How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Heiyang looked up and saw the sunset of another day. He couldn't help but shook his head and sighed: "If you hadn't directed me, I should have successfully arrived home after shopping, instead of just leaving the store like this!"

"I really think that pink fabric is not very good..."

Hongli frowned and commented sharply: "It's not that the pink color is not good, but that kind of pink, how should I put it, it gives me a feeling that I just don't like it!"

"If you don't like it, just cut it into rags... So are you listening to me?"

Heiyang couldn't help but roll his eyes: "I'm out of the store now, so you don't have to be picky anymore.

Really, I remember that when you bought clothes before, the standard was "a piece of cloth that is thick enough to block the wind and cold", how can I choose if I haven't seen it?"

"It was different back then."

Hongli spread her hands as a matter of course: "At that time, we went shopping together. You walked and I had to walk. We must have finished shopping earlier and went back to rest earlier!

Other women I don't know what happened anyway. I really don't have unlimited energy when I go shopping!

But it's different now. Now I can just lie on the bed and talk, but you have to run around because of a word I said. Ah, it's very pleasing to the eye!

So, the color of the fabric is not important. What's important is that I finally have the opportunity to use you at will, so I must seize it, right? "

"You are deliberately disgusting, right?"

"That's not possible."

Hongli smiled and said, "Think about it. Before you came out, you knew nothing about the Five Elements City, but now, your familiarity with these streets is almost the same as that of the locals, right?"

"That's not right."

Heiyang sneered, "I have been to places where locals often go, places where locals don't often go, and places where locals have never been. I still went there. How can I not be familiar with it!"

In just half a day, the creature named Heiyang appeared in every corner of the Five Elements City except the fabric store.

During this period, he also encountered six illegal transactions, three secret organizations that were not sure whether they were legal or not, and even broke into a small human trafficker's den, saving dozens of children from dire straits.

When he saw those children find their parents from afar, they showed a relieved smile, and were ready to turn around and hide their achievements and fame, leaving behind a mysterious legend of a city hero, but he found that there was a fabric store behind him, damn!

"Don't give me blind orders."

Heiyang rolled his eyes: "What if you navigate me to a dragon's den and tiger's lair, and make me a missing person, you can cry!"

"It's not a dragon's den and tiger's lair."

Hongli rolled her eyes and said casually: "It happens to be this street, the Daxueshan Food Store, you have passed by the door of that store several times, go inside and help me see if they have stocked their snow mountain pigeons, if they have, please buy me a few dozen kilograms, I will use it for cooking."

"Walk."

Heiyang nodded, walked into the store that Hongli mentioned, and found the salesperson. One of the saleslady girls asked, "Excuse me, do you have snow mountain pigeons for sale in the store?"

"Ah, you've come at the right time, sir."

The salesperson was stunned for a moment, then smiled and led Heiyang to the storage area, explaining as they walked, "A new batch just arrived today, and we haven't had time to stock it yet, so it's absolutely fresh, so I said it's a good thing for you to come.

Because there's always a famous customer recently, every time he comes to buy all the goods as soon as we get them, and later we increased the purchase quantity several times, but I didn't expect that he bought all the goods, and he was satisfied that we have the most goods here..."

[Hongli: ! ! ! ]

"Hmm?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows and couldn't help asking, "That, that customer, is she a girl?"

"Ah, how did you know?"

"Then she's less than 1.6 meters tall?"

[Hongli: Wait, what the hell do you mean? Who are you implying? ]

[Hongli: Besides, I'm not anxious, nor am I being poked in the sore spot, anyway, who are you talking about at 1.6 meters tall! 】

"Well, no, that customer is very tall, judging by the sight... well, we can't leak the news."

The salesperson shook his head and smiled, and nodded after receiving the news from the logistics storage room, and stopped talking about the previous topic.

"Well, this time we will replenish 200 pieces in total, regardless of weight.

Because the Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is a relatively precious semi-spiritual beast, our supplier can't provide many.

And we have to consider various dangerous factors, such as avoiding collisions with the King Pigeon in the foundation-building period.

In addition to storage and labor factors, the price may be a bit expensive, please understand us a little...

Well, a Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon requires three pieces of low-grade spiritual stones!"

[Hongli: Ha, that's it? That's it? Heiyang, hurry up and pay, blind their eyes! ]

"Hmm."

Heiyang raised his eyebrows: "Not expensive, then give me fifty."

[Hongli: Just fifty? Just fifty? Not all packed? ]

[Hongli: I remember now, the guy the salesperson just mentioned seems to be the one who cut me off last time! ]

[Hongli: No, Heiyang, buy them all for her, let her experience what I felt at that time! ]

[Heiyang: I can't hear you, I can't hear you. ]

[Hongli: Heiyang, you stupid dog! ]

[Heiyang: I won't buy it for you if you call me again. ]

"Ah, this..."

The salesperson was stunned for a moment. Even if Hei Yang didn't buy them all, if he bought fifty of them at once, does he own a restaurant?

But most people have their own supply channels for their meals. As far as she knows...

"Are you really fifty?"

"Make sure, I didn't bite my tongue."

Hei Yang nodded and took out a storage bag from his arms: "Should I pay directly or pay on delivery? How do I tell you?"

"Ah, please wait a moment..."

The saleswoman responded quickly and notified her colleagues to pick up the goods. The smile on her face became brighter, but she still reminded her in a professional spirit.

“Thank you for your support to us, but the store also reminds you that although Snow Mountain Flying Pigeon is very nutritious and has many functions, eating too much will cause difficulty in digestion and may even lead to coldness.

If you are not a practitioner, you still cannot eat too much at one time. "

"You don't have to worry, this little brother is a genuine practitioner."

A frivolous female voice came from the side, and a woman with a good figure and beautiful appearance walked from the side. She smiled and said to the salesperson: "Old rules, I want all the remaining pigeons."

"Ah...ah!"

The salesperson was still surprised by the news just now, but when he saw the woman, his eyes suddenly lit up, but he showed a bit of apology: "Miss Duanmu, you are here, but there may be less time today."

"It doesn't matter, I just heard it. I'm open for business, but I can't buy it when others buy it. It's normal!"

Miss Duanmu smiled and turned to look at Hei Yang: "Besides, I don't dare to offend such an enigmatic fellow Taoist!

Oh, by the way, Taoist fellow Taoist, you can call me Duanmu Qiaofeng, but I don’t know the Taoist fellow Taoist’s name. Are you interested in getting to know me? "

While talking, Duanmu Qiaofeng seemed to be giving him a wink!

However, in her heart, she was wary and curious. It was not so much that she could not see through the person in front of her, but rather that she did not dare to observe him directly. Her intuition told her that peeping rashly would be dangerous and would most likely arouse the other person's vigilance.

It was obvious that the man in front of her had either a higher level of cultivation than her, or he had a superb hidden cultivation level. She was wary of the former, but interested in the latter.

The monk who suddenly appeared does not seem to be a disciple of the Five Elements Sect, so he may be able to take advantage of it...

[Hongli:! ! ! 】

[Hongli:! ! ! ! ! ! 】

[Hongli: Damn it! Woman, you are playing with fire! Do you know whose man you are touching? 】

[Hongli: No! It's hopeless. You're hopeless. Now commit suicide on the spot. Maybe I'll give you a chance to lose your soul!

Come on, go to hell, don't challenge my tolerance! 】

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang blinked and couldn't help but dig his toes on the floor: "Well, sorry, I'm not familiar with it."

Name: Duanmu Qiaofeng

Taoist name: Tianyunzi

Cultivation: Sixth level of golden elixir

Magical powers: Calculate the sky (blue) Cut luck (blue) Jue danger (blue) Steal life (blue) Gu heart (blue)

Identity: Former elder of Tianmen

"Um?"

Duanmu Qiaofeng raised the corners of his mouth, revealing a smile that he thought was very charming. He instantly changed his approach and made a common courtesy among strangers in the spiritual world. He said apologetically: "Qiaofeng was abrupt. I just saw him." My fellow Taoist also came to buy this snow-capped mountain flying pigeon, and he is a talented person, so I have some intention of making friends with him, and there is absolutely no scheming."

I believe you, you are a bad woman, your identity has been exposed.

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining in his heart, and imitated Duanmu Qiaofeng in returning the gift, showing a fake smile: "Haha, I was just a villain, but I was just entrusted by others, and I didn't want to come over and buy this. Pigeon, so there is no fate between us, so I won’t disturb fellow Taoist.”

[Hongli: Did you hear that? ! Ugly woman! My Heiyang said, I have no intention of talking to you, just stay where you can to cool off! 】

"!!!"

Seeing Hei Yang returning the gift, the smile on Duanmu Qiaofeng's face deepened. The actions of the two parties in this etiquette are different. Most disciples of the sect or big men in the cultivation world know it. However, this person didn't know it. It seems to be good luck. The casual cultivator!

After identification, you can provoke!

Thinking of this, Duanmu Qiaofeng moved slightly and approached Hei Yang. The latter quickly moved to avoid it, which made Duanmu Qiaofeng look higher and became more interested.

Excellent talent, extraordinary luck, perseverance, no background...

They are considered Tianmen, they like this kind of little fat sheep!

It's hard to say, but it can also improve her cultivation level...

"Haha, there is no need to disturb me. Meeting each other means we are destined to have many friends and many paths..."

[Hongli:! ! ! 】

[Hongli: I think your head is very similar to the tip of your grandma’s spear. Why don’t you come up and make a hole? ! ! 】

"Ah, here, there is no need for multiple roads..."

The corners of Hei Yang's mouth twitched crazily, and his face looked weird. There are multiple ways? I'm afraid you won't be able to leave anymore.

My girlfriend is watching, please respect yourself!

But having said that, it turns out that the few people in the royal capital are not all of Tianmen. The distribution of these remnants is quite wide...

Through several people he met in the royal capital before, Hei Yang also had some understanding of the behavior and style of the Suan Tian Clan, such as stealing people's luck, plotting and frame-up, and peeking into privacy...

So, why are these guys here?

Hei Yang's eyes flashed, and he was wary. He said a few perfunctory words to the other party, paid for the pigeon, and walked out of the store quickly.

Think about those things later. The most important thing now is to comfort my girlfriend...

"Crackle, crackle, crackle..."

Hong Li's face was gloomy at this time, and he was grinding his teeth frantically. The shaft of the fine iron spear in his hand began to make a mournful sound because he couldn't bear the grip force. The spear body was about to break.

"Kill her! Kill her!"

Hongli's eyes were red as she looked at Heiyang in the picture: "How can you run away? Turn around and kill her!"

"Hey, sister, calm down first."

Heiyang's forehead was sweating. He knew that this was another life-and-death test. He quickly explained: "Let's not talk about the consequences of fighting in a shop in the human world or in the Five Elements City. After all, she is a Jindan stage. Can I kill her directly?"

"You can kill her if you use all your cards!"

"What if she has an accomplice?"

"I'll call someone over. This is at the foot of the Five Elements Sect!"

"Ah, that makes sense, but Tianmen has always been good at running away. Can we start a war directly in the city?"

"But she seduced you!"

"Snap!"

The gun barrel finally broke under the heavy load, and Hongli's fist trembled: "She deserves to die!"