for some reasons, sorry."

Xiao Zhengyi nodded to express understanding, and made a "continue" gesture.

"When I was a child, I always thought that I was a very special person. Well, if I look at it from the current perspective, I feel particularly narcissistic and self-centered. Moreover, the noble school I attended at that time, the parents of my classmates They all want to flatter my parents. Under their influence, my classmates have almost flattered me. This further gave me the illusion of'I am special'."

"Until junior high school, for some reasons, I didn't go to a noble school that could go straight to school, but went to an ordinary key junior high school. No one knew who my parents were there, and the number of students was much larger than that of noble schools. Their origins are also different, but they have no opinion at all. The children of the rich can play with the children of the farmers... There, I discovered for the first time that I was not special, but just a member of ordinary people. That's it."

"In this way, in high school and university, I have seen too many people. I thought that my life experience was rich and colorful, but it is still awkward when I put it in such a large base... Therefore, it is also self-willed. No matter how obsessive, I want to have a different life, I want to have a different experience, I want to make my life different from others, more colorful... That’s why I rejected my parents’ arrangements and ran. Became a small policeman in Jiang Jin’s Criminal Police Brigade..."

"Ah, speaking of it, I thought about becoming a star before, but the vocal teacher who paid a lot of money at home listened to my song and ran away with tears covering his ears..."

It may be that Fang Xiaoqing's itch was pricked, and the girl was talking endlessly.

"I'm sorry to interrupt... Do you know a guy named Haruhi Suzumiya?" Xiao Zhengyi's expression became weird as he listened, and finally couldn't help asking.

"Who? This name sounds like a Fusang person."

"No, nothing, you continue..."

"Although I encountered such a shameful incident that made me want to die this time, to be honest..." Fang Xiaoqing smiled a little: "Actually, I don't regret joining the special case investigation team. I didn't expect that there are still others in this world. This kind of thing, ghosts really exist, and there will be soul exchanges that only appear in movies... Just this makes my excited heart beat wildly, as if it is about to explode!"

"Come on, now you are using my body..."

"What kind of situation will I encounter in the future? Just thinking about it, I am already ready to move!"

"Really, do you need to be so happy to encounter this kind of thing..." Xiao Zhengyi sighed.

However, he also imagined for a moment, if he was saved by Xu Shenxing without a mistake, so that he was involved in the vortex of supernatural events, what would his life be like now?

Probably like an ordinary policeman, living the life of an ordinary person, the most glorious achievement is probably to catch a criminal occasionally and be rewarded by a superior... and that's it.

Xiao Zhengyi felt that he could no longer return to that kind of boring life.

"Indeed, this kind of exciting life is a bit addictive."

"Right right~"

The two laughed at each other, and then they talked.

The next day, the two chatted all night. The fool who hadn't slept for the whole night could only cheer up, and came to the haunted apartment again with dark circles under his eyes...