How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Hoo, ho, ho..."

Hold your chest, calm down, stay calm!

Hongli took a deep breath and couldn't help but roll on the bed to vent the restlessness in her heart.

Great, hold on!

Hong Li curled her lips. As expected of her, she could maintain a calm demeanor no matter what happened!

As for the woman who was jumping up and down just now...heh, that must be an illusion!

Very good, just keep this calm rhythm, just like usual, slowly...

[Hongli: Black Yang! 】

[Heiyang: Huh? What's up? 】

[Hongli: Waste! 】

[Hei Yang:? 】

[Hongli: Ah, no, no, I mean...]

[Hongli: This is rubbish! 】

[Hei Yang:? ? ? 】

[Hongli: No, no, listen to me...]

"Fuck, did Hei Yang kick me in the head? I'm not emotionally coherent anymore!"

Hongli felt that her whole head was numb: "No, Hongli, hold on! Think about those sad things quickly, such as...

For example, if you were fine at home and suddenly fell off a cliff and lived a savage life for a month, or you were suddenly caught in the Five Elements Sect and forced to practice, or you were burned to death before you even read the comics you just got..."

"Fuck! This is so sad!"

Thinking of those painful memories, the expression on Hongli's face slowly disappeared, her eyes gradually lost their highlights, and her heart regained peace.

She breathed a sigh of relief: "I feel better!"

[Heiyang: Hey, Hongli, what do you mean? It’s outrageous to scold me suddenly so early in the morning! 】

[Hongli: Is it weird? If you practice one hour less than me, shouldn't you be called a waste? 】

[Hei Yang: I can still spare twelve hours to practice while on the road, which is pretty good! 】

[Hei Yang: As early as an hour ago, we had already checked out of the room and started on the road again. Now we are eating some solid food for breakfast while we are on the road. 】

[Hei Yang: Do you think everyone is like you, lying comfortably in the room and eating and drinking whenever you want? 】

[Hongli: No, you are just slandering me. Didn't I tell you that I haven't been out for three days? I'm not what you thought of, right? 】

[Hongli: Although I have been here for a while, I have only been to the Zongmen cafeteria once or twice. Most of the time, I survived on small snacks begged from my aunt. 】

[Hei Yang:? 】

[Hei Yang: Why, isn’t the food in the cafeteria delicious? 】

[Hongli: I think it’s okay. The key is that I’m too lazy to move and don’t want to walk to the canteen. 】

[Hei Yang: I am lazy, who can I blame? 】

[Hongli: Uh-huh, did you meet me on the first day? 】

[Hei Yang: Ah, this is true! 】

[Hei Yang: But it’s better to eat something. Although I can refine my spiritual power to replenish myself, I still haven’t reached the state of complete inescapism after all. 】

[Hongli: I’m eating, I’m eating. 】

Hongli yawned and subconsciously stretched her hand to the bedside to get snacks...

"Eh?"

Hongli turned her head stiffly, only to find that the place where there should have been a lot of snacks was empty. She only grabbed a handful of air!

Who stole all her snacks?

Hongli sat up suddenly and fell into thinking. These snacks seemed...

oh! She ate it herself!

That’s okay!

"well."

Hongli sighed, put on her white socks, jumped out of bed gently, and put on her shoes.

The robe that looked like pajamas changed into a white short-sleeved shirt and black shorts with his thoughts.

He pulled off the gray-blue coat hanging on the wall and put it on his body, with the hem reaching past his knees.

He combed his hair straight, walked to the door and bumped his knees.

"Click!"

The door opened in response, and dazzling light shone into the room, making Hongli unable to open her eyes for a while.

"Well, why can the sun even shine in here?"

Hong Li looked up at the sky speechlessly: "We are obviously in a small world...wait a minute, is there any common sense in the world of cultivation among the basic information for getting started?

Hmm, it seems to say that "the sun shines on the three thousand worlds", so what is the principle, I don't understand..."

Just like living on the earth, one does not perceive that the earth is a sphere. Although Hongli lives in a small world made of flames, Hongli does not feel any difference from the outside world when walking.

Well, just pretend that you can't see the silhouettes of people passing through the red clouds in the sky from time to time!

There is no need to lock the courtyard door. This residence is bound to the disciple's token. If others forcefully break in, they will be excluded by the surrounding barrier.

"Well, as for the cafeteria..."

Hongli turned to the right: "Over there, really, it's obviously the Immortal Cultivation Sect. Why not build a teleportation array at the door so that I can get to the cafeteria without walking? I don't understand, I don't understand. Understand……"

As Hong Li's figure gradually disappeared at the end of the road, three men dressed as servants peeked out furtively.

"Is it her?"

"Yes, it's her!"

"We have to wait until this person goes out. Quick, notify Miss Yun!"

"Already notified."

"In this case...hehe..."

"What will happen if this happens?"

"Nonsense, of course I got a reward from Miss Yun, don't you know this?"

"Sorry, sorry, it's my first time doing this kind of thing, so I have no experience."

"Oh, newcomer, you look good, look good... huh?"

The girl's voice suddenly mixed in, making the three of them freeze up.

Although this voice is a bit unfamiliar, considering what they are doing, it seems that it is not that difficult to guess who the owner of the voice is...

"I said……"

Behind the three of them, Hongli looked at them calmly with a pair of dead fish eyes: "How long have you guys been squatting?"

Chapter 49 Hong Li: Cruel, bloodthirsty, cold, heartless, and vicious!

"Ah, you, me..."

The three of them turned around slowly until they saw Hong Li's face, and the last bit of luck in their hearts was shattered.

"Miss, have mercy! Miss, have mercy!"

The three of them had a strong desire to survive. They immediately knelt on the ground, wailing and begging for mercy: "We, the little people, just obeyed orders and did not have any bad ideas. Please tell me, Miss Li!"

"Oh ho, you even know my name, come prepared."

Hongli looked at the three people in front of her and instantly understood their identities. They were servants attached to a certain outer disciple!

What you need to know when getting started is that it is recorded that even in the sect's small secret realm, not all of them are disciples of the sect. There must be someone who does the work of planting spiritual grass and feeding spiritual beasts.

Under normal circumstances, in order to facilitate the disciples to devote themselves to practice without being distracted by trivial matters, most disciples can apply for a few servants from the sect for dispatch.

However, compared to the disciples, the status of these servants is relatively low.

Of course, as a well-known and upright sect, the Five Elements Sect was explicitly prohibited from killing subordinates at will, or even wantonly insulting the personal dignity of subordinates.

But if a disciple with a bad temper becomes the master, life will be very painful.

But even so, there are still many people vying to send themselves or their descendants to the sect.

After all, this is to serve the disciples of the Immortal Sect. In the eyes of mortals, it is naturally a great opportunity and great fortune. If you are lucky and encounter a generous master, you will laugh out of your dreams.

It is said that when a person attains enlightenment, chickens and dogs ascend to heaven.

As an outer disciple, Hongli was actually qualified to apply for a few servants to help her clean the yard and water the flowers.

However, you can apply, but it’s not necessary.

After all, people are separated from each other, and Hongli is too lazy to bring a few strangers to her yard, and she has to worry about them all the time.

Hongli was afraid that she would apply for some great cleverness, such as someone who was arrogant and domineering and pretended to be a tiger to bring hatred to his master, or someone who was mentally weak and was bribed by others to act as a double agent...

To put it bluntly, one is that I can’t believe it, and the other is that it’s too troublesome.

Anyway, she doesn't need to take care of it here, so she might as well live alone and be clean and comfortable.

If you really want to find someone to help, it must be at least the servants from your hometown. They have been loyal for many years and their credibility will be higher.

Of course, if you can apply for seventy or eighty black suns to be used as servants, oh ho ho... cough cough cough, delete this psychological thought!

"..."

Of course, the three servants didn't know the random thoughts in Hongli's mind. They cautiously raised their heads to peek, but they only saw strange lights coming out of Hongli's dead fish eyes from time to time, and sweat instantly soaked all his clothes.

What kind of eyes are those? Before this, they had never thought that they would see such eyes in a prestigious and upright sect like the Five Elements Immortal Sect!

You know, as decent disciples, their eyes may be gentle, humble, proud, aloof, or ordinary... This is not surprising!

But the eyes of the person in front of her were full of deathly silence, as if nothing could attract her attention, as if everything in the world was meaningless to her!

That kind of disdainful look like looking at trash, that kind of indifferent look like looking at a dead person...

It’s unmistakable, this Lord is definitely a ruthless, cruel and decisive monk!

That's right, even though he was bound by rules and regulations, it was obvious at a glance that the person in front of him didn't care about the so-called rules.

If you put some thought into it, as a formal disciple of the Five Elements Sect, it would be very easy to kill servants like them!

So, how will she kill them?

Will they be chopped into pieces and used as flower fertilizer?

Will they be thrown directly from the mountain gate and smashed to pieces?

Or, setting up a crime for them and implicating their family members as well?

Thinking about it, some people even couldn't help crying.

"ah?"

Hong Li blinked and came back to her senses, only to remember that there were three people kneeling in front of her.

Well, the indifference to everyone and the devastation are all false!

She was just distracted out of habit.

"Ah, by the way, I remembered."

Hongli looked at the three people in front of her: "Who sent you here..."

"boom!"

Before Hong Li finished speaking, the man on the far left among the three suddenly softened and tilted his head. He fainted from fright and fell to the ground unconscious.

"Lao Ma, Lao Ma, wake up!"