How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Hmm, oh, by the way, Brother Hei Chen and Grandpa Er should also be careful not to disturb their rest."

"OK, I understand!"

"..."

Watching Zhang San carefully close the door, Hei Yang sighed, then turned his gaze back, took the hidden papers from under the desk and spread them on the table again.

Ignoring the inexplicable artistic lines that Hei Yang scribbled when he was upset, the words above came into view.

[How to maintain a long-distance relationship? 】

【First,……】

【second,……】

"..."

"But having said that, although we are engaged, we have never even confessed to each other. Is this really a long-distance relationship and not just wishful thinking on my part?"

Hei Yang sighed and lay on the table, looking like he was giving up on himself: "Besides, I can't think of any good way at all. In my previous life, I only studied and studied, and I didn't know anything about this!"

"Do you really need to ask elders who have rich life experience for advice on this kind of thing?"

Hei Yang looked sad: "But how can you make me feel embarrassed to say this kind of thing? It's so embarrassing!"

Sighing, Hei Yang sat up straight again, looking at the "Tips for Long Distance Relationships" that he spent half a day summarizing with a rubbish expression. An unreliable aura hit his face, making him feel guilty.

[The first type of long-distance relationship: First of all, you must be lovers before you can have a long-distance relationship, so you need to confess your love first! 】

"Ah...did I write this?!"

Hei Yang's expression froze and he looked away unnaturally: "Ahem, this is not important, next one, next one!"

[The second type of long-distance relationship: After confirming the relationship, you must first find out the reason for the long-distance relationship. Is it because of work or because of family environment that separates the two? 】

"Ah, the reason why she was arrested seems to have been contributed by me..."

Hei Yang felt even more guilty: "Ah, no, how could I be such a beast? This is completely force majeure. Yes, force majeure has nothing to do with me!

Sure enough, what I wrote was unreliable, some rubbish tips for long-distance relationships, next one, next one! "

[The third type of long-distance relationship: Are you sure you and your lover understand each other? If so, you might as well put yourself in the perspective of your other half and think about the problem. Think about what you would do if you were in that situation. This can eliminate the second thought. Many misunderstandings between people. 】

"Ha, isn't this better? I still don't understand her. I know her better than her parents!"

Hei Yang finally regained a lot of confidence: "Well, good, let's put ourselves in her shoes, what would I think of Hei Yang now if I were her?"

"Well……"

Hei Yang frowned, adjusted his expression slightly, and entered the state, so he subconsciously opened his mouth and cursed: "Hei Yang, this piece of shit, ah ah ah, irritating, why didn't he be caught, why!

He should be the one to practice hard, and I should just lie back and enjoy it. Damn it, damn it, ahhhhh! "

"..."

Hei Yang blinked, feeling even weaker.

“Uh, no, no, she definitely doesn’t think so!

Hahaha, sure enough I don’t know her as well as I thought, the imitation doesn’t look like her at all, yes, it doesn’t look like her at all! "

Hei Yang used his self-understanding skill: self-deception!

General effect.

Hei Yang's conscience received some false comfort!

"Bah, what a trick, it won't work at all!"

Hei Yang became angry in embarrassment: "Look at another one. If it's still not reliable, stop reading it. It won't work at all!"

[The fourth type of long-distance relationship: If it is really impossible to shorten the time of long-distance relationship, then you might as well give him more care, make more phone calls, and care about his daily life and work worries.

Under normal circumstances, you can start the topic based on the weather, three meals a day, etc., so as to give the other person a feeling that you are always with him. 】

"Well, that sounds pretty good."

Hei Yang's eyes lit up and he looked at the still warm pork bone noodle soup on the table. He immediately thought about it!

[Heiyang: [picture][picture]]

[Hongli:? 】

[Hei Yang: Look, how do you like it? Do you want to eat it? 】

[Hongli: Well, I want to eat it. It looks good. 】

[Hei Yang: Hehe, it’s a pity that you can’t eat it. Are you angry? Are you angry? 】

[Hongli:? 】

[Hongli: What the hell! 】

[Hongli: Heiyang, I fuck you, you big ***]

【Hongli:】

[Hei Yang:...]

Hei Yang blinked and gently lifted the paper on the table. Several small sparks jumped out from his fingertips and jumped onto the paper.

"boom!"

The fire lit up the house and the ashes fell.

Pick up the bowl with one hand and hold the chopsticks with the other.

"Damn it, that summary is really unreliable!"

Hei Yang looked fierce, lowered his head, and ate his noodles, which would soon get cold.

…

"What the hell...what does this guy Hei Yang mean?"

Hongli had a question mark and subconsciously groped for a few times on her body: "Did he use some despicable and evil props to put on me to monitor me? Otherwise, how would he know that I am hungry now?"

"..."

"Forget it, if you don't understand it, don't think about it!"

Scratching her head irritably, Hong Li swung the spear in her hand and pressed the tip of the spear against the little Li Huohe who was curled up on the corner of the bed, with a murderous look on her face: "Tell me! Did you steal all my snacks?"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Xiaoli Huohe looked at the woman in front of him in horror. He called her "baby daughter" yesterday, but today he is pointing a spear at her. The adult world is too scary!

"Why are you standing there in a daze? Five seconds, tell me!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Cry, crying counts as time!"

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Little Li Huohe shook his head wildly. It wasn't her, it definitely wasn't her. She was just a cute little Li Huohe. What bad intentions could she have?

"Not you?"

Hongli's face was full of suspicion.

"Chirp!"

That's right, it's not her!

"That's it."

Hongli nodded thoughtfully: "Then there's nothing we can do. It seems we can only go to the canteen's canteen to purchase some more.

Oh, by the way, Xiaohuo, do you think the orange-flavored bread is more delicious, or the strawberry-flavored cookies? "

"Chirp? Chirp!"

Xiaoli Huohe blurted out without even thinking, she thought the original candy was the most delicious!

"..."

"..."

"Hmm."

Hongli sneered twice and pressed the tip of the gun against her again: "Mom's good daughter, you are still too young."

"Chirp..."

Xiaoli Huohe's legs felt weak. Well, if he admitted it now, would it be too late?

"It's too late, you should wake up!"

Hongli roared angrily: "I'm going to make you into pork bone noodle soup!"

"Chirp!"

Xiaoli Huohe shook his head crazily. It was impossible. As a Lihuohe, no matter how outrageous she was, there was no way she could turn into pork bone noodle soup! This is not a living thing!

"I don't care! I just want to eat pork bone noodle soup, please change it for me!"

"Chirp————"

Chapter 63 The person I like also has someone I like (sad)

"You, come out from behind my pillow!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Hurry up, otherwise your blood will probably stain my pillow!"

"Chirp!"

Xiaoli Huohe would rather die than surrender, hugging Hongli's pillow tightly, sticking out his little head to take a peek, and then another...

Hiss, she still hasn't calmed down!

"Chirp! Chirp!"

Don't come here, she has a pillow as a hostage, come here again...come here again and she will throw the pillow to the ground!

"Yo ho!"

Hong Li's eyes widened in disbelief: "How dare you threaten me? Your wings are hard, right?"

"Chirp————"

She's not, she doesn't mean to threaten, she just wants to live!

"Impossible, I won't agree to this condition!"

Hongli snorted coldly: "Stealing food is a capital crime, that's for sure, but for the sake of mother and daughter, before you die, I can still agree to a request that is not too excessive.

For example, do you want it stewed or fried?

Well, having said that, does a creature like the flamingo require higher temperatures to be cooked? "

"Chirp!!!"

Don't eat her, she's just born and doesn't have much meat!

"I just like to eat tender ones!"

"Chirp!!!"

"it's useless!"

Hongli slipped with her feet, and before Xiaoli Huohe could react, she jumped behind him: "Hey, wake up!"

"!"

Xiaoli Huohe felt a chill on her back, and the strong murderous aura made her unable to even turn her head to look at the cruel executioner. She closed her eyes, and the revolving door of this short life flashed through her mind.

"Ha, the little one is bald and ugly. It's a girl. That's my daughter!"

"Well, let's call you Xiao Huo. Be good, Xiao Huo. Let mom take some photos for you. It doesn't matter if you don't understand. I understand. That's enough."

"Well, in a few days, it's time for you to go out and practice flying."

"Huh? Where have my snacks gone? Xiaohuo, have you seen it?"

"Wait, what's that on your beak!"