How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Relying on the speed blessing provided by Shenyin, Hei Yang hung tightly behind Duanmu Qiaofeng like a ghost.

After the other party lost him, he stood there in surprise for a while, and then flew away warily.

Well, there is another watershed between the Golden Core Stage and the Foundation Establishment Stage, so now Duanmu Qiaofeng is flying in the sky, and Black Sun is chasing closely behind.

[Hei Yang: You are in the Five Elements Sect. Use it as my teleportation point. If there is any danger, I will fly directly into your arms. 】

"God flew into my arms, you better not be in danger."

Hongli couldn't help complaining: "Otherwise, it would be a big deal if you died, but if you suddenly appeared in my house, and you couldn't get out when the mountain was closed, the fun would be huge.

If someone discovered that I was secretly hiding a man in the house, even jumping into the River of Forgetfulness wouldn't be able to clean it off. "

[Hei Yang: Hey, what's the point? Does it make you embarrassed that your classmates know that I am your boyfriend? 】

"Hey, brother, isn't the point about how you sneaked into the Five Elements Sect?"

Hongli was speechless and held her forehead: "Forget it, I won't tell you more, just keep chasing her... Bah, just keep chasing her!"

"As for my words..."

Hong Li curled her lips, and five gift boxes were lined up in front of her: "After saving for so long, it's time to open one.

Humph, I'm not lucky enough, but I don't believe it if the quality comes in. Five gift boxes and you still can't find something that can cure that stinky woman? "

"Well, the best thing to say..."

Hong Li said fiercely: "Fire out a powerful explosive or something and send them all directly to the sky. Well, it's what you said before, a bomb or something like that."

[Hei Yang: I've said it a long time ago, when you hit me, it depends on your potential to be a terrorist. 】

[Hei Yang: Also, I think you go make a pot of soup now, and when it’s about to explode, teleport it to me, and I’ll throw it into their lair, maybe destroy them all? 】

"Hey, is it interesting to keep talking about that thing?!"

Hong Li patted the bed with a look of displeasure on her face, and couldn't help but retort: ​​"What do you mean that family scandals should not be made public? My cooking is scary. To you, is this something worth showing off?!"

[Hei Yang: Okay, okay, I was wrong. Miss, please continue, little one, just shut up. 】

"You should have shut up a long time ago. You're not paying attention to stalking people."

Hong Li snorted coldly and cursed: "You don't watch the road well. I cursed you for hitting a stone with your thumb while running, and then comminuted your toe bone. Then you stumbled forward suddenly and slid tens of meters with your chin. I'll throw you like a dog." Chew on the mud!”

[Hei Yang:...]

"Single draw miracle!"

Hongli shouted: "Open!"

Item: Cute little cuckold

Quality: green

Introduction: Wear this hat and you will become cuter in the eyes of others!

Introduction: If you want to live...

Hong Li: "???"

Hongli: "..."

"boom!"

A ball of flame rose from Hong Li's hand, and with a merciless expression, the little green hat wailed and died in battle.

"What a mess, come again!"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hong Li's head and she continued to open the box.

Props: One, two, three, wooden man!

Quality: green

Effect: A one-time prop, after activation, it can immobilize targets in the foundation building stage and below. It lasts for three days and can be terminated voluntarily.

Introduction: Three days is enough...

"Hey, hey, what's enough? It's enough. I feel like I'm hinting at something crazy!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain.

Item: Disposable magic mirror

Quality: green

Effect: Can not be affected by the changing skills used by the opponent and rebound them.

Introduction: This is the hidden feature!

"Oh, it's good, but I can't use it now."

Item: Selected Comics Pack 2.0

Quality: white

Effect: We have added more and richer comic types and enhanced the durability of the paper. Now you can enjoy reading with more confidence!

Introduction: Fireproof, waterproof, tearproof...

"Ah, this sudden happiness."

Hongli scratched her head: "Speaking of which, I haven't finished reading the book that was published last time."

Ever since that immersive coma, she had been holding back and not daring to look, fearing that if she lost contact again and didn't reply to messages, Hei Yang would really beat her up or something...

She originally thought that she and Hei Yang would watch together some time later, so that being comatose like this wouldn't be considered a loss of contact...

But I didn’t expect that it was sealed and I can’t get out now…

"Huh, don't be in a hurry."

Hongli took a long breath and comforted herself: "When we go back, we will have many, many years to read comics together. If we don't rush these few days, I guess we won't be in a hurry?"

"Phew, the last one..."

Hong Li looked at the fifth gift box, her eyes flickering: "Open!"

…

"It should be right here..."

Somewhere outside the Five Elements City, Hei Yang watched Duanmu Qiaofeng fall into a seemingly ordinary small courtyard. However, through his detection skills, he could still see that the surroundings were full of restrictions.

Even Duanmu Qiaofeng only entered the small courtyard after taking out a token to confirm his identity.

But then again, the previous group of Tiansuanmen who were in the Qi Refining Stage plus a Foundation Establishment Stage could still lurk in the palace and enjoy life.

As a result, there is at least one Golden Core Stage monk here who is hiding outside the city. It seems that the deterrence of the Five Elements Sect is still very strong!

But when he got here, Hei Yang knew that he couldn't go any further, otherwise he would be in danger of being exposed easily.

Just because he couldn't move forward, it didn't mean that Hei Yang had nothing to do. Standing at a high place, his detection skills could clearly see the situation in the yard and even the house.

As long as there are no Nascent Soul Stage monks, no matter how many barriers and restrictions there are, they will not be able to block Hei Yang's sight.

However, when Hei Yang saw clearly the number of monks in the courtyard and their respective cultivation levels, he frowned.

[Hei Yang: This is a bit troublesome. 】

"uh-huh?"

Hong Li's voice rang in Hei Yang's ears: "Elaborate?"

[Hei Yang: In addition to Duanmu Qiaofeng, their lair actually has one Golden Core Stage monk, six Foundation Establishment Stage monks, and thirty-one Qi Refining Stage cultivators.

There are also some monks who I am not sure about. It seems that they are not with them, but their freedom is restricted...]

Hei Yang concentrated his attention and looked down.

Name: Lu Jiu

Taoist name: Tianzhezi

Realm: Golden elixir fifth level

Magical powers: Calculate the sky (blue), Cut luck (blue)

Identity: Former elder of Tianmen

…

Name: Hu Tiantu

Realm: 3rd floor of foundation stage

Identity: A disciple of the Suantian Clan. After the Suantian Clan was wiped out, he was accepted as a disciple by Duanmu Qiaofeng.

Name: Hu Tianen

Realm: second floor of foundation stage

Identity: A disciple of Tianmen...

…

…

Name: Huo Dejiu

Realm: Sixth Level of Qi Refining

Identity: Loose cultivator, with great luck, and by chance, he obtained the fate of immortality and embarked on the path of spiritual practice.

Current status: sluggish

Name: Li Feng

Realm: Ninth level of Qi refining

Identity: An outer disciple of the Wood Department of the Five Elements Sect. Less than eight years after joining, he already has the talent to attack and build foundations, and his luck and talents are all top-notch!

Current status: sluggish

[Hei Yang: Well, there are fifty-five prisoners, including forty-seven casual cultivators, seven from the Five Elements Sect, and one from the Yaowang Sect. 】

[Hei Yang: It’s hard to do anything. The opponent has a hostage in their hands, and it’s not yet sure whether this is the opponent’s full strength. 】

"Well, in this case..."

Hong Li frowned and thought, "Look at me."

[Hongli sends you Destruction Mushroom*1, do you accept it? 】

[Hei Yang:...]

"Take it!"

Hongli tilted her head and urged: "I finally found something that works, okay?"

[Hei Yang: Are you digging up someone’s garden...]

[Hei Yang: It would be outrageous to suddenly get involved in this thing...]

"oops."

Hongli held up the Destruction Mushroom in her hand and showed it to Hei Yang: "Don't look at it because it's so dark. I didn't think it was a good thing at first, so I thought I would use it to make snow pigeon stewed mushrooms or something.

As a result, when I looked at the item introduction, wow, it’s blue quality, activated with spiritual power, and after being detonated, it can explode into ashes at the golden elixir stage!

Look, I'll give you a demonstration... Ahem, you can't hide this. In short, this thing is awesome! "

[Hei Yang:...]

"Well, I don't know how Senior Brother Shui and Junior Sister Jin are doing. The fire crane sent to deliver the message is probably arriving soon..."

Elder Huo Le lay on his back in the rocking chair, closing his eyes and meditating: "Although there are a few naughty dolls, most of them are still very good... Puff, cough, cough!"

Elder Huo Le's heart suddenly pounded and he felt inexplicable palpitations: "Just now, what happened?"

That feeling, how should I put it, my butt feels a little hot, as if I'm about to take off?

Chapter 164 You are one by one...

[Hei Yang: Don't mess around with those dangerous items, I'm scared when I see them. 】