How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

A dwarf peach tree was carefully planted in a new secret place called the plantation.

Although it is still very short now, it is carrying a huge burden. Its branches are covered with the whole family of Heiyang Hongli. Ahem, it sounds like something is wrong...

Oops, don’t worry about it anyway, in a word, it is the hope of the whole family now!

Vitality Spirit Gathering Formation, Fuyao Controlling Wood Formation, Endless Life Spiritual Spring Formation...

The spiritual stones are buried in the surrounding soil, providing sufficient nutrition for the small flat peach to grow vigorously.

In front of the tree, two people and one otter were paralyzed.

Heiyang Hongli lies on his back, and the sloth lies on his side.

One glance at the wooden divination, ahem...

"I'm so exhausted..."

Hong Li didn't want to move at all, her eyes were dull: "It feels like I've lost half of my life, and my health bar is about to turn red!

I, Hongli, have not lived as delicately as this flat peach since I was born. It is a spiritual stone and a formation. It is obviously a tree, but why is it so delicate?

Look at the tenacious vitality of the grass pushing the big stone, and look at the tender look of your flat peach.

We are all plants. People have worked so hard and you can’t even grow your own. Don’t you feel ashamed? "

"Now, tell it so much..."

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "It can't understand it either, it doesn't even have any intelligence. Is this breed inherently devoid of intelligence...

Just like the peach orchard in mythology, all the fool trees are planted in it..."

"You don't need to ask me such profound questions."

Hongli was too lazy to think: "I'm just a Hongli, I can't give you the answer."

"Too……"

Hei Yang breathed a long sigh of relief and fell into silence.

"In this, in this life..."

The sloth was half dead and said: "I have never done so much work in my life. Well, it seems that I have never done any work in my life...

You two, you two are better off. In order to help you plant trees, I feel like I have exhausted all my exercise energy in the next life, the next life, and the next life! "

"Don't be embarrassed."

Hongli said quietly: "There is no reincarnation in the world, and you will not have a next life."

Sloth: "???"

She won't be able to deal with it all of a sudden.

"Forget it, I'm too lazy to talk about those weird questions..."

The sloth sighed and looked up at the peach tree: "Is this the thing I need to protect?"

"Hmm, indeed."

Hei Yang tilted his head and glanced at the thin branches of the peach tree, and couldn't help but complain: "But having said that, this peach tree hasn't grown up yet, and the branches are thin. I feel like it will make you uncomfortable if you sleep on it." ?”

"Well……"

The sloth was stunned for a moment, then said nonchalantly: "It's no problem, I don't pick a place to sleep."

"Sleep quality is very important!"

Hongli's tone was calm and she said, "Wait for us to bring you a small soft bed so that you can try out the warmth of the bed. Isn't it more comfortable than hanging on a branch?

Well, in just one second, you will fall in love with this feeling. From now on, you will be in bed and there will be no bed without you! "

"Ah this..."

The sloth showed his half-moon eyes: "It's so exaggerated.

Well, who knows where I am when I'm asleep, I don't feel it, I don't feel it! "

"Hey, are you an amateur at this?"

Hongli showed a disdainful expression: "Although you sleep longer than Hei Yang and I, you are far ahead in terms of quantity.

But in terms of quality, when it comes to sleeping methods and experience, you are far behind! "

"Ha, methods and experience are for the weak."

Faced with provocations in his professional field, Sloth never gives up: "Do you know the value of falling asleep instantly?

The weak can only survive in a specific environment, and as a strong person, how can he not sleep through mountains and seas of fire?

I have soaked in the lava pool, but then I was sprayed out together..."

"Abba, Abba, I don't care, what I said is right!"

"Hongli, you are so childish..."

"One thing to say, that's true."

"Heiyang, shut up!"

"oh……"

There was a sudden silence in the secret realm, and the two of them closed their eyes peacefully - who wouldn't fall asleep instantly?

[Your contract partner (Heiyang) has successfully integrated magical powers and been exiled, and has been promoted to the sixth level of the Golden Core. It has been synchronized. 】

………

"broken……"

Hongli walked out of the secret realm, looked at the stars in the sky, and couldn't help but rub her sleepy eyes: "When I woke up, my realm had broken through a small realm again, and I was a little closer to the period of transcending the tribulation. Hei Yang, you deserve to die. ah!"

"What does it have to do with me..."

Hei Yang followed Hong Li, closed the secret realm, and said speechlessly: "The magical power was fused by itself, and it accidentally reached the sixth level of the Golden Core. Moreover, you fused it, so can you blame me?"

"hateful!"

Hong Li gritted her teeth and said: "Next, no one is allowed to break through until we find a way to solve the tribulation period, do you understand?"

"Well, I'll try my best."

"Whatever you do! You promise!"

"Uh, I promise."

"you swear!"

"Uh, I swear..."

Hei Yang paused and showed his dead fish eyes: "By the way, what do I swear? I just swear? What is the oath?"

"Uh, let me think about it..."

Hongli raised her head and thought for two seconds, touched her chin, and nodded: "Well, I'll read one sentence, and you can follow it!

Now, please raise your right hand and swear an oath to me. "

"Okay, you say."

Hei Yang raised his right hand obediently.

Hongli: "Today, I, Hongli, take an oath here!"

Hei Yang: "Today, I, Hongli, take an oath here!"

Hongli: "..."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "Don't make me scold you."

Hei Yang: "Ahem, I understand."

Hei Yang: "I, Hei Yang, swear here today!"

"Until we find a solution to the problem of "not being able to go home and be happy after passing through tribulations and ascending to ascension", unless there are special circumstances, we will definitely not push up the realm!"

"Same as above."

"Huh? You are the same as me!"

"Ibid. I don't know how to count words!"

"Hey, that's a good reason. He's so gentle. I'll cry to death!"

Hong Li wiped away her moved tears and continued: "The long night is coming, I will not practice, enlighten, improve my realm, and refuse to involute!

I will enjoy a great youth, eat well, be lazy, be lazy, be indolent, addicted to food, eat, drink and have fun!

I am a lazy dog ​​in the dark and a salty fish at dawn!

I am a quilt to resist the cold, and I am a flat bed to face life!

I don't wake up at dawn, I sleep even at dusk and sunset!

I vow to dedicate my life and everything to the people and life I love, and I will never engage in unnecessary mental internal friction again!

It's like this today, every day! It's the same tonight, and it's the same every night! "

“Addicted to Seese!!!”

"What the hell..."

Green veins popped out on Hong Li's head, and he punched Hei Yang's head into the smoke. He gritted his teeth and said, "You just need to remember these four words, right?"

"Report! I also added three exclamation points!"

"climb!"

Hong Li snorted softly and stretched out a finger: "Anyway, don't let me see any more breakthroughs in the realm. If anyone breaks through the realm again, he will be punished by serving him for a month! You can do whatever you want without any complaints!"

"hiss!"

Hei Yang took a breath and couldn't help showing a shocked expression: "Sister Hongli, this is too cruel, how about we change the punishment?

For example, should I warm your bed for a month or something? "

"Haha, the punishment I mentioned is much wider than what you mentioned!"

Hong Li snorted softly and said firmly: "I just need to give strong medicine so that the other party can abide by it, otherwise the oath has no effect!

What's wrong, Hei Yang? Oh, you don’t dare, right? "

"Ouch, my little temper is really irritating me, isn't it?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I can tell you that according to the past rules, we have almost alternately integrated magical powers to advance.

I have just integrated a magical power, and it is still in a saturated state, so it will take some time to digest it.

Therefore, the chance of you being the next one seems to be higher! "

"Hey, stop scaring me!"

Hong Li waved her hand disdainfully: "As long as you don't think about it, don't use it, don't think about those magical powers, their experience bars will always be stuck there. How can they fuse on their own?

If you think about it, let alone the instant kill of Shenyin, that is an illegal operation.

Didn’t you realize the other shore with emotion after listening to the story of the sloth?

Nirvana was also accidentally merged when I saw that the plot was too intense.

The next exile is also a secret operation on my part. Ahem, it turns out that as long as neither of us acts like monsters, stops thinking wildly, and only thinks about some colored waste all day long, we will be invincible. Bar! "

"hiss!"

Hei Yang took a breath of cold air: "How could it be like this?"

"How's it going? It makes sense, right?"

Hongli looked at the dumbfounded Heiyang and smiled proudly: "I can't help it, our Hongli's head turns very fast, Bingxue is born smart.

Like a brainless Hei Yang, he is completely unable to clear his mind so quickly! "

[Your contract partner (Hong Li) has a lot of ideas, his smart brain is running wildly, and his magical powers and wisdom (purple) are being integrated. 】

[Supernatural wisdom (purple) is out of control, a massive amount of wisdom and ideas emerge in the mind, the comprehension is greatly enhanced, and the person enters the epiphany mode! 】

【Epiphany successful! Supernatural wisdom (purple) has been integrated]