How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Hey, you're exaggerating a little bit."

One of the girls looked at her companion with contempt: "I haven't seen you pursue senior sister so much before? What's wrong? Has your personality changed drastically?"

"Not really."

The companion suppressed a smile, pointed behind him, and whispered: "Because senior sister is behind you..."

"you……"

The girl hesitated to speak, but her good tutor stopped her from saying a bunch of curse words.

She closed her eyes, took a deep breath, turned her head suddenly, and showed a bright smile: "Ha, senior sister, what a coincidence, why are you behind me!"

…

"Well, Junior Sister Hongli..."

Nan Xiaoyi looked at Xingyun who opened the door with confusion, frowned and thought, "Does she have blue hair?"

"Ahaha, senior sister, you misunderstood..."

Xingyun said with a sneer: "I am not Senior Sister Hongli, I am Xingyun who was in the same period as her. I came to Senior Sister's house to play today..."

"Oh, I remember it, I have an impression! I have admired the name for a long time, I have admired the name for a long time, the legendary fat... Oh, I mean..."

Nan Xiaoyi coughed twice: "That's what you just declared, saying that your family's house was burned down and needs to be rebuilt..."

"Ah this..."

Xingyun was stunned for a moment: "Senior Sister Hongli, are you so considerate?"

"Oh, I was confused at that time, how could the home of our Fire Department disciples be burned down by fire?"

Nan Xiaoyi sighed and said in a measured tone: "Later I found out that the building materials used in your home were relatively low-grade, that's why it was burned down so easily.

Look at this room again, Junior Sister Hongli’s room. She uses relatively high-grade Huoxia wood. She is not afraid of fire at all, and living in it is warm and comfortable. It is simply...

Oh, I didn’t notice it just now. This junior sister’s home is dressed in a very life-like way. She seems to be a girl who knows how to live..."

"Huoxiamu...is this so..."

Xingyun nodded thoughtfully, looked up at Nan Xiaoyi, and said with some excitement: "Sister, where can I buy the Huoxia wood you mentioned? You need to go down the mountain..."

"Ha! Of course not!"

The corner of Nan Xiaoyi's lips curled up, and she had already put her arms around Xingyun's neck without knowing when, and said kindly: "Don't you think this is a coincidence! Oh, how could it be such a coincidence?

Senior sister happens to know where to buy this kind of wood, and through senior sister’s channel, she can give you a preferential price. Now you can recharge your membership card..."

"membership card!!!"

Xingyun's eyes lit up: "Do ordinary members get 15% off, premium members get 10% off, and supreme members get 20% off?!"

"No no no."

Nan Xiaoyi shook her finger and frowned: "No, now supreme members can only get a 10% discount, and ordinary members only have the right to pre-order in advance."

"Huh? How could that happen!"

Xingyun's eyes widened: "Why is it so expensive?!"

"Oh, the mountain is closed now."

Nan Xiaoyi spread her hands: "Anyway..."

"boom!"

The kitchen door was suddenly opened and slammed shut, startling the two of them.

I saw Hongli expressionlessly dragging pieces of broken wood with a broom, bypassing the two people, and walking to the dirt floor of the backyard: "Nirvana Flame!"

"boom!"

The broken wooden boards instantly turned into fly ash, and the pollution was successfully purified.

However, Hong Li had a headache when she thought that there was still a pile of things in the kitchen that had not been dealt with. When she came back, she passed by the two of them again, glanced at Nan Xiaoyi, and said in a calm voice: "Ah, there are guests, Xiaoyun, help me entertain them, I'm quite Busy, thank you.”

"boom!"

The kitchen door was closed again.

"Ah this..."

Xingyun looked at Nan Xiaoyi with doubts on her face: "It doesn't mean that the wood used by Senior Sister Hongli will not be burned..."

"Ah, ahem, she must have bought a fake!"

There were beads of sweat on Nan Xiaoyi's forehead, and she pointed at herself with a smile: "So, this shows how important a good and credible channel is. In this case, you can..."

"Wait a minute, I suddenly remembered when I saw Sister Hongli..."

Xingyun suddenly came back to her senses and thought of Hongli's instructions: "If anyone asks me to become a member in the future, please don't believe it. That's what she said!"

"Ha! How could it be!"

Nan Xiaoyi's head popped up with two tic-tac-toes, and she said with a smile: "Did she really say that?"

"Well, that's right!"

Xingyun nodded confidently: "That's what he said!"

"Okay! It seems that I must enforce the law impartially!"

Nan Xiaoyi's face turned cold, and she walked towards the kitchen: "Yes, this is definitely not seeking personal gain with power, I am exercising justice..."

"Hey, wait, no, there..."

Xingyun failed to say the last half of the sentence: "That may be the scene of Sister Hongli's crime..."

Before Xingyun finished speaking, the kitchen door was suddenly pulled open by Nan Xiaoyi, and she walked in without thinking: "You...what is this, uh!"

Then there was no sound.

Xingyun: "!!!"

"Did you suffer a murderous attack?"

Xingyun's voice trembled. Sister Hongli had even started to attack law enforcement officers. So, would she, the one responsible for the delay, be regarded as an accomplice...

"boom!"

The kitchen door was closed again.

Chapter 153 As an excellent little black guy, you can’t admit your mistakes before the confessional BGM sounds!

"Phew, this guy..."

Throwing the unconscious Nan Xiaoyi onto the bed, Hongli clapped her hands and glanced at him.

"How can there be such a person? He comes in and breathes hard. Is he here to be a human purifier?"

"Um, Senior Sister Hongli, what should we do now..."

Xingyun asked cautiously, and turned her head to look at the door from time to time, swallowing her saliva: "What should we do?"

"Ah? What should we do?"

Hongli was full of questions, shook her head, and waved her hand: "Forget it, since he is your acquaintance, you can take care of him. I am still busy."

"Hey, this is not someone I am familiar with..."

Xingyun was halfway through her words, and suddenly got stuck. She reacted and looked at the unconscious Nan Xiaoyi in a daze: "Could it be that this is the so-called, a token of surrender, a test for joining the group, if you pass, you will join, if you fail, then..."

"Xiaoyun, what are you mumbling?"

Hongli glanced at Xingyun in confusion, and the latter's body suddenly tensed up.

"What, what's wrong, Sister Hongli?!"

Xingyun's eyes widened, and her voice was loud: "What do you want me to do!"

"Um..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, and she always felt that the child in front of her had experienced a spiritual transformation: "Ah, I just said that I asked you to take care of her..."

"Oh, supervise her, no problem!"

Xingyun nodded seriously: "Use a rope or a chain?"

Hongli: "?"

"I'm probably old and can't keep up with the thinking of young people..."

Muttering softly, Hongli sighed, turned her head and walked towards the kitchen. When she passed the kitchen door, she paused: "To be honest, this door is of good quality..."

"Bang."

The kitchen door was closed again.

"..."

Xingyun turned her head and looked at Nan Xiaoyi who was sleeping on the bed. She sighed, covered her with a quilt, moved a small stool, sat on the bed, propped her chin with her arm, and watched melancholy: "I haven't asked her yet if there will be new preferential levels for the supreme members..."

"..."

Nan Xiaoyi frowned slightly while sleeping, it seems that she was not having a sweet dream.

…

"What's going on? It's been so long, why hasn't Xiaoyi come out yet?"

Hongling frowned, turned her head and looked at the two girls squatting on the ground touching the big bumps on their heads, and pointed at the door: "You two, go in and see her together."

"Ah, no need..."

A girl said: "What else could happen to Xiaoyi?"

"That's right!"

The girl squatting next to her echoed: "She's probably in the same old habit again, starting to sell things to people. In my opinion, she shouldn't be allowed to join our law enforcement team.

Look at her, she's lost so many people along the way, and the dignity of the senior sisters and brothers is gone!"

"So that's it..."

The two said in unison: "That's right, don't worry about her at all, she'll come out in a while!"

"..."

Hongling looked at the two expressionlessly.

"We'll go now!"

They were so cowardly and decisive!

…

“Bang!” “Bang!”

Hongli picked up the two girls, one in each hand, and threw them onto the bed with an expressionless face, clapping her hands: “Take good care of them.”

“Yes!”

Xingyun was tense.

As expected of Senior Sister Hongli, even if two senior sisters from the law enforcement team came together, they were no match for her!

…

“Are these people crazy…”

Hongli closed the kitchen door and sighed: “I opened the door so hard, shouldn’t I be hit by the rocks falling from the unstable ceiling?

Besides, they are all monks, so if they get hit on the head, they get hit, why are they screaming so loudly and gasping for breath…”

Sighing again, Hongli turned around and looked into the room: “What’s going on?”

“Report to mom! Cleaned up!”

Xiaohuo got a piece of cloth from somewhere, covered his mouth with it, and looked like a bad crane: “There is absolutely no fish that slipped through the net!”

“Ah, yes, but my kitchen is also rotten.”

Hongli sighed, looking melancholy: “Xiaohuo, do you think I am not suitable for cooking?