How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Xingyun's eyes turned into beady eyes: "My home?"

"Uh-huh, it smells like alcohol. I can't use it."

Hongli spread her hands: "The old ones are not going away, and the new ones are not coming. Cheer up."

"Well, that's not what I actually care about. I'm just a little surprised..."

Xingyun came back to her senses and smiled helplessly: "It just happened suddenly, it really wasted time."

"How to say……"

Hong Li turned to look at the furnishings in her house, with a few black lines drawn on her forehead: "You are really free and easy. If my house is burned down... Bah, bah, you can't set up a flag. I can't accept it anyway!"

Forget about those elaborate arrangements, snacks and toys can be tolerated, and comic books are not... wuwuwu... this can't be done!

However, if that kind of thing really happened, Hongli would be sad about the hundreds of letters from her parents stuffed in her bookcase. That is more important than anything else!

Therefore, Hongli looked at Xingyun and frowned: "I have always been curious, are the few things in your home really completely practical and nothing memorable or cherished by you?

For example, letters from parents at home. "

"Huh?"

Xingyun tilted her head and looked confused: "No, I have only been out for less than a year, and there is nothing going on at home, so why did you send me a letter?

Dad said that I am already a big child and should learn to live my own life away from my parents! "

Hongli: "..."

I'm sorry, I'm such a loser who can't live without my parents. I really embarrass them.

"Oh, right!"

Xingyun suddenly exclaimed: "My bitter cookies, they didn't survive!"

"Sooner or later they're going to die."

Hong Li couldn't help but complain: "Either I bite them all to death by you, or it would be more pleasant to be buried in a sea of ​​fire."

"Ahhhhh!"

Xingyun covered her head with both hands and made a gesture like a world-famous painting shouting: "I usually don't want to eat, I only eat a small amount every time, and then mix it with spiritual energy to fill my stomach!

As a result, I didn’t even want to eat it, so it was burned? I can not accept! "

“It’s like I saw myself when the comics were burned.”

Hongli's face was dull, but her hands kept moving, catching the gaga that fell from Xingyun's arms: "Besides, it seems that your determination has not worked. You need a parent training."

"Ah! Sorry, sorry, sorry Gaga, I didn't mean to..."

Xingyun looked panicked and explained at a loss: "But, but, I need to go down the mountain to purchase goods..."

"Maybe you were drunk and didn't know."

Hongli's face was expressionless: "We have closed the mountain."

"Ah this!"

Xingyun's eyes widened: "Why, how could it be possible? Then, let's force our way out!"

"Tsk, tsk, desire is really terrifying, even a good girl can be turned into an outlaw."

Hongli couldn't help but complain: "Those who can't get out, the elders and the inner sect sisters and brothers have been patrolling all day long, just to guard against lawless lunatics like you."

As for how she knew...

Gee, desire is really a terrifying thing.

"I will not give up!"

Xingyun looked determined and clenched her fists: "Dad said, go ahead when there are difficulties. Knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, go to the tiger mountains!

If you hesitate to move forward because of temporary difficulties, what should you do when you encounter unavoidable difficulties in the future? "

"Don't use your chicken soup for the soul on such illegal things!"

"I have made up my mind, senior sister, you don't need to persuade me..."

Before Xingyun finished speaking, he was interrupted by a voice that resounded throughout the fire world.

"Notice, report, as of now, a total of thirty-seven disciples from the five divisions have refused to listen to the advice and insisted on going down the mountain. They are Huo Miaomiao, Xing Mulan, Nan Chengwu, Beihai, Bai Jingyun..."

"Notification, notification, deadline..."

Hong Ling, who was selected into the law enforcement team, looked indifferently at the dozens of people who bowed their heads in silence before her. Among them was even her senior brother she had a crush on, but...

Oh, it's just love, my heart has become cold and faded!

Hongling showed no mercy and repeated with the loudspeaker spirit stone again: "The disciples named above will be forced to work for free for one month in the sect. At the same time, they are required to submit a 20,000-word self-criticism within three days and post it in the task hall. Warn the sect disciples. Let me say your name again..."

…

"uh-huh?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows and looked at Xingyun: "You have made up your mind? What are you doing?"

Xingyun: "..."

"It's okay, senior sister."

Xingyun whispered: "I was just joking."

"Ninja World: The Fire Begins from Konoha"

Naruto fanfic, the collision between Dark Souls and Naruto, the main writer is Naruto, and the beginning of the separation of the Hinata family. The timeline is decades before the protagonist, probably Uchiha Fugaku's generation.

As long as the ashes are not burned out, the fire will continue to grow!

Chapter 147 Please don’t use love to cover up sin, thank you!

[Hong Li: I owe him a total of 346 low-grade spiritual stones. Thank you. 】

[Hei Yang: Wait, wait a moment, right now! 】

While Hei Yang was replying to the message, he controlled the gray fog, tied up a dozen skeletons, and led them to the question queue.

"Hurry up and be conscious of yourself."

Hei Yang folded his arms, looked at the dozen skeletons in front of him with an unhappy look, and said, "Who on earth sneaked into other people's skeletons? Come out quickly!"

Don’t wait for me to detect them one by one. If you don’t admit that I’ve found you, it will be a big problem!

Damn it, why are you minotaurs everywhere? I can’t kill them all? "

"Crunch, crunch..."

The skeletons looked at each other, and no one said a word.

"Hmm?"

Heiyang’s face was gloomy: "Get out of the line now, I can pretend that nothing happened, hurry up!"

"Crunch, crunch..."

A skeleton timidly stepped out of the line.

"You are the only minotaur! Sorry for going back on my word. I'm going to sink you to the bottom of the Forgotten River, and then..."

Hei Yang glared, detected and confirmed instantly, pulled out the soul in the skeleton, and viciously coiled the minotaur in his hand!

The skeleton occupied by the minotaur was scattered on the ground as the minotaur's soul was pulled out.

The soul occupied by his own skeleton quickly left the skeleton of others and entered his own body. The soul of the other skeleton also quickly came out of the skeleton occupied by the soul of the other skeleton and entered the skeleton of others, and then others...

In short, it was because the first person deliberately occupied someone else's body, so the others occupied other skeletons...

Hei Yang was still wondering why his invincible assembly line suddenly paralyzed. It turned out that a bad ghost entered!

Thirty-five souls had their soul toxins removed, and then found their own skeletons.

This is the result of Hei Yang's whole day!

As long as this continues, it will only take three weeks for him to sort all these skeletons back to their places!

"Fuck! No way! "

Heiyang's eyes were bloodshot, and he collapsed and said, "I have performed exceptionally well today and worked so hard. Tell me, this situation will continue for three weeks? I will die!"

And it is not enough to just put the skeletons back in place.

Next, they need to be brought back to life.

Skeleton forms without flesh and blood will burn directly when they touch the sun, so they need to go through a gradual process.

As a first step, you can try to put them in the yard every night to cool down, blow the cool night breeze, absorb the negative spiritual energy of the wandering world, and let them get familiar with this world again.

But they must be taken back in time two hours before the sun comes out, otherwise it will not be getting familiar with this world again, but feeling the malice of this world again!

Well... from a certain perspective, this is also getting familiar with this world again...

The second step, wait When they have the ability to move, take them out in the middle of the night to a place with a little bit of popularity, but not too many people, so that they can feel life again.

The third step is to try to appear outside the gray fog at the junction of day and night. Those who survive this step can try to show up slightly during the day. Those who fail the course will go back to the second step to retake it!

In the fourth step, new bones and flesh begin to grow on the skeleton. During this period, their appearance will be a little scary, but they can get some sun exposure.

The fifth step is that their appearance is almost the same as that of ordinary people, but their bodies will be a little cold. At this time, they can get some sun exposure near noon, eat some food from the world of the living, and meet people outside...

"Fuck! What should I do if I don't want to do it anymore!"

Heiyang rubbed his eyebrows, gathered the gray fog, and put it back into his sleeves, and the skeletons were forced to enter a dormant state in the gray fog.

"Just listening to these steps is already a headache.

What he said was that when his cultivation level is high, his efficiency will naturally improve...

Oh, I have to improve my cultivation level in a year, and I have to spend time on them? "

The more Heiyang thought about it, the more he felt that it was not right. He would be exhausted after all this!

He needs to adjust and think of other solutions...

The first solution is to resign!

There is no hope for this. If he dares to resign, Meng Po cannot resign. If she cannot resign, she will throw him on the Naihe Bridge to be Meng Po...

Hey, so in the final analysis, it is still the unreasonable staffing of the underworld!

Can't you transfer a few more Meng Pos, or just mechanize the feeding? Obviously, the underworld is in charge of so many technological civilizations, why not recruit some modern talents?

Damn it, so it is the underworld that should be reformed, not Heiyang!

"Huhu, calm down, calm down..."

Heiyang calmed down: "Keep a calm mind, you can't blame the uneven road if you are not good enough, there must be other solutions! "

For example... a simple and quick method like catching a living person and sacrificing his blood to get to the stomach in one step! (Living person:?)

No, wouldn't Heiyang become a big devil?!

Or... just give up, and then tell Meng Po on the day of handing in the homework that the skeleton and soul were eaten by the bronze snake! (Bronze snake:?)

Not appropriate, this reason has never worked since childhood!

You can also... use the big adventure card to let Hongli do everything for him, and he enjoys it on the side? (Hongli:?)

Ah, this, is this something you can say...

"Hiss, why do I feel a chill on my back."

Hongli frowned: "Heiyang, that little jerk is plotting against me again? ! ”

[Hongli: Hey, didn’t we say we’d be in a while? Did you fall asleep?]

[Heiyang Teleportation Storage Bag*1]

[Heiyang: Keep the extra for yourself!]

[Hongli: Boss is generous! Boss…]

[Hongli: Damn, three hundred and forty-seven, one extra, right? You’re deliberately disgusting me, aren’t you?]

[Heiyang:?]