How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Xing Yun stamped her feet angrily and shouted: "Senior sister, even if you return the spirit stone to me, I will still pester you unless you agree to have a fair fight with me!"

…

"Who cares about that."

Hongli closed the door, took a piece of paper, wrote the name "Hei Yang" and stood it up.

Take out another piece of soft bread, insert three chopsticks, take a deep breath, and clasp your hands.

"God bless me. I have done good deeds today and have paid back the money I owe. Please protect that guy from dying..."

"Ahem..."

A coughing sound suddenly sounded in Hongli's mind, making the latter startled: "Who, who, showed up?!"

"Well……"

Hei Yang shook his groggy head: "Ah, what are you talking about, it's me, the previous call has been turned off...

My head hurts, so is this the result of consuming mental energy..."

"Ah this!"

Hong Li suddenly moved the camera away, quickly pinched the piece of paper with black sun written on it, inspired her spiritual power to ignite it with a "boom", and then took out all the chopsticks and quickly restored them to their original state.

"Ahem..."

Hongli hooked a stool with her foot and sat down in front of the table dignifiedly, with an upright posture and a well-behaved face: "Ahem, um, you didn't see or hear anything just now, did you?"

"What did you see?"

Hei Yang rubbed his eyebrows: "I just woke up and first found out that I was saved by Uncle Zhang and the others, so I breathed a sigh of relief.

Then I heard you muttering there...

My mind is buzzing and I can’t hear what you said..."

"Oh, that's good."

Hong Li breathed a sigh of relief, and her two little feet under the table couldn't help but swing happily: "I thought you were already cold, but the sudden appearance of a corpse scared me."

"Well, I can understand it as..."

Hei Yang forced a smile: "Can it be understood that you care about me?"

"Wow, what are you talking about!"

Hong Li shook her head crazily, her long hair flying: "Absolutely impossible, why would I care about a guy like you?"

"Ah, yes, yes."

Hei Yang couldn't help but laugh out loud: "I understand everything."

"You'd better die!"

Hongli became angry and couldn't help but cursed: "Can you do it? You always say that you are very stable, don't you? How do you explain this time? It's embarrassing!"

"It doesn't count this time. It happened too suddenly..."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Who would have thought that the magical medicine Qi Forging Technique would suddenly stab me in the back..."

"So, is there a possibility."

Hong Li guessed: "The Yaowang Sect is actually a wolf in sheep's clothing. They picked medicine and made elixirs in a daze, which led to their loss of humanity.

Huang Dou was originally the disciple they sent out to collect Qi and blood, but he decisively broke off the relationship after he was discovered.

Then in order to retaliate against you, they found a reason to give you this Qi forging method, with the purpose of making you die. "

"Oh, it's awkward, isn't it? Can these homophones be connected together?"

Hei Yang couldn't help but complain: "You even gave me a bell for my fifteenth birthday. What should I say?"

"Ah, that's just an open and fair way of cursing you."

Hong Li sighed: "But it really didn't work, and on my birthday three days later, it would be even more hateful that you gave me a box of blades!

Moreover, that matter is over, so it would be pointless to mention it again. "

"Okay, okay."

Hei Yang waved his hand: "Back to Yao Wang Sect, I'm not as conspiracy-minded as you. Maybe they didn't expect me to suddenly run into the mountains and forests.

After all, under normal circumstances, nothing would happen to me at home.

Besides, the Yaowang Sect has always had a good reputation, so they wouldn’t want to murder a little kid like me, right? "

"Yes, yes, there are no negative reviews from the store that sells weapons."

Hei Yang: "..."

"Why don't you speak?"

"It's okay, my head just hurts. I'll sleep a little longer..."

Hei Yang yawned and lay firmly on the horse. Zhang San was helping to lead the horse, while Li Si was riding another horse. The two took turns to divide the work so that Hei Yang would not fall to the ground.

"so……"

Hong Li suddenly discovered a question: "Heiyang, is your horse gone?"

"How can you talk! What do you mean my horse is gone..."

"But your horse is indeed gone."

Hong Li said seriously: "There used to be three horses, but now there are only two. The one missing is your horse!"

"Oh, because when I was escaping, I thought the horse was not as fast as myself."

Hei Yang said with a dying breath: "Besides... don't think that I don't know that you just want to scold me on purpose. I don't have the strength now, otherwise I will scold you back."

"Oh, you are so smart."

"Yin Yang strange spirit, crawl!"

Hei Yang hummed: "Let me tell you, the way I feel now is just like that time when we stayed up late to play a game when we were kids, and ended up not sleeping a wink for a whole week.

It feels like the whole person is not on horseback, but stepping on cotton...

Ah, fluttering like Feng Xu Yufeng, transformed into an immortal and ascended to immortality~~"

"Don't become immortal anymore. I think it's almost time for you to be cremated and die."

Hong Li couldn't help but twitch the corner of her mouth. As for the late-night competition, don't pay too much attention to it. It was just a boring competition among the countless meaningless battles between the two of them.

I can’t remember exactly what happened. I just remember that no one could tell the winner in the end.

Because by the end, both of them were unconscious. They leaned on each other and lost consciousness. No one knew when the other fell asleep.

The two of them insisted on their own opinions, and finally ended up in a tie.

Afterwards, their daily routines were messed up for a long time.

So, please do not imitate dangerous behavior.

"Let's cremate it..."

Heiyang waved his hand carelessly: "I'm going to sleep, wish me a good dream."

The three of them have walked out of the forest, and the road ahead is getting wider and wider. There are gradually people around, which makes Zhang San and Li Si's tense spirits relax a little.

"Tsk, boring."

Seeing that Heiyang really fell asleep, Hongli curled her lips, and she could see that the other party was really tired.

Hongli silently marked the Broken Reality skill in her heart. She couldn't use it casually unless it was absolutely necessary, otherwise she would become like Heiyang now, and she didn't know how long it would take to recover.

"Huh..."

After a long sigh of relief, Hongli adjusted her mood and looked to the side. The eggshell of the Lihuohe was already full of cracks...

This is not something Hongli accidentally broke!

This is a third of the top-grade spirit stone absorbed, and it is finally going to hatch!

According to my aunt, the Li Huohe can carry people when it is young. Her Li Huohe was only born for half a year, but it can easily carry the weight of four or five people.

"Very good, everything is moving in a good direction!"

Hongli clenched her fist: "In ten days, the one-month settlement time will arrive. Let's try to let the little Li Huohe learn to carry people during this period!"

At this time, the Li Huohe, who had not yet officially hatched, did not know that her owner had already made plans for her college entrance examination in advance...

Er, no, the "Ten-day Quick Manned Flight" plan has been put on the agenda!

"This kind of thing should be started from the baby."

Gently stroking the eggshell, Hongli showed a funny smile on her face: "Don't learn from me, I am a salted fish, but you can't be a salted fish!

For my peaceful years, it all depends on you to carry the weight!"

"..."

The eggshell trembled violently, feeling the owner's earnest expectations, she suddenly didn't want to be born!

Chapter 57 Close relatives, beasts, mucus, restraints...

Royal capital, Hei family

Hei Changhong frowned and turned around, looking at the members of the Hei family behind him, nodded, and emphasized again: "When people come later, everyone must strictly follow what was agreed in advance, and there can be no mistakes. Do you understand!"

"Yes!"

The members of the family also nodded in response with a serious face!

After that, everyone closed their eyes and began to conserve their energy.

Time passed by minute by minute in the long wait. Suddenly, everyone opened their eyes at the same time, and the sound of talking and laughing came from outside.

"How can I say it? It's worthy of being the capital. I can't see enough of it all the way here.

There's only one word in my mind: grand, high-end, classy!"

"Master, is your headache not relieved yet?"

"Uh... I'm still a little dizzy, but it's much better than at the beginning..."

"I still like the atmosphere of our Five Colors City. Everyone knows each other when walking on the street. Here, it's obviously prosperous and lively, but it makes me feel lifeless."

"Ah, Uncle Li, you haven't seen big cities much, so you're not used to it. The smiling faces of pedestrians on the street are usually only shown when they are talking about business or something."

"What about at home?"

"I think they probably won't smile either. ? "

Heiyang patted his head, looked at the person leading the way in front, and smiled a little embarrassedly: "Sorry, sorry, I was confused and said some nonsense. I didn't mean you..."

"Ah, no, no."

The person in front shook his head and said respectfully: "Look, after the street in front, it's our home. Everyone is waiting for you."

"Ah, no, no."

Heiyang waved his hand quickly: "I'm a little kid, why do I need everyone to wait.

I was thinking of sneaking in quietly, and then staying quietly, and no one would notice that there was an extra pair of bowls and chopsticks in the house for ten days or half a month."

"Ha, you're joking."

The guide smiled and shook his head, saying nothing.

"But, it should be said that it is worthy of the King's Capital Hei family..."

Heiyang looked at the guide, feeling the other party's eighth level of body forging, with a little surprise in his eyes.

Even the guide is a master of the eighth level of body forging, how strong should the elite disciples and even the elders of the Hei family be.

There are so many Qi-refining people, and so many foundation-building people?

Tsk tsk, I dare not think about it, I dare not think about it...

"Please look, all three of you."

The guide pointed to the front with a somewhat joyful tone: "That is where our Hei family lives."