How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"three!"

"two!"

"one!"

"run!"

"Hey, why are you running away!"

"Didn't you talk about running at the beginning?"

"Grass! (a plant)"

Hongli and Heiyang walked in tandem, stepping on the rock wall with both feet, and flew up the almost vertical steep cliff!

But even with the acceleration skill of Feng Jing Pulling Hu, the two of them still couldn't rush up in one breath, and there was still a long way to go from the top!

The bodies of the two people who were unable to follow up suddenly stagnated. It was too hard for the seventh-level body builder to step on the rock wall and run up!

However, because the two of them were walking in parallel, Hong Li stepped on Hei Yang's shoulder and used this force to move upward again!

The black sun began to fall.

The next moment, Hei Yang used the "insidious backstab" and appeared behind Hong Li again, running wildly with him.

"Huh...huh..."

Hongli gasped for air, her speed slowly slowed down, and she was overtaken by Hei Yang in an instant. She let go of her hand and lifted it up at Hei Yang's feet: "Let's go!"

New power was regenerated, and Black Sun accelerated instantly.

Soon, soon...

Black Yang's eyes flashed, this length is enough!

"Uh-huh!"

He threw out the chain that was connected to a length with a straw rope, and Hei Yang chose to let go - if he held the end tightly, the chain would still be missing by a length, but if he threw it out completely, the length would be That's enough!

"Click!"

The tip of the spear was stuck tightly in the rock peak, and Black Sun fell again.

Hong Li suddenly appeared, took Hei Yang's hand, and with the help of new strength, he pulled Hei Yang and jumped suddenly.

The white palm tightly grasped the iron chain, making it straighten instantly!

Chapter 15 I count to three, calm down!

Five Color City, a certain restaurant - well, the restaurant has a name, it's called Xianlai Tavern.

By the way, I just changed my name.

"Hey, hehe, please try this, Immortal. This is the signature dish of our tavern. Of course, it is definitely not as good as the immortal ingredients like spiritual chicken. Please don't blame me, Immortal!"

The tavern owner nodded and served the hot dishes himself, looking at the man at the table flatteringly.

"Well... don't be embarrassed. I said it from the beginning. I just happened to pass by your place by chance. However, I couldn't refuse your hospitality. So I stayed a little longer, but it was a lot of trouble."

Taoist priest Chu Linzi smiled and stroked his beard, looking like a fairy: "In a few days, I will leave, but I will not break my promise to accept disciples.

Originally, the city lord had a large number of people and wanted to invite me to the city lord's mansion as a guest, and then put on a grand ceremony, called the disciple recruitment conference.

However, I can't bear the hard work of the people and the loss of money, so I declined the good offer and only stayed here for a few days. "

Chu Linzi spoke without suppressing his voice, and for a while, the reserved drinkers around him praised him one after another.

"Okay, Taoist Master Renyi, I admire you greatly!"

"That's right, the Taoist Master is an immortal. How can we ordinary people speculate?"

"Well, it's a pity that I failed to live up to my expectations and failed to catch the spiritual chicken. I lost my destiny in vain."

"Come on, do you think I don't know that you are a timid guy and haven't even left the city and gone into the mountains?"

"Then, is that my problem? I heard that evil tigers often eat people in the mountains and forests. I don't know how many young talents have died. Even the five major families..."

"Ahem."

Chu Linzi raised his eyebrows, stood up and bowed slightly, interrupted the man's conversation, and said with a smile: "Everyone is serious, before you attain the Tao, you are just a mortal, there is no noble sentiment, you just act according to your ability. That’s all…”

Seeing Izuku stand up, everyone present quickly stood up and returned the greeting.

"Look at the Immortal's posture, words, and pattern..."

"That's that's..."

"Chief Immortal, do you really not consider staying in my Huang family for a longer period of time?"

The head of the Huang family was also among the crowd. He forced out a smile and looked at Chu Linzi respectfully: "If we want to hold a disciple recruitment conference, there is no need to waste people and money. Our Huang family can bear it on our own."

The head of the Huang family was full of bitterness at this time. This year, the Five Elements Sect did not have the quota for the Huang family to accept disciples, and the family was already a little depressed.

Who would have thought that an immortal would suddenly visit. After showing off a few tricks in the forest, the head of the Huang family was instantly convinced: If the immortal visited my Huang family and did not visit the other four families, then God would definitely give my family an opportunity to rise. ah!

I originally wanted to get the moon first, so I gave up my two sons, no, I just wanted the immortal chief to accept one of his sons as his disciple, so that he could be happy and happy.

But the bad thing is that in this apprenticeship test, the Huang family was the first to learn the news, and they were also the first group to go to the mountains and forests to search for the spiritual rooster. They wanted to take the first bite of the big cake, but they became a casualty among the five major families. The most tragic one!

The two sons of the head of the Huang family were both taken away by wild beasts and their bodies were not found!

After the head of the Huang family heard the news, he was heartbroken, but the more this happened, the more reluctant he was to give up this fate: I have lost so much, can it at least give the Huang family something to gain?

As a result, there was nothing. In the last few days, the immortal slapped his butt and ran to the restaurant.

The head of the Huang family knew that he was already a gambler riding a tiger, but he still refused to let go. Even if he learned one and a half magic tricks, it would be good...

"Hey, no, no, no."

Izuku Linzi waved his hand and signaled everyone to return to their seats. He also sat down and said with a smile: "My practice is about spontaneity. If anyone can give me spirit chicken soup instead of wine before the deadline, I will give it to you in this restaurant." Jingtang, I will accept him as a disciple. If no one meets the requirements, it means that the fate has not yet arrived. "

"That's it..."

The head of the Huang family looked desperate, but he didn't dare to get angry and sat down.

"Well...you can't force fate, hahahaha!"

Izuku seemed to laugh carefreely, but in fact there was a hint of sarcasm in his eyes. He was born in a wild family, and he had to go through many hardships to reach where he is today. Why should he teach others?

"Well, just having food is not enough..."

Chu Linzi smiled and waved his hand: "Please serve me some good wine, hahaha, I want the best!"

"okay……"

The waiter in the shop quickly bowed to respond, but was stunned for a moment, then turned around and asked: "Did the immortal talk about real wine, not fake wine?"

"Um?"

Chu Linzi had a question mark: "I want to leave..."

"Ah ha ha ha, don't blame me, immortal!"

The shop owner immediately jumped out to smooth things over: "This silly boy has no brains. I will personally go and bring you the century-old wine from the shop."

"Well, good!"

The shop owner walked up to the waiter in two or two steps, dragged him away quickly, and when he got to the back of the house, he took a deep breath and lowered his voice and said viciously: "What are you doing? You're going to kill me!"

"Yes... you said it..."

The waiter looked aggrieved: "As long as it's made at that location, the drinks will be served as juice..."

"Hey, you are my ancestor, right?"

The shop owner covered his face helplessly: "I'm talking about the second young master of the black family and the second young lady of the red family. Normally they would be in that position, but aren't they gone!"

"I know this..."

The waiter muttered: "I heard that he saved his little sister from being eaten by a tiger. The third master of the Hei family and the Hong family brought their own daughter to express their gratitude..."

"What's the use of thanking you a thousand times, the person will still be gone!"

The shop owner sighed: "If this person is gone, he will never come back. Just like this Five Color City, many people have disappeared recently, and suddenly it is not as lively as before...

Oh, by the way, you don't have to come to work tomorrow, just get paid and leave. "

"Ah this..."

The waiter said in confusion: "Why..."

"You still ask why? Tell me how many taboos you have violated. You can't teach them no matter how hard you teach them. There's nothing I can do!"

The shop owner snorted coldly, threw down his sleeves and left: "I have done my best to be righteous. You can tell your connections yourself. If some jobs are gone, you can't get them back!"

"Ah this..."

The waiter stared blankly at the boss's back, and finally sighed. The boss was actually a very nice person, no wonder.

Shaking his head, thinking that there were still a few dishes in the kitchen that had not been served to the guests, the waiter turned towards the kitchen.

"Why is the door open? Is there wind..."

The waiter walked in the door muttering, and his mouth was suddenly covered: "Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu..."

"I'll count to three, calm down, and then let you go. Remember not to yell, or I'll kill you. Do you understand?"

A gloomy voice came from behind, and the waiter stared with two frightened eyes, trying to calm down.

"Very good, that's it, three, two, one..."

"Okay, Hei Yang, stop scaring people there and come over here and help me!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain.

Chapter 16 Do you still want to eat meat?

"Don't worry, don't worry."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Everything is under control, believe me, I'm very stable!"

"Not long after the last time you said this..."

Hongli said quietly: "We fell half to death."

"Small problem, nothing serious!"

…

"Da da da……"

Debayashi tapped his fingers rhythmically on the table, proving that he was in a good mood now.

One month is coming soon. According to his calculations, Juhu will be able to break through the Qi refining stage soon. By then...

Thinking of this, Izuku couldn't help but smile a little on his face, even the confusing words of the waiter just now were forgotten.

"Immortal chief, immortal chief, here!"

The shop owner came out of the back room, holding the wine jar in his arms, with some beads of dust and sweat still on his face. He smiled flatteringly: "This is the treasure of our shop, a real century-old wine. Please give me some advice from the immortal." two."

"Um……"

Chu Linzi chuckled and nodded: "I have been cultivating Taoism for hundreds of years. I have traveled around the world and drank with many Taoist friends who are good at wine. I have indeed seen a lot of good wine.

This is just a hundred years old wine. In the eyes of this Taoist, it is actually just like that.

But when I think about it, the lifespan of a mortal is only a mere hundred years, and the weight of this wine is not just limited to the year, but is enough to show your sincerity, which is quite sincere. "

"Wherever it goes, as long as the immortal doesn't dislike it."

"ha……"

Chu Linzi smiled and shook his head. Seeing the shop owner eagerly opening the wine seal and pouring wine for himself, he couldn't help but feel a little proud: "I have to say that Wuse City has outstanding people and simple people. For me to be able to practice Taoism, all of a sudden I have been lost in the world of mortals for many days, hahaha.

It’s just a pity that I couldn’t eat the famous spiritual chicken around here, but nothing in this world is perfect…”

"The Immortal is right!"

"What the immortal said makes sense!"