How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Chapter 283

(Go your way!)

a ha ha ha……

(a ha ha ha……)

boom! (sound of door closing)

Huh-(sound of relief)

Well, Hei Yang didn't have to think about it to know that it would turn out like this in the end. Everyone knew it well, but they had to cooperate with each other to perform...

The world of adults is too complicated. Hei Yang just wants to go back to the bedroom and hug Hong Li...

[Heiyang: Li, are you still alive? I miss you so much~~]

[Hongli: Ha, look at how promising you are, are you going to be unable to live without Sister Hongli? Hahahahaha, what a piece of rubbish. 】

[Hei Yang: Forget it, just stay there and lie there by yourself. I’d better go and participate in the adults’ conversation...]

[Hongli:! ! ! 】

[Hongli: No————]

[Hongli: Black Yang! elder brother! husband! I'm garbage! Don't leave me! I haven’t seen you for fifty-seven minutes, oh, fifty-eight minutes...]

[Hongli: Hahahahahaha...I, I can't do it anymore. I have Black Sun withdrawal syndrome and I'm about to die. I need a Black Sun to kiss me, hug me and hold me high! 】

[Hongli: It’s too lonely to lie here alone! Ahhhh, I want to break this tattered dragon tendon rope and go play with you. I feel like the instant killing power is already good. 】

[Hei Yang: Uh, what are you doing? This is me doing a normal attack, but you lost all your skills? 】

[Hei Yang: Ha, why didn’t I know you were so clingy to me? You were obviously able to calmly read novels for a whole month and ignore me...]

[Hongli: Ah, I don’t know when it started.

There’s no need to hide my inner thoughts from you. Right now, all I’m thinking about is you! 】

[Hongli: I’m too lazy to think about it that much. Maybe I was carried away by male lust or something.

I used to be young and ignorant, and didn't know the goodness of men, so I mistook novels for treasures.

Of course, novels and comics are still the source of my life, but I want to read them with you more, which will be double happiness! Maybe this is what it feels like to be in love! 】

[Heiyang: Tsk, you are quite honest this time. I thought you would be tough. 】

[Hongli: What is that? This is called daring to love and dare to hate. Being shy doesn’t stop me from speaking big. I will never change my liking for you! 】

[Hei Yang: Okay. 】

[Hei Yang: But you should pay attention to the instant kill space ability. You can't guard against that dragon tendon rope. Don't just flash from the bed to the ceiling. 】

[Hongli: Speaking of this, I was just thinking about whether the instant kill would take me everywhere through walls and wander around the house, and then you took a quick glance and saw me wandering around the house...]

[Hei Yang: What kind of haunted house ghost...]

[Hei Yang: Why didn’t you say you were stuck in the wall? 】

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: Then it’s a classic plot, right? Hongli’s head is outside and her lower body is here, letting you do whatever you want? 】

[Hei Yang: Damn, if you don’t tell me, I really didn’t expect it. What I want to say is that you will continue to lose health bars when you are stuck in the wall...]

[Hongli: Hey, although our wall is indeed strong, it is impossible for me to get out of the card. Okay, I can break free with a little force. 】

[Hei Yang: That's an ordinary wall you're talking about. Have you forgotten what's on the roof of our bedroom? 】

"Um?"

Hong Li blinked her eyes and stared at the ceiling thinking for a few seconds. Suddenly her pupils shrank and she trembled violently.

[Hongli: Damn, that’s not the case, you can’t trap me in that wall that can’t be broken even in the Nascent Soul stage, right? 】

[Hei Yang: Uh... imagine, I push open the bedroom door, your head is hanging on the ceiling, and your lower body is swinging feebly in the air...]

[Hongli:...]

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hong Li: What the hell, Hei Yang, why don’t you die! You can't expect me to be nice, right? 】

[Hongli: Oh no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, nothing! 】

[Hongli: By then, word will spread that the talented leader of the Five Elements Sect was stuck in the wall on the roof of his bedroom.

Damn it, I can't even afford to lose this person even if I die. Then my resentment will directly fill the corpse, okay? 】

[Hei Yang: And then silence everyone who knows? 】

[Hongli: Uh-huh, that’s the truth. 】

[Hongli: You are next! Black sun! 】

[Hei Yang: Hey, I'm just teasing you, that kind of thing will never happen, right? 】

[Hongli: I think so too! 】

Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief and responded excitedly.

[Hongli: There's no way I'm stuck in the wall above my head. It's completely unreasonable, right? 】

[Hei Yang: Well, what I mean is, even if you get stuck and split up or something, with the other side of Nirvana and the vitality of the golden elixir stage, if I feed you some food regularly, you should not be able to die! 】

[Hongli:? 】

[Hongli: The little question mark is filled with great fear! 】

[Hong Li: Wouldn’t that be even more terrifying? Being trapped inside would be worse than death!

Just kill me, and then hold my head in memory. This way you can be regarded as dying in your arms, woo woo woo...]

[Hei Yang: You have to be optimistic and trust me. I will practice hard and reach a high level to rescue you or something. Aren’t you making a lot of money? 】

[Hongli: Grass, why did you split the mountain to save your mother...]

[Hei Yang: Take advantage of me, right? 】

[Hongli: What happened to taking advantage of you? ! 】

[Hongli: Heh, I realized it. Even if I am stuck, I can teleport to you at any time. My dear, I was almost fooled by you. 】

[Hei Yang: You are not very smart to begin with...]

[Hongli: That’s because you have a halo of wisdom on your head that specifically restrains Hongli...]

[Hei Yang: Then have you ever thought about the possibility that after you are stuck inside, I will choose to teleport you and then get stuck next to you. How will you escape? 】

[Hongli:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: What’s the limit of one-for-one exchange? ! 】

"Xiaoyang, let's go first."

His mother's voice suddenly came from the side, bringing Hei Yang, who was whispering to Hong Li, back to his senses.

He saw everyone getting up and quickly followed suit.

"That's it..."

Hei Yang coughed with surprise on his face and said reluctantly: "Are you ready to leave now?"

"right--"

Qing Yiyi could tell what her son was thinking at a glance and couldn't help but roll her eyes.

"Your father, your grandfather, and I are going to Yuying's house to visit Lianlian and see if she is cursed or anything like that. If not, everyone will be happy. If there is, it will be discovered and solved early."

"Well, there are also me, the elders and disciples."

Shi Xing said with a smile: "The matter of rebuilding the sect still needs long-term consideration, and we need to stay in Five Color City for a while.

Well, by the way, I would like to take advantage of the Chinese New Year to visit relatives and help the residents here to check their health for free. This can be regarded as a way to hone the disciple's skills, and at the same time, it is also to better integrate here. "

"Um...is that so?"

Hei Yang looked surprised. Why did he feel that Sect Leader Shi looked at him a little hotly?

Even if Yaowang Sect encounters a catastrophe, it's not like they don't even have a place to live, and they still have to treat residents... I always feel like there's something wrong!

"Those apology gifts are all placed in the warehouse..."

Yao Yang came close to Hei Yang and whispered: "You can check it out. They are all the supplies you mentioned before. If you have any problems, please come to us to deal with them at any time."

"Oh, oh, you're welcome."

Hei Yang smiled, what's the problem? It's Hei Yang's villain's heart that tries to judge the heart of a gentleman. How can the benevolence of a doctor be understood by a common man like him?

"..."

"Just deliver it to the door. There is no need to deliver it further."

Hei Muguang waved his hand: "Go back and sleep with you."

"Haha, no, no, no, I'll give you a ride!"

Hei Yang laughed and said: "I am so diligent, how can I sleep at this time!"

"If your father tells you not to give it away, don't give it away."

Qing Yiyi gave her a look: "Xiaoli, isn't she feeling well? Go take care of her quickly!"

"Hey, okay, okay, then I'll send it here. Goodbye, hahaha!"

Hei Yang watched everyone disappear around the corner with a smile on his face.

"boom!"

Then he closed the door in a flash, and Black Yang looked grateful.

"Mom! You are really my mother!"