How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Heiyang, Heiyang? Are you awake? Are you asleep? Speak!"

Heiyang: "Zzzzzzzzzzz"

"Hehehe~"

Hongli saw that Heiyang was sleeping soundly, so she opened the storage bag, rummaged around for a while, took out the photo stone her aunt left for her, and looked at Heiyang again, with a slight smile on her face.

《Getting a 17-year-old innocent boy drunk and taking cute photos》(crossed out)

《Take a selfie for my shy fiancé who is too embarrassed to open his eyes》(correct)

"Hehe..."

Hongli first took the photo stone and took photos of Heiyang's face from all angles, then used her spiritual power to lift the spiritual stone, put her head next to Heiyang and made a scissors hand gesture for a photo...

"Ka Ka Ka Ka..."

"Huh..."

Feeling that it was about right, Hongli sat up, poured her spiritual power into the photo stone, and admired her work with anticipation.

"Well, it's really beautiful, and this photo is perfect. They look very compatible!

But I always feel that it's a little off..."

Hongli glanced at the still sleeping Heiyang kid, and her fingers quietly crawled to the edge of the quilt, hooked the corners, and gently opened it...

"Ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka-ka..."

"..."

"..."

"Puff..."

Hongli gently rolled out of the quilt, her face flushed, holding the photo stone tightly in her hand, injecting spiritual power, staring at each photo with wide eyes, her face getting redder and redder, but the corners of her mouth couldn't stop rising.

"Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god, can I see this without paying?

Wow, wow, Heiyang is really good at hiding, I didn't see it, he was so sly, shaha...

Make a fortune, make a fortune, seeing good things will make you live longer shaha shaha cough cough..."

Hongli's eyes almost touched the photo stone, she didn't react, coughed twice, and wiped the saliva from the corner of her mouth without leaving a trace.

I saw that Mou Li first looked around furtively, then quietly put the photo stone in the most hidden place in the storage bag, and then pretended to be nothing to fix the corners of the quilt and put Heiyang back in place.

"Well, I don't know anything about what happened just now, and I didn't do anything."

Hongli nodded affirmatively.

"Yes, that's right. I was distracted just now. I don't know when Heiyang fell asleep beside me, and then I kindly covered him with a blanket. Yes, that's right!"

Glancing at Heiyang guiltily, Hongli breathed a sigh of relief and reached out to the remaining gift boxes with her guilty little hand.

"Well, since Heiyang fell asleep accidentally, let Miss Hongli, his fiancée and best friend, continue to open them for him!

Well, don't worry, I will only open a little bit, and leave the rest to Heiyang!"

Hongli hummed proudly. Sure enough, ignoring the first thing, she opened two purple ones in a row. Sure enough, she is the little red hand!

Open!

Wow, blue is rare!

"Hmm?"

Hongli raised her eyebrows.

Item: Lihuo Crystal

Quality: Blue

Effect: Nanming Lihuo Essence, Alchemy Materials, Refining Materials, Array Materials, Gem Inlay, Enchanting Specialization, Equipment Enhancement, Breakthrough Materials, Summoning Materials, Auxiliary Practice, Lihuo Purification...

Introduction: Advertising Space for Rent (To be Rented)

"It seems that something strange has been mixed in at the end..."

Hongli showed dead fish eyes and couldn't help complaining: "It's broken, the quality has begun to decline. Can't we just use the luck accumulated for so long? Damn it!"

"This thing, no matter how you think about it, it's hard for Heiyang and I to use it. We can't bite it with our teeth..."

Hongli looked up, as if she saw a little red head laughing and calling her mother.

"Well, when I have time, I'll throw it to Xiaohuo to play with..."

Hongli put the crystal away and pouted.

"But then again, Xiaohuo was very attached to me at first, but now I haven't seen her for almost two days, doesn't she miss me...

Yes, after all, both mothers spoiled that girl to the sky, and I didn't get that treatment..."

Hongli suddenly felt a little sour in her heart. Whether it was her parents or Xiaohuo, she was the first one to come. Her parents and Xiaohuo should have double the family affection, but why is it...

Xiaohuo took away her parents, and her parents took away her Xiaohuo, wuwuwu...

In this materialistic society, people's hearts are cold and ruthless, only Heiyang still has some warmth.

Hongli pulled Heiyang's arm over and held him in her arms, and her mood gradually recovered.

Damn! Open the box!

Wow! Green excellent!

Item: Breaking the cup for the number 2.0

Quality: Green

Effect: One-time prop, break the cup, summon fifty foundation-building period swordsman heroes to wait for orders, and the summoning lasts for six hours.

Introduction: Regarding version 1.0, we received many complaints from customers, saying that our cups are too good to break, so we upgraded the user experience, and now the cups can be broken more easily.

"Well, so how did those who didn't break live to complain..."

Hongli couldn't help but complain.

"Also, although, the durability of my luck value is also low, has it dropped from purple to green?"

Hongli turned her head to put away the cup, turned her head to look at Heiyang, and raised her eyebrows.

"Yang, you don't mind sharing a little bit of luck with your lovely girlfriend, right? If you don't say anything, I'll take it as your consent!"

"..."

"Ha, I knew you were the best to me!"

Hong Li grabbed one of Hei Yang's hands, pressed it on the fifth gift box, and gently said, "Open!"

"Wow! Golden Legend!"

This time Hong Li seemed to vaguely hear that the gift box came with a voiceover, and saw a gourd ghost appearing in the gift box.

Props: The Minotaur must die!

Quality: gold

Effect: When a tauren is detected around, the flying knife in the gourd will automatically pop out, killing him with one blow, leaving no one alive.

Scope of action: Tribulation period and below

Range of action: Ten miles in radius - ten realms (about the size of ten travel realms), the range can be adjusted manually.

Introduction: One sword and one tauren, the number one pure love warrior in the world!

Note: Limited edition souvenir from the meeting between the Pure Love Alliance and the Bull Hunter Legion in 772, the Eleventh Age of the World.

Chapter 269 I pretended to be a gentleman among my classmates for a year or two, but it was a pity that I was exposed.

"Black Yang wake up, Black Yang wake up, Black Yang wake up..."

"Oh, Xiaoli, don't make trouble..."

Hei Yang opened his eyes in a daze, feeling like someone was pushing him all the time, and subconsciously reached out to grab him.

"Well……"

The hand felt a little thick, and before Hei Yang could react, there was a short exclamation and a sudden force that pulled the thing in his hand away, but there was still something left in his hand.

"Uh?"

Hei Yang woke up, sat up, shook his groggy head, and turned to look at his hand in confusion, uh, a white cotton sock?

"so……"

Hei Yang turned to look at Hong Li, who had a shocked face. At a glance, he saw that the latter only had a sock on one foot and the other was bare.

"you you you……"

Hongli crossed her legs and gritted her teeth, "You and you" for a long time before she finally managed to squeeze out the words.

"What are you doing! You woke up suddenly and scared me!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang blinked and reacted quickly. He rolled his eyes and threw the cotton socks in his hand on the short wardrobe that was a little far away. Hong Li was so frightened that he trembled and quickly looked up at Hei Yang. Positive.

"You, what do you want to do?!"

"What do I want to do? You can kick me with your feet, right?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li speechlessly, and the latter looked away guiltily.

"Again, I didn't use any force. Who, who made you sleep so hard that I pushed you several times without waking up... Well, that's it, I'm not wrong!"

"Ah, wake me up, right?"

Hei Yang raised his head, showing a thoughtful expression.

"Then the question is, why did I suddenly lose consciousness? It's so strange. Xiaoli, do you have any idea?"

"Ah, hahaha..."

Hongli's expression was stiff and she laughed repeatedly.

"Of course I have no clue, how do I know why you suddenly fainted, hahaha..."

Black Sun stares, stares!

Hongli: "..."

"I was wrong!"

Hongli buried her head in the quilt and held her head in defense.

"I'm sorry! I didn't mean to poison you, bah bah, or drink medicinal wine for you, wuwuwu...

I mean, whenever I get something good, I think of you first! "

"and……"

Hongli paused for a moment, then looked at Heiyang quietly through the gap between her arms, and beeped unreasonably: "And who told you to be so obedient? You open your mouth when I tell you to, and I still I thought you were willing!"

"Tsk, tsk, there's nothing better than a rake."

Hei Yang curled his lips, held Hongli's head in both hands, exposed her little face, looked at his girlfriend with dead fish eyes, and said quietly: "Why should I guard against you? If you ask me to open my mouth, I will. ”

"You really...make me cry to death!"

"Don't talk about whether these are available or not."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, let go and sat up, facing Hong Li.

"So what kind of medicinal wine did you give me to drink? "Hei Yang's obedient potion"? "Hei Yang's obedient wine", "Hei Yang's obedient water" and "brainwashing liquid"?"

"Huh? What are you thinking about!"

Hong Li subconsciously retorted: "If it's really that kind of thing, you should be the one trembling now, not me!"

"Xing, as expected of you."

Hei Yang snorted: "So what exactly is it?"

"Well……"