How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Heiyang was poked by Hongli and swayed. He couldn't help but show his dead fish eyes and looked up at Hongli speechlessly: "But it looks scary from my angle. It feels like you can swallow me in one bite."

"Well, let me see..."

Hongli took the Poké Ball, touched a raised button, and pressed it lightly: "Is that so...ah!"

Almost at the moment of pressing the button, Hongli exclaimed, and instantly felt her arms sink. She looked down and saw Heiyang lying in her arms, staring at her with a dark face.

"Puchihahaha, sorry sorry..."

Hongli put Heiyang down, smiled and took back the Poké Ball: "Is this really purple quality? How come it looks like a toy, a mini version of Heiyang, hehehe..."

"Ah this..."

Heiyang showed an interested look on his face, and suddenly couldn't help but say: "How about I exchange the sack with you?"

"Ha, don't even think about it."

Hongli smiled proudly: "I can use this to play with you for several years, cough cough...

However, your sack is different. I have found a way to deal with it !"

"Ah?"

Heiyang showed a puzzled look, with a question mark on his head: "What method? I don't believe it!"

"Hehe, it's very simple."

Hongli stretched out her finger and said proudly: "Next time you put me in a sack, I will not resist directly. If I don't resist, you won't have any fun. If you don't have any fun, you will soon get tired of the sack!"

"Tired of the sack, right?"

Heiyang glanced at Hongli: "But there is still a person in the sack."

Hongli: "..."

"Stop talking nonsense, continue!"

Hongli snorted and didn't respond to Heiyang's words.

"Come on! Two consecutive shots!"

Props: Counterclockwise

Quality: Gold

Effect: One-time consumable, specify someone or somewhere to go back in time for 0-365 days.

Introduction: What is reversed is the past, what is changed is the future.

Props: Clockwise

Quality: Gold

Effect: One-time consumable, specify someone or somewhere, and speed up their time by 0-365 days.

Introduction: Speed ​​up! Speed ​​up!

"Hiss, what a high standard!"

Hong Li said: "Watch me!"

Item: No traitor, come with some ()

Quality: Purple

Effect: Don't worry, 10 t!

Introduction: Hey, why can't I mark them as purple? This is very precious in my eyes!

Item: There is a traitor, stop trading

Quality: Purple

Effect: Only effective for Yuanying level and below cultivators, offset one fatal attack.

Introduction: Heroes will not flee from the battlefield!

Hong Li: "..."

Ahem, I fainted too suddenly yesterday, and I didn't have time to leave my last words...

Chapter 313 Some friends are separated not because of conflicts, but because they hesitated after holding up the phone and thought: next time

"Ten t? What does it mean?"

Hong Li looked puzzled and held a black crystal about the same size as an ordinary spirit stone, looking at the item information description.

"Well, the instructions say that this is a prop that can store a lot of information. You can try to inject spiritual power to see the contents inside..."

"Children don't need to know too much!"

Heiyang suddenly stretched out his hand, expressionlessly, and snatched the black crystal while Hongli didn't react.

"It's confiscated. You are not allowed to touch the things inside."

After a pause, Heiyang added: "At least not now, let's talk about it in a few years, um."

"???"

Hongli looked at the empty palm with a question mark.

"No, Heiyang, what do you mean?!"

Hongli couldn't help protesting: "How can you be like this? You want to confiscate my things for no reason! What's inside?"

"Why ask so many questions."

Heiyang snorted lightly, exerted force with his hand, cough cough, he didn't want to crush it (crossed out) It was too hard to crush it.

Heiyang had no choice but to throw the crystal into the corner of the storage bag. Well, this was forced!

"I'm doing this for your own good!"

"Wow, you're not my mother, no, my mother doesn't say such things very often!"

"I'm your husband, how can I harm you if you listen to me!"

Heiyang reached out with a cold face and picked up Hongli. With a question mark on her face, he put her directly to her usual sleeping position, stuffed a pillow under her head, and pulled the quilt over her.

"Okay, the box is open, you are sleepy, it's time to go to bed."

"No, no, what's the connection!"

Hongli kicked the quilt with an unhappy look on her face, and said angrily: "It's fine if you don't tell me, but you use this method to force the topic to change, Heiyang, you keep me in suspense!"

"Ah, yes, yes, yes."

Heiyang reached out to the head of the bed and turned off the light: "You will understand later. If you really read it, I'm afraid we won't be able to sleep tonight."

"Huh? What?"

Hongli asked curiously: "Is the story inside too scary and you dare not sleep?

Or are you worried that the plot inside is too fascinating and you can't read it all night?"

"Hehe, why do you think that information storage must be text?"

Heiyang laughed, reached out and took Hongli into his arms, and couldn't help saying: "You are so cute."

Hongli: "???"

"You are scolding me? Who are you looking down on!"

"No, no, I really praise you."

"Ah ha?"

Hongli was holding back a lot of questions and wanted to know why Hei Yang suddenly confiscated her things, but no matter how she asked, the latter refused to let go and even said that he would tell her stories to coax her to sleep.

Oh, how old is she? Do you still think that Hongli is the little girl from before? Hei Yang is just telling stories...

"..."

"Hei Yang, Hei Yang? What happened next?"

Hong Li curled up in Hei Yang's arms and was listening to the exciting part, but found that Hei Yang suddenly lost his voice.

She was stunned for a moment, stuck her head out, and then saw Hei Yang sleeping peacefully.

"Hey, Hey Yang, wake up, finish telling this story before you go to sleep!"

Hongli gently pushed Hei Yang and said anxiously: "What happened next?

After Song Jiang has the Supreme Lord of the Rings given by Iron Man, can he beat the three Zeus brothers to unify the ninja world?

What the hell, don’t get stuck at the critical moment of the decisive battle! "

Hei Yang: "Zzzzzzz..."

"Ah, Xiaoli, don't make trouble, don't make trouble, go to sleep..."

Hei Yang drowsily stretched out his hand to push Hongli's head back and muttered: "We'll talk about it when we wake up."

"Well, how can I sleep like this..."

Hong Li curled her lips and thought of something. She rolled her eyes and quietly moved her little hands towards Hei Yang's waist, groping for the other person's storage bag.

"Humph, you won't let me see it, right..."

Hong Li murmured in a low voice: "Hei Yang can see it but Hong Li can't?

How can there be such a reason? Let me see where your storage bag is. It can be hidden..."

Hong Li frowned and groped for a long time, but couldn't find it. After thinking about it, she stretched her arm forward again, and suddenly her eyes lit up, and she touched it!

"Well, it's just..."

Hongli's expression suddenly froze: "Something doesn't feel right?"

"Xiao Li..."

Hei Yang opened his eyes helplessly and said weakly: "Do you know what you are doing? Do you really don't want to sleep tonight?"

"Huh? How...ah!"

Hong Li suddenly screamed in mid-sentence, her face instantly turned red, her hand retracted as if she was electrocuted, and her eyes closed.

"I'm going to bed, good night Black Yang, sweet dreams!"

"This girl..."

Hei Yang shook his head helplessly and smiled, gently kissed the girl's forehead, stroked the girl's waist-length hair, and hugged her to sleep slowly.

The wind started blowing in February, and at some point, it began to rain lightly outside the window.

The raindrops fell, gently passing through the barrier and falling in the small courtyard.

Hei Yang Hongli's home only blocks danger but not spring.

………

"Ah, does that mean you will be on stage tomorrow?"

In front of the mirror, Hong Li gently combed her wet hair.

On the table, Xingyun was chattering on the communication screen.

"Yes, yes, tomorrow is my first show!"

Xingyun couldn't hide the excitement on her face. She clenched her fists and punched the air viciously several times.

"Don't worry, Sister Hongli. Carrying the faith passed down by you, I will never lose this battle!"

Xingyun looked determined and said: "It is our duty to restore the glory of the Fire Department!"

"Ah, as long as you have confidence..."

Hong Li opened her eyelids in front of the mirror. Seeing that the whites of her eyes were almost bloodless, she let go of her hands with satisfaction.

She reached out and took the hot milk on the side, took a slow sip, and showed a happy expression of enjoyment: "Ah~ it feels so good!"

"Sister Hongli looks like she's in a good mood!"

Xingyun couldn't help but sigh when she saw Hongli's peaceful appearance.