How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Let me tell you, at that time he was kneeling on the ground, hugging my legs, crying so miserably, and desperately wanted me to be his girlfriend.

I couldn't help it, so I reluctantly agreed.

But, hum, if there is any further development, it depends on his performance, otherwise, hum! "

"How, how could..."

Hong Ling looked at the proud Hong Li with shock and confusion on her face: "Why? Why do you look so aloof and I am so humble?"

Because bragging is not illegal.

Hongli's heart beeped quietly.

"Oh, of course my charm is greater than yours."

The corners of Hong Li's lips curled up, pretending to be sad: "Oh, there's nothing I can do about it. This person is good-looking, has a good temperament, is hardworking and kind, so it's normal for him to be liked.

Oops, I receive so many love letters every day, it’s really annoying. "

"And love letters?!"

No, not really.

"of course."

Hong Li opened her eyes and said, "Isn't there no one who hasn't received it? Tsk tsk, I don't even want to hear the disgusting words in it."

"No, just talk to your aunt..."

Hong Ling shook Hong Li's arm with a curious look on her face: "I have never received a love letter in my life. Please tell me what's in it!"

What a coincidence, I don’t know either, woo woo woo.

"Ahem, this is it."

Hong Li closed her eyes and spread her hands: "If you understand, you will understand. If you don't understand, I can't help it."

"Hey, if you don't say it, don't say it..."

Hong Ling shook off Hong Li's arm and curled her lips, but she couldn't help but ask: "What is his personality like? How is he? Is he honest? Is he good to you? Is he gentle?"

"like me."

Hongli sighed.

"ah?"

Hong Ling took out her ears and couldn't help but confirm: "What did you say?"

"He has the same personality as me."

Hong Li repeated with a look of displeasure: "Or maybe my personality is the same as his?

No, no, he must have followed me, how could it be that I followed him, this order is still very important..."

"so……"

Hong Ling's smile gradually disappeared and her expression became calm: "You two have the same temperament."

"This is called Xingxingxixingxing!"

Hong Li retorted unhappily: "Think about it, if a perfect person like me turns into a boy, there will definitely be many girls who like me!

But, unfortunately, in the eyes of a perfect person, there will only be another perfect version of me. Isn’t that natural for us to be together? "

"So, are you narcissistic?"

"You don't care about me, you weakling! Emotional loser!"

Hong Ling: "!!!"

Chapter 158: Pay attention when listening to elders. Their life experiences are the greatest valuable wealth.

"Well, that's it..."

Hong Li curled her lips and pointed to the kitchen ceiling with a guilty look on her face, her face slightly red, and she confessed honestly.

"Just...a pop, the pot lid flew out on top of my kitchen knife, and then my soup exploded...This was just an accident, really, you have to believe me!"

"Pfft, hahaha, how is that possible! Hahahaha!"

Seeing Hong Li's cute expression trying to quibble, Hong Ling couldn't help but laugh out loud: "Impossible, absolutely impossible. How could something like that happen just by making a meal? No normal person would believe it. Yeah, hahaha!”

"..."

A few tic-tac-toes popped up on Hongli's forehead, and her little fist involuntarily hardened: "Hey! What do you mean! Are you looking for trouble?"

"No, no, I just said...hahaha..."

Hong Ling waved her hand, but still couldn't stop the smile on her face: "Xiaoli, you should find a better reason for lying. Cooking and blowing up the room..."

"whispering sound……"

Hong Li gently opened the basin on top of the pot on the side, quickly flapped her little hands, and fanned the smell to Hong Ling: "Believe it or not, smell it yourself."

"Ah? What do you smell..."

Hong Ling was stunned for a moment, turned her head to look, and twitched her nose slightly: "... Ouch! Quick, close the basin and cover it back!"

"Believe it now."

Hong Li said with a sullen face, "I've really been at home all the time and haven't done anything. This pot of soup is proof.

Hey, don't be silent. Can you show your attitude? "

"Wait, wait, I'll take it slow..."

Hong Ling shook her dazed head and waved her hand: "Your evidence is indeed quite weighty! Well... it's too heavyweight!"

Hongli: "..."

Unhappy +1+1+1…

"Ahem, that..."

It took a long time before Hong Ling came back to her senses, but she looked at Hong Li with a strange expression: "I probably understand. In that case, Xiaoli, you are also a victim..."

"Then I'm the victim!"

Hongli raised her head and looked at her aunt with a look of grievance: "Not only am I a victim, my kitchen is also a victim, and my ceiling... Anyway, I am the worst one!" (Hei Yang:?)

"That seems to be true..."

Hong Ling recalled the indescribable smell just now, and the corner of her mouth twitched slightly: "So Xiaoli, you grew up eating this kind of food. No wonder you are not tall. Is it because of malnutrition..."

Hong Li: "???"

Wait, aunt, have you misunderstood something? Only ghosts can grow up eating this stuff!

Not happy +999+999+999

"Are you serious?"

Hongli pointed at the pot beside her and herself with a look of doubt: "Who would grow up eating this kind of thing!

Do you think there are really creatures that grow up eating this kind of thing? I'm so pretty!"

"Hmm..."

Hongling looked down at herself, then glanced at Hongli's chest and nodded: "Well, this explains it, it's malnutrition..."

"???!"

Hongli instantly crossed her arms and looked at Hongling with horror and anger, her hair exploded, and she gritted her teeth and said: "What! Do! You! Mean! Ah!

What the hell is that look! Why do you look at me like that! Don't look at me with that kind of sympathetic eyes! I don't need your sympathy! Ahhhhhhhhhh!!!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong, what happened!"

Hongli's scream startled the four people sitting in the living room, and they ran into the kitchen, and then saw Hongli looking at her aunt with fangs and claws, with murderous intent on her face.

"You should be destroyed. This kind of creature is top-heavy and doesn't conform to the normal proportions of a creature. This kind of, ah ah ah, I don't care!"

Nan Xiaoyi: "Ah huh?"

Xingyun: "Huh?"

"Oh, you are here."

Hongling smiled and turned her head, waved to the four people at the door, walked gently to Hongli, patted her shoulder, and the aunt, who had been so small that she disappeared, regained her dignity!

"Be good, if Xiaoli is jealous of aunt, aunt can understand, but just being angry can't solve the problem!"

"No need to say so much..."

Hongli's face was gloomy, and she slowly pulled out a spear from the storage bag: "As long as you kill everyone who is bigger than me, I will be the most powerful one..."

"Tsk tsk, then you can't kill them all.

If that's the case, the few people present are your hunting targets."

Hongli: "..."

It was as if a cold arrow pierced the little heart from behind.

"Okay, okay, it's just cooking."

Hongling shook her head and walked to the chopping board with one hand on her waist: "Let aunt show you her skills, watch carefully and learn well."

"So you can eat for free?!"

Nan Xiaoyi and others' eyes lit up: "Let us help carry the dishes!"

"Okay, okay, nonessential personnel, please get out quickly."

Hongling waved her hand without looking back: "Be good and wash your hands, and wait for a feast!"

"Okay!"*5

"This is my home..."

Hongli whispered softly, frowned, and suddenly found something wrong: "Wait, why are there five Okay..."

"Ahaha..."

Xiaohuo, who had already walked out of the door halfway, froze and turned his head with a wry smile: "Haha, mom must study hard!"

Hongli: "..."

"Traitor! Fence-sitter!"

"Ahaha, Xiaohuo won't bother you anymore, come on mom!"

"Bang!"

The kitchen door was tightly closed.

"Okay, okay, don't look like you've been hurt."

Auntie patted Hongli's shoulder and smiled, "Actually, cooking is very simple.

For beginners, it may be difficult to make delicious food, but it is still very simple to make it not so unpalatable!"

"This is a lie..."

Hongli muttered softly, "Cooking is not that simple..."

"Then, um, take out the ingredients in your storage bag and let Auntie see what's there...

Huh? There are a lot of varieties, vegetables, fruits, meat... …This is the Snow Mountain Pigeon, right?”

Hongling clapped her hands in surprise: “This way, I can try more dishes!”

“Tsk, you look so professional…”

Hongli shrank her head subconsciously, feeling a little inferior to her aunt: “I feel inferior to…Hongli, um, I mean cooking skills.

Although I am a beginner, don’t think you can beat me just by showing off a few tricks…”

“First, process the ingredients and wash them…”

“I can do that too.”

“Then, for the dishes, let’s heat the oil first…”