How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Second, we have only recruited less than thirty people this year. This is still a number of people who have not been screened. There is no situation like what you mentioned!

Those are all old disciples. You didn't stay there for less than a year, but you just rubbed oil on your feet and ran home. Now you're fine, even your fellow brothers and sisters can't recognize you! "

"Ah this..."

Hongli laughed twice, then suddenly froze, took the spirit stone away, looked at it from another angle, and said in surprise: "By the way, isn't this the alchemy room? They have breakfast here?

How long have I been gone? Have you even moved the canteen?

It turned out to be a good one. Why did you replace it? "

"Don't mention it, it's very strange."

When Jin Xiu heard Hong Li's words, he couldn't help but hold his forehead in silence and explained: "Elder Yao and Elder Dan have retreated behind the scenes. Do you know this?"

"Ah, I heard something."

Hongli nodded, remembering that before they went there, they had set a flag, saying that if they could come back safely this time, they would retire.

Fortunately, her red glass is more powerful, otherwise I wouldn’t know what it would be like!

"Then the two of them can't sit still."

Jin Xiu sighed: "I have nothing to do. I got a casual job and wandered around the sect all day long, running around and having fun..."

"Ah this..."

"I don't know what other fantastic ideas the two of them had. They suddenly thought of visiting the back kitchen of the cafeteria. They said that the food is similar to the elixir, and the way of supplementation is to combine the strengths of the two..."

Jin Xiu scratched his head: "Oh, it's inexplicable anyway. The two of them started making it after visiting it, and the food they made tasted weird.

In the end, they were still rude, saying that it would be more nutritious, and that eating it would make you taller and stronger and promote spiritual practice. In short, it was very strange! "

"And this isn't over yet..."

Jin Xiu sighed repeatedly, flew past the crowd, and couldn't help but look back and take a few more peeks.

"The people in charge of meals in the cafeteria saw their work being taken over by two retired elders and the apprentices they called over.

After thinking about it, I ran to the alchemy room to play cross-row and mix a fist-sized elixir. I don't know how the medicine works, but it tastes pretty good anyway.

Fried meatballs, soybean balls, spicy chicken balls... I was lucky enough to taste a few of them, hehe, not to mention they were really delicious! "

Hongli: "..."

"And then it became like this?"

Hongli looked pitiful: "After I left, will everyone live in such dire straits?

Sure enough, the sect would be completely in chaos without me!

But Brother Heiyang also needs his sister's care. On the one hand, he has the friendship of the same family, and on the other, he is a greedy man. It's really hard to choose! "

"Ha, come here, it's still hard to make a decision. I can only say that I understand everything."

Jin Xiu couldn't help but roll his eyes and waved his hand.

"Okay, okay, I'm just following you now. It doesn't matter. As long as the cooking guys don't go to the hospital and change the infusion medicine into millet porridge and eight-treasure porridge, nothing big will happen!"

Hongli: "..."

"Hey, hey, hey! What you're talking about can't be called serious, right? That's a terrorist!"

"Okay, okay, someone is watching the bottom of the bag. Our Five Elements Sect has never seen such big storms. Didn't we get over the collective food poisoning back then?"

Hongli: "..."

"Oh ho, we're here."

Jin Xiu stopped talking, and Hong Li followed the other person's perspective and saw a rock pillar standing high in the sky, straight into the clouds, and a small hut sitting alone on the rock pillar.

There are thorns around the hut, surrounded by darkness, a vast sea of ​​fire, killing sword energy, floating rocks in the sky, and faint formations emerging in the sky, giving people a sense of danger.

"Hey, do you see that little house up there?"

Jin Xiu raised his head and pointed to the sky, and introduced: "That is Senior Brother Yin Zisheng's office. Isn't it very unique?"

Hongli: "..."

This is a prison, this must be a prison, right?

"This office..."

Hongli organized her words and said with a sneer: "It's true that one man is in charge and ten thousand men can't let him go!"

"uh-huh."

Jin Xiu nodded: "So I need to adjust and go up in the best condition!"

Hongli: "?"

"No, you still have to break in?"

Hong Li had a question mark: "Isn't this a defensive measure you have made? Don't you have a quick and convenient way to skip class? Isn't there a backdoor?"

"There are no shortcuts, but I remember the correct route!"

Jin Xiu put his hands on his hips proudly and said: "If even we can easily pass through this defensive measure, how can we trap senior brother?"

Hongli: "..."

It is indeed a prison!

"Okay, okay, you go do other things first!"

Jin Xiu took a deep breath: "Give me about twenty minutes!"

The screen went black.

"Uh, okay..."

Hong Li nodded, glanced around, and frowned slightly.

[Hongli: Yang~hungry~rice~]

[Hei Yang: Wait a minute, I'm checking out. Why did the beef noodles at Laotang go up by half the price? When did it happen? 】

[Hongli: It’s been half a month, oh, let’s not talk about that yet, hurry up! 】

[Hei Yang: Okay, here we come. 】

"Hey!"

Hei Yang suddenly appeared next to Hong Li, holding two large bowls of beef noodle soup. Before he could speak, his hands were empty.

"Ha, did you bring both bowls to me?"

Hongli said happily: "Heiyang, you are so kind, so I won't be polite!"

"Let's go and have a bowl per person. If you don't have enough, buy more."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and reached out to take the beef noodles from Hong Li. He knew that Hong Li was just being funny and a bowl of rice was enough to fill her stomach.

As for other energy consumption, just drink the spiritual energy from the northwest wind to replenish it, cough cough...

"Kacha"

A huge boulder was split into two pieces with flat sections. Hei Yang Hongli sat back to back on it, drinking soup and eating noodles.

"I think next time you can go to that Jiangxiang pancake shop in the north to order more. It goes well with beef noodles, especially the soup. Oh, it's so good!"

Hongli's face was flushed, and she leaned on Heiyang's back with a satisfied expression.

"What is happiness? This is happiness!"

"Eat without talking or sleeping without talking."

Hei Yangxian glanced at Hong Li.

"Don't listen, don't listen, Black Yang chants!"

Hongli snorted softly.

"As we all know, I don't know how many business discussions are conducted at the dinner table. Well, sometimes they are also conducted in bed, but that one is usually dirty, ahem...

In short, when everyone is eating and talking, Heiyang, who is silent, is the abnormal one! "

"No way, I'm used to it."

Hei Yang sucked the noodles. In his previous life, he never had time to talk during meals. He was afraid of not having enough time between classes when he wolfed down his food, so he developed the habit of not talking much during meals.

However, the pace of life in the travel world is much slower, and there is no need to rush to eat. In the words of my parents, "eat slowly and no one will compete with you."

However, Hei Yang felt that not talking while eating could help him concentrate and eat more deliciously, so he only changed half of this habit.

Of course, if you go to a banquet or something like that, you have to say what you should say, otherwise people will say you are rude - so Hei Yang rarely goes to those banquets and the like.

Among Hei Yang Hongli's peers in the same city, there were quite a few "chic and romantic" young ladies and gentlemen who would book a room to have dinner together every few days, recite poems, make paintings, etc., and look like they were upper class and elegant. .

At the beginning, I invited Hei Yang Hongli several times, but found that they both declined every time, so I left them alone.

Hei Yang Hongli felt that the two of them did not live in the same world as their friends of the same age. They would have dinners, listen to music and watch plays, and occasionally have martial arts competitions.

At that time, Heiyang Hongli was lying in bed, eating snacks and drinking tea under the viewing tree...

If they hadn't often fought with each other, it would have been like the old man and the old lady living in retirement...

But now, some of my former peers have unfortunately passed away, some have gone out to do business, some have been brought to the capital by their elders to get a place in cultivation, and some have already gotten married, had children, and started working...

Only during the Chinese New Year can we see a few more people. Most of the time, it is difficult for that group of peers to get together again. After all, Five Color City is really just a small place, and there are still few opportunities.

Because there are the ancestral graves of Wuse family and many fellow villagers around, and for some special reasons, there has never been any intention to expand, and there are even a lot of open spaces left!

Overall, the population reduction in Wuse City in recent years has been much greater than the increase in population, and more and more young and middle-aged people have gone out to develop.

For example, you might seek refuge with relatives in the capital, or go to Five Elements City to rent a house near water and terraces. You might be lucky enough to be admitted to the Immortal Sect. Even if you don't get in, you'll rarely come back...

This city is getting quieter and quieter, but occasionally new blood is injected... Speaking of which...

Hei Yang drank the beef noodle soup in the bowl, let out a long breath, looked at Hong Li who was still eating noodles, and casually chatted: "I heard someone say when I went out just now that that guy Bai Shitou became a father. Qiqi from the Huang family was said to have been pregnant for a long time and might give birth at any time.

We are all of the same age, and as a result, we have become parents, which makes me feel like I skipped the prime of life and became old as soon as I passed my youth. "

"That guy Bai Shitou, isn't he a naughty kid who only gets scolded less often than the two of us every day? I didn't expect him to be like that sister from the Zhao family."

Hong Li said while eating: "As for Huang Qiqi, well, I'm not very familiar with him. I've only heard of this person and met him a few times, but I don't remember him. What does he look like?"

"Not as good-looking as you."

"walk slowly."

Hong Li nodded, pushed back her long hair that was about to fall into the bowl, and suddenly made a sound.

"How many children are you planning to have?"

"ah?"

Hei Yang was stunned for a moment and asked uncertainly: "Xiaoli, what did you just say?"

"Ah, cough..."

Hongli's body trembled violently and she almost choked to death on the soup.

"Ahem, um, I didn't say anything. I was singing just now. Are you ready? Children, get ready! Ship ahem... Yeah!"

Hei Yang: "Huh (three sounds)?"

"Ah this, um, ah ah!"

Hongli seemed to be a little frustrated and kicked her legs a few times, took a sip of beef noodle soup, her cheeks puffed up, and she said with some slurred words: "Well, um, ah ah, let me ask you! In other words, how many do you want? ah!"

"Child?"

Hei Yang suddenly realized.

"Otherwise, what else could it be! Could it be me singing?!"

Hong Li swallowed the soup in her mouth, wiped the corners of her mouth, and turned her head to look at Hei Yang fiercely.

"Speak so quickly. I want a few people to tell me in advance so that I can be mentally prepared and so on!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "Didn't I say before that if there is no accident, we will only have one small fire. If you want more, please talk and plan again!"

"Fuck! The unknown is the most terrifying!"

Hong Li curled her lips and said faintly: "One day, Hong Li was happily eating snacks and reading novels.