How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"hey-hey."

Hong Li chuckled and pointed out the window: "Look there, look there."

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang looked at the two heads sticking out of the window. He couldn't laugh or cry and he and Hong Li came to his parents who were peeking through the window and listened to their conversation.

"Move over there, Mu Guang, you're squeezing me."

"There are only such a big window in total. How can I move it a little bit? Just make do with it."

Hei Muguang ignored his wife's roll of his eyes, looked at Hei Yang in the room, frowned and said, "What do you mean our Xiaoyang is writing and drawing with a pen and a notebook?

If you give something as sharp as a pen to a child like this, what if it hurts you? "

"Then our child finally asks for something. Can I, the mother, not give it to him?"

Qing Yiyi curled her lips in grievance. Eighteen years ago, she was not much older than Hongli.

She stared at her sweetheart, who had been pregnant for ten months, and whispered: "Muguang, I'm so worried about Xiaoyang, he looks very unhappy.

Doesn't Xiaoyang not want to come to the world and meet his parents? "

"How could it happen? Don't think too much about it."

Hei Muguang still looked confident.

"Xiaoyang will be fine for sure. He is our two children and must have inherited all our advantages!"

"What if we inherit our shortcomings?"

"Ah this..."

"Ah, Hei Yang when he was a child..."

Hongli held her chin with one hand and looked at Hei Xiaoyang's face carefully in the room. The corners of her mouth curved up and she couldn't help but said: "It's so cute, so cute. Hei Yang, when will you change back to a child and let me play with you?" Have fun!"

"For your idea, the traveling world has its own rules."

Hei Yangxian turned to Hongli and rolled his eyes: "We don't know each other at this time."

"That……"

Hongli turned to look in the direction of her home and said with a smile, "Want to see Xiao Hongli?"

"Um."

Hei Yang nodded, and the scene in front of the two changed again.

A little loli sat on the edge of the doorstep, her hands hanging by her side and kicking her legs out of boredom.

Sometimes I look at the people coming and going on the street in the distance, and sometimes I look up at the birds in the sky. My shining eyes blink, seemingly full of curiosity about the world.

But when a group of children ran past merrily on the street, the little Loli shrank her head as if she was frightened. After returning to the door frame of her yard, she covered her face with her hair and pretended to be dead.

"Hahahahahaha, so cute."

Hei Yang was amused: "So you have been a fool since you were a child. Sure enough, it's not all my fault."

"Hey, you are laughing at such a young girl, Hei Yang, do you have any conscience?"

Hong Li gave Hei Yang a backhand fist, approached Hong Xiaoli, and looked at her with excitement.

"What is natural beauty? Look, we have been cute since we were young!

Hey, little girl, sister, there is some candy here, do you want to eat it?

Don't want to eat? Then sister will take you to the amusement park! hey-hey. "

"Good sister, good sister Hongli, be normal."

Hei Yang wordlessly pinched the back of Hong Li's neck, causing the latter's whole body to tremble: "What do you mean by being sick against your past self?

It's a good thing that Xiao Hongli can't see me, otherwise it would have left a psychological shadow. "

"Ahh~"

Hong Li's voice was trembling: "Hei, Hei Yang, please let go of me first..."

"uh-huh."

Hei Yang snorted softly, retracted his hand, and stretched out his arm skillfully. Hong Li fell into his arms unsteadily, raised her head and looked at Hei Yang with an aggrieved face: "Bad guy."

"hey-hey……"

Hei Yang chuckled and said nothing.

"Well, what's wrong? What's the matter?"

Hong Li glared at Hei Yang with dead fish eyes, and said unhappily: "This is me, who doesn't love yourself? Who doesn't want to be narcissistic? It's normal!"

"Ah, yes, yes, it's normal, so normal!"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes, walked to Hong Xiaoli, and looked around worriedly.

"Speaking of which, are your parents so comfortable letting you sit alone on the doorstep?

What if a personal trafficker suddenly shows up and kidnaps you in a sack? "

"Hey, this is Five Color City, our territory is okay."

Hongli looked like a village bully and rolled her eyes: "The traffickers kidnapped me this morning and I have to eat my head at noon. The same goes for you."

"Ah this..."

Seeing Hong Li's expression of "Someone above us is a bit arrogant", several black lines were drawn on Heiyang's head.

"So are I watching you?"

"Ah, I vaguely remember..."

Hongli pointed to the intersections of the surrounding streets: "Over there, over there, and over there, almost all the roads leading to my house, there are people sent by my father at the intersections.

The euphemistic name is maintaining public order, but in fact we understand everything. "

"Phew, that's good."

Hei Yang wiped his sweat and breathed a long sigh of relief: "It's so thrilling, Xiaoli.

Sure enough, if you are not with me, you may be in danger at any time! "

"hehe……"

Hong Li sneered and turned towards Hei Yang.

"You are the biggest danger. Xiao Hongli will encounter the biggest disaster in her life when she is four years old."

"Hey, you're going too far."

"How did it go?"

Hong Li grabbed her hair, squatted down, and pointed at Hong Xiaoli's shining eyes: "Look here!"

"Um?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows.

"Look here again!"

Hong Li pointed at her dead fish eyes without highlights.

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang's eyes were blank: "It's this kind of thing. It's something you and I agree on. How can you blame Hei Yang entirely, right?"

"Yeah yeah."

Hongli sighed in a long voice, and touched Xiao Hongli's head.

"It's great, Xiao Hongli, you are still so young and still have a lot of wonderful childhood.

She can still be held in her arms by her mother and act like a spoiled child, and her father can chase her around the yard with a bowl to feed her.

Ha, how wonderful, Xiao Hongli, that you can still experience the more than ten years of knowing and falling in love with Hei Yang.

Just like my mother said, cherish your time as a child and grow up slowly. "

"I can also hold you in my arms and let you act like a baby."

Putting his hands around Hongli's waist, Hei Yang said softly: "If you want, I can feed you with a bowl."

"Ha, that's too silly. I'm not a child anymore."

Hong Li smiled and thought: "Hei Yang, do you think that when we get married, will we be holding hands and looking at it with smiles many years later?"

"Ha, then who knows."

Hei Yang smiled and continued walking with Hong Li.

They walked to the maple leaf forest again, this time the maple leaves were red and romantic.

"Oh ho ho ho, a historic moment."

Hongli watched excitedly as Xiao Hongli walked towards Hei Xiaoyang, and couldn't help but pat Hei Yang next to her.

"Hei Yang, look, look, the leaders of Lazy Dog Country and Salted Fish Country successfully met!"

"No, I have to record this scene..."

Hong Li hurriedly rummaged around her body and suddenly took out a picture stone.

Aiming at the camera, the screen was empty.

"Well……"

Hongli thought for a while and slapped the photo stone: "Bai Ju!"

The photo stone suddenly became blurry, and then returned to its normal appearance.

"Well, let me take a look..."

Hong Li pointed the image stone, and two little figures suddenly appeared on the screen!

"Yo ho! Black sun, black sun, black sun, look at it!"

Hongli yelled and pulled Heiyang, and with excitement on her face, she patted Xiao Hongli and Heiyang randomly.

"Taking secret photos of myself doesn't count as taking secret photos. I want to take out the photos and hang them in the bedroom, oh ho ho ho ho!"

"It is indeed a memorable scene..."

Hei Yang bent over slightly to watch, and also couldn't help but sigh: "Don't say we've known each other since childhood, most ordinary couples probably don't have photos of the first time they met.

Thinking about it this way, it is indeed special and worthy of commemoration! "

"Ha! There's something even more special!"

Hongli led Heiyang and trotted all the way, and the person outside the painting came to the painting of flaming maple forest.

"What is a diary?"

On the big rock, Xiao Hongli sat gently next to Hei Xiaoyang, kicking her legs wildly.

She curiously wanted to see Hei Xiaoyang's diary, but her face wrinkled.

"Yeah, there are so many unknown words."

"When you go to school, you will all know each other."

Hei Xiaoyang continued to lower his head and whispered: "It is bad behavior to peek into other people's diaries.

Hongli led Hei Yang to the stone and walked behind the boulder. When she heard Hei Xiaoyang's words, she couldn't help but look at Hei Yang.

"Look, what are you looking at me doing?"

Hei Yang looked away guiltily.

"Ha, ha, ha, it's bad behavior to peek into other people's diaries."

Hong Lipi looked at Hei Yang with a smile: "Double standards, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang blinked and said nothing.

"Okay, then I won't watch it."

Xiao Hongli curled her lips, looked at the silent Hei Yang, and peeked at the other person's diary again, but the latter turned around and blocked her. She was so angry that she puffed her cheeks and looked aggrieved. She thought that she was indeed being unreasonable, and she was dejected. The floor is leaking.