How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"boom!"

"Grass!"*2

"It hurts so much!"*2

"What the hell are you doing!"*2

"I should ask you what you are doing!"

Hei Yang put Hong Li on his lap and held down her shoulders with an angry look on his face.

"Explain it? What is the magical power of traction? What's going on? You can't even sleep well, right?"

"Aha?"

Hongli scratched her head, looked down at her body, then looked around, and a string of question marks popped up on her head.

"Hei Yang? Are you talking? Where the hell did you go?

Hmm, it's soft under your butt. Are these your legs? "

"If it's not my leg, is it still yours?"

Hei Yang gritted his teeth and stretched out his hands, pinched Hongli's cheeks, and twisted them up and down and left and right.

"Ah, pretending, right? Keep pretending?"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh, I'm sure it is, it's Hei Yang..."

Hong Li was forced to shake her head, stretched out her hand to fumble, and successfully pinched Hei Yang's ears and pulled them to both sides.

"Also, Hei Yang, let me go first. I really can't see where you are..."

"Why can't you see me? Are you blind?"

Hei Yang tilted his head back hard and gritted his teeth.

"You, don't pull my ears, let go first!"

"You, let go!"

"Let go!"

"you put!"

"Let's go together!"*2

"Okay!"*2

"Well, it's really..."

Hong Li curled her lips, rubbed her red face, and said speechlessly: "My lovely girlfriend's face is for kissing, not for you to rub and pinch!"

"I don't want my ears to be separated from my head either."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, thinking of the previous prompt message, and showed a suspicious expression: "You really can't see me?"

"uh-huh."

Hongli patted Hei Yang's leg with a curious expression.

"I can only feel your presence, and then I can hear your active sounds and hurt each other, but I can't feel anything else. Even the smell of laziness is gone."

After a pause, Hongli suddenly realized something and her eyes widened.

"Is it because I gave you the magical power of Shenyin, so you became invisible?

So, I lost my boyfriend? Stop it! "

"You're gone, I'm fine."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, carefully felt the condition of his body, and nodded: "Well, I understand, I need to completely integrate this magical power into the injustice pill. During this period, if the magical power loses control, this is it. Looks like it.”

"Huh, that means you can still change back, right? It would be great if you can change back."

Hong Li took a long breath, and suddenly thought of something, her eyes flickered, and she activated her magical power, finally seeing the black sun that was vaguely like a shadow beneath her.

Uh...and Hei Yang's handsome face.

"So you can see me, right?"

Hei Yang saw a faint red light emerging from Hong Li's eyes and knew that the other party also used magical powers.

"So, what the hell are you doing?"

Hei Yang pinched Hong Li's shoulders and said speechlessly.

"I realized it in a dream or something, and then my magical powers suddenly went wild and out of control for no reason?"

"Ah, don't I want to completely integrate another magical power into that great wronged person's golden elixir?"

Hong Li curled her head away and turned her head away guiltily, and then was forcefully pulled back by Hei Yang, leaving her with a speechless expression.

"Then, I suddenly had a whim during the fusion, and merged that magical power into your part. I didn't think much about it at the time, but looking back now, I was really smart."

"What's witty?"

Hei Yang showed his dead eyes: "Did you kill your handsome boyfriend with wit?

Wow, Hongli, if you can't see my handsome face for a while, how will you live? "

"Hey, don't you understand?"

Hong Li showed a funny expression: "I gave you my magical power. If you want to get rid of the magical power and go berserk, you have to work hard to understand the fusion and improve your cultivation. Only in this way can you get out of this state."

"That is to say..."

Hong Li chuckled and said, "Now you can't do it if you don't practice hard, otherwise you will be transparent to everyone except me!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang finally realized the seriousness of the matter. If he could not be seen all the time, wouldn't it be...

"Well……"

Hei Yang tilted his head: "What does it matter? Anyway, I usually don't go out, I just stay with you!"

So, it doesn’t matter if I practice or not. If it likes to run rampant, just let it run rampant, and it won’t affect me. "

"Huh?"

Hongli's eyes widened: "Can it still be like this?"

"if not?"

Hei Yang paused and suddenly showed a funny expression: "Besides, doesn't this mean that I can go home and live openly?"

"you dare!"

Hong Li turned around, ran behind Hei Yang, and strangled the other man's neck tightly with both hands.

"Don't leave me alone!"

"Then you also use Shenyin? Let's go back together?"

"My magical powers are on the rampage and cannot be used."

"That's okay."

"What do you mean it's okay!"

Hong Li's eyes widened, and the arm holding Hei Yang's neck tugged hard, making a crisp "click" sound.

"Ouch!!!!"

Hei Yang screamed: "Smelly Hongli, what are you doing, murdering your husband, right?"

"Haha, since you don't take the initiative to fuse magical powers, then you might as well not do it!"

Hongli snorted, "I'll help you end it all. As long as you die, the magic power will stop."

"Fuck, why do I need to die?"

"Don't worry, I will carry your body with me, even when I take a bath or sleep. Heiyang, you are not dead, you just become a breathless state to accompany me!"

"Fuck, what yandere..."

Heiyang took advantage of Hongli's inattention and threw her over his shoulder. In the latter's exclamation, he threw her off his back, and then held her in his arms and held her tightly.

"Oh, that's it?"

Heiyang smiled disdainfully: "Keep going crazy?"

"Well, that..."

Hongli, who was hugged tightly, felt the breath of her boyfriend close at hand, and her face slowly turned red. This time, it was the living Heiyang who took the initiative to hug her, and he hugged her so tightly that he squeezed her... Great progress!

Thinking of this, Hongli's body softened, revealing an exhausted and unwilling expression.

"Well, I am already a dying candle in the wind, powerless to resist Heiyang... No, powerless to resist the bullying of my husband...

Damn it, what should I do? I am going to be treated too much, forget it, even if you do this and that to me, I will not give in, hum!"

Heiyang: "???"

June 5th, weather... I didn't go out, I don't know, probably sunny.

After watching an inspirational movie, I decided to climb up my spine and work hard, get up early and stay up late, work hard and work hard.

Maybe... I'll go have breakfast first... I'm too lazy to eat, I'll sleep for a while... Well, work hard!

Chapter 245 A few hours ago, they were all kinds of people, but soon, they became all kinds of people...

"Hmm..."

Heiyang was stunned, lifted the girl's long hair in front of his forehead, and saw Hongli's shy and cute little face, and couldn't help but feel a little dazed.

"Speaking of it..."

Heiyang's voice sounded softly in his ears.

"Hmm?"

Hongli, feeling a little nervous, quietly raised her head. Before she could see clearly, a warm hand covered her head and gently stroked it.

"I haven't seen you look so weak for many years, Xiaoli."

Heiyang sighed.

"It reminds me of the little sister who always followed me.

The little Hongli who always called me brother and was very dependent on me disappeared without me noticing.

Brother Heiyang has also become a stinky Heiyang. The world is really going downhill and people's hearts are not as they used to be."

"Ah this..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, and when she thought of her past self, she couldn't help but curl her lips.

"Was little Hongli easy to bully in the past?"

The little girl was played around by Heiyang, who had restarted his life. It's pitiful to think about it."

"Hey, don't recall the false plot that never happened."

Heiyang rolled his eyes and said speechlessly: "When did I bully you when you were a child? I really took care of you as a little sister at that time.

In the end, I don't know why, the child became rebellious after being raised, and the awe of Brother Heiyang at the beginning disappeared."

"I suggest you look for the problem in yourself, okay?"

Hongli put her head on Heiyang's shoulder, smelled the reassuring smell, and argued in a low voice.

"You should know that 90% of the responsibility for my current personality lies with you, okay?

You are really good at training cute little loli since childhood, Heiyang!"

"Fuck you, don't say anything nonsense!

If someone who doesn't know about it hears it, they will report me to jail."

Heiyang couldn't help but twitch the corners of his mouth, inserted his fingers into Hongli's long hair, and gently played with it.

"You have to understand that you had a brother who was reliable and had positive values ​​by your side when you grew up. I don't know how many forks in the road you avoided. Do you understand what a life mentor and spiritual beacon are?"