How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

What went wrong?

Hei Yang once again fell into painful reflection on life.

First, calm down, think about whether this kind of thing has happened in human history, summarize the experience and wisdom of previous people, and then use it...

What a hell of a summary!

Has such an outrageous situation ever occurred in human history? !

Hei Yang once again fell into the realization of why the world was born and how the universe exploded.

Just like the unity of heaven and man longed for by cultivators, understanding the essence of the great road, incarnating into heaven and earth but retaining the original intention, and having an empty and clear mind without distracting thoughts is for great wisdom, great freedom, and great realm...

To put it simply, Hei Yang gave up thinking.

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"Ah, thank you."

Zhang San picked up a bowl of water and drank it in one gulp. He wiped his mouth and looked at the young man named Heizhao who was leading the way: "Drinking a sip of hot water will make your whole body feel refreshed."

"Ah, you're welcome."

The black catcher showed a warm smile: "Because today is a special day, all the servants at home have a holiday..."

"This special day... is this the plan to capture our young master..."

Li Siyin had a sullen face, looking at Heiyang not far away who looked dull and had dull eyes, with a look of unbearability.

"Hey, Lao Zhang, the young master is still being tortured there. Is it okay if we just sit here and drink water with peace of mind?"

Li Si couldn't help but said: "Look at the pitiful look on the young master's face, I almost want to cry..."

Look, his lips are trembling, he must be saying: Uncle Li, Uncle Zhang, rescue me from this hell!

But what about us, do we just watch? ! "

"Oh, but what can we do?"

Zhang San sighed and spread his hands helplessly: "You have also seen that the young master himself does not dare to move, for fear of hurting those children...

Huh, using children and old people to play tricks is really shameless to the extreme, disgusting, despicable, obscene and shameless! "

Zhang Sanyue became angry when he said this, and he snorted coldly: "Don't think that your surname is Hei, so that I can treat you respectfully. I, Zhang San, know the Hei family as a member of Master Mu Guang's family. The Hei family is the capital of the king. Don't scare me!

I have watched the young master grow up with my own eyes. If something happens to him, I will risk my life. I, I, ahem... Another bowl of water, thank you. "

"Ah, okay."

Hei Zai was stunned for a moment, then took the bowl, took another bowl of warm water and handed it to Zhang San: "The climate here is much drier than that of my hometown, and it is easy to get angry, so be careful..."

"Ah, Gududu, thank you!"

Zhang San wiped his mouth, nodded and thanked, and turned back to an angry face again: "So, even if... uh, where did I just say?"

"Even if I risk my life..."

Li Si reminded in a low voice: "It's time to talk about the rest..."

"oh oh!"

Zhang San nodded, with an angry look on his face: "Even if I risk my life, I... I will risk my life too!"

"?" "?"

A question mark slowly appeared on the heads of Li Si and Black Cat.

"Why are you looking at me like that? What kind of expression is that!"

Zhang San shrank his head and blushed: "I drank some water in the middle and lost my emotions and forgot my words?!"

"..."

Li Si's face was filled with disdain, and he kept silent about everything.

"I'm really sorry..."

HeiZhao lowered his head: "We didn't intentionally let children and old people do this, but...

It's just that there are no young people in the family anymore, so we are the only ones left..."

"Um?"

Zhang San and Li Si stared at each other, then looked at Hei Zai: "What do you mean, there are no young people anymore, aren't you a young person?"

"my words……"

The black catcher lowered his head and whispered: "Actually, I am already thirty-one this year, but I am a bit young. Among my brothers and sisters, I am the eldest.

Therefore, I should also be called Uncle Heiyang. My father is the same generation as Uncle Heiyang.

Those grandparents are Uncle Heiyang’s elders. Uncle Heiyang should call them uncles and aunts. "

"..."

"Wait a minute……"

Zhang San rubbed his eyebrows: "Just wait for me to calm down for a while, who is not an uncle, who is not the boss...

I don't understand this situation. I seem to be having a headache just like the young master. You wouldn't have given me sweat medicine in the water, would you? "

"Mongolian sweat medicine..."

Hei Zai muttered in a low voice: "It's a bit expensive. It's too wasteful to buy it. It's a waste of medicine and water..."

"Look, is this what you, a disciple of a big family, should say? You are too diligent and thrifty!"

Zhang San felt his head hurt even more: "Old Li, you are very clever. Please analyze it for me. What is the situation now?!"

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"Uh, this, that..."

Li Si frowned and thought deeply: "Well, in a big family like this, the seniority is quite chaotic.

Well, it’s normal, it’s normal hahaha! "

"Not normal at all."

Zhang San rolled his eyes, looked at Hei Zai, and expressed doubts in his heart: "I remember that the person who wrote the letter inviting us to come is obviously the second wife. Where are his elderly and family members? Could it be..."

"That's not true...that letter is indeed a fake...but..."

The black catcher sighed and pointed to a certain exquisite cabin at home: "My great-grandfather was resting in that room... You could say he was resting, or he could be said to be in a daze.

Just a few years ago, his old man suffered brain damage due to stimulation. As a result, he became stupid and stupid every day. He did not even remember us, and occasionally he would sit blankly when he was awake.

Moreover, over the years, the elderly person’s symptoms have become more severe. "

"this……"

Zhang San and Li Si were stunned for a moment, but did not interrupt Hei Zai. They saw that the other party still had something to say.

"In addition, in that room, there is also the previous head of the family..."

Hei Zai rubbed his eyebrows and said: "Uncle Hei Chen, the previous head of the family, is at the ninth level of Qi Refining and is only one step away from entering the foundation building realm.

Under his leadership, our Hei family's status was so high that even the big families in the royal capital would give us a cut. "

"Then why..."

Zhang San pointed at the people of the Hei family next to him. The meaning was self-evident. He was so boastful. How could he be so virtuous?

"This all started four years ago."

The black catcher fell into memories: "Four years ago, a bunch of strange things suddenly happened in the northwest of the royal capital.

For example, a certain villager's cow was suddenly eaten by a giant python that appeared out of nowhere.

For another example, when someone went to the toilet in the middle of the night, he seemed to see a dragon flying in the sky...

Of course, people didn't pay too much attention to that kind of thing at that time. At most, local officials posted a reward notice offering a reward for traces of the so-called giant python, which was considered to appease people.

As for the theory of the dragon, it is even more nonsense. Who would believe the nonsense of a drunk man who got up late at night?

However, until one day, a caravan with a very prominent financial position in the royal capital disappeared inexplicably in the northwest, as if it had disappeared without any news.

At that time, everyone thought that the caravan encountered some evil demon and was unfortunately killed. But a few months later, they suddenly appeared again and brought back many precious treasures.

For example, powerful magic weapons, precious elixirs, and even legends say there is a complete cultivation method that leads directly to the golden elixir road! "

"Golden elixir?!"

Zhang San and Li Si exclaimed. To them, that was a profound realm that could only be heard in legends and myths.

As for the current Qiankun Kingdom, let alone the Golden Core stage, even if a Foundation Establishment monk comes to visit, the Emperor of Qiankun Kingdom needs to treat them politely.

"I'm not sure about this, I said it's a legend, a legend!"

The black catcher scratched his head: "But no matter what, the matter has spread.

All kinds of rumors spread all over the sky. Some said it was an immortal cave, some said it was the inheritance of great power. Every family began to send people to the northwest, hoping to get a piece of the pie.

Including the royal family, they also attached great importance to this and sent a team to lead the foundation-building period to explore.

And our Hei family is naturally very interested in this. We don’t ask for any golden elixir cultivation method. As long as Uncle Hei Chen can condense his magical power and successfully build the foundation, our family can go a step further.

In order to ensure that they could seize food from the tiger's mouth, the clan dispatched almost all the powerful young talents, and Uncle Hei Chen personally led the team there.

Everyone was extremely confident and set off in a grand manner..."

"Then?"

Zhang San and Li Si have probably guessed the ending.

"A week later, only Uncle Hei Chen escaped back in despair. It was obvious that his spirit was severely damaged and he could not even communicate with us normally."

Hei Chen sighed: "But seeing Uncle Hei Chen's appearance, we also knew that the other disciples were probably in danger and were wiped out.

This blow was simply fatal to us. When my great-grandfather heard it, he was so angry that he vomited blood, and then he became what he is now.

At first, I was not selected into the team because of my low strength. As a result, now I am the one with the highest strength in the entire clan.

The fire cannot be contained in the paper, and this kind of thing spread quickly.

Those families that have conflicts with our Hei family have begun to add insult to injury and annex our properties crazily. If it weren't for the help of the other four families of the Five Colors family, we would probably have become a loser.

The most important thing at that time was to elect a new clan leader to stand up and take charge of the overall situation.

My father was not the best candidate at the time, but the remaining uncles and aunts were unwilling to take over the mess and left the Hei family one by one.

They either married into other families, or married into other families, some went to seek refuge with the royal family, and some hid anonymously without knowing where they were...

In short, as if overnight, our huge family suddenly only had two or three big cats and kittens left. "

Sighing heavily, Hei Chen continued: "With the help of my father running the family's only remaining shop in the city, and the help of more or less the Five Color Family, we have been able to survive until now.

But even the only store has been crazily suppressed by competitors recently, and the business has become increasingly bleak. If this continues, the property will really be sold, and the family will be destroyed.

Behind that competitor, it is said that there is a shadow of a monk in the Qi Refining Period. If my Hei family was in its heyday, how would I take him seriously?

But now... no matter what, Uncle Heiyang, who has entered the Qi refining stage at a young age, is really our family's greatest hope.

If he can serve as the clan leader, he may be able to turn the tide..."

"Thinking too much!"

Hei Yang snorted coldly, and after confirming that all the people on his body had been removed, he stood up suddenly, turned around and was about to leave: "Everyone has dreams in life, and each of them is wonderful. Anyway, it is impossible for me to help you realize your dream of rejuvenation.

If you really can't survive, then go back to your hometown... Forget it, Five Color City is quite quiet now, and it can't tolerate your big ambitions. Uncle Zhang, Uncle Li, let’s go. "

"Xiaoyang!!!"

Hei Changhong swooped forward to hug his thigh, but Hei Yang turned away without even looking. The former slid a bloody trace on the ground with his chin.