How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hong Xiaochen turned his head in confusion.

"Yingying, what's wrong with you? You look a little unhappy..."

"..."

Lan Yuying's anger value is plus one, plus one, plus one, plus one...

"Hong Xiaochen! Have you slept enough? Have you slept enough!"

Lan Yuying looked at her sneering husband angrily, and couldn't help but said: "We agreed that we would brainstorm together and come up with solutions together, but it turned out that you were lucky, as soon as your buttocks sat down and your head tilted, you started to be lazy!

I finally understand. My Xiaoli, who has been such a lively and active girl since she was a child, has become like this because of your lazy father! "

"Hey, Yingying, you said I'm lazy and I admit it, but you said you led a bad daughter, tsk tsk, don't you think of blaming me for this."

Hong Xiaochen crossed her legs and couldn't help but complain: "You want to say that my daughter inherited my intelligence, optimism, fearlessness and other similar personalities, but laziness was not inherited from her father.

But to be lazy... Anyway, her father I almost let go of Xiaoli after she was four years old. Since then, she has turned to a growth path that her father can't understand. "

"Oh my, I think Xiaoli is pretty good now."

Qing Yiyi lowered her head and smiled: "She is well-behaved and cute, and makes people feel friendly just by looking at her."

"Wow, Yiyi, you have the nerve to say that!"

Lan Yuying pretended to be angry and complained: "It's not your Xiaoyang who was led astray. Of course you think it doesn't matter!"

"I don't agree with this."

Qing Yiyi chuckled and said: "Xiaoyang Xiaoli is my own child here, she will be cute no matter what she turns into!"

"Ha, Yiyi, you said it so righteously, it makes me look like a vicious stepmother..."

Lan Yuying looked at the smiling Qing Yiyi with half-moon eyes: "I remember that year, we were having dinner with Xiaoli at home, and Xiaoyang suddenly ran in with a look of panic...

Yiyi, guess who is chasing after Xiaoyang with a broom? "

"Ah this..."

Qing Yiyi froze, then regained her composure in an instant, laughing and saying: "What? There is such a thing!

My Xiaoyang was actually bullied by others? Yuying, why didn’t you tell me earlier! "

Lan Yuying: "..."

Qing Yiyi: "..."

"Ahem, that..."

Qing Yiyi beeped in a low voice: "The broom looks scary, the fear on his face is 30% real and 70% fake, just pretending to show his mother.

For example, that time I asked Xiaoyang not to forget the boiling water I boiled before going out, but when I came back, I found that the kettle was almost burned through. When I chased him with a kitchen knife, the expression on his face was really scared! "

"You still have the nerve to say..."

Lan Yuying rolled her eyes.

"The most cruel thing I can do is confiscate Xiaoli's books, but I can't bear to beat him..."

"As if I've really hurt that kid, don't you think he's just lying around at home all day long and want him to go out?"

Qing Yiyi said quietly: "Boys should be lively and naughty, right? I would rather be annoying than pity...

It’s not like you don’t know that in the first few years after my little boy was born, he looked melancholy all the time, which made me so worried that I didn’t want him to look like that again..."

"It's harmful, too. That child was... huh?"

Lan Yuying raised her eyebrows and turned to look at Hong Xiaochen, who was snoring with her mouth open. A black line crossed her forehead: "Hong! Xiaochen!"

"Oh, I think I heard someone mention Xiaoyang and Xiaoli?"

Hei Yang suddenly opened the door and jumped into the house happily.

"Do you just miss us that much? Do you think so?"

"Aha, I seem to hear my mother's roar and my father's scream?"

Hongli chuckled and followed closely, sticking her head out.

"How did dad mess with mom again? What happened again?"

"I woke up very early today."

Qing Yiyi raised her head and glanced at her son, and praised: "Keep it up."

"hey-hey……"

Hei Yang smiled sheepishly: "Actually, I didn't sleep all night..."

"Oh, that's okay."

Qing Yiyi's expression disappeared and she lowered her head again: "Have you eaten? If not, go to the kitchen and go to the kitchen."

"Eat, eat, eat outside, hehe!"

"You will enjoy it..."

"Hey, where's my dad?"

"I haven't come back from the city lord's mansion yet."

"oh oh!"

"Good morning, Mom and Dad!"

Hongli waved to her parents, closed her eyes, took a deep breath, and sighed: "Familiar, the smell of home!"

"Your mother just sprayed some insect repellent..."

Hong Xiaochen said quietly: "The smell hasn't dissipated yet."

"I said, why does the smell of this restaurant smell a bit overpriced..."

Hongli shook her head and looked around with dead fish eyes: "Also, is there any shortcomings, such as a certain little red head..."

"Xiao Huo followed Muguang to the City Lord's Mansion."

Hong Xiaochen yawned: "I guess not yet..."

"Grandpa, hurry up! Xiao Huo smells mommy and daddy!"

The sound coming from outside interrupted Hong Xiaochen's words.

"Really or not, can they get up at this hour?"

Hei Muguang's tone was a little surprised.

"It can't be wrong!"

Xiao Huo let go of Grandpa's hand and ran towards the house. As he ran, he turned around and urged with a smile: "Grandpa, hurry up! Xiao Huo wants to be the first... Oops!"

Xiao Huo swayed suddenly and felt that he had hit something. There was obviously nothing there in his perception!

"Run slowly. If you injure an ordinary person, Heiyang Hongli will be in trouble..."

Lazy straightened Xiaohuo who had crashed into his arms, lowered his head and whispered softly: "We meet again, the little Lihuo cub who was born happy."

"Huh?"

Xiao Huo looked up at the girl who suddenly appeared with a puzzled face, and said uncertainly: "Are you...Has Xiao Huo seen you before?

Um...big sister? aunt? Aunt? Or some other elder? "

"It's me..."

Lazy smiled in a friendly manner, swayed, and transformed back into his little sloth form.

"Remember, we met before!"

"Ah! It's you! The one who makes everyone in the city sleep late..."

Xiao Huo was surprised and happy. He reached out and held the sloth and ran a few steps. He jumped up and flew the sloth to an almond tree in the yard. He turned into a little flamingo and stood side by side with the sloth on the branch. .

"I heard from mom and dad that they wanted to find a suitable way to send you away. Have you not left yet?"

"Well, plans have changed."

Just listening to Lazy's voice makes people sleepy. Obviously her voice doesn't sound like a math teacher, and she doesn't say anything profound and difficult to understand, but it can have the same effect.

"Heiyang Hongli took me in, and they said I could live here."

"Wow! Really?!"

Xiao Huo's eyes lit up: "Are you going to live with us in Five Color City?

Then why don't you and Xiao Huo live in the same house, so that Xiao Huo can chat with you when he can't sleep?

Well, Xiaohuo can give you half of the bed, a big, soft and warm bed! "

"Uh, no need..."

Lazy smiled and refused Xiaohuo's kindness. She looked at the house and asked curiously: "The sky, the earth, the sandy plains, the mountains, forests and clouds, can't you sleep there?

Why do humans want to lock themselves in a big box? "

"Because it can protect you from wind and rain!"

"Is this so..."

Lazy nodded and turned to look at Xiao Huo.

"What about you, you are not afraid of wind, rain, or severe cold, so why do you want to sleep in the house?

Wouldn't it be more comfortable to sleep in a tree? The air is fresh, the wind is sunny, embracing nature..."

"Well, I don't really understand..."

Xiao Huo showed an incomprehensible expression.

"Xiao Huo has lived in the house since he was born. He has family there!"

"That's it..."

The sloth nodded: "I don't know where my family is, and I have no feelings for them..."

"Oh, you don't have to be blood related to be family, right?"

Xiaohuo waved his wings, pointed at himself, and then pointed in the direction of the room, and said happily: "Xiaohuo, mom, and dad, there is no blood relationship between any two of the three of us, but we are the best." What a close family!”

"Ah, right!"

Xiaohuo peeked around, covered the little sloth with his wings, and whispered: "But you can't live with mom and dad. Xiaohuo tells you, mom and dad now, um...

How to say that word? Xiaohuo remembered that her grandma said, oh, yes, they can't disturb them when they are in love! "

"What is the love period?"

The sloth asked curiously: "There is nothing in the racial heritage..."

"Oh, racial inheritance is just for fun! The ancestors will only tell you, ah, reproduce, reproduce -"

Xiaohuo rolled his eyes and acted funny.

"But there is no mention of feelings in the inheritance! Friendship! Family! Love!

They will not put all kinds of emotions in the inheritance. Maybe they think it is useless? Or do you want future generations to experience it for themselves? Xiaohuo doesn't understand. "

After a pause, Xiao Huo showed a funny face.

"But Xiao Huo knows that the relationship between boys and girls in love is, hehehehe..."

"Hey hey hey?"

The sloth looked confused: "What does that mean?"

"Ahem, no, it's not interesting!"

Xiao Huo said with a smile: "They are in the period of love, so it's best not to disturb them casually, hahaha."

"That's it..."

The sloth nodded thoughtfully, remembering the Little Fire Cult firmly in mind. Although the other person was young, he obviously understood the way of life in the human world better than he did.

"Then how long will their passionate love last?"

"This little fire doesn't know..."

Xiao Huo smiled like a cat stealing fish.