How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"That..."

Ding Bu scratched his head and said speechlessly: "My father passed away before I was born. That was, uh, more than three hundred years ago!"

"Ah this!"

Lu Jiu's eyes widened: "Then I kidnap your mother!"

"My mother was gone after she gave birth to me."

Ding Bu told the truth: "I was raised by the sect."

Lu Jiu: "!!!"

"That……"

Lu Jiu turned to look at Duanmu Qiaofeng: "What about senior sister..."

"Oh, I got it!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng understood instantly: "It's time to tie up my parents, right?"

"Ah, this, yes..."

Lu Jiu always felt that there was something weird about these words... No, all the conversations from just now were weird!

"Well, you will be disappointed..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng waved her hand: "My parents seemed to have been sent out on some mission before I could remember, and I haven't seen them since.

Well, probably, it happened more than three hundred years ago! "

"so……"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked at each other and wondered, "We really don't know if kidnapping family members and threatening them is really effective?"

"Yes, yes, it sounds like something a mortal bandit would do..."

"I think so. As a practitioner, you are at home all over the world. How can you be bound by your family..."

Lu Jiu: "..."

Seeing senior brothers and sisters trying to undermine him with each word, he felt bad.

He is dozens of years younger than the two of them, so the age gap appears like this?

Lu Jiu still had a happy childhood, but later on when Tianmen was destroyed, his parents also went with them, so he had such hatred for the decent sects of the Five Elements Sect...

But he didn't expect that among the three people, he would be a special case?

This is outrageous!

Taking a deep breath, Lu Jiu adjusted his emotions and tried to use a simple and easy-to-understand method to make his senior brothers and sisters understand: "That..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu: "Huh?"

"That, for example, for example..."

Lu Jiu pointed at himself and said, "Just like me, your junior brother!

Suddenly, one day, he was captured alive!

Then, the kidnappers used me to threaten you, asking you to hide it from the people around you and go anywhere alone to save so and so.

Moreover, you can’t let others know, otherwise I will be killed. In this case, you will definitely get into trouble, right?

Um? Do you understand if I say this? "

"He was actually captured alive..."

Ding Bu's face darkened, and he looked at Lu Jiu suddenly: "Useless thing! I wonder why Tianmen has a waste like you!

Listen carefully, only those who stand upright and stand tall to die are considered to be members of the Tianmen. They are not allowed to kneel down and beg for mercy, and they are not allowed to survive! "

Lu Jiu: "???"

"No, I just, for example..."

"Oh, in this case, there is really nothing we can do."

Duanmu Qiaofeng sighed: "After all, you are our junior brother..."

"really!"

Lu Jiu felt warm in his heart: "Senior sister, you still care about me, can you understand what I mean?"

"Um!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng nodded and solemnly said: "Don't worry, I will never let the kidnappers control me.

I will definitely bring my fellow disciples with me, find out the other person, crush his bones and spread his ashes to pay homage to your soul! "

Lu Jiu: "???"

"That, isn't..."

Lu Jiu pointed at himself and widened his eyes: "What about me? Then I have to die, right?"

"if not?"

Duanmu Qiaofeng asked curiously: "You were captured alive, do you still want to escape alive?"

"That's right, that's right."

Ding Bu let out a sigh of relief, looked at Lu Jiu, and apologized: "Don't blame me for being more straightforward with my senior brother. At that point, you will be dealt with regardless of whether we cooperate or not.

That's why I said, rather than letting you be used and killed in humiliation, it's better to die like a man and with dignity!

In order to avoid not only his own death, but also his sect brothers and sisters. "

"Senior brother is right. Why don't you call someone? Go alone. No matter how you think about it, you know it must be a trap!"

"Indeed! If you go there, you won't be able to save anyone, but you'll also endanger yourself."

"Then I'm sure no one would be so stupid as to be fooled like this!"

"Ha, how could someone be so stupid? No, no, no, no, no, really, no one would be stupid enough to go alone, right?"

"Then, even if we rescue you, how can we confirm that you have not been incited to rebel?"

"That's right, if your mind is tampered with, we will be stabbed in the back by you again..."

"hiss---"

The two of them gasped at the same time: "The traitor must die!"

Lu Jiu: "..."

Who is he, where is he, what does he have to say?

"Pfft hahahahahaha!"*2

Hei Yang and Hong Li laughed unbridled, and the frequency of their laughter was almost exactly the same.

"Hahaha, I'm so fucking laughing, I can't do it anymore, I can't do it anymore, Hei Yang/Hong Li, please help me, hahaha, don't let them make me laugh again, hahaha..."

Well, probably, it seems, it seems, this is a malicious ridicule!

"Ahem, um, how should I say it..."

Hong Li wiped away the tears from the corners of her eyes, took a deep breath, and calmed down: "Actually, I think what they said is quite reasonable."

"Hmm, but reality never makes sense to us."

Heiyang spread his hands: "How should I put it? I feel that those five people who can hold back their laughter are definitely talented people."

"You are just here to make sarcastic remarks. You are not a good person..."

Hongli buried her head in her knees and laughed again: "If it were you, you wouldn't dare to laugh at the scene!"

"That's true."

Heiyang shrugged and glanced at Hongli: "But, I don't think you will stop just saying that I am making sarcastic remarks."

"Nonsense, nonsense!"

Hongli poked her head out of her arms and tried to look at Heiyang calmly, but couldn't help but curl her lips.

"Me too, I didn't say I was a good person. I am not a good person either. Are you satisfied?"

"Good guy, the limit is one for one, right?"

Heiyang smiled and continued to look at the other side of the house.

Lu Jiu was really speechless. The two senior brothers and sisters deliberately sabotaged him. They wanted to throw everything to him again...

"I know..."

Lu Jiu sighed and said, "I will implement the method I proposed."

"Oh, won't this be too much trouble for you, junior brother?"

Ding Bu looked embarrassed: "If you really have difficulties, you must speak up!"

"Yes, yes, junior brother, you are fully responsible, no matter how you say it, I feel a little tired..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng looked distressed: "If this gets out, it will be said that we are abusing our peers. The door, that's not good..."

"Okay, okay, no need to say more."

Lu Jiu sighed and waved his hand: "I know, I understand, I volunteered.

Senior brothers and sisters have more important things to do, so this kind of insignificant little thing will naturally be done by me."

"Junior brother..."

"It's great that you can understand!"

Duanmu Qiaofeng and Ding Bu looked relieved, but still asked: "By the way, can you tell us part of your plan, so that we can have a better idea in mind, so as not to cause you trouble."

"Ah, Didn't you say before that Hei Xiaolong couldn't be caught? "

Lu Jiu sighed: "Then let's go deal with his family first. I've inquired before. His mother originally lived in a small courtyard at the foot of the Five Elements Sect, but I heard that she left some time ago.

But recently, I heard that someone else moved in there, and it seems to be his close relative. No matter who he is, let's tie him up first.

Well, it's relatively close to us, which is very convenient. "

Hei Yang: "??? "

Hong Li: "Good guy, I'm going to find you."

Hei Yang: "Good guy, You are here to die, right? "

Hongli: "Can you do it?"

Heiyang: "I'm so good, I'll wait for him here, and then we'll see who will be tied up!"

Hongli: "Good guy, let's make his story come true."

Heiyang: "Hmph, I'll be a dream-making master for once."

"Good idea."

"Not bad at all!"

Facing the insincere flattery of his senior brothers and sisters, Lu Jiu couldn't help shaking his head. He didn't know that his plan had just been proposed and the target knew about it, and the other party even wanted to help him realize his dream of "little junior brother being caught".

However, Lu Jiu probably felt that he was not safe enough alone, after all, he was at the foot of the Five Elements Sect. After thinking about it, he turned his head and looked at the six people who were called to stand in the punishment, and put forward conditions.

"Let me plan, but I have to let the six of them, along with other disciples, help me.

Well, of course, Xuan Yi and Xuan Er are my disciples, and they definitely need to help me."

Lu Jiu looked at his two disciples and nodded. Xuan Yi and Xuan Er were both female disciples who worshipped him.

"No problem, no problem."

Ding Bu readily agreed: "You can use Ma Dou and Ma Tian as you like, it's okay. Hey, you two, did you hear that?"

"Yes, Master!"*2

"Well, of course I can do it, but before that, um..."

Duanmu Qiaofeng waved her hand and smiled at her two apprentices: "Tiantu, Tianen, come on, it's time for Master to use you again."

Tianen: "Yes! Master!"

Tiantu: "Uh! Uh-huh!"