How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Ah this..."

A row of black lines was drawn across the head of the little fire.

"How old?"

she asked curiously.

"Well, probably..."

Hongli paused, trying to describe how Qun was stunned and had no words to use. After coughing twice, she made a gesture of the universe with her fingertips: "Maybe, it's so big?"

small fire:"?!!"

"Don't listen to your mother's nonsense."

Hei Yang came over and added: "With any luck, we only spent a few minutes of our lives.

If we are unlucky, we have only a few minutes left to live! "

small fire:"……"

"I will definitely work hard!"

Although Xiaohuo didn't know what happened, he was still extremely moved.

"It's not as scary as your dad said..."

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, squatted down and held Xiao Huo's hand, helping her sense the vitality in the Nirvana Fire.

"Just do your best. Mom, come help you and relax. Yes, yes, that's it. Yes, you have found the trick..."

"is that so?"

"Hey, it's great. That's it. Hold on steady. Come on, come on, calm down..."

"Xiaoli, you look like a mother all of a sudden."

"Shut up Gou Heiyang, what does suddenness mean? I've always been okay!"

"Ah, yes, yes..."

Chapter 362 No matter how many times your plan fails, encourage yourself again before falling asleep again!

"Yes, yes, that's it, yes, that's right, it's great!"

Hong Li watched Xiao Huo gradually absorb the vitality of Nirvana Fire and showed a satisfied smile.

"As expected of my daughter, she has the qualifications of an emperor!"

"So what now?"

Hei Yang stood next to Hong Li with glaring eyes, and looked at his daughter Xiao Huo side by side with her.

"The second level of Nascent Soul has taken over Sister Hongli. This trend...

I think it would be difficult to survive for two or three years, let alone decades! "

"Well……"

The corners of Hong Li's mouth twitched, and she pretended to be calm and comforted: "It's okay, it's okay, don't worry, it gets harder the further you go, the first level is just a breakthrough to the second level!"

As if she felt that her statement was not convincing enough, Hongli added with an example: "Look, it's like an exam.

You can get 20 points and 30 points in one test, but if you want to get 80, 90 or even full marks, it will be difficult!

I think the same goes for spiritual practice. It’s all about sailing against the current. If you don’t advance, you will retreat! "

Hongli nodded: "Well, yes, that's right, that's it!

As long as we are careful next time. If he wastes his practice, maybe he can even go back to his realm?

Just like my mother said to me all day long: I'm not as good as you were when you were a child!

My mother said that I was so good when I was a child, but what happens now? It’s really getting better and better with each passing year, and every year is not as good as the last!

What does this mean? It means that I am very good at regressing. "

"Hahaha, I'm so proud."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "As we all know, when we recall the past, our brains will automatically filter out or blur the more painful and bad memories in the past, leaving behind a bunch of false memories with beautiful filters.

What was great when I was young, what was great when I could go to school, what was great when I was young, where I used to work was great, what was great before I retired, what was great when I could still move and jump. Ah, when I can still breathe..."

"Stop, stop, stop, Brother Heiyang, please stop reading!"

Hongli couldn't help but interrupt: "You want to send me to my grave, right?"

"Just tell the truth."

Hei Yang put his arms around Hong Li's neck and said leisurely: "Just like us, we love our current life so much, but occasionally we miss our childhood.

Thinking about those innocent, romantic and carefree times, when my mother was holding my father on his back and so on.

Then it will automatically filter the horrible memories of my mother chasing me for several streets with a big broom..."

"Ah, that's right..."

Hong Li showed her half-moon eyes and looked to the side with a guilty conscience: "I couldn't be upright in Se Se before. It was too difficult..."

"Ah? Can we be aboveboard now?!"

Hei Yang was shocked: "I'm a serious person, I won't play with you in such a fancy way!"

"I'll spend a lot of money on you!"

Hong Li pinched Hei Yang's waist and twisted it, and said fiercely: "You know what I mean, I mean that we can be honest with you!

You bitch, you bitch, you know how to tease good women! "

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang chuckled: "You continue."

"What else can I say? Where did I just say it?"

Hongli put her arms around her shoulders, leaned against Hei Yang, and said calmly, "I don't quite agree with the painful memories of being chased by your mother with a broom."

"ah?"

Hei Yang was shocked: "Does it have to be my mother chasing you with a kitchen knife before you approve?"

"Oh, no!"

Hong Li smiled and said: "It's a painful memory for you. It was quite fun for me at that time. I was so happy that I clapped my hands."

Hei Yang: "..."

Hei Yang's eyes moved upward slightly, recalling the scene at that time.

…………

"Ah ah ah ah, Mom, please stop chasing me. You are wrong. If you are angry, you will get more wrinkles!"

Hei Xiaoyang was running away in front, and his mother was chasing after him.

"You brat, your dad and I have been away for two days. What did I see when we came back? It looks like a doghouse!

Let you exercise well and go to sleep instead of exercising.

I ask you to eat on time, but if you don’t eat, the food will go rancid!

I told you to remember to clean the yard, there's bird shit all over the yard!

Now you dare to curse your mom for wrinkles, I think your butt is going to get wrinkles too! "

"No, that, why is it the doghouse, it's just a little messier than usual, mom, how amazing is your perspective!"

Hei Xiaoyang couldn't help but defend himself: "And the bird shit all over the yard, you should go and kill the birds!

Mom, why did you hit me? It's not me who did it."

"Ah? What did you say? Say it again for me to hear?"

"Oh, this, wrong, wrong, mom, don't hit me..."

"No, you have to take this beating today, otherwise you won't learn a lesson. I was soft-hearted and let you go last time, but you did this to me again this time!"

"If you can let me go once, you can let me go twice, three times, and countless times. Think about it!"

"Hei Xiaoyang, it's useless for you to talk too much, no one can save you today! "

"Wow, Dad, come back soon!!!"

If you look up, you will find that Hei Xiaoyang and Qing Yiyi are circling their house again and again.

Occasionally, Qing Yiyi hides in the corner to trick Hei Xiaoyang, but the clever and witty Hei Xiaoyang resolves it flexibly. According to what my father said when he was drunk, when I look at my Xiaoyang, I feel that this child is full of spiritual energy.

Well, Hei Yang's eyes were already dead at that time, so you can guess how drunk my father was at that time, cough cough...

If you look down again, you will see Xiaoli sitting on the steps of Hei Yang's house, eating with relish and watching him get beaten. She clapped her hands happily when she saw him getting excited. She really deserved a beating since she was a child.

……………

"Ah, what a wonderful memory."

Hongli sighed: "It was so good when I was a child!"

"Hey, it's almost done. "

Heiyang sighed and said leisurely: "You see, I thought you deserved a beating then, and I still think you deserve a beating now, which proves that your skills are still as good as before! Well, it seems that you have improved!

Besides, the decline in grades and the decline in cultivation realm are not the same thing. Well, even if you neglect your cultivation, so what, the realm is synchronized here!

You just fell down, and I pulled you back. As long as the save is fast enough, you will never achieve the fact of lowering your cultivation. "

"Ah, but, but..."

Hongli pouted and couldn't help stamping her feet and said: "But just teaching Xiaohuo a Nirvana magic skill is not enough for me.

I also want to teach her how to escape and hide, how to identify the evil heart of bad people, and even if I can, I want to teach her the other shore!

After doing this, the cultivation level will definitely increase due to the use of the magic passage. "

Hongli sighed: "I know that when I went to my grandma's house before, she would keep stuffing food into my arms...

In the eyes of the old lady, those were things that she would not bear to eat at ordinary times, but she would stuff them into my arms when the child came.

Even when the child's arms were full and the food in his mouth had not been swallowed, he would continue to stuff it.

Now I have some experience, the feeling of not wanting to practice, but still wanting to teach the child many magical powers, wishing to give all the good things to the child..."

"Yeah, that's true."

Heiyang nodded: "Teaching is necessary, you can not use it, but you can't not know it.

If there is any danger, the child has an accident because we have a magical power to escape that we didn't teach her, and the time ability can't recover, I will regret it for the rest of my life..."

"Who wouldn't..."

Hongli sighed and clenched her fists.

"Heiyang, I figured it out!"

"What's wrong?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli curiously.

"Since you can't stop it, just don't stop it! "

Hongli snorted: "Start!"

Heiyang: "???"

"Is this the solution you came up with?"

Heiyang couldn't help but complain: "Hongli, my suggestion is, you go and die, okay?"

"Go away, don't interrupt!"

Hongli took off a storage bag from Heiyang, dug out the Zhutian Communication Mirror that had just been opened, and took out a piece of top-grade spirit stone and put it on it.

"Magic mirror, magic mirror, try to help me contact that Taoist Kong Yuqing, yes, the one whose ancestral home is in the Wandering World.

She just ascended to heaven some time ago, and is the former leader of the Wuliang Sword Sect. Now she is probably in the Nascent Soul stage. She should be floating outside the Wandering World, not too far away, right?"