How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Heiyang showed his half-moon eyes, stood up, and looked at Hongli who was whispering in a low voice with a speechless face.

[Heiyang: So, why don't you talk to me directly like this? ]

[Heiyang: Why did you crawl over here with so much effort? ]

[Hongli: Ah, you crawled, I moved over here! ]

[Heiyang: So did you forget about this thing? ]

[Hongli: What do you care about! ]

[Heiyang: Hey, you have a bad temper, bark twice for me to hear? ]

[Hongli: Damn, you bastard! ]

[Hongli: You still have the nerve to say that, don't you? ]

[Hongli: According to our tacit understanding, I just glanced at you and you knew what to do.

You should have come here happily, but I had to come to you myself!

Instead of reflecting on yourself, you mocked me? ]

[Heiyang: Ah this...]

[Hongli: Ah what this! ]

[Hongli: I'm telling you, Heiyang, you're in trouble, you're in big trouble! ]

[Heiyang: Ahem, what's wrong with me! ]

[Heiyang: If you give me a look, I can of course guess what you want to do! But you didn't give me one! ]

[Hongli: Wow, you're asking for more, right? You want to know what I mean, and you want me to give you a look. You've got all the good stuff, right? ]

[Heiyang: ? ? ? ]

Heiyang blinked, took off the three question marks on his head and put them on top of Hongli's head.

[Heiyang: I think there's something wrong with you! ]

[Hongli: Okay, okay, don't worry about it, just follow me! ]

Hongli took Heiyang's hand, slid into the bedroom in small steps, closed the door, and breathed a sigh of relief.

"Huh, great, I escaped successfully!"

"I bet they all saw you."

Heiyang chuckled, "If you really wanted to sneak in, you could have used the magic, but you chose to do this, right, Drama Queen!"

"Wow, you said I have a bad temper, but you are getting more aggressive day by day!"

Hongli couldn't help but complain, "Can't you be a little gentler to me, like a loving husband who dotes on his wife? Where is the Heiyang who made breakfast for me a few days ago?"

Heiyang: "Hehehehe, I've killed that Heiyang!"

Hongli: "No - the Heiyang from a few days ago -"

"Puchi hahaha..."

Heiyang looked at Hongli's exaggerated expression and laughed out loud.

He waved his hand and said seriously: "Okay, okay, no more trouble, no more trouble.

Let's talk about business, I'm listening, what happened?"

"Didn't you hear it just now?"

Hongli frowned and said mysteriously: "Xiaoyun, she doesn't know about the world fragments!"

"Ah, what's the big deal."

Heiyang spread his hands and said leisurely: "How strange, there are so many people in the Wandering World who don't know about this, doesn't Xingyun know it's strange?"

"Of course it's strange!"

Hongli couldn't help but refute Heiyang, she analyzed: "Think about it, who is Xiaoyun, she is now the eldest sister of the Fire Department disciples, and the outstanding disciple trained by Elder Huo Le as the successor.

Think about Sister Zhuji, as an outstanding disciple, she was notified of the world of fragments in advance, but Xiaoyun didn't know it!"

"Uh, is it strange?"

Heiyang blinked.

"If she doesn't know, it means Elder Huo Le didn't tell her."

"Ah, this..."

Hong Li, who was about to make up some conspiracy theory about memory tampering, brainwashing, cognitive shielding, etc., froze in her expression and looked at Hei Yang.

"Just, that simple?"

"What else?"

Heiyang glanced at Hongli: "Why, it could be that Xingyun was kidnapped on the way, and the one coming here now is a fake monster pretending to be her.

The entire Five Elements Sect has fallen. Elder Huo Le just communicated with you with some coded information, and emphasized that he let Xiaoyun go just to remind you.

Next, you have to expose the truth that Xingyun was disguised, and then crack Elder Huo Le's riddle, attack the Five Elements Sect at night, climb the Five Elements Mountain in the dark, and rescue Elder Huo Le with a thrilling operation.

Then rescue the dying Elder Huo Le from the dungeon, and listen to him release the main storyline mission to you, saying that only you who have the Sect Master Token can do it, and ask you to take back the Five Elements Array Map, take back the Five Elements Sect, etc.!"

"Hiss!"

Hongli gasped He took a breath of cold air and said with admiration: "You are worthy of being my Hongli's man. Your thinking is so sensitive that you can coincide with me..."

"What a coincidence!"

Heiyang stretched out his finger and poked Hongli's head quickly, saying with a vicious face: "If you dare to make up such a plot, you are either stupid or bad!

It won't be long before we finish the work, hide from certain people's sight, and live our lives quietly.

You have to talk about this thing, do you want us to tire ourselves out for millions of words?!"

"Ah this!"

Hongli's expression froze, and she smiled awkwardly: "Well, let Xiaohuo be the protagonist next!

It's called Heiyang Hongli Legend 2: Xiaohuo Legend: The Split Five Elements Sect: Returning to the Place of Birth!"

"..."

Heiyang sighed, sat on the bed, and pointed at his legs. "Xiao Li, be obedient and come here by yourself."

"Ah, don't, Hei Yang..."

Hong Li's face fell, and she came over with a look of fear, lying on Hei Yang's legs, closing her eyes and holding her head with her hands, muttering softly: "Hei Yang, I'm scared."

"Don't be afraid, it will pass if you endure it."

Hei Yang sighed, and his complexion turned dark instantly.

"2 Yes!!! Snap!"

"ah!!!"

"Little Fire Legend, right? Snap!"

"Wow!!!"

"Fission of the Five Elements Sect, right? Bang!"

"ah!!!"

"The place of birth, right! Snap!"

"Woo..."

…………

"call!"

Hei Yang took a long breath and sighed: "I feel better!"

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu Heiyang, you are not a human being!"

"whispering sound."

"Uuuuuuuuah, Hei Yang, you bitch!"

"Bah bah bah."

"..."

Hongli curled her lips, lying on Heiyang with her chin propped up with one hand, not bothering to get up, and said quietly: "So the fact is that Elder Huo Le hid this matter from Xiaoyun."

"Hmm, otherwise."

Hei Yang showed his dead fish eyes and said with a speechless expression: "Have you forgotten what kind of character he is? Back then, I didn't even want you to take risks at sea even after the ring competition.

Now if it was Xing Yun, he must be afraid that the other party would find out and rush over with excitement, so he hid the matter.

At that time, if the secret realm is opened on our birthday, Xiaoyun will be secretly hidden.

If it is opened after our birthday, Elder Huole can also persuade Xiaoyun to stay here for a few more days.

You can just find any reason and say that you are helping Hui Hui Qiao Qiao's two future junior sisters to practice. Believe me, Xiao Yun, a child who is so simple and helpful, will definitely cheat every time! "

"Well……"

Hongli's eyelids twitched.

"It seems that it is indeed like this..."

Xingyun became a little smarter because of this year's training and Hongli's help in correcting some of her silly thoughts.

I remember when she first met Xingyun, she didn't even dare to let her go down the mountain alone, for fear that she would be deceived into a pyramid scheme if she turned around.

Maybe by the time Hongli finds Xiaoyun, she will have already applied for a bunch of MLM membership cards and so on!

Ahem...

"Look, it makes sense. I have something even more reasonable. Just listen to it."

Hei Yang touched his chin and analyzed carefully: "I even suspect that it was Elder Huole who encouraged Xiaoyun to come over in advance to prepare for your birthday.

Think about it, Xiaoyun came over just after he finished the call. He didn't speak clearly and hung up so quickly. What does this mean? "

"What does it mean?"

Hongli blinked.

"It means Elder Huo Le is holding a digit to type the communication!"

Hei Yang, who was never afraid to assume the worst ill will in others, rolled his eyes. He stretched out two fingers and placed them horizontally, one finger on the bottom and one on the top.

"Maybe, Elder Huo Le secretly followed Xingyun all the way through the clouds. He followed her in parallel and non-intersecting directions. Maybe he left when he saw that she was almost there."

Hei Yang put up an awning with his hands, looked in the direction of the Five Elements Sect, and fancied: "Maybe Elder Huole was just like a plane, passing over the Five Colors City just now..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched: "Elder Huo Le, he is not as evil as Hei Yang you said!

I remember that he was still very amiable back then, but what you said was too shameless..."

(Huo Le: Understand, this happened after meeting someone who said he wanted to get married and quit the sect. It caused great psychological trauma to the elderly.)

"Whether it is yes or no, can't we just call and ask?"

Hei Yang casually took out the other party's communication spirit stone from Hong Li's pocket and dialed back the latest communication records.

"If we ask him face to face, will we still be able to tell if he has lied?"

"Too……"

Hongli's legs swayed and she nodded. She placed her hands on both sides of her eyelids, widened her eyes, and hummed softly as she turned on her magical powers.

"Under our sharp eyes, all evil will have nowhere to hide!"

"Dududu..."

"The other party cannot answer the call temporarily, please call again later."

"The other party cannot answer the call at the moment, please call again later."