How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

When Hongli saw Hei Yang showing such an expression, she felt a little dazed, as if she was back when she was a child, and lowered her head in grievance.

"Um, isn't Brother Heiyang here with you? If you weren't here, I would definitely not touch a drop..."

"no sooner said than done?"

"Uh-huh!"

"Then raise your head and look into my eyes."

"oh……"

"Open your mouth."

Hei Yang snorted softly: "Let me see if there is still any smell of alcohol."

"No, that's not the case..."

"Um?"

"oh……"

Hong Li shrank her head and slowly opened her mouth.

"Ah——Pfft, Gudu, cough cough..."

"Quick, drink some water, don't choke."

"Oh, thank you."

Hongli quickly took the water glass handed over by Hei Yang and drank it in one gulp: "Gudugudu..."

"Um?"

Suddenly, Hongli was stunned. The water flowed down her chin without paying attention. She suddenly reacted and looked at Heiyang with wide eyes: "What the hell did you throw into my mouth just now?"

"Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!"

Hei Yang couldn't hold back for a moment, he almost stopped laughing and burst into tears from the corners of his eyes: "Well, what else could it be, what do you think?"

"What do I feel...is wrong..."

Hongli suddenly froze, a horrified expression appeared on her face, and then she squeezed out a smile that was uglier than crying.

"No way...haha...

Hei Yang, you can't be such a bitch...

It must not be what I think?

You said no! "

"Tsk, tsk."

Hei Yang shook the small bottle in his hand and looked at the stiff-faced Hong Li with a smile: "Continue, I'm listening. Xiao Li, you might as well explain why you carry this elixir with you?"

"No, you misunderstood!"

Hongli laughed twice and blurted out: "This is a plan to get you drunk, and then feed you pills to make you confess your love. It is also the trump card I will use to train you in the future... Damn, something is wrong with me! "

"Oh, the effect of the medicine is very obvious."

Hei Yang had a funny expression on his face, and Hong Li couldn't help but shudder when she saw it.

"Hei Yang, I advise you to be kind, keep a thin line in your life, so that we can meet each other easily in the future, and keep the green hills around so that you are not afraid of running out of firewood...

In short, I warn you, don’t go too far! "

"Hey hey hey."

Black Sun: (ω)hiahiahia

"Woooooooo..."

Hongli:_

"Hmm, let's test it first."

"Test your size!"

"What color are you wearing?"

"Gray... grass, black sun, you****"

"Do you have a boyfriend you like?"

"Hei Yang! I won't marry him unless I marry him! Hei Yang, you *****"

"Then what do you think of Hei Yang's treatment of you?"

"He is super nice to me! But if I still want to be lazy, I have to find a way to sacrifice him. He will definitely forgive me!

Ahem, um, listen to my explanation..."

"So now, Black Sun is in front of you, what do you want to say to him?"

""

"Fuck, no, you don't follow the direction of the script, right?"

Hei Yang's eyes widened: "Shouldn't it be "I like you" or "I love you" or something like that? What does it mean if you put it here and say a string of asterisks?"

"Hey, you asked me what I wanted to say."

Hongli turned her head away, rolled her eyes, and looked like she was giving up on herself: "Nuo, isn't that just what I mean? I want to scold you?"

Hei Yang: "..."

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to care about you."

Hei Yang sighed, got up and got out of bed: "I'm going out, you should rest first and relieve the hangover."

"Hey, wait a minute."

Hongli shouted: "You just left me here alone?"

"No? Isn't it very safe here?"

"I'm bored!"

"Then you come with me."

"don't want."

Hongli decisively refused: "Is there any way to pass the time without moving?"

"Practice."

"Fuck, change it!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang thought for a while, sighed, took out a large thick notebook from a storage bag on his body and threw it to Hong Li: "Nuo, just watch and pass the time."

"what is this?"

Hong Li reached out and took it with a confused look on her face. She felt a little familiar?

"Top secret information, I guarantee you'll be interested."

"Huh? Do you need the kind that burns after reading?"

"Fuck, don't bother me!"

"So what do you think this is?"

"Don't you know it by reading it yourself?"

Hei Yang stepped out and waved his hand: "It's my diary. Only you can read it. Don't let others know."

"Huh?"

Hong Li was startled, the door was gently closed, and the room returned to silence.

Chapter 129 At that most vibrant age, you are peeping at death?

"Black - Yang? Are you - gone?"

Hongli stretched her neck, knelt on the bed, raised her head and peeked out, making long and tentative sounds in her mouth.

"Hey? Hei Mouyang? Hei Xiaoyang?

Black sun? Peep outside the door!

Xiaoyang? Little Yangyang? Are you really leaving? "

Hongli checked again and again, and found that this time it really didn't seem to be a conspiracy by Mouyang. She looked down at the big book in her arms, and her expression suddenly became exciting.

"No way, the Heiyang diary I've been dreaming about for so many years... I just got it like this?"

Hong Li still found it hard to believe, wondering if Heiyang was squatting in a corner somewhere, waiting to laugh at her?

For example, she opened the so-called diary with great expectation, and then found words like "No way, do you really believe it?" "Fool, are you still reading it?" on it...

At this time, Heiyang suddenly jumped out and laughed at her, making her break her defense or something like that.

Or maybe, this diary is actually a mysterious prop opened by Heiyang, which makes the person who opens the book become a puppet of the other party. When the time comes, if Heiyang asks her to pour water, she will have to pour water, and if he asks her to rub her back, she will have to rub her back...

"Hiss..."

Hongli took a breath of cold air. The imagined scene was too cruel, making her shiver: "I didn't expect Heiyang to be so cruel. He wanted me to be his obedient little maid? So scary!"

...

"Da Ma, you are in good spirits. It seems that this is indeed a conscientious store. Let's go, register first, and then go to the new home."

At this time, the innocent Heiyang did not know that Mou Li was fighting wits and courage with the air, and he had already imagined him as a villain full of evil in his mind.

...

"Hu... Hu... Calm down..."

Hongli calmed down and looked at the thick book placed on the other side of the bed with a serious look, and her heart was full of vigilance.

"Although, but...

After opening it, you might be fooled!

As long as I don't touch it and suppress my curiosity, I will be invincible...

Go to the damn invincible place!"

Hongli rushed over and hugged the thick book again, her face full of impulse.

"No matter what, I'll die. I've been greedy for so many years, there's no reason to give up!

Wuwuwu, damn, you really got me by Heiyang!"

Hongli showed a struggling expression on her face, but she couldn't resist the temptation in the end. She took a deep breath and opened Heiyang's diary!

The first page inside the cover.

[Recorded time: 560 years of the Water Calendar, recorded by: Heiyang. 】

"Oh oh oh oh oh oh!"

Hongli's eyes widened, her face full of disbelief: "I got the real thing! I'm not dreaming!"

Instantly, Hongli felt that the diary in her hand became heavy, as if it was shining with golden light, which made her blink subconsciously, and then confirmed that she was not mistaken!

Doubt, surprise, excitement, curiosity, expectation...

Hongli felt that she was childish at this moment, just like a little girl who got her favorite toy. Although she was childish at ordinary times...but she...

"Oh, don't think too much, let me see if Heiyang has any little secrets to hide from me, hehe, it's better to have a dark history or something!"

Hongli showed a funny expression on her face: "Little Heiyang, sister, I'm coming in--"

But then again, Heiyang's recording time is a bit weird. If it's 560 years in the Water Calendar, isn't that the year they were born?

At that time, Heiyang and she were not even one year old, so he would write a diary there?

It can be seen that the words are still crooked, probably because he is too young to hold the pen well.

Speaking of which, she has never seen Heiyang crawling on the ground when he was one or two years old, which is a bit regrettable.