How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

The door to the house was pushed open, and a petite figure suddenly rushed into the house.

"Ah! Home! My dear and warm home! I finally see you again!"

Hong Li threw herself directly into the sofa in the living room, her whole body turning into a ball of fluid.

She turned over slightly, facing upward, with her hands folded on her chest, her expression was quiet and beautiful, as if she had died peacefully.

If Hongli's little face wasn't so rosy, Hei Yang would have really planned to cover Hongli's face with a piece of cloth and sigh that the fate of beauties has been poor since ancient times.

However, considering that Hongli might jump up in anger later, choke him and make him die for love, Heiyang chose to let Hongli go and let her stay alive.

Hey, Cricket Hongli, for the sake of her still having some use value, just spare her once!

"Hey, I said."

Hei Yang walked to the back of the sofa, put his arms on it, and stuck his head out to look at Sleeping Beauty with dead fish eyes.

"Sleeping or resting on the sofa for a long time will cause damage to the waist!"

"Uh-huh, uh-huh..."

Hongli made an incomprehensible sound from her throat, opened and closed her mouth a few times, and it took her a long time to respond feebly.

"What? It seems that if you go back to the bedroom and bed to rest, your waist will not be damaged. That's almost it..."

"It feels like there is something in your words..."

Hei Yang muttered silently, waved his hand, and walked towards the bedroom.

"Then you stay in the living room, I'll go to bed and rest.

It's just right, if I don't have sex, I can still roll around..."

"stop!"

Hong Li called out to Hei Yang.

"uh-huh?"

Hei Yang turned his head with disdain on his face.

"What's wrong, trash?"

"Wow!"

Hongli opened her eyes and looked at Heiyang, and shouted aggrievedly: "Heiyang, you have no conscience!

Seeing that I am too tired to walk, why don’t you carry me into the house? Damn it! "

"Look what you said..."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and pointed to his chest.

"How about I put a frame around my neck, hang it on my chest, and stuff you inside.

You don’t have to walk by yourself anymore, I will take you wherever I go. "

"Ah, um..."

Hong Li was stunned for a moment, showing a thoughtful expression, and then nodded heavily.

"That makes sense! Let's do it!"

"I'll deal with you, you big-headed devil!"

Hei Yang scolded back and said speechlessly: "Get up and follow me back to the house."

"don't want!"

Hong Li snorted lightly and looked away.

"It's up to you to take me in, I have no strength left!"

"I see you speak with great strength."

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and looked at Hong Li, who was waiting for him to hug him, and suddenly the corners of his mouth curled up.

He fumbled around in his storage bag and took out another bag. The colorful sack he had given out before had only been filled with red glass so far!

But Hei Yang thought for a while and took out another elf ball.

Well, it was also a pretense. Hongli had used it to lock Hei Yang in before, but Hei Yang took it for fun.

Hei Yang looked at the sack in his left hand, then at the elf ball in his right hand, thought about it, and threw the elf ball in his right hand.

"ah!"

He accurately hit the melon on Hong Li's little head, heard the opponent scream, and was then taken into the elf ball without any resistance.

Well, the ball didn't even swing. This girl really didn't bother to use any strength at all.

Black Yang picked up the elf ball, kicked it into his jacket pocket, hummed softly, opened the bedroom door with the key, and threw the ball on the bed.

"Click"

A flash of red light flashed, and the smaller version of mini Hongli let out a feeble "Ahhh" and sank into the soft big bed.

Hanging the coat on the hanger, Hei Yang walked to the bed.

He gently poked the mini version of Hongli with his index finger, and the latter instantly returned to its original size.

"You hate it!"

Hong Li's face turned red with honey.

"Those who use hands and feet, you rascal!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang coughed: "It's not a big problem!"

"whispering sound……"

Hong Li curled her lips and was about to say something. Suddenly she felt her legs being lifted up, and her heart trembled suddenly, and she quickly said: "Hey, hey, hey, stop! Ah, help, help, help, help!"

"What the hell are you screaming about?"

Hei Yang helped Hong Li take off her shoes and said with a speechless expression: "Don't move!"

"Just move, huh?"

Hongli was stunned for a moment, came to her senses, and muttered: "Just take off my shoes..."

"Hmm? Otherwise?"

Hei Yang rolled his eyes and threw Hong Li's shoes off the bed.

"You still want to wear shoes? I want you to get on the bed and kick me!"

"Ah ha ha……"

Hongli laughed twice and did not dare to speak.

"Well……"

Hei Yang looked at the remaining small white socks on Hong Li's feet, paused, and pulled them off. When he saw two exquisite and transparent white feet exposed, he nodded with satisfaction.

"I'm a really good man who takes care of my wife."

Hei Yang sighed a few times, lay back and rolled over to Hong Li's side.

He stretched out his arms to hold her in his arms, gave her a firm "chip" on her little face, and closed his eyes, becoming peaceful as well.

"But then again..."

Hei Yang suddenly thought of something and made a faint sound.

"Did we forget something?"

"ah?"

Hong Li's eyelashes fluttered, she opened her eyes gently, stretched out her hand to wipe the saliva on her face, turned over, faced Hei Yang face to face, looked at him and asked, "Forgot something?"

"Ah, that's right..."

Hei Yang muttered: "Didn't you say that you want to call Elder Huole and the others to find out what's going on and why it started shaking again?"

"Ah, this kind of thing..."

Hong Li yawned slightly, her eyes were a little moist, and she said with an indifferent expression: "I thought about it again, maybe it was just an ordinary small shock.

If Elder Huo Le is troubled by this kind of thing today, should he ask Elder Huo Le tomorrow about the weather conditions, temperatures, and recommended outfits for travel in the past few days? "

"What a weather forecaster!"

Hei Yang affirmed, patted Hong Li on the back, shook his head and said, "Then just listen to me, my wife!"

"Well, Hei Yang, you suddenly became so good. I'm a little embarrassed. It turns out that I dote on you too much and I've spoiled you rotten."

Hongli smiled helplessly, stretched out, stretched out her hand to pull the communication stone from the bedside, dialed Elder Huo Le's communication, and handed it to Hei Yang: "Hey."

"ah?"

Hei Yang had a question mark.

"Take it."

"oh."

Hei Yang understood and reached out to take the communication stone. He raised his hand and let the camera cover both of them, acting as a humanoid support.

Soon, Elder Huole also appeared on the screen, but looking at the blue sky and white clouds behind him, he seemed to be flying in the sky.

"Xiao Li?"

"Hey, Elder Huo Le, are you taking a walk? You are in good spirits."

Hongli patted her little face to wake herself up a little, recovered, and waved hello to Elder Huole.

"The weather is nice. Have you had breakfast? What are you preparing for lunch?"

"Well……"

Elder Huole was stunned for a moment, landed on a mountain, looked at the camera angle, and couldn't help but complain: "Are you two hugging each other in bed all day long..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli said "Hey" and smiled sheepishly.

"Actually, it's not the case anymore. Sometimes..."

"Sometimes I hold her in other places!"

Hei Yang promptly added an explanation.

Huo Le: "..."

"Forget it, just tell me what you want from me."

Elder Huo Le has served as the exclusive customer service for Hei Yang Hongli and his wife many times, and now he probably understands how to talk to them.

If you don’t want to waste time, go straight to the topic and don’t talk about other topics with them. Even if you do, don’t continue to talk.

Otherwise, the two of them, two idle members of society who were idle all day long, could spend most of the day with him, and their time would be wasted.

The key is that Elder Huo Le can't defeat the two of them. After all, he can't defeat either of the two of them, let alone them being together.

"I'm not as free as you, I'm busy right now!"

Elder Huole said speechlessly.

"Eh?"

Hongli blinked, looking confused.

"Isn't Elder Huo Le taking a walk? Why are you so busy?"

"Nowhere, I'm not taking a walk at all, I'm on patrol!"

Elder Huole sighed and pointed in the direction of Five Elements Mountain and then to the northwest.

"From the sect, there are my patrol locations."

"Wow, elder, aren't you half-retired? You still have to patrol!"

Hongli couldn't help but widen her eyes: "This is too much oppression of the sect members. Your sect leader is really nothing!"

Hei Yang: "..."