How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hei Yang: I definitely won’t regret it! 】

[Hongli: Humph. 】

[Hong Li: But having said that, this so-called canteen membership token is not good either. It only allows credit for twenty yuan of low-grade spiritual stones. It really does not reflect the noble status of the member at all! 】

[Hei Yang: No, isn’t the point? You can actually do it on credit, and it was discovered by a thief like you? 】

[Hongli: I can’t hear you, I can’t hear you. Go ahead and eat your hard food, ha! 】

[Hei Yang:...]

Hongli stretched and turned to look at Xingyun. Seeing the child's dull expression, she waved her hand in front of his eyes.

"It's broken. You won't make other people's children stupid..."

"Ah! Don't eat anymore, don't eat anymore!"

Xingyun suddenly screamed, startling Hongli, but when he looked again, he found that the other person's eyes were still out of focus.

"Good guy, is this because you are possessed by a demon?"

"Ahem..."

Hongli pinched Xingyun's face with both hands: "Look at me, Xiaoli's soul-calling technique!"

Knead and knead, knead and knead...

"Well……"

Xingyun's head was shaken by the red glass plate, and it was almost swollen before she came back to her senses.

"That's right, that's right. Dad said that money is something external to the body. If the new one doesn't go away, the old one won't come back!"

Xingyun muttered in a low voice, speaking faster and faster: "That's right, that's right, that's it..."

"Oh, it's starting to recover automatically."

Hongli took a long breath and felt relieved.

"Senior Sister Hongli, have you finished eating?!"

Xingyun finally came to her senses, looked at the bare plates on the table, and warned herself in her heart, it doesn't matter, it's just a few more jobs!

"Well, thanks for the treat."

Hongli stood up with a smile and patted the food crumbs on her clothes: "If nothing happens, I'll leave."

"Oh, sister Hongli, walk slowly..."

Xingyun showed a silly smile, uh... waved his hands with a silly smile: "Come and play often in the future!"

"Hey, you must come here often! Xiaoyun must remember to tell me my name if anything happens in the future. Remember, my name is Hei Yang!"

"Huh? Isn't Senior Sister's name Hongli? It's written in black and white on the top list, saying your name is Hongli."

"That's a nickname!"

Hongli said nonsense: "If you want to report something to me, please give me my nickname. It's so uninspiring. If you want to report it, just give it to me by my famous name. My nickname is Hei Yang, which is more intimidating!"

"Oh, that's it!"

Xingyun suddenly understood and nodded, as if he had forgotten something important, but...

Never mind her, senior sister is so nice!

Well, remember, senior sister’s first name is Hei Yang, and her nickname is Hongli!

Hongli walked out with small steps until she was out of sight of the other party...

The wind is blowing!

…

"Hoo, ho, ho..."

Hongli gasped for air, and from time to time she peeked behind her furtively: "Tsk, tsk, see you next time."

Chapter 52 I have been waiting for so long just for an opportunity!

[Your binding object (Hong Li) has reached the second level of Qi Refining, and you have been promoted to the second level of Qi Refining. 】

"Huh, with the first level of Qi refining, you can receive ten low-grade spiritual stones every month.

If you are at the second level of Qi Refining, you can receive twenty low-grade spiritual stones every month. "

Hong Li let out a long breath: "In other words, as long as I re-register now, the number of low-grade spiritual stones in my hand will reach thirty."

"Then go and register."

Hei Yang's voice sounded in Hong Li's mind: "If you have money, take it. If you don't take it, it's free."

"You can register, but not these days."

Hongli shook her head: "Little cutie Xingyun actually realized that I fooled her, and now she is looking for me, saying that whoever discovers Hongli going out will be rewarded with ten low-grade spiritual stones.

Good guy, I just bled her a few days ago. Where did she get the ten low-grade spiritual stones? Could it be that she borrowed someone else's money? "

"Hahaha, you deserve it. All I can say is that this wave is very satisfying."

Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh and said: "Who told you to lie to others? Retribution is coming!"

"Don't laugh, you are wanted too."

Hong Li's voice was calm.

"ha?"

Hei Yang asked in a tone of voice: "What do you mean I'm also wanted? Have I committed something?"

"That's not true."

Hongli patiently explained: "It's just that the wanted order says, Hei Yang, also known as Hongli..."

"God damn Heiyang, also known as Hongli!"

Hei Yang couldn't help complaining: "You used my name to do bad things again?!"

"Why?"

Hong Li raised her eyebrows: "Isn't this the first time I've done something like this?"

"Nonsense! The Mid-Autumn Festival when I was seven years old, the Beginning of Spring and Winter Solstice when I was eight years old, and then the summer when I was twelve years old, and then..."

"Hey, you really know how to hold a grudge."

Hong Li curled her lips and said, "Heiyang is a stingy man and a petty person!"

"Meow me...forget it, just be cautious."

Hei Yang was speechless and raised his forehead: "I said, as long as you register, wouldn't you be able to collect thirty low-grade spiritual stones?

Then you return the money to the person, and the matter is over, otherwise it will be spread out and said that you cheated and abducted, and the impact will be very bad! "

"She didn't ask me to pay back the money."

Hongli pouted: "She just wants to fight with me and prove that she is no worse than me..."

"Oh ho."

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "I've been waiting for so long just to wait for an opportunity. I want to take a breath, not to prove that I am great!

I want to tell people that I must get back what I lost! "

"Hmm, that's pretty much what it means."

Hongli shook her head: "Such a stubborn child is the most difficult to deal with, so I'd better avoid the limelight during this period."

"Then just accept the challenge."

Hei Yang said casually: "Are you afraid that you will be embarrassed if you can't beat others? No, are you so unsure of yourself?"

"Don't provoke me. I can take down that kid in two rounds at most."

Hong Li snorted softly: "I just don't want to hurt others. After all, the fruits of their hard work were defeated by a cheating bad guy like me.

At that time, the diligent and hard-working little cutie Xingyun will feel sad, and Xianyu Hongli will become a blockbuster by stepping on others. It is unfair no matter how you think about it.

I'm just here to mess around, and I don't want to show off my power or anything like that, so I'll just be a coward. "

"Then just give the title of number one to others."

"Are you stupid?"

Hongli couldn't help but curse: "That's money, how could I give it away to others!

This depends on whether I can eat, drink and dress well in the future, which is directly related to the quality of life! "

"The worst thing is, the worst thing is that when I receive the 10,000 yuan of low-grade spiritual stones, I will pay back the money I owe the little cutie."

Hongli beeped softly: "I won't go out now anyway, I will live or die with my bed!"

"So why do you call me Xingyun cutie?"

Hei Yang was a little unconvinced: "You've never called me that, isn't it possible that the friendship of more than ten years is not as good as someone we just met for a few days?!"

"Don't make trouble, I just called her that because she is cute and silly, okay?"

Hong Li rolled her eyes: "Oh, if you think you are a fool, then I can call you cutie."

"Oh ho, it's okay then."

Hei Yang nodded: "Hongli, you are so cute!"

"Ah, yes, yes, I'm the cutest, okay."

Hongli said casually: "Hey, how is the situation over there? Have you arrived in the royal capital?"

"It's still some distance away."

Hei Yang looked at the surrounding mountains and forests and shook his head: "If we pass through this mountainous area, we should be there."

The Kingdom of Qiankun is located in the southwest, with dense mountains and forests, the sea to the west, and many glaciers to the northwest.

The east side is mostly plain terrain, cut by a long river and divided into two large empires, namely the Guichen Empire and the Stone Empire.

The two empires were serious cultivation empires, and their strength even surpassed that of a major immortal sect such as the Five Elements Immortal Sect. They were not at all comparable to the Qiankun Kingdom on Heiyang's side.

The latter is just a mortal empire, the kind that can be treated as a guest of honor during the foundation stage.

To put it simply, the area to the west is the country's vassal sect, and the area to the east is the sect's vassal state.

As for those holy places with transcendent status, that is another matter, so I won’t say more about it.

"You've been quite peaceful this way, I tell you."

Hong Li couldn't help complaining: "There are no robbers, no gangsters, and no mysterious characters who are on the run to start a series of side missions. It's boring."

"It's better to be plain."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes: "You really want something to happen to me, right? If something happens to me, how will you survive?"

"Fuck, save some face."

Hongli couldn't help but curse: "Please die quickly. I'm so happy that you're dead!"

"Sincerely?"

"of course!"

"I do not believe."

"What the hell?"

"But then again."

Hei Yang pinched his nose and frowned: "I didn't feel anything at home before. Now after I go out, I find that I have a strong herbal smell. I don't know what it is."

"It's been marinated for a long time."

Hong Li said casually: "After all, we have been soaking in medicinal baths since we were young. We are used to smelling it and not feeling it. Now in a different environment, we suddenly notice it."

"Isn't it right?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows: "Then according to what you say, you should also marinate it to taste, right?"