How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

I will tell my parents about your bullying of me and ask them to spank you. You are not allowed to use your cultivation to resist. I will spank you so hard that you will not be able to get out of bed for three days! "

"Ah...what a poisonous woman!"

Hei Yang took a breath and said with contempt on his face: "No matter which world you are in, snitching will be looked down upon!"

"If you don't listen or listen, as long as I can't hear it, you are not guilty of ignorance!"

"Pretending to be an ostrich, right?"

"If you don't listen, I've never even seen an ostrich..."

After a pause, Hongli continued to break her guard: "Also, you have seen ostriches, but I have not. You bully me for being short-sighted, and you think I am uneducated. I will tell my parents and let them hang you on the house and whip you!" "

Hei Yang: "..."

"You're being a rogue, right?"

"Obviously you were the one who brought out two papayas to bully me first!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang helplessly held his forehead and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, I was wrong, okay, my wife, please forgive me, good sister, please forgive my stinky brother, okay?"

"and……"

Hei Yang lowered his head to look at it and commented: "It's actually quite cute."

"What the hell..."

Hongli took a deep breath, then breathed again. Her body went limp. She was so angry that Gou Heiyang was so angry that she fell headlong into the latter's lap.

Hongli leaned on her legs and looked up at the black sun, stretching out her arms: "Forget it, give me one, I can't let you eat alone."

"Oh, you want to eat again now?"

"Don't get me wrong, I'm just afraid that you'll get a stomachache if you eat too much on such a cold day. This is purely motherly love."

"Ah, yes, yes."

More intimate boys and girls, hand-knitted blankets, Nirvana furnace, papaya...

The snow is getting heavier and heavier, but the pavilion in the middle of the lake is as warm as spring.

Hong Li took out a communication spirit stone, thought about it, and whispered softly: "The elder said that my aunt is in charge of the airship, so I will send a communication to her, ask her what can come, and then urge her... …”

"uh-huh……"

Hei Yang was still concentrating on the food in his hands. He was a little tired from playing around just now, but now he was suddenly too lazy to talk.

"Um, who, which one?"

The disgraced Hong Ling took out the communication spirit stone on her body, frowned, and waved her hand in the distance: "You go on, I'll be right back!"

After receiving a positive reply from her teammate, Hong Ling looked at the screen. On the other side of the screen was her niece whom she hadn't seen for a month, looking at her in a strange posture.

"Uh... Xiaoli?"

Hong Ling frowned: "What's the matter? My aunt is busy here!"

"You asked me what's the matter... You let me go, and you both got into trouble."

Hongli glanced at the wind and snow outside the pavilion, sighed, and looked at the gray-faced Hongling with doubtful eyes.

"Speaking of which, aunt, how did you end up like this?

Elder Huo only said that you had something to do, but didn't say what to do...

Hmm, looking at you, were you sold by the elders to dig coal? "

"Hey, hey, what the hell, you just went digging for coal!"

Hong Ling said speechlessly: "We have already said that our Five Elements Sect is not a gang of human traffickers, nor is it a shady intermediary, and Elder Huo is not a lawless maniac!

If you really want to say that, you are still the leader of criminals! "

"Hey, it's okay if I don't admit it when the time comes."

Hongli was talking nonsense casually: "So, what on earth are you doing? At least let me understand!

I was so sad before that I cut off communication before I could finish listening to the elder’s words, and I’m still in a daze now! "

"Well...it's actually very simple."

After nearly a year of getting along with Hongli, Hongling has mastered explaining to her in a way that Hongli can understand.

"The airship, Xingyun and I, I sleep, Xingyun controls, southeast region.

Elder Tu, earthquake, disaster victims, airship, transportation, understand? "

"I see!"

Hong Li suddenly understood, and Hei Yang beside her also understood.

"That means Aunt Hongling, you are doing emergency rescue and disaster relief?"

Hei Yang was in awe, and said quickly: "Then go and get busy, our suffering is nothing, just wait!"

"Yeah, don't worry, I'll be there soon... Wait, where did Xiaoyang's voice come from?"

Hong Ling looked at Hong Li's angle in the camera and twitched the corner of her mouth.

"Well, Xiaoli, now you..."

"uh-huh."

Hong Li zoomed out the camera to include Hei Yang, moved her body slightly, and said with a smile: "Yes, that's right, I'm resting on my Hei Yang's lap now, man!

Ah, my little boyfriend’s legs are so comfortable to rest on, don’t you think so, aunt? Hey hey hey. "

Hong Ling: "..."

Hong Ling: "Don't worry, I will try to stay here as long as possible."

Hong Li: "???"

Hongli: "!!!"

Hongli: "No, aunt, I was wrong, aunt, I..."

The screen hangs up.

"Oh ho, it's over."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li who was holding up the communication spirit stone blankly, sighed, put away the communication spirit stone, helped Hong Li put down her arms, and closed her eyes to let her close her eyes in peace.

"Did you suffer retribution for exposing your skin?"

"Ah...wuwuwu...why is this like this!"

Hongli curled her lips and said forcefully: "Auntie is an elder, how can she hold grudges against a kid like me!"

"Ah yes yes."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You also know that aunt is an elder!"

"Um...okay..."

Hong Li sighed, stretched out her hands to grab one of Hei Yang's arms, and held it in her arms as a pillow.

"It's better for you. No matter what I say, you will never be angry with me..."

"Don't be embarrassed."

Hei Yang clicked his tongue: "I just used my anger to get back at you."

"Oh, you think you are taking revenge on me, but you are actually giving me benefits!"

Hongli opened her eyes and smiled: "I can feel it. You don't have any temper towards me."

"Ah, just say so."

Hei Yang curled his lips: "Let's think about something practical, how should we spend the next few days?

That is to say, we have been staying here for the past few days and have done nothing? "

"Let's talk about that later..."

Hong Li closed her eyes, smiled softly, and yawned: "I'm a little sleepy now, so you, Yangtou, lend your legs and arms to me and let me sleep on your pillow, and wait for me to wake up." Let’s talk later.”

After a pause, Hong Li thought of something again and warned.

"Oh, by the way, don't do weird things while I'm sleeping!"

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and did not answer: "What can you do to me if I do it? Tell a snitch?"

"Come on, I'm just trying to scare you. When did I report you?"

Hong Li snorted and whispered: "If you do it, I will, I will..."

"What about you?"

"I'll just forgive you."

"That's pretty much it. Sleep peacefully and wish you sweet dreams."

"Sweet dreams."

Hong Li nodded slightly: "Let's see if I can dream about you in my dream. If I do, I will teach you a lesson..."

"..."

Seeing the girl sleeping defenselessly in his arms, Hei Yang had a slight smile on his face and just looked at her quietly for as long as he wanted.

He thought of the way he cried while lying in the girl's arms, and couldn't help shaking his head and laughing. After crying that time, he had really completely walked out of the shadow of his previous life.

Then, you can devote more energy to loving the girl in your arms wholeheartedly.

There are many sheltered places, but not all sheltered places are called homes.

If anything, for them, each other's arms are the most stable home.

Sleep in each other's arms, take off the disguise, cry and make a fuss, be wanton and willful.

According to the water calendar, December 19, 577.

Weather: blizzard.

Status: Homeless

Feel good

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has clear thoughts and is enlightening in dreams...]

Hei Yang: "???"

Mood: Pleasure (cross out) Confusion

The days without this chapter are very lonely (\u0026amp;gt;﹏\u0026amp;lt;)

By the way, does one chapter of 6,000 words seem less than two chapters of 3,000 words, or three chapters of 2,000 words...

Chapter 244 Human desires are endless. When you fish for five minutes, you will fish for another ten minutes!

On the gray ground, Hongli walked slowly.

"That's weird. Is this my dream?"

Hongli looked around with a puzzled look on her face. The powerful mental perception of the Jindan period allowed her to confirm that she was in a dream, and she could even vaguely feel the sleeping body in the outside world.

But if this is her dream...

"Why is there nothing in this gray area?"

Hongli looked at the surrounding environment that seemed like "picture rendering failed" and "picture material was lost", with a face full of displeasure.

"Even if you don't dream about swarms of black sun, it should still be about milk ponds, meat forests, blue skies and white clouds, right?

Could it be said that my imagination has become barren to the point of being barren? "

Hongli couldn't help but shiver and shook her head quickly.

"Impossible, absolutely impossible, how could my interesting soul dry up my imagination!"