How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hongli: It’s a deal! 】

[Heiyang: Deal! 】

Chapter 33 Black Yang, never give in!

"It should be this one."

Hei Yang frowned and took out the novel from the bookshelf: "It doesn't look very new. There is a leaf bookmark on more than 40 pages, and then..."

[Heiyang: Is it called "Rag Dolls in a Mass Grave"? 】

[Hongli: Yes, yes, this is it. I have been thinking about the plot after that. The key is that it just reaches the climax, it is exciting! 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, that’s it. Just watch, I’m going to tell you: hanging from the branches of that giant tree...]

[Hongli: Stop, stop, stop, who told you to talk now! 】

[Heiyang: Huh? That’s not what you said...]

[Hongli: I asked you to tell me the next plot, but I didn’t say now. I’ve also seen exciting plots here. Can you at least wait for me to finish reading this? 】

[Hei Yang: I ran out in a hurry, and then rushed to your house in a hurry. I didn’t even say hello, and rushed straight to your study. But you told me that I wasn’t in a hurry? 】

[Hongli: Ah, so you sprinted all the way here? No wonder you were so fast. I thought you were playing at my house. 】

[Hei Yang: Don’t say whether these are available or not. Please give me an accurate letter and tell me the exact time. 】

[Hongli: Well, in the evening, you can read it to me before going to bed. The atmosphere is just right then. 】

[Hei Yang:...]

[Hei Yang: Okay, then I won’t go home tonight, and I’ll just sleep in your study. There happens to be a bed here...]

[Hongli:! 】

[Hongli: No! Isn’t it the same if you take the book home? 】

[Hei Yang: Uh, that’s right. 】

[Hongli: Right, and sleeping in your own bed must be more comfortable than sleeping in the study, right? 】

[Hei Yang: That’s true. 】

[Hongli: So, hurry up and go home obediently. Don’t stay in my study for too long. It will be bad if you pollute the cultural atmosphere inside. 】

[Hei Yang: Pull you down. They are all idle books. Why are you talking about cultural atmosphere? 】

[Hei Yang: Wait, are you a little too nervous, huh? 】

[Hongli: If you are nervous, then you can sleep in my study if you want. I have good intentions for you, but in the end I don’t know the kindness of my heart. 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, I’m wrong, I’m wrong, it’s my villain’s heart that tries to judge the gentleman’s heart. 】

[Hongli: Ha, I forgive you this time, go back quickly. 】

[Heiyang: Yeah. 】

"Who are you pretending to show!"

Hei Yang sneered. Hong Li was obviously extremely nervous. Do you really think he couldn't tell?

"So, why is she so nervous?"

Hei Yang locked the door and looked around: "Is it because she is hiding something here that I cannot see?

For example, Hongli actually likes to read novels about overbearing presidents, but she has been hiding it from me? "

"No, no."

Hei Yang shook his head: "What's there to hide? I should think in a more difficult direction, for example..."

Hei Yang's eyes widened with shock on his face: "Could it be that Hong Li is actually a demon cultivator or something like that?

She lurks among humans, modifying the memories of us mortals to make us think we are familiar with her, but in fact she is a foreign spy, and this bookstore is the way she uses to contact her contacts.

And asking me to help move the books on the bookshelf is some kind of special code, warning the contact that the plan has changed..."

Hei Yang's mind was wide open and he carefully observed whether there were any secret passages or other things nearby, but he found nothing.

This place looks like an ordinary study room. At most, there is always the sweet smell of milk. Hei Yang knows that Hongli likes to read with milk in her hands. The smell is probably left after accidentally spilling it.

But having said that, if Hongli doesn't have milk to drink in the Five Elements Sect, won't she get used to it?

"No, what do I want to do with this?"

Hei Yang shook his head and thought seriously: "Study, study, sleep..."

Suddenly, Hei Yang's eyes lit up and he walked straight to the bed in the corner of the study room and knocked lightly.

"really!"

The sound shocked Hei Yang. He reached out and groped around, and sure enough he found something that looked like a machine and pulled it gently.

"Click"

The bed board suddenly parted from the middle, revealing stacks of books inside, neatly arranged in order!

"hiss!"

Hei Yang took a breath of dust: "What is it? A ledger of dark transactions? A list of criminal records? Or the intelligence collected by monsters about the human world? Or some code-breaking book?"

In an instant, the image of Hong Li became mysterious in Hei Yang's mind.

After all, they have known each other for so long. Hei Yang thought he knew everything about Hong Li, but he really didn't know that there was a trap under the bed in her study!

Opening the first book in the upper left corner, Hei Yang's pupils shrank instantly: "Ah this... this is..."

[I hid and didn’t want to play with those children. I thought they were noisy, noisy, and naughty. Everyone seemed to be showing off. 】

[The old lady who sells juice in the city is always cheerful. I like to drink her juice the most.

But I forgot to bring the money, and I didn’t want to embarrass my grandma, so I felt a little uncomfortable. I actually have money, but I kept it at home, so I might as well run back. 】

[I met a little brother who was three days older than me. He was different from other children. He looked very quiet, but his face was expressionless and scary. He didn't dare to speak. 】

【……】

[I spoke, I am so brave! I asked my little brother what he was doing, and he said he was writing a diary.

What is a diary? He said that he just wrote down what happened so as not to forget who he was.

I don’t quite understand what he means, but it sounds very interesting. I have learned to write a lot of words. Do you want to give it a try...]

[I want to write down everything that happened in the five years since I was born, but I can only think of what happened in the past few days.

I'm so forgetful. Will I forget something important? 】

【……】

【……】

[It’s the New Year. My mother said that the New Year is a festive day, but I don’t like it because adults always rank children on this day.

If you can't compare with other people's children, although you won't be criticized immediately, you will be taught a lesson when you get home.

I sneaked out, but I soon regretted it because the city was so big and there would be no bad people.

I met that little brother and, well, he kidnapped me. (Later I realized that the word "guai" was used incorrectly)

I am very happy this year. I am six years old and my little brother is also six years old!

Well, I remember his name is Hei Yang. Sure enough, I won’t forget it once I write it down. I will keep remembering it in the future. 】

"Ah this..."

Pick up another book and open it.

[My mother said that I have become lazy recently, but Brother Heiyang said that this is a more comfortable way of life. I think Brother Heiyang is right. 】

【……】

【Hot milk is as delicious as juice! 】

【……】

[Ha, Brother Hei Yang doesn’t know how to drink. It’s so funny. I can...

Well, there was no memory in the middle. Why did I get home? My head hurts... I'll just remember it here for today. 】

…

Open another one.

[Dad asked me if I had fallen in love with the boy from the Hei family. I said I liked playing with him. Dad seemed to have something else to say, but he didn't say it in the end. 】

…

Ah, this, the next one.

[The old lady didn’t come to sell juice today. Everyone said she was gone because she was already very old. What does she mean by absence? 】

【……】

[It turns out that if you are not here, you will never see me again. I was hiding from my parents and crying secretly, but Hei Yang saw me. 】

[Hei Yang said that he found a new place where he could drink juice. To be honest, it didn’t taste as good as the old lady’s. But, it doesn't matter. 】

[I asked Hei Yang, will one day you suddenly disappear and I won’t be able to see you?

He was stunned for a moment, and then told me that he would never leave, he was happy! 】

Ah, this, the next one.

[Heiyang bullied me again today, I have to find a way to get back...]

[Ha, it’s so funny, Hei Yang looks so angry! 】

[When we encounter a bad guy, we beat him down together! 】

[Hmm, why are there so many black suns in my diary? 】

…

[I suddenly realized that this was not a normal way of life. Hei Yang was simply lazy! 】

[Trying to get rid of the status quo. 】

[I gave up. It turns out that I am also a big slacker. 】

[My parents said that my eyes are not as bright as before, like dead fish, that’s too much! 】

【How can my eyes light up! 】

[Forget it, I’m a dead fish. 】

…

Ah, this, another one.

[What's going on, I always like to tease Hei Yang recently, although I always get revenge...]

[Heiyang, why don’t you die! Go to hell, die, die! 】

[Fuck, I don’t really like this thing, do I? No, compared to love, this is more like brothers or best friends, yes, that's it! 】

Ah this, next book, next book...

[I asked Heiyang why you haven’t kept a diary recently, and he actually said, “Whoever keeps a diary?” This made me so angry! 】

[Hmph, I will never give up keeping a diary. This has become my habit and I won’t change it no matter what! 】

[I dreamed about Hei Yang yesterday, why did he look like that, huh...]

[Forget it, that’s it. I’m really too lazy to remember it. I’ll just write it tomorrow. After all, I don’t have to write a diary every day. 】

[I was sick, Hei Yang came to see me, he ate the fruit on my bedside, just think of it as a human being! 】

[I'm sick and don't have the energy to keep a diary. 】

[But then again, doesn’t everyone seem to have the habit of keeping a diary? 】

[Hey, I'm showing my cards right. I'm just lazy. I'm used to being powerless when I'm too lazy to move. 】

【……】