How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

What, I’m not even a human being now? !

What, I still have something to ask for? !

That’s okay!

The great elder immediately retracted his idea of ​​scolding them and continued to choose to be deaf, blind and mute.

Again, it was only when the great elder saw these two that he realized how good Hong Butian was.

Alas, alas, alas!

"Hey, senior Piao Piao, over there, over there."

Heiyang pointed to a certain direction in the yard and explained: "Did you see it? It's right in front.

That’s where I’m going to pinch your face, no, I’m going to reshape your body! "

"uh-huh."

Hongli nodded and said quietly: "Also, elder, you have a sick friend there, well, to be precise, he is a sick horse friend."

"Ah, this old man has heard about it."

The elder Piao A Piao said that he had done his homework in advance and knew that the body being reshaped there was a big horse that had a good relationship with these two people. The elder had also heard its sad story.

Although the Great Elder's entire physical body was gone, he still felt that he was much luckier than that child.

There is still a difference between not having some things together and not having some of them!

For example, if three or four cards are dropped from a pile of playing cards, the entire soul of the playing cards will no longer be perfect!

"But, I wonder how he is doing now?"

The Great Elder asked curiously: "How far have you gone to rebuild your physical body?

Having said that, his partial remodeling should be simpler than Laochan's full update, right? "

"Who knows."

Hong Li spread her hands and said in a lazy tone: "No matter which one was easy or difficult before, after my Hei Yang's operation, the difficulty is almost the same now."

"???"

Question marks appeared on the head of the great elder: "How do you say this?"

"Hei Yang didn't pay attention. Instead of reshaping his body, he ruined his whole body."

Hong Li rolled her eyes, showing a horrified expression, and said quietly: "At that time, the scene was extremely bloody and miserable. Hei Yang dug out bones one by one from the piles of rotten meat, and then...ah!"

Hong Li covered her head, hummed softly, shut up obediently, and looked at the great elder.

got it?

All I can say is that I understand everything. If I continue to talk about it, I will be useless. The information at that time has been almost deleted, and only I, Hongli, know about it.

However, the interests are related, so shut up, shut up.

"Uh, senior Piao Piao, don't listen to Hongli's nonsense, tampering with facts, artistic processing, and lies!"

Hei Yang stretched out his hands from behind Hong Li and grabbed both sides of Hong Li's face. He kept pulling and pulling, and said through gritted teeth: "She is a person who must listen to what she says dialectically, otherwise she will lead her into the ditch sooner or later."

"Uh-huh, hahaha, uh-huh, even if it's the dark power of your Black Sun, uh-huh..."

Hongli slurred her lines of resistance with passion: "I, Hongli, won't give in, oh, oh, oh, give in, I won't give in!"

"Hoo!"

Hongli suddenly shrank her head, emerged from the claws of Black Sun, and laughed loudly: "I still have to use my strong will to reveal...ah!"

"boom!"

"alright."

Hei Yang picked up Hong Li, who was lying on the ground with a big swollen and smoking head, and was unconscious, and fixed him in his arms. He turned to look at the great elder and said quietly: "Now our biggest trouble has been solved. , let’s start the operation!”

"Ah, wait, wait..."

The Great Elder's soul trembled for a while, with a panic expression on his face: "I think I still have to make some mental preparations. Is it a bit rash to go directly..."

"ah?"

Hei Yang said speechlessly: "What's so rash about this? The successful example is right in front of us.

If I can succeed the first time, I can naturally succeed the second time!

And practice makes perfect, the second time with experience will definitely be more reliable than the first time! "

"Well, that seems to be true..."

The great elder was stunned for a moment, looking at the gray fog getting closer and closer, feeling panicked in his heart.

"Speaking of which, can I meet with the patients first, exchange experiences about the illness, comfort and encourage each other, and strengthen my confidence in recovery and discharge?"

"That makes sense!"

Hei Yang nodded and said with deep understanding: "The patient's emotions are also something that needs special attention during treatment."

"Now that you've said so and are so enthusiastic, it would be rude of me if I didn't let Dama come over and chat with you."

Hei Yang waved his hand at Gray Fog and shouted: "Hey, Dama, I'm bringing you another patient who is reshaping his body. Come out and get to know each other."

"Creak, creak, creak..."

A moving sound sounded that made the elder's teeth ache, and he had a vague premonition in his heart.

The great elder turned his head to look, and immediately froze on the spot without moving.

He saw what a big lump of horse... Sike!

"what is that?"

The Great Elder swallowed hard and looked at the horse-shaped ancient god in front of him, whose skin, flesh, and tendons were intertwined and hanging loosely on his body, with his internal organs and bones exposed and dripping with blood.

He couldn't help but stammered: "Don't tell me, this is the patient!"

"Hahahaha, it's impossible, it's impossible, what am I thinking!"

The great elder laughed out loud. He knew what his patient looked like. He was just an ordinary tall horse.

"I know, it must be because the extraterritorial evil has invaded your yard. This is the extraterritorial evil, isn't it?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Dama: "..."

"To be honest, I didn't know for a moment whether you were a black horse or a black devil from outside the territory."

Hei Yang sighed and walked over to comfort Dama: "Brother Ma, don't mind. You will be fine soon. This is how he is recovering."

"Creak, creak, creak."

Da Ma turned his head to look at Hei Yang, his eyes rotating 360 degrees, and finally closed his eyelids peacefully.

Anyway, he didn't care anymore, it was just a show. If Hei Yang felt that he wouldn't be embarrassed by looking like this, then he would get Hei Yang married like this.

"Ahem, this is not fun!"

Hei Yang sneered a few times, holding Hongli in one hand, and applying layer after layer of gray mist to Dama's body with the other.

"Don't think too much, we will surprise everyone when the time comes!

Brother Ma, buddy, in this life, no, in two lifetimes, no, there will only be one wedding forever, and this must not be left unattended!

Ah, don't worry, I will definitely give you a good job! "

Dama didn't say anything and started to hang up to recover blood.

"Ahem, good job!"

Hei Yang gave Dama a thumbs up, looked back at the elder who wanted to run away quietly, and showed his dead eyes: "Hey! Where to escape?!"

"!!!"

The Great Elder's soul trembled, and his eyes blurred, and Black Yang appeared in front of him.

"That, that..."

The great elder still wanted to struggle.

"Hmph, stop talking nonsense. You have to agree whether you agree or not today."

Hei Yang sneered: "If you just walk out of this yard like this, I will never be done with you!"

"That's not the case..."

The great elder said weakly.

"Ha, you think I am willing to hold my wife in my arms instead of running into the house, and instead chat with you here!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes angrily.

"Come on, don't talk about those who have it and don't have it. Don't worry, there will be no problem. Malaysia is still in the recovery period."

"I'll just tell you the truth."

Hei Yang snorted softly: "You will be like Da Ma in a few days. This is the only way.

But don’t worry, after a few days, the skin and flesh will be firm, the internal organs will be in place, and the blood will be circulating. It will be the same as new from the factory, and there will be no trace of renovation at all! "

"Why do I sound like a second-hand person..."

The great elder complained silently, raised his arm, pointed at his face, and said quietly: "Then you don't want to restore my original appearance 100%, but at least give me a human appearance. Isn't this request too much?"

"It's not too much at all, it's not enough as it is!"

Hei Yang waved his hand and said proudly: "This will be your true form at that time. The art of change cannot change the essence, so I must give you a good-looking one, and you can't live long!"

"Well……"

The great elder was stunned for a moment and said weakly: "Then just make it look like what you did when you were young, right?"

"no problem!"

Hei Yang nodded and stretched out his hand.

"Tell me what you looked like when you were young. Bring me the photo and let me see it."

"Well, I didn't have a memory stone at that time..."

The great elder explained: "But I can roughly describe it."

"Well……"

Hei Yang frowned: "Describe..."

"Me me me!"

Hong Li, who was in Hei Yang's arms, finally couldn't help but speak out. She looked up at Hei Yang and said expectantly: "Let him describe it, and I'll paint his portrait. Hei Yang, just follow it!"

"ah!"

The great elder's eyes lit up: "What a great idea!"

"That's a good idea. Do you think that all the ladies in that family are proficient in music, chess, calligraphy and painting?"

Hei Yang replied to the great elder, and when Hong Li struggled, he closed her eyes again and said softly.

"Xiaoli, be good, don't make trouble. Let's sleep in daddy's arms and then we'll go back to the house."

"Wow! Who are you looking down on!"

Hong Li jumped out of Hei Yang's arms and pointed at herself.

"Hongli, there is nothing I can't do. Is there anything more difficult than cooking?

I have overcome cooking, am I still afraid of anything else? Feel free to come over here! "

Hei Yang: "..."

Great Elder: "..."

"walk slowly."

Hei Yang took out the paper and pen and handed them to Hong Li: "You can do it."

"ha!"

Hong Li smiled proudly: "Let's go!"