How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"By the way, is Hei Yang secretly whispering to me?"

Hong Li murmured something softly and suddenly smiled.

“Sure enough, my prayer must have been answered!

Let me just say, as long as your faith is Black Sun, you will always get a response! "

…………

After a delay of a few tenths of a second, a faint light suddenly flashed in a corner of the ordering window of the Five Elements Sect, the sect's cafeteria.

"ah?"

The cafeteria aunt looked at the small note and spirit stone that suddenly popped out of the corner of her eyes. She was not too surprised.

Not to mention that Elder Jin Xiu has already said hello. As a member of the Five Elements Sect’s cafeteria department, the familiar monster suddenly lived in the second life and laughed wildly. I have my destiny. I can’t help but have seen it every day. At that time, she was knocked with a spoon. Throw it into the pot and continue cooking.

What is there to say? After all, we are also within the system of the immortal world. How can we still be as amazed as ordinary people? Just kidding!

The aunt looked over her head and counted the number of people in line: "One, two, three, four..."

"Oh, you're the fifth."

The aunt clicked on the small piece of paper and said casually: "When it's your turn, count yourself. Don't just stand around.

There are also spirit stones and the sect spirit card. Please take the time to apply for it. The elder said that it will not be recommended to pay in cash in a while. "

note:"……"

"Oh, I forgot you can't speak."

The aunt said casually while serving food to the disciples lined up behind her.

There is a saying that the hands of the Five Elements Sect's aunts and uncles do not shake when serving rice, and they give as much as they have.

………

On the other side, Hong Mouli waited uneasily.

"Well, I don't know if Auntie or Uncle saw it...

I don’t know if there are many senior brothers and sisters lining up...

Will aunty and uncle shake the spoon secretly when I can't see...

Jin Xiu said that now that everyone is using the sect spirit card, if I just get the spirit stone, will it cause trouble to others..."

Hong Li Shen Shen muttered in a low voice, thinking about when to add a display screen on the opposite side of the teleportation array, so that he could see the situation at the other end of the teleportation array.

This not only makes it easier for her to prepare food, but also allows her to observe whether there is any danger there, peek to see if there are any ambushes, and whether the teleportation location is correct, etc.

She Hongli is really a great benefactor whose achievements will last forever. Just like her ancestors left so many good things to them, she also left precious gifts to the people who came after her.

Thinking about it this way, she is still a lazy dog ​​who has made valuable contributions to the world.

Well, when the paper is published, she will also add her husband's name. This means that husband and wife work together to achieve wealth and gain, and share blessings and hardships together...

Hongli was thinking wildly in her mind. Heiyang was doing nothing in the back with one eye closed and his thumb raised to look at Hongli.

"Eight hundred miles away, one shot will kill the dog's head..."

Hei Yang whispered.

"Um?"

Hong Li frowned and felt a faint phantom pain on the back of her head. She turned around suddenly, but only saw Hei Yang smiling gently at her.

"Well……"

A question mark popped up on Hong Li's head, and she smiled in response to Hei Yang, extending her hand to indicate that she would be fine soon.

"Xiao Lizi is quite vigilant..."

Hei Yang secretly rolled his eyes and raised his thumb again: "Huh..."

"I always feel like Hei Yang is secretly doing bad things behind my back..."

Hong Li muttered in a low voice: "It's a pity that this guy is of the same weight as me. As long as he notices me, he will pretend to be fine, making me embarrassed to drive him."

Hongli secretly imagined Hei Yang making faces at her behind her back, and her fists couldn't help but harden.

At this time, the teleportation array suddenly flashed a bright light. Hongli was first surprised and then happy, and the rich aroma of rice hit her face.

"Oh ho! Ordering takeout without going out is a great success!"

"Um?"

Hei Yang's head suddenly came over from behind Hong Li, looking at the sumptuous plates of food in front of him, he couldn't help but raise his eyebrows.

"It's quite sexy and fragrant. Can you give me some advice?"

"What nonsense are you talking about? Can I not bring it to you or something..."

Hongli said speechlessly: "Bring it over, it's lunch time."

"okay."

Hei Yang held up his hand and carried the plate with several spiritual powers towards the sofa. As he walked, he said leisurely: "Sister Hongli, you have turned the table into a bed. How can I eat?"

"Don't scream, I'll change back now."

Hong Li adjusted the instrument and pointed it skillfully at the bed, causing it to shrink back to the form of a table.

"Done!"

Hongli laughed and said proudly: "I'm already fully capable of using this thing!"

"However, although……"

Hei Yang looked at the distance between the two sofas facing each other, and then at the tables in the open space around him. He couldn't help but said with black lines on his head: "This won't work either, you have to push the sofa back again.

Or just move two small benches and sit at the table. It's not impossible. Go, go, go. "

"Huh? Are you questioning your sister Hongli's imagination?"

Hong Li snorted softly and fired again, turning the table into, uh, as big as a bed...

"Done!"

Watching the table refill the vacancies, Hong Li looked at Hei Yang proudly, raised her chin and said proudly: "How are you doing, I'll ask you, praise me!"

"Your imagination is full of crooked things."

Hei Yang slowly put the dishes on the table and said casually: "The decoration is so hellish. It turns out that the decoration of our living room is very beautiful. If you decorate it, the proportions will be messed up!"

"Oh, oh, oh, it's okay, it's okay, it can be done in a while."

Hong Li waved her hand with a smile, handed Hei Yang two chopsticks, sat opposite him, stretched out and said, "Eat!"

"receive!"

The Yangli family once again entered the eating without talking mode. The two of them have always been used to eating without talking, which makes them feel more delicious.

I don’t know if it’s a psychological effect or something else. Anyway, in their words, eating has already consumed so much energy. Just open your mouth and you can’t think of anything else.

However, Hei Yang had never eaten the food in the Five Elements Sect cafeteria before, and now it suddenly felt very fresh and interesting.

Although the quality is definitely not as good as the pile of high-end animal meat when they got married, there are many varieties and different flavors.

What's more important is that you can eat this kind of food without even leaving the house. How can you ask for so much!

Speaking of which, when Hei Yang was in a long-distance relationship with Hong Li, he often heard Hong Li say, ah, the Five Elements Sect here is not good here, there is not good there, anyway, nowhere is good.

But after eating these meals at home, Hei Yang felt that the conditions there were good, and anyway, they couldn't compare to his previous life.

Although it is a bit unethical to bring out the past life to whip corpses, after all, it is his memory that Hei Yang risked to bring back from the River of Forgetfulness, and it was also a valuable experience.

Let him cherish every moment now and everyone and everything now.

And when Hei Yang was reborn in this world, although he was not very interested in many things in this world, when those advantages pounced on him, he would also cherish them very much. It was a chance for him to have another chance. of gratitude.

For example, when we often eat at home, my mother, Qing Yiyi, occasionally cooks too much, and Hei Yang eats all the food. My father says that this child is heartless and continues to eat when he is full, and his mother says that he should go out and fight for a while. Dunzixiaoxiaoshi, cough cough...

I won’t mention that memory anymore. Some memories are better sealed, huh!

"clatter."

Hei Yang gently put down the bowl and chopsticks, took a sip of watermelon juice, lay on the sofa with his head up, and looked at his daughter-in-law opposite who had also finished eating and was lying on the sofa. He just felt that life was so beautiful.

Do you want to do something to relieve your appetite...

"Hei Yang, send those dishes to others. You don't have to wash them yourself. They will clean them all at the same time. They are worried that the disciples won't be able to clean them themselves..."

Hongli touched her belly and waved her hand: "Go, go, go."

"oh."

Hei Yang laughed helplessly, picked up the dishes and put them back.

"Life!"

Hongli sighed leisurely: "Who is as free and happy as me? Sisters have men, families, food, drink, and love..."

"Are you still going to read?"

Hei Yang came back and looked at Hong Li.

"Of course, just treat it as a digestion exercise!"

Hong Li's eyes lit up, and she followed Hei Yang to continue watching the previous plot.

"It feels so good to read bloody murder comics after eating."

"The scale is still a bit small. The two rows of bookshelves on the right side of my study room, and the bottom three floors are all 16 plus books. Why don't you take a book from there and read it next time you eat."

"You know how to disgust people."

"Wow, who are you calling disgusting? Damn it!"

"Ah, of course I'm scolding the protagonist Zhang San. He is so bad, and both humans and gods are angry, okay? What else?"

Hei Yang turned his head and looked at the unhappy Hong Li with a puzzled look on his face, and asked curiously: "Otherwise, Hong Li, who do you think I'm scolding?"

"Ha, it must not be the wife of the Heiyang family!"

"correct."

"That's definitely not Heiyang's wife."

"Fair."

"hehe……"

"The words are sarcastic, to the point, and the sneer is hurtful!"

"Hey, stop using words randomly."

Hong Li pointed at the comic and educated Hei Yang: "Look at yours, wait, I didn't let you...

I mean, look at your lack of vocabulary, and then look at the lines in other people’s comics, when will you be able to form such soulful sentences? "

After a pause, Hongli sighed: "And me, why can't I say such interesting things?"

"It depends on accumulation."

Hei Yang spread his hands: "You need to pay careful attention when reading, accumulate it patiently, and consolidate it over time. You will definitely be able to improve."

"Huh? I've accumulated so much, okay!"

"You're accumulating bad words. Do you think you haven't improved your ability to criticize others?"

"I'm much more polite now, okay..."

Hongli looked at Heiyang aggrievedly: "I haven't criticized you very much. It's you who criticize me and hit me in the face. I'm not happy anymore."

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed his half-moon eyes: "What should we do?"

"bring it on!"

Hong Li suddenly took out the soul exchange instrument and said expectantly: "Make me happy!"

"Ah, then you should continue to be sad."

"Damn it, no conscience!"

Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and was too lazy to pay attention to him. She continued to look at him, and Hei Yang also returned to his state.