How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli: "..."

"What is called……"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Hongli's head, and she said angrily: "What does it mean to put aside right and wrong? Are you questioning the great God Hongli!"

"Pfft, hahaha, you really dare to say that."

Yao Qingkong showed his half-moon eyes, smiled and teased: "If you don't want to say it, then let me do it for you?"

"Hmph, the arrogance of mortals."

Hong Li snorted softly and said with a look of disdain: "Come on, express your stupid prejudices to your heart's content, so that I can hear what ridiculous things you have to say!"

"Hey, I'll say it bluntly."

Yao Qingkong smiled and stretched out his finger, saying in advance: "It's agreed, I told you not to get angry or get frustrated, but to think humbly about the suggestions I made."

"Oh, gods never lack the virtue of humility."

Hong Li closed her eyes and said arrogantly: "It's just that it's hard to convince the gods with mere mortals' arguments.

However, for the sake of my good mood today, I will be merciful and allow your disgusting words to reach my ears! "

"You seem to get sick from time to time..."

Yao Qingkong said speechlessly: "Does your family know?"

"Ha, of course!"

Hong Li snorted softly: "If God Black Sun were here, he would have a great time chatting with me!"

"Even if you are sick like this, are you willing to accompany you in role-playing..."

Yao Qingkong murmured in a low voice: "If you think about it, marrying him is a match made in heaven."

"Hahaha, reward, reward!"

Shangshen Hongli waved her hand humbly and said: "Just a patient, not worth mentioning, not worth mentioning, hehe..."

"Ah……"

Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes and said, "Then just listen, I said, don't be so anxious!"

"bring it on!"

Hong Li patted her chest confidently and said, "If you frown, I'm not a good man!"

"You are not a good man to begin with..."

Yao Qingkong muttered disdainfully, sighed, and said: "First, your personality is too lively and out-of-the-box, which will give him the feeling that he can bully him casually, and he lacks awe of you! "

"Huh?"

Hong Li tilted her head and said with some uncertainty: "Isn't it right? Husbands and wives should be in awe? Shouldn't they be playful? There is no need to be restrained in anything you say or do..."

Having said this, Hong Li chuckled, clenched two small fists and waved them in the air.

"Just like this, hey, hey, hey, unreasonably, if he's in a bad mood, just punch him twice, and he won't care about me.

At most, he would just be beaten back. A little physical pain is nothing to mention!

Don't take the bad things seriously, keep the good things in your heart as precious memories!

There is no such thing as casual bullying, emotions will firmly hold the line of propriety..."

"To be honest, your way of getting along is very different from ours..."

Yao Qingkong laughed dumbly and couldn't help but said helplessly: "Zi Sheng and I rarely get into such quarrels. He usually humors me, and I know that..."

"There's no point in discussing this. Everyone has their own business!"

Hongli waved her hand and said nonchalantly: "We two were best friends originally, so what if we become husband and wife now?

Lucky people spend their entire lives being healed by childhood, while unfortunate people spend their entire lives healing from childhood.

I am one of those super lucky people. Looking back on this wonderful encounter, I am still deeply moved. "

"That's it..."

Yao Qingkong nodded thoughtfully and smiled in relief.

"Let's skip this point and let's talk about the second shortcoming..."

"What? There's a second flaw?!"

Hong Li's eyes widened and she said in disbelief: "Really or not, you can find a flaw that is not a flaw even if you can pick it apart, but there is a second one?"

"Ah."

Yao Qingkong smiled disdainfully and pointed at Hongli: "You are cute, you have cute ideas, and you even have a cute figure. So do you know what your second shortcoming is?"

"?!!"

Hongli's little face turned pale. She suddenly covered her ears, closed her eyes and shrank her head, with an expression of not accepting reality.

"Ah, this is the only thing, don't say it!

I don’t listen, I don’t listen, it’s fake, even if it’s true, it’s not a shortcoming, Hei Yang said that small ones are also very cute...

Bah, in short, I don’t accept this kind of thing! "

"Oh ho?"

Yao Qingkong's eyes were full of smiles and she said: "You've exposed your flaw, hehe..."

"Okay! You don't have to say any more!"

Hongli looked at Yao Qingkong with grief and anger, and said fiercely: "If you have any ideas, just tell me immediately. If you keep trying, I'll leave. Let Xiaoyun stay here alone with you!"

"Eh?"

Xingyun, who was acting as the background board, was startled and quickly turned around and asked: "Sister Hongli, sister Hongli, did you call me just now? What's the matter?!"

"Ah, it's okay, baby."

Hongli coaxed the child: "Just go and continue eating fruit and hang up. We are discussing some very boring topics. There is nothing that requires special attention..."

"Well, is that so..."

Xingyun nodded and suddenly said: "I understand!"

Xingyun switches to busy mode.

"call……"

Hongli turned to look at Yao Qingkong and said directly: "Tell me, tell me the method!

If you can't turn defeat into victory, I will never let you go! "

"Hey, hey, don't say something so scary, okay..."

Yao Qingkong rolled his eyes speechlessly, and was too lazy to continue to talk about it, but said: "I think you can try the legendary pure desire wind!"

"Um?"

Hongli was shocked: "Pure prison wind? This is not good!"

Hong Li raised her little face and thought of handcuffs and rope imprisonment...

Her face gradually turned red. Hong Li lowered her head shyly and said coquettishly, "It's not impossible if Hei Yang likes him. Oh my, he's so shy..."

"???"

Yao Qingkong was full of questions: "How do I feel? What horrible things are you thinking about that I can't imagine?"

"Hmm..."

Hongli looked at her with the same confusion.

The two looked at each other for three seconds, and Yao Qingkong couldn't help but put his forehead with one hand.

"I said, although I don't know what you understand, but the pure desire wind I am talking about may not be the same thing as what you imagined..."

"Um?"

Hongli was stunned again and couldn't help but ask: "Isn't that what I understand? No need for a rope..."

"No need at all! What else are you going to say!"

As soon as a word came out of Hongli's mouth, Yao Qingkong waved his hand and interrupted with a look of horror, fearing that Hongli would say something new that she hadn't played with in hundreds of years...

"Anyway, stop thinking and listen to me explain it to you slowly!"

Yao Qingkong laughed twice, stretched out his finger and said: "This pure desire means that in addition to being cute, there is also something charming and moving inside. It must have a charm that comes from the inside out..."

"Oh, you're so charming, aren't you?"

Hong Li scratched her head in embarrassment and said with a smile: "Sometimes, Hei Yang will praise me for being charming, hehehehe..."

"Hehehe."

Yao Qingkong smiled disdainfully and said, "I'm praising you when you're dizzy, right?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's expression froze.

"After you praise me, your eyes will darken, right?"

Yao Qingkong sneered.

"Ah this..."

Hongli shuddered.

"Can you still save yourself no matter how charming you are at this time?"

Yao Qingkong smiled.

"Please master, please save me!"

Hongli clasped her hands together with a sincere look on her face.

"please!"

"Ha, seeing how sincere you are, I'll just give you some pointers."

Yao Qingkong said happily: "If you want to show this kind of appearance that is completely different from your original personality, you have to master that temperament!"

"temperament?"

Question marks appeared on Hong Li's head.

"That's the kind of cold and charming lady, or the arrogant young lady, or, well..."

After a pause, Yao Qingkong looked at Hong Li's confused look, sighed and said: "Forget it, let me give you another hint, well, it's that kind of high-ranking queen style, do you understand what I mean? "

"Uh, queen?"

Hong Li blinked her eyes and raised her head to fantasize.

No matter what kind of wind and frost we experienced last night~

After sleeping and waking up, there is still bright sunshine~

"Oh my, my, don't be so down-to-earth!"

Yao Qingkong waved his hand to sweep away the fantasy images on Hong Li's head. He couldn't help but put his hand on his forehead and said, "It can be less sunny and a little darker..."

"A dark one?"

Hong Li frowned and fantasized again.

In the dark basement, candles flickered.

"Pia!" The whip whipped!

"What? Are you so excited to be spanked by me? Call me Queen..."

"no no!"

Yao Qingkong went crazy and slapped away Hong Li's more terrifying imagination, and couldn't help but complain: "I made you dark, but I didn't make you so dark! I meant to let you dress up..."

"Ha, ho, I almost forgot, can't be excited, can't be excited, ha, ho..."

Yao Qingkong took a few long breaths to calm down.

She looked at Hongli helplessly and said in an unhappy tone: "Why do I feel like you don't need my teaching at all? Your knowledge seems to be higher than mine!