How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Qing Jiahuang scratched his face in embarrassment, his eyes evasive: "It's just, it's just... uh... haha..."

Hei Yang Hongli: "???"

"Just what?"

The two asked curiously.

"Oh, it's actually nothing..."

Qing Jiahuang waved his hand and said awkwardly: "Didn't I go to Yiyi's house first before Lianlian? Then Lao Jiu wanted to peek over the wall, but the result was..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched, thinking of the broken glass iron hooks his mother and father had built on the wall, and he understood instantly.

"that……"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li, who sneered twice: "My condolences and take care!"

Qing Jiahuang glanced at the two of them and sighed: "Alas..."

Qing Jiahuang, Hei Yang, Hong Li: "Alas..."

"But it doesn't matter actually. A senior disciple of Yaowang Sect helped to deal with it. In fact, it's not a big deal if we don't deal with it..."

Qing Jiahuang waved his hand and let out a sigh of relief: "Dad is about to recover from his illness. After resting for a while, he will be ready to go back. After all, important matters in the clan cannot be separated from him...

I will definitely have to follow him back then, but Lianlian will stay and let Yiyi take care of her.

Damn, no matter how big my sister gets, I still feel like a child. I am always a little worried about two naughty boys being attached to each other..."

"Oh my, my third uncle, you are all an old man."

Hei Yang waved his hand and spoke for his mother: "My mother is very gentle and reliable now. You didn't realize that I have been raised so big!"

"Yes, that girl is also a mother..."

Qing Jiahuang reacted and couldn't help but show a slightly melancholy expression. He was so careless that his baby cabbage was taken over by Hei Muguang.

"Black! Mu! Light!"

Qing Jiahuang's face turned dark, he gritted his teeth and clenched his fists: "Avoid me, right? If you can, just hide until I leave!"

Hei Yang and Hong Li: "..."

Looking at his third uncle who was constantly emanating black air, Heiyang Hongli slowly backed away in small steps and secretly left, leaving his third uncle to continue watching the little cabbage here!

"Walk faster, my father's debt will be repaid soon, and I will catch up and beat you..."

"Nonsense, I look a little more like my mother. Do you understand my natural favorability..."

"He seemed to be looking over."

"Ah, come on, hurry up, hurry up..."

"..."

"..."

Hei Yang Hongli turned back three times with each step and walked towards the distance with a vigilant look on her face, fearing that her third uncle would rush up and yell at Hei Yang, "You are the symbol of Hei Mu Guang's sin, accept the trial!"

Ahem...

Hei Yang Hongli didn't let out a long sigh of relief until he walked two streets away.

"It's scary. It's hard for an upright official to deal with household affairs, let alone his own business..."

Hei Yang touched his heart and said with lingering fear: "The world of adults is still so terrifying, and the intricate relationships are like the Book of Heaven..."

"What I'm more curious about is..."

Hong Li touched her chin and looked thoughtful: "Since the protection is so strict, how did the father-in-law steal the mother-in-law out in the first place?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang was stunned, frowned and guessed: "Could it be that it was really love at first sight?

My father's vision was blocked, so he walked over and looked at his mother, and then the call came? "

"My God, my vision is so stuck!"

Hong Li said speechlessly: "According to what you said, is that still called love at first sight? That's called long-planned planning!"

"Hey, that makes sense..."

Hei Yang groaned thoughtfully, but thinking that it would be impolite to talk about his parents behind their back like this, he shook his head again to get rid of the distracting thoughts - he could find an opportunity to ask in person in the future!

As long as I run fast, my parents’ slaps won’t hit my butt, hehe!

………

"Ha, we're the only ones left again, I'll just hook up!"

Hei Yang grinned, stretched out greatly, raised the arm that was holding Hongli's hand, hooked it around Hongli's neck, and put it on her shoulders, as if "brothers are good, we can share the same quilt" Cheerful look.

"What do you mean, where should we go now? Find a place to rest for a while?"

"Let's not talk about the ones that are there and those that are not. Don't press my shoulders too hard, or I won't grow taller!"

Hong Li snorted softly, jumped on the spot twice, rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, and said in a long voice: "Why are you taking a rest? Are you not going to do the task assigned by your mother?"

Hehe, I told you that you need my supervision, but my mother still didn’t believe it! "

"Are you okay now?"

Hongli said in a strange tone: "There are some people who just want to be lazy and fish out of sight as soon as Mom can't see them. Oh, how can such people exist? I don't understand, I really don't understand!"

"Hey, what do you think we should do?"

Hei Yang curled his lips and said, "We will go wherever you tell us to go. Are you satisfied?"

"Tsk, tsk, it seems like you can tell me something."

Hong Lixian glanced at Hei Yang, took out the list given by her mothers, took a casual look at it, and raised her eyebrows.

"This one, well, is a bit weird, no, I should say it's weird!"

"Elaborate."

When Hei Yang saw Hong Li reading the list, he took his hand back and stopped disturbing her. He just walked side by side with Hong Li, watching the people coming and going on the road with different expressions.

The one with a droopy face may have something to worry about at home, the one with a dark face seems to be going to catch his naughty child, and the one with a happy face may have a new child in the family?

As for those who are calm and relaxed, they are either retired elderly people with their children enjoying themselves as a family, or they are young unemployed people like Hei Yang...

Well, Hei Yang is no longer a vagrant, stop spreading rumors!

"Look, some of the other daily necessities in the list mom made are probably not for us. They are probably used up at home, so let us help carry some."

Hong Li looked down at the list, holding it in one hand and pointing with the other, without looking at the road - anyway, it would be fine if she walked slightly slanted and leaned on Hei Yang's shoulder.

"But here, luozidai, thrush ink, lipstick, makeup powder, rouge...

Um, what the hell, there is a parenthesis at the end, saying it is for reference only, follow what Xiaoli likes..."

Hong Li frowned: "Who is Xiao Li? Why don't I recognize you?"

"It's a stupid dog."

"Grass, Hei Yang, go and die!"

Hongli cursed and said speechlessly: "It's very strange. What do you mean by following my preferences? I don't even know what these things are."

"It's just cosmetics."

Hei Yang said casually: "I don't know exactly what it is for, but I can probably guess that it is for girls to dress up."

"Huh? For girls?"

Hongli frowned: "Then why should I buy it?"

"is it possible."

Hei Yang said leisurely: "Are you a girl?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli scratched her cheek and said speechlessly: "I don't use these things, why? You want me to apply them when I get married? Stop it!"

"Perhaps, in fact, our mothers asked us to buy this?"

Hei Yang guessed curiously.

"Come on, I don't even know where these things are sold. I'm not familiar with them."

Hongli sighed and waved her hand.

"Don't worry about this for now. Let's look at other things first. Well, what's the date today?"

"nineteen."

"Um?!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up and she suddenly said excitedly: "Is it already the 19th? Is it really true?"

"What's wrong?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li curiously: "Does the date mean anything to you?"

"No. 9! No. 19! No. 29!"

Hong Li raised her index finger solemnly and explained: "Except for February, the month of injustice, the ninth of every month is the day when new books are put on the shelves of the Innocence Bookstore.

And it is said that just today, the third volume of a book with a powerful thief () will be released. Do you know what it means? What a concept! "

"Well, one volume is not as good as the other, and the sequel will ruin the whole book...?"

"Fuck, although it is indeed possible, please don't be so cynical. I don't think it's easy to break down.

As long as you don't deliberately do anything stupid, I can still read it even if it's all about emotions! "

Hong Li grabbed Hei Yang's arm: "Let's go, come with me to buy books. We won't be able to get them if we're late!"

"Okay, okay, go, go, don't pull my collar..."

But speaking of Qingbai Bookstore, why does it sound so familiar to me? It shouldn’t be owned by Wuse’s family, right? "

"Nonsense, of course not. It's not like you haven't been with me before. Think again."

"Hmm...wait...could it be..."

"Ah, it was opened by the old gentleman who taught us how to read and write.

But you, Hei Yang, are the fastest graduating legend there, so it’s normal for you not to be familiar with him. "

"You can't say that. When I went to pick you up from school, I met the old man a few times. Wait, those somewhat inappropriate books of yours..."

"Hey, what the hell is that look in your eyes!"

Seeing Hei Yang looking at her with shocked eyes, Hong Li gritted her teeth and punched him, roaring angrily.

"Fuck, I must be doing underground transactions through secret channels, okay?

I'm so sick. Why don't I go to the teacher's bookstore to buy that stuff? You don’t want to live anymore, I still want to! "

"..."

"..."

Qing Jiahuang squatted on the tree with an expressionless face, looked at the little girl playing in the yard in the distance, and nodded.

"Very good, everything is fine!"

"Chirp!"

A bird landed on a person's head in the tree, the spring breeze was still chilly...

Chapter 299 The bookstore was very popular that day. The boss lit up a cigarette and talked about the past...

"boom!"

A huge wine jug slammed onto the stone table, and the vibration caused a few drops of wine to spill out of the spout.

"Oh my, Mo Guang Mo Guang, why are you working so hard? A lot of wine has been spilled!"