How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

[Hongli: Indeed! 】

"How do you say it, um..."

Qing Yiyi continued with a smile: "According to experience, one-third of the truth is true and seven-tenth of it is false. Isn't that right?"

Hei Yang: "..."

Hongli: "..."

"Ah hahaha, what are you talking about? Why can't we understand it? Hahahaha..."

"That's right, mom, please don't just sit and drink juice, drink juice, hahahaha..."

"Pfft!"

Lan Yuying, who had been watching quietly with her chin propped up, couldn't help laughing. She extended her green-white index finger to point at the two of them.

"It's just the little thoughts of you two..."

"Ahahahaha..."*2

Hei Yang Hongli giggled along, don't ask, just pretend to be stupid at this time.

"Okay, okay, let me tell you something serious.

Xiaohuo just told you, we came to come and hang out with you.

Not only are you bored at home, but Yiyi and I are also having trouble. "

Lan Yuying stretched slightly, showing a bit of resentment.

"You two dads, after seeing that your wedding arrangements are completed, you will go back to the city lord's mansion to work.

It would be fine if they were really serious about their work. Oh, I still can’t see through their little thoughts. They just avoided us and went to the place of work to drink.

Now add to the fact that the city lord is also a heavyweight alcoholic, tsk tsk, I don’t even dare to think about it. "

"Hey, the three giants of the Five Color City Lord's Mansion are openly working, drinking and having fun. It's really corrupt."

Hei Yang showed a noble look that did not go along with others.

"Indeed, we in Five Color City will probably have to send it. We can no longer see the light and hope of the future."

Hongli said sadly.

"Ah, actually the reason why the three of them are so busy is because they stayed up late in advance to catch up on the progress in preparation for your wedding. They accidentally missed the schedule for the second half of the year. In addition, there haven't been any new events in Five Color City recently, so that's it. Here.”

Qing Yiyi spread her hands and explained: "Lianlian Xiaonizi went to Qing's house to play with her little sisters.

The two of us have been very busy recently, we don’t have any big problems in business, we can’t cultivate, and we have no energy to do anything..."

"Eh?"

Hei Yang Hongli said in unison: "Isn't this great!"

"What's the matter? You think we are you!"

Lan Yuying couldn't help laughing and scolding: "This person will accumulate all kinds of messy ideas when he is lazy for a long time, but he will not implement the plan to solve it.

Or you waste time when choosing which problem to solve first, so you feel tired all day long and feel a sense of mental oppression..."

"Why don't we both feel the pressure?"

"Shut up, do you want to feel the oppression of maternal love?"

“I’m sorry please forgive us!!!”

"Hmm."

Lan Yuying snorted softly and continued: "So, at this time, I knew that I should not continue to be lazy, and I should start trying to exercise diligently.

Life lies in exercise. If we really don’t want to do those piled-up things, we should change our mood at this time and go out for a walk, go shopping, visit the house, go for an outing to enjoy the beautiful scenery, and directly purify the tired heart..."

"Oh, I understand!"

Hong Li showed a sudden expression: "In other words, Mom, you are just visiting our house for a visit, right? That's great!"

"Indeed, that's a warm welcome!"

Hei Yang patted his chest confidently.

"Mom, please don't leave during the meal. I'll let you taste the craftsmanship that I personally went out to buy and cook in the kitchen!"

"Come on, you two, don't pretend to be confused here."

Qing Yiyi looked at the two of them with "disdain" on her face.

"Yu Ying and I are going to visit various places, such as your third uncle's horse farm.

We might also go directly into the mountains to pick some mushrooms to play with, or we might run all the way out in one go. Just tell us whether you want to go or not! "

"Ah this..."

Heiyang Hongli showed her dead eyes and admitted defeat: "Mom ordered me, how dare I not go."

"Huh, that's pretty much it."

Qing Yiyi took a breath and couldn't help complaining: "Xiaoyang, when you leave, your father will go to Qing's house to play, Da Ma will go to live at the racecourse, and Da She will be introverted and stay alone. It’s boring at home!”

"Well, it does sound deserted."

Hong Li looked happy: "Fortunately, Hei Yang and I don't have to go to work. Even if we go to work in the future, we will have to work together, so that we will never feel lonely."

"its not right……"

Hei Yang clapped his fingers and asked: "Isn't there a couple of soul chickens? They are such talkative people!"

"Ah, this..."

Qing Yiyi rolled her eyes and said quietly: "A few days ago, I noticed that they had become nervous, with their wings spread out to block the nest, looking cautious.

Then yesterday I brought them food and saw three eggs lying in their nest. "

"Hiss~~"

Everyone gasped.

"got it?"

Qing Yiyi shook her head and said helplessly: "How can the two of them be in the mood to care about other things now? The big snake has been dragged over by them to be a temporary bodyguard.

The whole family felt like I was the abandoned one, so I ran over..."

Chapter 368 The more detailed and perfect the plan is, the less time is needed to complete the plan.

"It's so sunny. As expected, you should stay home and rest in this weather..."

Hongli looked up at the sun, stared at it for a few seconds, and finally sighed.

"But my mother has given me an order, so I have to obey. I am also a well-known filial daughter in the area, so I can't let my mother down."

"Ha, now it's time for me to show my gentle temperament!"

Heiyang snorted and smiled, stepped to the side of Hongli, and his tall shadow covered Hongli, boasting: "This is the model boyfriend!"

"Ha, I feel worse than..."

Hongli glanced at Heiyang, took out her sunglasses and put them on calmly.

"It feels better than this."

"Hey, this is your fault."

Heiyang reached out and touched Hongli's head, and taught her with an unhappy face: "When reality collides with my romance, you should be more cooperative.

At this time, even if you wear sunglasses, you should pretend that you don't wear them, so that I can take care of you!"

"Come on, brother, do you mean the kind of situation where you hold an umbrella in the heavy rain but no one can cover it and your hands are sore?"

Hongli snorted lightly and said leisurely: "Remember the day last month when I said I was not feeling well and could only leave the housework to you? What did you say to me at that time?"

"Hmm..."

Heiyang fell into thought.

………

Hongli: “Ah~~husband, I feel weak in my limbs, dizzy and uncomfortable. You have to wash the dishes today!

Yes, yes, I know it’s my turn today, but I’m seriously ill and I’m afraid I won’t live long. Can you bear to let me work in the fields?”

Heiyang: “Do your own things yourself. Even if you go to the coffin today, I have to pull you out and finish the work! Humph, useless thing!”

Hongli: “╯▂╰”

………

Heiyang: “…”

Hongli: “…”

“What do you mean?”

Hongli chuckled: “Why didn’t you show your exemplary husband qualities at that time?

I was so angry that the warm Heiyang could say such heartless words. My heart was so cold at that time!

I wish I could cremate myself directly so that you can’t find the coffin!”

“Tsk, then blame me for your poor acting skills.”

Heiyang turned his head away guiltily and whispered softly

"From the way you looked at that time, anyone can tell that you are pretending to be sick.

Besides, sister, you are in the Nascent Soul stage, how can you be so delicate?

Other Nascent Soul stage people can fly back and reattach their heads after they fall off, but you died on the spot because of the bad air quality here, right?"

"Huh? What's wrong with me pretending to be sick? Does pretending to be sick mean I am not sick? At least it proves that I am lazy!"

Hongli quoted from the classics: "When reality and romance collide, you should selectively ignore those common sense issues and cooperate with me!"

"That only proves that you are not romantic enough."

Heiyang said stubbornly: "If I was washing something else instead of a bowl, maybe I would be obedient."

"Fuck, that's not called romance."

Hongli couldn't help but curse: "That's just removing the word 'man'!"

"Heihe."

Heiyang took out the same sunglasses and put them on, and helped Hongli to straighten her hair that had just been messed up.

The two turned their heads to look at the two mothers and Xiaohuo not far away. Everyone was standing at the street corner, waiting for others to come.

"Damn it, they dared to arrive later than me, Hongli, they are so rebellious!" Hongli said with a vicious face.

"Calm down, they are here."

Heiyang pointed to the distance, and two girls were running towards this side.

They were their sworn sisters, No-headed and Unhappy, Heihui and Hongqiao.

"Here we are, two aunts, and cousin and sister-in-law."

Heihui took the lead and greeted them happily: "Oh, and Xiaohuo, little cutie, look what auntie brought you, guess?"

"Hello, auntie."

Hongqiao followed closely behind, and the other party greeted them politely one by one.

"Hello cousin, hello brother-in-law, happy wedding, Xiaohuo too."

"Ha, I haven't seen Qiaoqiao for a while."

Hongli ran over and hugged her cousin with a smile, and said with a chuckle: "Hello Qiaoqiao.

But Heiyang and I are already an old couple, and we are still happy weddings."

"Hmm..."

Hongqiao tilted her head and asked in confusion: "But sister Hongli, you two have only been married for less than three months."