How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Well, let me think about how many maps we have changed."

Hongli poked her upper lip with her finger and raised her eyes as she thought.

"First is the Five Color City where the dream started, then the Five Elements Sect in the Five Elements City, and Hei Yang. You went to the royal capital.

I have also been to snow-capped mountains, the sea, and the underworld.

I went to my grandma’s house during the Chinese New Year.

We stayed at home almost all the time, and except for a trip to Wuliangjianmen, we didn't go out much. "

"Speaking of which, can the snow-capped mountains and sea be considered a map change?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but retorted: "Just stay there for a day or two, basically fight monsters, and then come back.

This is not called changing the map, this is just taking the time to enter a secret realm copy! "

"Okay, get rid of these two."

Hong Li retracted her two fingers and raised her brows.

"That's wrong to say! According to the standards you mentioned...

Wuliangjianmen, Royal Capital, Underworld, Grandma’s House, and even Five Elements City, these don’t count as changing the map! "

"What's wrong with this?"

Hei Yang pointed to his side and hummed: "We were in Five Color City at first, and now we are still in Five Color City!"

"Yes..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, lowered her head and whispered: "We have always been active in Five Color City."

"If you think about it..."

Hongli shed tears of noodles: "Our social circle is so small!

Although I said before that the entire cultivation world will give us some face.

But giving face is giving face, and we don’t seem to know each other very well.

Woohoo, I am Li, a mountain girl with long hair and little knowledge! "

"Ah, but considering the invitations sent out, I feel like a lot of people will come."

Hei Yang was in a daze: "So many people are coming to celebrate our wedding. It makes me feel so moved. Unknowingly, there are already so many people who care about us."

"Indeed..."

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, closed her eyes, shook her head, spread her hands and sighed, smiling slightly: "It can be considered that these more than ten years have not been all in vain!"

"But will so many people come..."

Hong Li imagined that scene and was equally astonished: "So many people are watching! If you think about it..."

Hong Li's face was flushed, she held her chin in her hands and smiled: "I'm still a little embarrassed and a little shy, hehe."

The two of them laughed in a daze, falling into a beautiful longing for the future.

………

"Hoo, Xiao Huo is back^O^/!"

Xiaohuo opened the door and walked into the house with a smile on her face. A Quack lay on her shoulder.

"Hoo, Xiaoyun is back too!"

Xingyun followed closely behind, carrying a big bag and a small bag, looking like he had a great harvest.

"Brother Heiyang, sister Hongli, look what good things we have bought?"

"Ah, Hong Ling is back too."

Hongling gently closed the door, and her family, He Xiaoli, went to play in the mountains.

"I mean, there are storage bags. Do you have to carry big and small bags every time you go shopping?"

Hong Ling couldn't help complaining about Xing Yun and said: "How can anyone let it go for convenience and insist on causing trouble for themselves?"

"This is how you feel! Otherwise it would look weird to leave empty-handed!"

"Ah, false sense of ceremony."

Hong Ling rolled her eyes and whispered: "Go back and get a notebook to write it down.

As the head of the Hong family, I cannot allow this false and exquisite sense of ritual to appear in my family.

It is better to be pragmatic and avoid extravagance and waste. "

"How can it be so one-size-fits-all!"

Xingyun retorted: "Isn't Brother Heiyang, Sister Hongli and their wedding just for a sense of ceremony?"

"Oh, the three of them have enough to eat and the whole family is not hungry. How can they care about this?"

Hong Ling complained bitterly: "When you are not a householder, you don't know how expensive firewood and rice are. I am in charge of hundreds of people, how can I be like them?"

"Well, that's it..."

Xingyun turned to look at Hei Yang Hongli, who was looking at each other at the table, and couldn't help but sigh: "Although I have never thought about love.

But seeing Sister Hongli's cute appearance, I suddenly felt that if I could find the right person, it would be great to have a sweet love! "

"Aha? What are you thinking about?"

Hong Ling showed her dead eyes and said resentfully: "Auntie, let me remind you, don't get close to men, it will bring misfortune!"

"Huh?"

Xingyun had a question mark on her head.

"Ah, what the hell!"

Hong Ling snorted softly, and a pointer appeared in her hand. She knocked on the blackboard behind her and said, "As an elder, it seems necessary for me to tell you the stakes involved. Don't take it to heart. This is terrible." It’s all the experience of people who have been there!”

"Especially you, Xingyun, you are so stupid that you might be deceived by others at some point!"

Hong Ling turned to look at Xiao Huo again and snorted: "And Xiao Huo, education needs to start from childhood, so don't take it seriously.

I think your mother fell into the trap when she was only four years old! "

"Ah, grandma, please stop spreading rumors!"

Xiao Huo spoke for his father: "Dad already said that at that time we were just acquaintances, just acquaintances!

The relationship between them only reached this point after a series of accumulations! "

"Ha, you are just as easy to fool as your mother!"

Hong Ling hummed softly: "Do you believe whatever others say?

You meet a brat on the road and say to you: Do you want to meet this little beauty?

Do you think he really just wants to get to know you? "

"Ah this!"

Xiao Huo was struck by a bolt from the blue and turned into bean eyes: "Could it be said, could it be said, how could it be possible!"

"Ha, how can the knowledge inherited from Li Huohe be enough!"

Hong Ling pointed at Hei Yang and showed dead fish eyes.

"If you think that all men are harmless like your father, there will be a big problem.

Your mother is also lucky to have met her perfect match!"

"Otherwise, like her..."

Hong Ling glanced at Hong Li who was smiling slightly, holding her face with both hands and looking infatuated.

Hong Ling waved her hands in front of Hong Li, and then waved in front of Hei Yang, without any reaction.

Rolling her eyes, Hong Ling looked at Xiao Huo and others, and spread her hands: "Hmm? See, with your mother's love brain, what if she meets someone other than Xiao Yang, but a despicable villain?"

"Ah this..."

Xiao Huo showed a shocked expression, and fell into thought with a serious face.

"No, no."

Xing Yun waved her hands, looked at Hong Li and Hei Yang who were looking at each other, and couldn't help but smile.

"If you ask me, it's not because Sister Hongli is in love that she's with Brother Heiyang."

Xingyun nodded confidently: "Well, it's because Sister Hongli is with Brother Heiyang that it's like this, okay!"

"And..."

Xingyun looked at Hongli with admiration, her eyes sparkling: "Sister Hongli is really smart.

In fact, she can see people very clearly, but she's just too lazy to say it. She knows who can get along with whom and who can't."

"For example, Xingyun!"

Xingyun patted herself proudly: "Sister Hongli knew that this kid didn't have any bad intentions and could get along with him!"

"..."

Hongling had a row of black lines on her head: "I feel that all the preparatory words you said before were just to praise yourself, right!"

"Hehehe."

Xingyun smiled embarrassedly.

"Okay, okay, there's no harm in learning more!"

Hongling knocked on the blackboard and pointed at Gaga who wanted to run away.

"Gaga, come and learn too, so you don't become a bad guy in the future!"

"Gaga?!!"

…………

About ten minutes later, Heiyang and Hongli finally came back to their senses.

"Ah, it's time for the next step."

Hongli shook her head and looked down at the map on the table...map?

"Huh? Where's my map?"

Hongli looked at Heiyang with a question mark.

"Where is it?"

Heiyang pointed to the side with dead fish eyes.

Hongli looked in the direction of her hand, and then she saw Hongling hanging a map on the blackboard and pointing at it with a pointer.

Below, Xingyun, Xiaohuo and Gaga, three little guys, sat in a row, listening to Hongling's lecture seriously.

"Did you see it?"

Hongling pointed to a certain place on the map with a pointer, her eyes sharp.

"Here! Here! And here!

The guys who often come in and out here are probably not good people!

Also in this kind of alley, there will always be people gambling and playing cards. You can find out if you check.

And here, here, this is not okay either. This is not a place for decent people. Here..."

"Hey, I say..."

Hongli floated over with dead fish eyes, patted Hongling on the shoulder, and said in a flat tone: "So, auntie, why do you take our map? We have something important to use."

"Huh?"

Hongling raised her eyebrows and looked at Hongli: "You have something important to use, but I don't?

Besides, what important things can you do later?

What important things can be more important than educating children about safety knowledge and not talking to strangers!

Ah? What if the child is abducted by human traffickers because of this education class, who will be responsible? Can you be responsible!"