How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Climbing, climbing, climbing, is that the same kind of practice!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain. She suddenly stretched her head under the bed and saw the bed leg that had been replaced by a stool at some point. A black line was drawn across her head.

"I seem to remember it. I remember you were the one who stuffed this stool under here, right?"

"Hmm, you're still worried that this thing isn't strong enough and you still don't believe me."

Hei Yang clicked his tongue lightly and said with disdain: "Now, isn't it holding on?"

"Ah, that's true. I managed to survive it. It's unbelievable. It's unbelievable."

Hongli looked up at the sky and sighed with a look of enlightenment: "Life is really a miracle of the world, just like the grass that takes root and sprouts can push away boulders, and like a dog that jumps over a wall and a rabbit that bites people when it is in a hurry.

It always bursts out with powerful power that moves people to tears! "

"Stop coming, I'm embarrassed to expose you."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "Are those your tears of emotion?"

"Heiyang shut up."

"Coward, you're a coward and you still don't admit it, tsk tsk."

"Heiyang, shut up."

"Ha, aren't you usually very loud? You are the king of loudmouths, right?"

"Hei Yang, what the hell..."

A bunch of tic-tac-toes appeared on Hong Li's head, but she finally sighed: "Okay, okay, sir, please shut your little honey-covered mouth."

"Okay."

Hei Yang chuckled and pulled Hong Li into his arms again. The two of them cuddled up and looked at the ceiling, falling into silence for a while.

"How does it feel?"

Hei Yang suddenly asked, and he added: "I mean, how do you feel about our marriage?"

"Just, very happy, happy, happy, happy. If you ask me to describe it, my vocabulary cannot describe it. Maybe you can dig out my heart to understand my excitement."

Hong Li closed her eyes gently and said faintly: "Besides, there is also a very strange feeling, well, there is also shyness, especially shyness."

"Shouldn't shyness be a thing before?"

Hei Yang took out two lollipops from the bedside drawer, handed one to Hong Li and ate one himself.

"At this time, you should smoke a post-mortem lollipop with a face full of vicissitudes of life and a story to tell."

"God damn it, lollipops afterwards..."

Hong Li complained leisurely while eating candy: "Speaking of which, what about you, how do you feel?"

"Refreshed, mentally exhausted."

Hei Yang answered casually.

"Good summary. I always thought from the beginning that these two states would not appear at the same time..."

Hongli sighed and shrank under the quilt, her pupils slightly dilated.

A loving and reliable husband, kind and gentle parents, cute and well-behaved children, and a warm home of my own.

There is no need to run for a living, no need to worry about life and death crises, and no need to worry about getting angry or nervous.

Birds are chirping outside the window, and the sun is shining directly into the window. But if they want, they can stay here in silence all day, and turn on the lights at night to chat about novels and comics.

When I'm tired from lying down, I go out to play chess, plant grass, and raise flowers. If I have time, I'll invite a few old sisters to dance in the square. Ahem, forget it.

"I feel like my life is complete."

Hong Li showed a pleasant smile: "I can use my free time to do what I like. It's great."

"really."

Hei Yang nodded and agreed. He was at least busy preparing for marriage before, but now he has really free time.

As for whether you will feel bored, in fact, you will not feel bored when you are truly free.

Most of the so-called boredom is a state of anxiety because there are too many things to do but you don’t know where to start at the moment, and you simply don’t bother to do them.

For example, during the holidays, I haven't touched a single word of my homework, and I'm a little tired of playing games. I'm too lazy to go out, but I just sit there in a daze and don't want to touch my homework.

I subconsciously turned on my phone, not knowing what I was going to do. I clicked on the group chat, refreshed, pulled up, exited, turned off the phone, turned around, and sighed.

Turn on your phone again, click on the group chat, and post: "It's so boring!"

In fact, it’s not because I’m not interested in anything, but because I can only do those things during this period of time. In fact, my time is not at my free disposal at all, it’s just wasting away aimlessly!

The guilt in my heart grew bigger and bigger, which led to my mood getting lower and lower, and finally I closed my eyes and went to sleep!

Ah, another meaningless day has passed. I must do something tomorrow...

When I woke up the next day, I found that I still had to pay yesterday's debt, so I continued to be bored.

But now, Hei Yang and the others really have nothing to be busy doing. When there is enough time to support them to do whatever they want, then every day will be fulfilling.

Even if you are in a daze for a day, you will not feel guilty. Instead, you will think that you have rested your head for a day and left the hustle and bustle of the world. It’s great!

Well, for example, right now, Hei Yang Hongli is just in a daze thinking about these messy things, ahem...

"Speaking of which, I feel like there's something else ambush us..."

Hei Yang frowned and pondered: "What's going on? I've been a little busy recently, and I forgot about that matter for a while."

"If you forget, just forget."

Hong Li chuckled and touched Hei Yang's face gently: "Could it be something that threatens the entire world? Hahaha..."

"Hahaha……"

Hongli's smile gradually disappeared, and she turned to look at Heiyang, receiving the same confused look.

"Wait, wait, let me think..."

Heiyang stretched out a finger and said with a toothache: "Is it true that when you reach the Tribulation Realm, you will be thrown out to become Ultraman, bah, you will be thrown out to protect the world?"

"Well, it seems so, hahahaha..."

Hongli laughed awkwardly.

Heiyang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Wait, what realm are we in now?"

Heiyang's mouth twitched, and he swiped casually, looking at the space that was opened, and the whole person was not good.

"It's broken, is it getting stronger again?"

"Uh, I remember there was a hint before, let me see..."

Hongli opened the Lazy Dog Rescuer, glanced at it, and suddenly widened her eyes and screamed.

"Ah!!!!"

"What's wrong, what's wrong?"

Looking at Hongli's panicked face, Heiyang was also frightened.

"Could it be that we have already reached the Tribulation Period, and the Ascension Train is on the way to destroy us?

Wait, wait, wait, although, I will leave a last word, tell Xiaohuo to remember to let her parents eat the small peaches until we come back...

No, no, the most important thing now is to put on clothes first, put on clothes first.

Otherwise, I don't have to come back in this life, and it's good to rot outside the world. Hey, why are my clothes broken, dog Hongli, you have too much revenge!"

"No, I said you are chattering about all kinds of nonsense!"

Hongli couldn't help but yell to interrupt Heiyang: "No, we haven't reached the Tribulation Period, don't think about it!"

"Ah? What is that?"

Heiyang tilted his head, looking puzzled.

"Then what do you bark like a dog?"

"Climb, crawl, crawl, you bark like a dog!"

Hongli took a deep breath and showed a serious expression.

"What I'm going to say is also very scary. Don't be afraid of what I'm going to say next!"

"Ah, if you tell me not to be afraid, I won't be afraid. Why?"

"Don't argue, you bastard."

Hong Li casually pressed her mouth, her face darkened, and she said solemnly: "Two bars!"

"?"

A small question mark popped up above Hei Yang's head.

"I mean..."

Hong Li let go of Hei Yang's mouth, grabbed Hei Yang's shoulders with both hands, and shook him hard with wide eyes.

"Brother, bah, your wife is pregnant, it's definitely your child!"

"???????"

A string of question marks popped up above Heiyang's head: "No, did you receive any news from the advanced civilization?

We've only been married for a month, and you told me you're pregnant?"

"Wow, it's clearly written here..."

Hongli put Heiyang's head next to her, flipped through the history records of the rescuer, and pointed to one of them: "Look! It says it's in the infant stage!"

Heiyang: "..."

"You fucking..."

Heiyang's fist hardened, and he kept repeating in his heart that he wanted to love his wife, love his wife, and love his wife, and resisted the urge to hit Hongli's head crooked.

"This is the Nascent Soul Stage! Nascent Soul Stage! God damn infant stage!"

Heiyang couldn't help but roared: "According to what you said, isn't Elder Huo Le already pregnant!"

"Ha, Nascent Soul is also an infant, I don't care, it's your fault anyway."

Hongli tilted her head back and lay on the bed with her eyes closed to rest.

"So I need to lie still and take care of the baby now. Before I give birth, you, my husband Heiyang, will be responsible for taking care of me like a cow and a horse. Do you hear me?"

"Xiao Li, come closer. I'll show you something good."

"Ha, no need!"

"Come closer!"

"Ha, no need!"

"Three, two,..."

"Hmph, do you think you can make me surrender like this?"

Hong Li raised the corner of her mouth, stretched and looked at Heiyang, and then bowed her head decisively.

"Sorry! I order you to let me go, otherwise I will cry!"

Heiyang: "..."

"Why do I feel that Xiao Li's face is getting thicker and thicker?"

"Hahaha, you were a little bit reluctant before?

Now that we are honest, I, Hong Li, don't have to have any face in front of you, hahaha! Woo woo woo woo..."

Heiyang: "..."

Looking at his fist, which didn't use much strength, and then looking at Hong Li who was pretending to cry in front of him, Heiyang sighed, shook his head and laughed.

Perhaps, this is the legendary peaceful years...