How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Only in this way can we restore them to the factory facilities completely. Really, they are reincarnated and still wearing armor, what do you think!"

"Ah this..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, moved a few times, and came close to Heiyang, and whispered: "Do we also have some killing karma? Do we need to add ingredients when drinking soup?"

"What are you thinking about? We are outlaws and don't need to drink soup."

"That's right, hey hey hey..."

"Hey, hey, you two, be serious and stop mumbling there!"

Po Meng couldn't help but said: "And their horses also need soup, don't forget them!"

"Ouch..."

"good……"

"etc……"

Hei Yang frowned and suddenly stretched out a hand: "Well, Grandma Meng, look over there. Is that a normal phenomenon in the underworld?"

"ah?"

Mrs. Meng’s voice increased: “What’s normal?”

"There's a guy over there..."

Hongli said expressionlessly: "He is aiming at us with a bow and arrow..."

Po Meng: "..."

On the Naihe Bridge not far away, a dead soul who seemed to be a general in front of him was holding a long bow made of ghost energy. He placed the bow and arrows, pulled the bow string, and looked at them with a murderous look on his face.

"Wolf Army! Everyone obeys the order!"

The general roared angrily: "You will be a hero in life, but you will be a hero in death!

The king of hell takes turns, come to my house today!

Follow me, rush into Senluo Palace, and seize his bird position! "

"Kill!!!"*n

When the order was given, the soldiers immediately took out their weapons and rushed towards Meng Poting: "Take away his bird position!"

"Very good, this is the momentum!"

After receiving the response from his subordinates, the general laughed out loud: "Let's operate on this old woman first and kill her to sacrifice the flag!"

"Old woman! Old woman!"*n

"Operation! Operation!"*n

"..."

Meng Poting fell into an awkward silence as the armless, short-legged, headless and half-body soldiers roared towards him.

"..."

Hong Li and Hei Yang looked at each other, and then both showed funny smiles.

"Ahem, that..."

Hei Yang said hey: "Old lady...ahem, Grandma Meng, they are provoking you!"

"It's more than just a provocation! It's just a slap in your face!"

Hong Li was filled with indignation: "You just said that they should abide by the rules, but if you turn around, they will rebel and use your flag as a sacrifice. This shows that they don't treat you as a human being at all!"

"That's right!"

"Yes, yes!"

"..."

Tic-tacs popped up on Mrs. Meng's head. Compared with those rebels, why did she feel that these two quarrelsome people deserved a beating more?

Hei Yang: "So..."

Hongli: "I just want to..."

"Besides, I'll put you two in the pot!"

"!!!"

Heiyang Hongli was shocked, took a few steps back, and squatted in the corner of the pavilion, shivering.

Po Meng: "..."

"well……"

Sighing helplessly, Po Meng tapped the edge of the pot with a spoon: "Da da da."

As the knocking sound fell, there were sounds of falling water and wailing sounds.

I saw that the Naihe Bridge that was originally able to support these dead souls suddenly disappeared, making the dead souls suddenly feel that their souls were pressed by a huge force of gravity, and they fell off the Naihe Bridge one by one like dumplings without any resistance, and fell into the River of Forgetfulness. river.

And those dead souls who stayed in place were still floating on the bridge. Some of those who were watching also put away their inappropriate thoughts and remained silent.

There was no need for Mrs. Meng to urge her. In an instant, the group of dead souls lined up in an orderly and quiet manner. They were eager to drink the soup quickly, as if they were anxious to be reincarnated.

"Pfft, ah!"

In the Wangchuan River, the general roared and struggled unwillingly: "How could I, the great general of the imperial court, fall here? Wait for me to come back..."

"Ouch!"

A copper dog jumped out of the river and swallowed the general in one gulp, making a "squeaking" chewing sound from its mouth.

"Phew, done."

Po Meng wiped the non-existent sweat on her head and turned to look at the red glass black sun with a smile.

"Why are the two children suddenly so far away from grandma? Come here quickly, grandma won't hurt you!"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Ahem, um, let me give grandma a squeeze on your shoulders!"

"Grandma, Hei Yang is just pinching your shoulders for fun. If you really want to have fun, I have to give you a slap on your back, grandma!"

…………

At night, it's slightly cool.

In the spacious courtyard, two couples lay on mats with a small fire and looked at the starry sky.

It was the end of the month when Heiyang Hongli came back, and the waning moon hung in the sky.

But now it is mid-December, and the twists and turns of the water calendar year 577 are about to pass. Seeing the full moon this time, Qing Yiyi and the others finally lost the sadness of missing their families.

Although in a sense, Heiyang Hongli is now separated from them... ahem, but the children have indeed returned home and no longer need to worry about them.

"No, I still can't help but miss them..."

Lan Yuying couldn't help but speak, with worry on her face.

"They're not really lying down cold and hungry in a small, damp box right now. Do you think we should give them some worn-out cotton-padded jackets or something to stuff under their bodies for cushioning?"

"Should, no need?"

Qing Yiyi showed a thoughtful expression: "It's not yet cold yet, and young people are also very energetic..."

After a pause, Qing Yiyi suddenly thought of something: "Oh, by the way, Xiaoyang said they went to work for others to pay for the accommodation fee, and I don't know where they went to work..."

"It doesn't matter where they go, as long as it's not an illegal or irregular job."

Hei Muguang suddenly said: "I'm just worried that they are too lazy and will be chased back by others."

"Well, I suddenly don't know if it's really appropriate for us to embarrass them like this..."

Lan Yuying still couldn't harden her heart after all. When the two children acted pitiful during the day, she almost surrendered.

"Xiaochen, what do you think?"

Hong Xiaochen: "Hushu... Hushu..."

Lan Yuying: "..."

Xiaohuo: "Chirp Zzzzzz... Happiness..."

………

Wulian Jianmen

"I'm ready!"

In a clean white space, Hong Butian suddenly opened his eyes and shouted: "The test can begin!"

"Okay!"

A faint voice that was not like a human voice came: "The test taker, Hong Butian, the first test, identify weapons, please listen to the question!"

As soon as the voice fell, a longbow shadow appeared in front of Hong Butian: "Please answer, what weapon is this!"

"Hmm..."

Hong Butian, who had prepared for the lesson in advance, looked solemn as if he was facing a great enemy.

"Yes, it's a bow..."

"Hmm?"

"It's a bow and sword!"

Hong Butian hurriedly stopped his horse: "Yes! It's a bow and sword!"

"Very good, the answer is correct! Please listen to the next question!"

A long spear shadow replaced the longbow and appeared in front of Hong Butian: "Please answer!"

"..."

Hong Butian gritted his teeth, cold sweat dripped from his forehead, and a fierce struggle was going on in his heart.

I'm sorry, Mom and Dad, I'm sorry for the Hong family, I'm sorry, ancestors!

This is just a temporary humiliation. Be patient for now. Sooner or later, I will give it a new name!

Taking a deep breath, Hong Butian showed a tragic and resolute look: "This is a long wood..."

"Hmm? What is it?"

A ethereal voice said slowly: "What is long? Does the answerer want to say a spear? Is it a spear? Are you sure?"

"Long sword! It's a long sword!!!"

Hong Butian's brain roared, and he roared: "Yes, it's a long sword!"

"Very good, the answer is correct! Please listen... Next question!"

Chapter 236 Miracles and the like, aren't they just desperate and helpless actions when there is no way out...

Many things, once you break through for the first time, you will slowly get used to it.

For example, absence, for example, women's clothing, and for example () fall cough cough...

In short, after Hong Butian made up his mind and successfully () fell, I don't know which boring guy in Wujing Jianmen designed the first test, which will never be a stumbling block for him again!

"What is this?"

The shadow of the dagger fell.

"Dagger!"

"What is this?"

The shadow of a sledgehammer fell.

"Heavy sword!"

"What is this!"