How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Some took out real weapons from their storage bags, or rushed back to the house to rummage through the cabinets. Others pressed a mechanism on the sword in their hand, and it suddenly deformed with a click. The sword was beyond recognition and turned into other shapes. .

For a moment, among the ten disciples on the field, only two or three were left holding swords and looking stupidly at their fellow disciples around them, suddenly feeling that the world was so strange.

It's like ten brothers living in a dormitory. One day, three of the brothers were shocked to find that except for them, the remaining seven brothers didn't like the feeling of women, probably!

The elder looked at the dancing demons below and fell directly into the contemplation of life.

Is there a possibility that this rule may be reasonable? Otherwise, why not just restore the old system?

Hei Yang Hongli didn't notice anyway, so she turned around and went to find Master Gu Jian to ask about the situation outside.

As a result, Master Gu Jian was talking to them, his eyes lit up, and he fell into an epiphany.

She directly activated her technique, and a portal automatically appeared in the sky above the Traveling World, sucking Master Gu Jian out with a "swish".

Hei Yang Hongli's face turned pale with fright, fearing that she would be like Master Gu Jian in the future, without even a chance to leave a last word. That would be too scary!

As a result, when Hei Yang Hongli told several elders of Wuliang Sword Sect about this matter, they all showed envy and longing in their eyes, murmuring auspicious words, congratulating the sect master on achieving Zhengguo, and thinking about himself. When can I break through the Nascent Soul and become a tribulation transcender?

The appearance of those elders. Let Hei Yang Hongli know that asking any more questions would be asking for trouble. Their chatter almost turned the world into a paradise filled with birds singing and flowers fragrant.

Oh, if they hadn't seen what it was like outside, maybe they would have believed it!

The first time they saw it was when they accidentally opened the world wall while building a small secret realm, and the second time was when Gu Jian, the real person, ascended just now. They followed the door and looked outside. It was still pitch black, which frightened them and made them panic.

Thinking about the worst, they thought at least there were elders waiting outside before, but after they went out, they found that no one had gone anywhere and no seniors came to pick them up. What a loss. People are desperate!

Thinking of this, Hei Yang Hongli couldn't help but shudder. They would never allow that to happen!

…………

At the foot of Wuliangjianmen Mountain, Heiyang Hongli looked at Hongbutian and Zhao Zhuji holding hands with a look of disdain.

Hongli: "Hey, it's immoral!"

Hei Yang: "Oh, that's offensive!"

Hongli: "Hey, the world is getting worse!"

Hei Yang: "Hey, shameless!"

"Hey, hey, hey, that's enough for you!!!"

A bunch of tic-tac-toes popped up on Hong Buyian's head, pointing at Hei Yang Hongli who was hugging each other, and couldn't help but roared: "You two have the nerve to talk about us!"

"Huh?"

Hong Li looked up at Hei Yang who was holding her sideways, with a curious look on her face: "What's wrong with us?"

"have no idea."

Hei Yang looked down at Hong Li in his arms and shook his head: "I have no idea what Brother Butian is talking about."

Hong Butian: "..."

Zhao Zhuji: "..."

"Ahem."

Hongli jumped out of Hei Yang's arms, coughed twice, stood up on tiptoes and hooked Hei Yang's shoulders, and said calmly: "You are different from us.

We are an old couple, we have been in love for more than ten years, and now we are just cuddling, there is nothing excessive. "

"That's right!"

Hei Yang nodded and said with a serious face: "Look at you, we have known each other for less than five months.

In the end, they walked away hand in hand. Isn't that too much? "

"That's right, think about what Hei Yang and I were doing when we knew each other for five months!"

Hongli frowned and fell into memories.

[Brother Heiyang, tell me a story to make me sleep! 】

[Okay, okay, Xiaoli is obedient. 】

"Pfft, cough, cough!"

Hongli's face turned slightly red, but quickly returned to its original state. She coughed twice and waved her hands: "Anyway, that's not the key. The key is that you two are progressing too fast!"

"Indeed, the two of us have been together for almost one hundred and forty-four months."

Hei Yang counted on his fingers: "You two have been together in less than five months.

Rounding it off, that is to say, one day of yours is equivalent to thirty days of ours, and one month of yours is equivalent to our thirty months. "

"That is, if we continue to develop at your pace."

Hong Li stretched out a finger and answered with a solemn expression: "You will most likely get married before us!

Maybe when we get married you can hold three or four children and watch below! "

"That's right."

Hei Yang said with disdain: "Brother Bu Tian, ​​you will be an old man by then, who will ask you to be the best man!"

"???"

Hong Butian had a question mark: "No, what kind of calculation are you doing! Where is your math teacher now?"

"Oh, mortals really can't understand the wisdom of immortals."

Hei Yang sighed.

"Brother Butian is just an ordinary person with a mortal body after all."

Hongli sighed.

"Hey, hey, suddenly he's high and mighty again!"

Hong Butian rolled his eyes and waved his hand.

"Okay, okay, I know what happened between me and Zhuji surprised you, but there's no need for such a big reaction, right?"

"Actually..."

Hei Yang Hongli looked at each other and lowered his head in frustration.

"You guys are so efficient from the moment you realize you are in love to being together, it will make the two of us look like trash, okay!"

"Ha, if I had known that Hei Yang was so easy to deal with."

Hong Li gritted her teeth and clenched her fists and said unhappily: "Then I'm still confused. I should have captured him three or four years ago, right?"

"Ha, if I had known earlier that Hongli was so easy to fool."

Hei Yang said fiercely: "Then why am I still hesitating? As early as more than ten years ago..."

"Huh?!"*3

There were three looks at the suspect.

"Hey, hey, what's that look in your eyes!"

Hei Yang struggled and was tortured away: "I'm innocent. I didn't do anything bad. You can't take me away! Help! Help!"

The three of them breathed a sigh of relief as they watched Hei Yang being escorted away. Peace and tranquility were once again restored to the world.

"It's not what you think!"

Zhao Zhuji shook off Hong Buyian's hand and whispered with shame and anger: "Who, who would think of marrying such a rookie in the Qi refining stage!"

"I, I just..."

Zhao Zhuji gritted her teeth and said, "We are just good friends!"

"Oh ho ho?"

Hongli leaned over with a funny look on her face: "Do good friends hold hands?"

"No way?!"

Zhao Zhuji became angry from shame.

"Okay, okay, okay."

Hong Li chuckled: "Did your good friends follow you home to meet your parents?"

"Who, who wants to meet the parents?"

Zhao Zhuji angrily turned to look at the innocent-looking Hong Butian and stamped her feet: "I'm afraid that he will use the excuse of going home to visit relatives to slack off in his practice, so I follow him to supervise him, okay!"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hongli spread her hands.

"I'm afraid that he might slack off in his practice even if he sleeps in the middle of the night. I understand, I understand."

"no no!"

"Hey, classic!"

Hongli couldn't help but laugh out loud. She patted Zhao Zhuji and said earnestly: "Li is already here. Wasn't he as tough-talking as you at the beginning? What happened?"

"The result...the result..."

Zhao Zhuji shrank her neck and said weakly: "What will be the result?"

"What's the result anyway?"

Hong Li pulled Hei Yang, who had just escaped from prison, into her arms and took a deep breath.

"You will find out, wow, Black Sun really smells good!"

"Ah~~~"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and twitched all over.

"..."

Zhao Zhuji looked at Hong Li who seemed to be sucking in the yang energy, turned her head with a dark expression, and said quietly: "I will never become like that even if I die."

"It's not up to you..."

Hong Li floated over with a mysterious look on her face and smiled sadly: "Since ancient times, women have always had a hard time with handsome men. I...ah!"

"OK OK."

Hei Yang pulled Hong Li back, ignoring the other person's protest as he rubbed his head and looked in the direction of Five Color City.

"Let's go back first. Don't leave it here to feed the mosquitoes."

"Hmm, Xiaoyang is right."

Hong Butian nodded, watching Hei Yang carrying his sister, and subconsciously stretched out his hand to imitate.

"Um?!"

Zhao Zhuji glanced sideways at Hong Butian.

"..."

Hong Butian bent his outstretched arm, scratched his face, and said with a sneer: "Hahaha, look at the bite on my face."

"puff……"

Zhao Zhuji couldn't help but smile, turned her head and stretched out her hand, looking at Hong Butian: "Huh?"

"!!!"

Hong Butian's eyes lit up, and he held hands directly, feeling that his soul floated away along his arms.

In the woods, two couples were walking side by side, one behind the other.

It seems that he is walking very slowly, but the surrounding environment is changing rapidly.

"whispering sound……"

Hong Li glanced back secretly, revealing her dead eyes: "Look at their faces, they look like they have never seen the world."

"That's right!"

Hei Yang nodded in agreement, also showing his dead eyes: "Let's see how happy we will be just by holding hands. Two love brains are totally out of our minds!"

"It's true!"

…………