How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"This is a portable knowledge transmitter. Next, you just need to follow my instructions and you will be able to quickly receive the knowledge I transmit and master superb skills."

"Is it true?"

Heiyang was a little skeptical.

"Of course it is true. If it is not superb enough, you can come to me!"

Hongli promised: "Come on, I hide all the treasures in it!"

"Well, it looks very sincere."

Heiyang was not sure.

"Of course it is sincere. Be more confident and get rid of the appearance!"

"But I always feel that there is something strange..."

Heiyang frowned, with a little doubt on his face.

"Ah? What can be strange?"

Hongli frowned and glared at Heiyang unhappily.

"What do you mean, you don't believe me, right? Can I still cheat you?"

"Well, I've cheated you before..."

Heiyang replied faintly. He carefully looked at the "knowledge transmitter" in front of him and couldn't help but say, "But why do I feel that this looks exactly like the soul exchange device!"

"Heh, don't pay attention to these details."

Hongli looked as if she was used to it.

"Because of insufficient art materials, insufficient resources, and low-cost development, we can only use one sticker to represent many things, but in fact they are very different!"

"Oh, so that's it!"

Heiyang suddenly realized that it was because of insufficient art resources... What the hell!

"Hong!!! Li!!!"

Heiyang's roar echoed in Yangli's house.

"If I don't kill you today, I won't eat for three days!"

"Ah, my Yang, why do you have to make such a poisonous oath!"

Hongli's exclamation followed.

"Stop it!"

"Only a fool would stop! Remember you've already promised me!"

"You're trying to trick me, damn it!"

"Just ask if it's useful, that's all! Does it make you act like a spoiled child naturally!"

"Of course I am, you *****"

"Ah, you have no manners."

"Hongli, you..."

"You just said it yourself.

You said: That's it, what's the problem?

I've recorded it with the sound recording stone, don't even think about destroying the evidence!

Besides, I've also heard it and memorized it in my mind, you can't escape it!"

"Then I'll destroy the evidence first, and then silence you, so that no one will know..."

"You fucking..."

Chapter 444 You asked me what progress I've made? I started to become my own friend

Yangli's house, bedroom.

In the room, Hongli was sitting cross-legged on the bed with her arms and a displeased expression on her face, as if she had written the words "I'm not easy to mess with" on her face.

On the side, Heiyang was saying something with a flattering smile on his face. He went around behind the other person and reached out to massage his back and shoulders.

"Oh, oh, what's the matter? Don't you think it's interesting?"

While helping Hongli massage her back, Heiyang said with a wry smile: "Think about the problem from a different angle, understand the truth from a different angle, and face life with a different mood!"

"Heh."

Hongli snorted coldly, turned her head and glanced at Heiyang, unwilling to say anything more.

"Puchi hahaha..."

On the other side, Heiyang saw Hongli showing this expression, and his face, which had been trying to keep serious, finally couldn't help but smile, and couldn't control his laughter.

"Ahahaha, no, sorry, I can't help it, hahaha, don't show this expression, otherwise I can't help it when I see it!"

"..."

A row of black lines crossed Hongli's head, and she let out a long breath, looking like she had lost all hope in life.

"I don't understand, so why did things become like this again?"

"Oh, oh, oh, don't be confused, don't be anxious, because I am secretly doing it, so you can't escape the predetermined fate after all."

Heiyang snorted and sat next to Hongli, stretched out his hand to rub her head, and said with a smile: "Oh, oh, relax, treat it normally!

This kind of thing only happens zero times and countless times, you will definitely get used to it soon, believe in your ability to bear it, hehe!"

"Don't even think about it! I won't give in!"

Hongli turned her head and declared to Heiyang fiercely with a sad and angry face. She moved to the corner of the wall in an instant, pulled a big pillow over to cover herself, and looked like she would rather die than give in.

"It's impossible to get used to this kind of thing, don't even think about it, I won't be fooled by you!"

"Tsk, before you say that, take a look at your situation, okay?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli with a smug look on his face, and laughed: "Do you think you still have the ability to resist now that it has come to this?"

"Die together!"

Hongli looked resentful.

"Good, good, you have courage and spirit."

Heiyang smiled and clapped his hands, gradually approaching Hongli step by step, with a malicious smile on his face.

"But the more you resist, the more excited I am. Hohohoho, can you still dance?"

"Hey, hey, I warn you not to mess around!"

Hong Li had a horrified expression on her face, gritting her teeth and threatening: "As the saying goes, leave a way out for others so that we can meet again in the future.

Thirty years in the east, thirty years in the west, the wind and water turn, and the heaven spares no one!

If you don't give me face now, you'll be finished when I recover!"

"What a joke, after I made this plan, I never thought about being able to survive afterwards!"

Heiyang smiled carefreely, looking like a desperate man.

"That's why I should make a desperate effort before I recover!

As for what happens next, that's what Hongli needs to worry about. What does it have to do with me, Heiyang now!"

"Besides, you said it too."

Heiyang looked at Hongli and sneered, "We should meet in the future. We should follow the order!"

"Damn it, I said so much, but you only remember this one sentence, right!"

"Tsk, tsk, you care about me, take care of yourself first!"

Heiyang smiled grimly and pounced on the other party with his teeth and claws.

"Let me show you what despair is. This wave is called empathy!"

"Thinking about your head!"

Hongli was sad: "Don't get close to me!"

……………………

In the quilt, Hongli's head trembled and stretched out, staring at the ceiling with lifeless eyes.

At the bedside, Heiyang held a stick of glutinous rice candy between his fingers, and was smoking deeply.

"Actually, actually..."

Hongli was extremely angry, with tears in her eyes.

"It's too much..."

"Huh, snap..."

Heiyang bit off a piece of the stick of glutinous rice candy, and sighed: "My master is so cute... Don't worry, I will be responsible!"

"You are responsible for you******"

Hongli sent a telegram at a rapid speed.

And the next moment, both of them were silent again.

The room was silent, and silence was better than words at this time.

The picture was frozen, the world famous painting: "Afterwards"

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"Tear it up!"

Hongli tore the famous painting into pieces, and her head came out from it, looking at Heiyang viciously.

"Okay, are you satisfied? Now, immediately, change me back!"

"Oh, don't panic, set it to 48 hours."

Heiyang smiled triumphantly, ate all the glutinous rice candy sticks in his hand, and turned his head to look at Hongli with a smile.

"How long has it been? Don't worry, there is still a lot of time, we can take it slowly, right?"

"..."

Hongli's expression froze, and her pupils slowly shrank.

"You won't want more, no, don't..."

"Why not?"

Heiyang looked at Hongli with a smile.

"I have been with you for so long before, and now I want you to accompany me, so I am so heartless?

No way, no way, no one will be so cold, can't even agree to this little request of a partner?"

"Ah this..."

Hongli's expression froze.

"How about it, does what I said make sense?"

Heiyang smiled and said in Hongli's ear.

"..."

Hongli's expression was complicated and tangled, and then changed.

"You, you, me, but this, this shouldn't be..."

"Well, if you don't want to, forget it."

Hei Yang sighed, took out the knowledge transmitter, coughed, took out the instrument, and handed it to the other party.

"After all, I love you so much, how can I force you to do something you don't like?