How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"how come……"

"It's a fact and you have to try to accept it."

"But……"

"There is nothing wrong with it, its existence is reasonable."

"Ah this..."

Star Wars, Star Destroyer Cannon, Two-way Foil, Falling Stars, World Dimensionality Reduction began in Tulou’s pupils...

"But, but why!"

Tulou looked suspicious of life: "Xiaoli, as the leader of the Five Elements Sect, are you actually the mastermind behind all this? What good does this do to you!"

Yao Qingkong: "???"

Yao Qingkong: "..."

"What the hell..."

Yao Qing popped up a bunch of tic-tac-toes on her head, gritted her teeth and roared: "It's not what you think, hey, your idea is too outrageous! God, I am the mastermind behind this!"

"Ah this..."

Tulou's eyes began to spin in confusion: "Isn't this what you said? Existence is reasonable..."

Yao Qingkong: "..."

Yao Qingkong: "I'm stupid (), okay?"

Tulou: "Sect Master, it won't happen, it won't..."

After Waibibabu's explanation, although Tulou was still a little confused, at least the two sides were able to communicate normally.

"So, this person who scolded me is the previous head of the Medicine King Sect?"

Yao Qingkong pointed at herself, looking unhappy.

"I was lying in the pavilion and suddenly I was scolded. Who did I provoke?"

"Ah this..."

Tulou laughed a few times and looked at Yao Qingkong unnaturally: "Anyway, I still have to thank the sect master for saving me, otherwise I might have to explain myself here today."

"Ah, ah, ah, you've already called me the sect master, what else can I say."

Yao Qingkong looked at the airship in the distance with a serious look on his face: "Well, that's my construction team, why don't you take them back now..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Tulou's mouth twitched, and he still refused to judge the matter of his sect leader's plan to kidnap his disciples.

"that……"

Tulou changed the subject with a haha, and looked at Yao Qingkong's dead eyes, but felt that it was a bit inconsistent.

"That's right, um, where did the original Yao Qingkong go? Did you... kill her?"

"Well……"

A black line appeared on Yao Qingkong's head: "I just heard her scolding me and wanted to come over to see what was going on and beat her up or something. She killed people at every turn... Am I such a petty girl?"

"Well……"

Tulou was sweating on his forehead and didn't make any comments. He came all the way to beat someone up after just scolding them behind his back. He didn't seem like a generous person...

Ahem, of course, this must not be said. If a certain sect leader hadn't been so cautious, he would be dead now.

Well, so, Tulou said, being petty is good, beating is good, scolding is good... scolding is not good at all!

"Hey, I'm talking about that local elder..."

Yao Qingkong turned towards Tulou and glared at her: "When you were talking to me just now, were you thinking bad things about me?"

"Ah, how could this happen, hahaha..."

"I can know that this woman is scolding me. Do you think I can know that you are saying bad things about me in your heart?"

"Yes, I said it!"

Tulou decisively changed his tune.

"Tsk tsk..."

Yao Qingkong (Hong Li) had a distraught expression on her face, shook her head, and looked at the two consciousnesses fighting each other in her soul.

One of them should be Yao Qingkong himself, while the other is a purple mist...

I don't know why, when Hong Li saw this mist, she felt that the other party was very unpleasant to her. That feeling...how should I put it?

It's like encountering a natural enemy. As long as it is still alive, Hongli will feel very unhappy! Very unhappy!

Hong Li briefly explained to Elder Tu and ordered a demonic shadow to take over Yao Qingkong.

Hongli, on the other hand, with a murderous look on his face and a group of shadow brothers behind him with teeth and claws, rushed towards the two competing consciousnesses.

"You go."

Hongli waved her hand expressionlessly and pointed forward: "Tear them apart!"

That's right, she's here to break up the fight!

"Hiss..."

"Wow..."

"Gaha..."

The numerous demonic figures behind Hong Li received the order, and they all bared their teeth and claws, making various threatening sounds of unknown meaning, and rushed towards the two consciousnesses.

"Fellow Taoist, help me!"

Yao Qingkong's conscious body shouted in surprise: "Follow me to kill this demon! I will definitely give fellow Taoist a satisfactory explanation afterwards!"

"Ho! Where did this yellow-haired girl come from?"

The purple mist made a harsh sound: "I advise you not to meddle in other people's business, or you will be responsible for the consequences! I am a terrifying opponent that you cannot imagine!"

"hehe."

Hongli's tone was cold: "You should be worried now, right?"

Hongli ignored the messages from the two consciousnesses, and the demonic shadow still followed her orders just now, rushing towards both sides at the same time!

Whether it's listening to explanations or negotiating, first defeat both sides and then talk slowly!

As the saying goes, there are specialties in magic. The demon shadows have been doing this kind of dirty work since they were born. They share Hei Yang's proficiency in using magical powers many times. The demon shadows are rich in experience. The two people who came up to face each other with solemn expressions were A beating and kicking.

"Tao, fellow Taoist!"

Yao Qingkong, who was suddenly stabbed in the back, looked shocked and quickly explained: "One of our own, one of our own!"

"Roar!"

Zi Wu, who was on the side, saw Yao Qingkong still having fun after being beaten, but before the fun was over, he was also included in the group fight list.

"You crawling worm! You dare to attack me! I will, I will make you live a life worse than death!"

"Keep saying harsh words, don't stop."

Hong Li crossed his arms and watched expressionlessly as the two parties who were originally confronting each other were surrounded by the magic shadows.

The more malicious the target was towards him, the stronger the power of the magic shadows would be. The harsh words that Zi Wu said would eventually become fists hitting himself.

"Daoyou, stop, I can explain!"

"Damn you, I will cut you into pieces! I will kill you over and over again!"

"Daoyou, I know what happened just now, it was not my intention!"

"Die, you all have to die, roar! Damn it! Hateful! My will transcends death!!!"

"Keep going."

Hong Li expressionlessly said: "Increase the strength, don't stop."

"Sss! Uh-huh! Gu-ga!"

Hearing the master's order, the magic shadows without self-awareness became more hardworking, and they did not lighten or heavy their hands, constantly tearing the two consciousnesses apart.

"..."

"..."

Time passed slowly, and the attitudes of Yao Qingkong, who wanted to reason, and the purple mist, who threatened, changed slightly.

"Dao, Dao, senior, stop, Qingkong really can't stand it!"

"Roar! It hurts! It hurts too much! What's wrong with this world! I'm immortal! Do you think you can kill me? You can't destroy me!"

"Um..."

Hongli stretched out her arm, imitated her fiancé and looked at the non-existent watch on her wrist, and nodded without changing her expression.

"Well, beat me for another twenty minutes, and then increase the intensity."

"Woo Haga! Hiss!"

The speed of the demon shadows' beating increased again, leaving dense afterimages on the spot, and their movements became extremely beastly.

"..."

"..."

"Oh, stop fighting, stop fighting, woooo..."

"I, I surrender, I'll tell you everything, I'll tell you everything, make them stop! I don't want to be your enemy!"

Looking at the two dying consciousnesses, Hong Li nodded with satisfaction, stretched out her hand to signal the demons to stop, and looked at Yao Qingkong and Zi Wu.

"Tell me about it?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows: "What's going on here?"

Yao Qingkong: "..."

Purple mist: "..."

Hongli: "..."

A well-shaped character appeared on Hongli's head again, and she gritted her teeth and said: "The one who said it takes a break, and the other one continues to fight!"

"I'll say it!"*2

"I'll say it first!"*2

"Choose me!"*2

"Ignore him!"*2

Chapter 248 Every holiday, people envy those who go on a trip. What are they envious of? They spend money to suffer.

"This is a long story, so I'll make it short."

Deep in the consciousness space, Yao Qingkong sat cross-legged on the ground in a dignified manner, and opposite him was Hongli who sat with one hand on her chin and tilted her body.

If my mother Lan Yuying was here, she would definitely pull Hongli's ears and tell her that she was impolite and that she should sit up straight when talking to others.

But my mother is not here now, so Hongli is still free!

Besides, she, Hongli, came here to ask for punishment, and the other party is suspected of scolding her now. Well, there is no need to be polite!

Anyway, it’s not the first or second time that Hongli has secretly disobeyed her mother’s teachings. Just a little bit of information would be enough to make her cry...

Anyway, don’t let this matter reach my mother’s ears!

The background sound is the wailing of the purple mist. A group of demon shadows are working tirelessly to help it loosen its muscles and bones. Don’t ask where the purple mist gets its muscles and bones. Just loosen it and it’s done.

As for the words that the other party shouted, such as “unfair”, “secret operation”, “I answered first”, etc., uh, I don’t understand, I don’t understand, the language is not in line!

“Um…”

Hongli glanced over there, and the demon shadows reacted instantly—they still had the energy to shout, it turned out that they hit too lightly!