How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 121

"Wow, mom, don't say such horrible things!"

"It's just a reasonable assumption. I didn't mean to curse."

Hong Li suddenly thought of something and patted Xiao Huo on the back: "By the way, since he is a boy, please keep your distance. You are not allowed to fall in love prematurely, let alone such a sibling relationship!

Don’t let me catch you two one day! "

"Eh?"

Xiaohuo was startled and felt the murderous aura coming from his back: "But mom has been with dad all day long since she was very young, right?"

"Your mother is a bad girl, who asked you to imitate her?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "So, what do you mean by this? Do you really have an idea?"

"Xiaohuo doesn't have that kind of idea!"

Xiao Huo said in a long voice: "Mom, don't think everyone is suspected of being in love just because you have pink bubbles all over your head, okay?"

"Wow! You're laughing at me, right?"

"No, Xiaohuo."

Xiaohuo realized that the topic was starting to get a little dangerous and quickly changed the subject: "By the way, Mom, Aunt Hongling is back, did you know?"

"Eh?"

As expected, Hongli was successfully diverted: "Did Xiaolong come back with her?"

"No, she came back early."

Xiaohuo didn't know much: "It seems like the news came two hours ago. I heard that she was injured and is lying next to Elder Yao now!"

"???"

Hong Li stared: "What's going on? Is it so scary? So how many days does she have to live?"

"If I knew what you said, mom, I would be angry even if I died."

"You're not bad at annoying people either."

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Tell me, what is the specific situation, what you heard?"

"There are so many versions that Xiaohuo has heard."

Xiaohuo's voice was faint: "Some people said that my belly was cut open, her intestines were spilled all over the floor, and someone kicked her waist.

Others said that the old woman was bleeding from all her orifices, half of her body was missing, and she had been hit by more than a dozen arrows in the heart.

In other versions, the old woman was beheaded by the enemy, and then she held a gun in one hand and her head in the other, and fought for three days and three nights, killing countless enemies, before she collapsed from exhaustion. "

Hong Li: "???"

Chapter 137 I want to go home!

"aunt!"

Hongli pushed open the ward door suddenly: "I heard you died!"

"Huh?"

Hong Ling, who was lying on the hospital bed eating an apple, was startled by the sudden opening of the door. She almost threw the apple out without shaking hands: "What's wrong, what's wrong?!"

"Eh?"

A question mark appeared on Hong Li's head: "Auntie, are you still alive?"

"Why can't I live?!"

Hong Ling looked shocked: "Have I been deprived of the right to live? When?!"

"No, I heard..."

Hong Li scratched her head and danced with gestures: "I heard that you transformed into a headless god of war, stabbed a bunch of sea monsters to death with one shot, and swept away a whole sea area with one..."

Hong Ling: "???"

"Forget it, just pretend I didn't say it."

Hongli sighed: "Anyway, as long as you're fine."

"Okay, okay, how could something happen to me?"

Hong Ling waved her hand, shook her head and laughed: "Auntie is also a foundation-building monk after all, so she is not that fragile.

But while exploring the ruins, he was ambushed by an agency.

There was still poison in the mechanism, and the antidote pill only had a suppressive effect, so I had to ask my fellow senior sister to bring me back for treatment. "

"what about now?"

Hongli looked worried.

"It's okay now!"

Hong Ling waved her hand and said with a smile: "For now, I just need to rest here for a few days to see if there will be any recurrence of symptoms. If everything goes well, there will be no problem soon.

After all, our Five Elements Sect’s Medicine Elder is top-notch in detoxification techniques. I have never seen a poison that she couldn’t detoxify. "

"That's because you have little knowledge..."

Hongli beeped softly: "I can easily make several kinds of poisons that she can't detoxify..."

"ah?"

"Ah, I didn't say anything."

Hongli quickly waved her hand and took Xiaohuo out of her arms: "Look, I just said that nothing happened to my aunt. If you still don't believe mom, you have to believe those who are spreading rumors."

"But they described it in great detail!"

Xiaohuo covered his eyes with his wings and trembled: "Xiaohuo doesn't dare to look. Mom, don't let Xiaohuo look at my old lady. Xiaohuo is cowardly!"

Hong Ling: "???"

"no……"

Hong Ling was confused. She always felt that something happened that she didn't know about. She turned her head and looked at Hong Li: "I think I'm good enough for the world, but this child doesn't want to see me so much?"

Hongli laughed awkwardly, grabbed Xiao Huo, helped her turn around, and moved her wings away: "Open your eyes and see, Auntie is fine."

"Don't watch it, mommy is lying to Xiaohuo!"

"Um?"

"Oh, just, just take a look..."

Xiao Huo carefully opened his eyes and looked at Hong Ling, who had a complex expression: "Ah?"

"Little fire..."

Hong Ling looked sad: "We haven't seen her for a month, have you forgotten about me? Why are you so afraid of strangers?"

"Ah, that..."

Xiao Huo looked at Hong Li and then at Hong Ling. He reacted instantly and rushed towards Hong Ling: "Old aunt!"

"Eh."

Hong Ling smiled and hugged Xiao Huo into her arms: "Have you remembered it again now?"

"No, Xiaohuo always remembers me, but..."

Xiaohuo smiled awkwardly: "Xiaohuo heard some bad rumors..."

"So, I have been curious since just now."

Hongli suddenly reacted and frowned at Xiaohuo: "Who did you hear so many versions from?"

"Aunt Xingyun!"

Xiaohuo answered without thinking: "She told Xiaohuo herself. When she heard about the old aunt, she was so angry that her face turned red!"

"Okay, I understand."

Hongli helplessly held her forehead: "That girl was actually drunk, right?"

"..."

"But, speaking of this..."

Hongling looked at Hongli and suddenly showed a depressed look: "You know to come to see the aunt, but that person didn't come...

Maybe, I really should let go of this relationship..."

"Which one?"

Hongli was stunned After a while, she suddenly realized: "Is it the one you have a crush on?"

"Bah! This is not a one-sided love!"

Hongling retorted angrily: "He, he must have a little bit of feelings for me, right?"

"Aunt, you have a dog-licking mentality."

Hongli retorted mercilessly: "If he has feelings for you, can he find another girlfriend?"

"This, this..."

Hongling whispered: "What if he is testing me, for example, deliberately saying in front of me that he has someone he likes, wanting to see how I react?

In fact, he just wants to test me, how much weight does he have in my heart?"

"Well, there is no hope."

Hongli looked at her aunt with pity and shook her head: "Well, there is really no hope."

"Hey ! Xiaoli, what do you mean by that! "

Hongling said unhappily: "Didn't you tell me before that as long as they are not married, I still have a chance..."

"I lied to you."

Hongling: "???"

"Promise me, aunt."

Hongli pressed her aunt's shoulders and said sincerely: "Don't be such a humble third party, okay?"

"But, but, it was obviously me who came first!"

Hongling looked at her niece's face, and her eyes turned red instantly: "Wuwuwu, obviously, it was obviously me who met him first, at the beginning, at the beginning, wuwuwu, she was the third party!"

"I understand, I understand."

Hongli hugged her aunt into her arms, patted her back softly, and comforted her: "I can understand it all, childhood sweethearts are "It's too sad to think about a defeat from the sky!"

"Xiao Li..."

Hong Ling sobbed, and her niece's eyes were wet: "You are still the best..."

"Yeah."

Hong Li nodded in agreement: "Of course I am fine."

"Promise me one thing, okay?"

"Yeah, I promise you one thing."

"You and that boy named Hei Yang, you must confess to him in time!"

Hong Ling burst into tears: "Don't follow the old aunt's path again!"

"That..."

"Yeah?"

Hong Li's face flushed, and she smiled a little embarrassedly: "We are already together, yeah, he confessed to me!"

Hong Ling: "???"