How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"..."

The night wind blew from the mountain stream, lifting the black hair of the two of them. A colorful venomous snake suddenly popped out from the dense grass and shot towards the two of them.

But when it was about to get close, the viper felt something was wrong. It twitched seven inches, and its body suddenly tightened, as if a rubber band was stretched and then rebounded hard. It forcibly changed its center of gravity and made a "pop" sound. fell to the ground.

Regardless of any attack, it turned around and ran away deep into the woods, but it didn't escape far. Its whole body froze and it became silent again.

The surroundings were eerily quiet, as if even the insects were being threatened into silence.

"Exile what..."

The sloth finally spoke first, his voice dull.

"It's me who deserves to be exiled."

"You stole a little bit of laziness."

Hei Yang yawned and said faintly: "I said why can't I sleep tonight? I will be full of energy? I'm kidding!"

"Laziness has become attached to itself, I didn't steal it..."

The sloth defended weakly: "It will only be energetic for a day or two, and then it will return to its original state."

"You stayed up in the middle of the night and ran around, which caused the magic circle in the courtyard to activate and consume energy, causing the Yangli family's property to suffer losses."

Hong Li said with a displeased look on her face: "What's even more outrageous is that you made us stay up in the middle of the night and run out to chase you. How do you say that? Well, Hei Yang told it!"

"Staying up late is a woman's natural enemy."

Hei Yang whispered.

"Oh yes!"

Hong Li nodded in agreement and hummed softly.

"Heinous crime!"

"First of all, I was attacked. You can't stab someone with a knife and ask someone to wipe away the blood for you. This is inhumane and unethical..."

The sloth muttered softly: "I didn't let you chase me."

"Don't change the concept secretly. The most direct reason is that you stayed up in the middle of the night and sneaked out over the wall!"

"..."

The sloth was silent for a few seconds, then said weakly: "I said I was sleepwalking, will you believe it..."

"..."

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and nodded.

"We believe it!

So sleepwalking is over, go back to sleep. "

"..."

"I have to go."

The sloth said softly: "This world is becoming more and more repulsive to me. Staying in your house will only cause trouble for you."

"Aha? Are you kidding me?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows and said, "Are you underestimating our family's defense system? I wonder if I can keep you secret for a few more days to think of a solution, so that things won't happen so quickly, right?"

"Because I have become stronger again, I have eroded the world even more."

The sloth glanced at Hei Yang and added: "After I smelled the incense you lit, my subconscious couldn't control myself and started to realize the truth.

Well, I have never even thought about any spiritual practice. My powers are all racial talents... Wait, do I have powers?

In short, I don’t even know what Tao is, but my rusty brain just can’t help but start spinning. "

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, look what I'm doing!"

Hei Yang glared at Hong Li and hummed, "You asked me to go out and light incense, okay?"

"whispering sound."

Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, looked at the sloth, and said speechlessly: "The world rejects you, so you have to leave.

It's just that they are leaving the travel world, and you are bidding farewell to the world, right? You are the only one who is special? "

"They came to this world on their own initiative. They know where to enter and where to leave, and they also know how to hide themselves."

The sloth sighed: "But I'm different, different. I just drifted with the tide and came here in a daze, just like life in a daze."

"So you just want to die?"

"Why can't I die?"

"Because you don't want to die."

"Nonsense, I want to die and end everything!"

"reason?"

"..."

The sloth was silent for a moment, then turned over and buried his face directly in the soil, his voice becoming even duller.

"Because I'm lazy."

"Nonsense and far-fetched!"

Hei Yang snorted softly, stretched out his hand to lift the sloth's neck, and pulled her mouth and nose out of the mud. Hong Li's pupils tightened slightly, and she subconsciously shrank her neck, a little scared.

"Laziness will not make you die. Laziness is the nature of intelligent creatures, not a reason for you to self-destruct.

Don't always put the blame on laziness. That's defined by others. Damn it, it's tiring to think about how to be lazy every day! "

"so……"

Lazy paused: "Just give up thinking."

"How can an intelligent creature stop to think before it dies?"

Hei Yang lifted her up to his eyes and opened her left eye with one hand. Hong Li next to her stood on tiptoes very considerately and helped her boyfriend open her right eye.

"listen!"

Hei Yang looked directly into the sloth's eyes and said seriously: "You remember a lot of things, whether you want to or not, your instinct teaches you to remember.

You have a strong talent, and even if you don't care much, your race wants you to grow!

You are born with not only laziness, but also many other emotions, otherwise you would not take the initiative to chase death, because life and death are meaningless to pure laziness.

You know good and bad, good and evil. When you wish others happiness, it proves that you are also longing for happiness, happy...living. "

"Hei Yang is right!"

Hong Li said the same thing to me.

"you……"

The sloth looked at the two of them blankly, remained silent for a few seconds, gently closed his eyes... and then covered his ears.

"I don't want to listen, you bastard! Ah, I don't want to listen! I don't want to listen! I don't want to listen..."

Heiyang: (`┅)

Hongli: (`│ committee)

Heiyang loosened his hand, and his spiritual power lifted the sloth in the air. He and Hongli stepped back a few steps, looking at the sloth shaking his head, crossed their hands, and moved their joints.

"...I don't want to listen, I don't want to listen, I don't want to..."

The sloth's words stopped abruptly, because the two people in front of her had already started to stretch each other's legs.

"You, what do you want to do!"

"I don't want to do anything."

Hongli moved her elbows and snorted.

"I want to beat you up, anyway, you are not afraid of death, beating you up and letting us vent our anger is also a final contribution to the world."

Sloth: "???"

"Feel the pain! Experience the pain! Accept the pain!"

Heiyang's voice was low, gradually rising into the sky, looking down at the sloth with an indifferent face.

"When you try to find the meaning of death, all you can find is pain!

People who don't know pain can't experience what happiness is!"

"Wait, wait!"

The sloth was terrified.

"What are you talking about! Why are you flying to the sky? Why is there music playing in your ears!"

"Stop talking nonsense!"

Heiyang jumped to the ground again and approached the sloth with a gloomy face.

"Are you ready to be beaten? Let me send you to death!"

"Hei, hey! You, you are not allowed to get closer!"

The sloth began to struggle and break free from the restraints of Heiyang's spiritual power, but fell to the ground with his butt, covered by two black shadows.

"I didn't cry even when I was cut by the space crack. Don't think I'll surrender. It's useless. Don't come over!"

"Don't worry."

Hong Li gently comforted: "We will help you seal your cultivation, so that you can enjoy the ultimate beating and torture, and experience death as if you were there!"

"No!!!"

The sloth's pupils shrank sharply. She could clearly feel that she was locked by some terrible magical power, but she couldn't move.

Until the moment before the attack came in front of her, the fluke in the sloth's heart disappeared. She seemed to have really angered these two people. This time they were not kidding her!

"There are not many people who can make us fight together. You deserved to die!"

"I don't want it!!!"

The breath of death came to her face, the cold froze the soul, the boundless darkness surged like a tide, silently wrapped up the laziness... The last bit of light in front of her was also swallowed up.

"Ha, ha, huhu..."

The sloth sat up suddenly and looked around in panic.

"Where is this?"

"The other side, the last stop before the death station."

Heiyang whispered: "You said you were wrapped in mud and turned into a sculpture. I thought you were used to the silent darkness."

"I think you should listen to Heiyang. He tried it himself and death is not pleasant."

Hongli said faintly: "I haven't tried to die, but I guess it will be very cold over there."

"I...I..."

Sloth turned his head and looked behind him. There was nothingness and silence. She widened her eyes, but was swept by the ominous black fog.

She took two steps back in fear and turned her head to look at the two people standing on the other side. They looked at the nothingness behind Sloth quietly, but Sloth saw the stars behind them.

It was not hot, but quiet.

"Now while it's still dark, you can go back and take a nap."

"Are you going back with us, or will you go back by yourself later?"

"Heiyang...Hongli..."

Sloth called their names for the first time, she remembered.

"Hmm, what's wrong?"*2

"You guys..."