How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Heiyang touched his head and smiled to ease the embarrassment.

"Hahaha, you still remember, it happened so long ago..."

"Ah, yes, yes, it was just a few paragraphs ago, it was really long ago."

Hongli stretched out her hand to grab Heiyang's cheek, pinching him in a faint tone.

"Damn Heiyang, look at me tearing your mouth off, huh!"

"Ah, ah..."

Heiyang did not resist, and said miserably: "Poor Heiyang, being played around by Hongli."

"Hehe, this is what you deserve."

Hongli snorted triumphantly, thought about it, and simply dragged Heiyang down, letting him fall headfirst on her legs, rubbing Heiyang's head with both hands.

"You know how powerful I am! Hahaha!"

"Ah, ah..."

He rested his head on the smooth, white, and elastic thighs, Heiyang squinted his eyes and muttered: "I know, I know, it's really amazing..."

"Hehe, it's good to know."

Hongli raised the corners of her mouth, proud.

"I hope you can be like this in the future and understand your humble position at home?

Huh!!? What's that expression on your face? It's so weird!"

"Ah, nothing..."

Heiyang muttered, "I am very guilty and repentant, can't you see it?"

"Get down, I'm not blind yet!"

Hongli said viciously, "Get up from your legs, damn it!"

"I have sinned deeply and need to repent."

Heiyang sighed, "Keep punishing me, Master Hongli!"

"You are so naughty..."

Hongli glared at Heiyang angrily, sighed, and gently hit Heiyang's head.

"Whatever you want, I don't even want to say anything to you..."

"Hehe..."

………………………………

"So what do you say?"

Hongli couldn't help asking, "Your brother, aren't you going to say anything?"

"Ah ha? Didn't I express my shock?"

Heiyang said faintly, "What if they have nothing to do with each other? What if they are just ordinary friends?

Even if they are lovers, so what? Do you still want to complain?

What are you complaining about? Complain that he is too close to that girl?

Don't forget how close we have been over the years..."

"Ah this..."

Hongli was stunned for a moment, then reacted and smiled awkwardly.

"That's true, hahaha..." Hongli waved her hands and laughed embarrassedly: "I'm just curious!" "Hehe, gossip." Heiyang closed his eyes and said leisurely: "Today is the 31st, tomorrow is the 1st, and the day after tomorrow is your birthday. With so many people coming, they probably can't leave on your birthday. Now, many acquaintances will come to celebrate your birthday." "Huh?" Hongli frowned and pouted: "I don't want many people to come on my birthday! The big scene that has happened to me in this life is enough, the wedding, as for other things..." "What about other things?" Heiyang asked curiously. "It will be very uncomfortable if too many people come! Do you even need to ask!" Hongli hummed and counted on her fingers. "Mom, Dad, Grandma, Grandpa, Husband, Daughter and me + that's enough for me.

If Xiaoyun, Gaga, Huihui, Qiaoqiao and the others come, I will welcome them too. As for more people, humph, it won't feel like a birthday if there are too many people."

After a pause, Hongli added: "At least it doesn't feel like a birthday to me.

I'm used to having you on my birthday, and only you."

"Yeah, that's true."

Heiyang raised his lips slightly, stretched out a hand to hook Hongli's chin, and smiled: "Then why don't you bring them to play together, just our family members will be fine, right?"

"Hmm."

Hongli nodded, pointed to the distance, and said viciously: "It's best that on my birthday, all the practitioners, secret realms, world fragments, etc. should do what they should do, don't fight here disturb us!

No matter how stable the seal is and how small the risk is, how can we sleep well when we think that there is a dangerous world fragment ready to move near the Five Colors City! Really! "

"Uh..."

Heiyang reminded: "Didn't we sleep well this morning?"

"You have to argue with me, right?"

Hongli rolled her eyes at Heiyang and snorted: "That doesn't count. That was an unnatural sleep. I didn't even know when I fell asleep."

"Hmm..."

Heiyang paused, took out a spirit stone from his body and handed it to Hongli, snorting: "I have a photo of you when you were unconscious, cough cough, sleeping, take a look?"

"Good guy, you took a sneak shot of me, didn't you!"

Hongli widened her eyes, took the spirit stone, injected spiritual power into it and activated it, and her pupils shrank sharply.

"Who, who is this!"

Hongli couldn't help but trembled and said, "Why does it look so much like me!"

"Nonsense, who else could it be but you?"

Heiyang snorted, "Isn't it cute?"

"This, this, this..."

Hongli flipped through several pictures, her face getting redder and redder, until she saw the last one, her face was red as blood, and she slightly exerted force on her hands.

"Crack!"

"Clatter"

The spirit stone turned into powder and dust in Hongli's hands, and was burned up by the Nirvana Fire.

"What a cute ghost! It's so embarrassing!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and punched Heiyang with her fist, saying in shame, "How dare you do this while I was sleeping, you deserve to die! You really deserve to die!"

"Ah, what a pity."

Heiyang sighed as he watched the spirit stone turn to ashes in Hongli's hands.

Although he had guessed that this would be the result, Heiyang still felt a little regretful.

"How can you not respect the fruits of others' labor at all?"

Heiyang said confidently: "You agreed at the time. Look at the photos. You even made a scissor hand gesture to me!"

"Fuck your scissor hand!"

Hongli grabbed Heiyang's neck with both hands and gritted her teeth.

"Wow, damn guy, take a fatal scissor hand from me!"

"Wrong, wrong."

Heiyang begged for mercy: "Sister, spare me."

"Hmph..."

………………………………

For a whole day, Heiyang and Hongli were on the roof of their house, watching people coming and going in the distance, and the two of them were in a daze.

At about six o'clock in the evening, they went back to the living room to buy a set meal of the Five Elements Sect. After dinner, they went back to the bedroom to sleep.

It was not until the next day that Heiyang and Hongli walked to the formation with a refreshed spirit. Seeing that Elder Huo Le and the others all had dark circles under their eyes, they were stunned.

"What happened? Did they get beaten?"

Heiyang looked at the elders of the Five Elements Sect, the Medicine King Sect, and the Infinite Sword Sect, all of whom looked listless, with twitching mouth corners.

"Did you fight in a group?"

"You guys are the ones fighting!"

Elder Huo Le's head was bulging with blue veins, and he couldn't help but retort.

"Ah this..."

Heiyang and Hongli were shocked and couldn't help asking: "How do you know that we fought over the last bag of snacks last night?!!"

"You are monitoring my husband and me, right?!!"

Hongli widened her eyes and hugged Heiyang in horror.

"Hubby, I'm so scared!"

"Don't be afraid, Xiaoli."

Heiyang touched Hongli's head and comforted her, "Let me be scared first."

"You guys, forget it..."

Huo Le raised his hand and pointed at the two drama queens, sighed, and looked like he had no energy to argue. He turned his head and walked to the side, sat down on a stone, and rubbed his eyebrows to relieve fatigue.

"Uh, so what's going on?"

Heiyang and Hongli looked at the elders who were sitting or lying on the ground, and they didn't look like Yuanying stage bosses at all, and couldn't help asking.

"You still have the nerve to say that..."

Yin Zisheng, who was lying on the side, glanced at Heiyang weakly, and couldn't help cursing: "Especially you, you know what you did in your heart, you fucking, I fucking, huh..."

"Uh..."

Hongli turned her head to look at Heiyang, and asked: "What's wrong with you? You didn't sleep in the middle of the night, sneaked over and beat them up?"

"What nonsense are you talking about."

Heiyang patted Hongli's head and couldn't help saying: "You don't know whether I sleep or not, right?

Let alone sneaking out, you have to wake up when I turn over and get out of bed!"

"Uh, that's right..."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully. She didn't know since when she couldn't sleep without holding Heiyang.

As long as Heiyang made a move, she would wake up immediately.

She turned her head to look at Yin Zisheng, and couldn't help saying: "Then what's the matter with you? This Heiyang didn't beat you!

I can guarantee that he didn't go out in the middle of the night."

"What? It's that formation. Before we started to crack it, we didn't think of it..."