How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"puff……"

Hei Yang was lucky that he didn't drink water, otherwise he would squirt out. He pointed at Hong Li's weird movements and couldn't help but laugh: "Hahahaha, I'm laughing so hard, what are you doing, no, what are you doing, hahaha." …”

"Hey, why are you laughing to death?"

Hong Li angrily asked: "Not charming? Not charming? Not mature and sexy?"

"It's moving, let's radiate in all directions..."

The corners of Hei Yang's mouth couldn't stop rising, he stepped forward and touched Hong Li's head, smiling happily: "My evaluation is that you can only be mature and sexy under certain circumstances.

If you're just pretending, Teacher Hong, with all due respect, you really don't have this talent, hahaha..."

"hateful!"

Hong Li raised her head with a "ferocious" look on her face and reached out to slap Hei Yang's hand away.

"You are not so hurtful. If Gou Heiyang doesn't cooperate with me, you are not allowed to touch my head!"

"Just touch it..."

Hei Yang used both hands to rub Hong Li's hair.

"Look at me touching my head and saying yes and refusing to fight anymore..."

"Ah ah ah, Hei Yang, go to hell!"

Hong Li used force to pull Hei Yang over and push him down. She aimed her hands at Hei Yang's head and retaliated with tooth for tooth.

"It's my turn to touch it back! Huhhhhhhhhh!"

"Don't even think about it! Watch me fight back!"

"Just thinking! The counter-attack failed!"

"Uhhhhh!"

"Drink hahaha!"

"Mom, Dad, where are you?"

The sound of a small fire came from the living room.

"Strange, this must be breakfast..."

"Ah, it's coming!"

"Come here!"

Hei Yang Hongli, who was struggling with each other, quickly replied, turned to look at the other person and couldn't help but laugh.

"Okay, okay, get up quickly. We won't make trouble again after dinner."

"Well, I won't get up until Hei Yang gets dressed."

"Stop making trouble, what's wrong!"

"Just make a fuss, do you want to listen to me?"

"Okay, okay, raise your arms..."

"Ah hahaha, don't tickle me hahaha..."

……………

"Well……"

At the dining table, Hei Yang carefully looked at the elixir refined by Xiao Huo with a serious look on his face.

"It does look like the Life-Sensing Pill..."

"Haha, right?"

While Xiao Huo was eating Xiao Long Bao, he said with a smile: "This is considered Xiao Huo's passing!"

"Well, I'm not sure..."

Hei Yang asked to the side: "Xiaoli, what do you think?"

"What am I looking at? There's a bottle behind me, ah, suck, suck, suck..."

Hong Li waved her hand: "Don't say anything after eating. I'll help you look at it after I finish eating..."

"That's right, Xiao Huo, can dad open the bottle and check it?"

"Just check, you're not afraid of the little fire!"

"Okay, um, um, indeed, not bad..."

Hei Yang pinched the elixir in his hand, relaxed his frown, put the one he had taken out into another bottle, covered the bottle containing the remaining elixir, and then said with a smile: "I declare, Xiao Huo Nirvana Fire Cultivation, Passed, Excellent Score!”

"Great!!!"

After solving the test problem of Xiaohuo, the Heiyang family had a delicious breakfast.

But here, Hei Yang Hongli was washing dishes with rock, paper, scissors, and two little guys, Hei Huihong Qiao, came to visit, saying that they wanted to know about the Five Elements Sect so that they could prepare in advance...

Chapter 384 The sun always rises from the east, but the wind comes from all directions.

"What's there to know? Isn't it the one-third of an acre of the Five Elements Sect!"

Hongli was lying on the sofa in the living room, her bare feet dangling.

If other guests came, she would pretend to be a good wife, mother, and lady.

But for the two little cousins ​​Hei Hui and Hong Qiao, hey, everyone knows each other's virtues, so my family doesn't have to deal with so many things.

Hei Yang was carefully handling a bag of peanuts, while Xiao Huo and Hei Hui were whispering there.

Only Hong Qiao looked serious and asked her cousin sincerely.

She had already decided that she would go to the Five Elements Sect with Hei Hui to practice in the coming spring, but she felt a little unsure in her heart, fearing that there was something she should know but she didn't.

After much deliberation, she dragged Hei Hui to her cousin's house and asked Hongli about this issue.

If there is anyone who knows the Five Elements Sect best among the people she is familiar with, her cousin, who has become the leader of the sect after only one year there, definitely has a top-notch understanding of the Five Elements Sect.

She now hopes that her cousin will give her an introductory guide. She will follow her cousin's guide. She does not expect to become a sect master after passing the level, but she hopes that the newbie can avoid lightning when she enters the trap.

But Hong Li really didn't know what to say about her cousin's problem.

"Really, I'm not lying to you. You don't need to prepare anything. You will know what you need to know when you get there."

Hong Li held her head with one hand and said casually: "I was lucky enough to be led directly into the trap by my aunt, a veteran player, so I don't know if there are any minefields.

When you get there, it will give you a few things, including any sect rules and manuals, and any secrets of practice.

You have to read the secrets of spiritual practice carefully. Your sister and I suffered the loss of not reading them seriously back then, which indirectly led to the innocent and tragic death of those comic books of mine. "

"Etc., etc……"

Hong Qiao couldn't help but ask: "I didn't read the secrets of cultivation. Does it have anything to do with the comic... er, comic book, and its innocent and tragic death?"

"That's a big deal. If I..."

At the beginning of her words, Hong Li sighed and waved her hands: "Forget it, it's a long story and I'm too lazy to say it. I just want to tell you to read the practice manual carefully and don't imitate me when the meridians rush randomly...

After all, my meridians go and come back, and your little life goes and never comes back..."

"Well……"

Hong Qiao looked dull, looking down at the pen and notebook in his hand, not knowing what to write down.

My sister was talking weird words again. It was amazing that she could understand one of the three sentences.

Fortunately, based on years of communication experience, Hong Qiao still saw a few bloody big words between the lines: Remember to preview!

"As for that sect rules manual, just flip to the welfare section and take a quick look at it, and then read the rest slowly."

Hongli continued: "Anyway, I didn't finish reading that thing until I graduated from the sect, but that girl Xiaoyun finished reading it and memorized it a few days ago. It's true that I don't exist in the same world.

Just remember when the time comes, don’t bully men, tyrannize women, cheat, abduct, steal or anything like that, it’s usually fine.

If you are unsure about anything, you can ask your senior sisters, brothers, or elders and parents.

Except for the aspect where they let you apply for a membership card, they are very reliable at other times.

If you encounter someone bullying you, remember to tell me. Don’t hold it back. What if your anger goes wrong and you become possessed while practicing, right?

Also, the free meals in the canteen are really not as good as paying for them, so don’t treat yourself too badly..."

"Family rules manual, cafeteria..."

Hong Qiao kept memorizing key words one by one, nodding while listening.

"Will I also have a little flamingo egg by then?"

"Hmm, this is how our Hong family goes to the Fire Department."

Hongli stretched out a finger and said leisurely: "But you can also choose to apply for a change of department, which I didn't know until later.

Because in recent years, young people have become more and more liberal in their views on marriage, and the attributes that the Five Color Family is good at may also change...

Of course, the little flamingo eggs are randomly selected, and you never know what kind of child you will have.

But no matter what, you have to remember that from the moment you decide to hatch, you are his (her) life and the whole world of Xiaohe, and you must not let them down..."

"Hmm, um, how about this, randomly selected..."

Hong Qiao thought: "The biological parents are random, the blood inheritance is random, the talent is random, and the gender is also random..."

"Maybe we can fire a flash."

Hei Yang, who had just eaten a peanut, couldn't help but interject and said with a smile: "Flash Six V Xiaohe..."

"Heiyang shut up."

A row of tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head.

"You don't have to listen if you don't want to, but don't make trouble for me!"

"Okay Xiaoli, your will."

Hei Yang chuckled, said no more, and continued to conquer his pile of peanuts.

"My penis really deserves a beating..."

Hong Li glanced at Hei Yang helplessly, fantasizing about beating him up before looking away and looking at her little cousin Hong Qiao again.

"What should I say, actually you don't need to know so much."

Hongli spread her hands and looked like she was sighing.

"These are precious memories in life. If we knew them in advance, wouldn't there be less surprises then?"

"Just like after I joined the Fire Ministry, I was suddenly told that I could receive a small crane egg."

When Hong Li said this, her eyes lit up.

“Oh my god, I never thought I could raise a little life with my own hands!

That feeling of surprise cannot be diluted even by homesickness. "

"You have to know that I have raised some silly little animals, or plants with strong vitality..."

Hongli shook her head and sighed: "Unfortunately, only Hei Yang survived in the end..."

"Hey, who is the little animal you raised?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but protested from the side: "It's obviously me who raises you, right?"

"Heiyang shut up, I don't need you to disrupt Mouli when he is bragging."

Hong Li rolled her eyes at Hei Yang, looked at Hong Qiao, and continued to sigh: "I want to raise a child with my own hands since childhood!

That feeling is really stressful, but it’s pressure but also motivation..."

"When Teacher Hongli says the word motivation, it always makes me want to laugh three times."

"Heiyang shut up."

Hong Li casually took the small pillow on the sofa and threw it away from Hei Yang, and finally looked at Hong Qiao and concluded: "So, I have probably told you everything I have told you, and it doesn't matter whether you know the rest or not.

After all, no matter how much I can describe it, why not go and see it for yourself, right? "