How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"That, that, you took this photo..."

"Ah, how is it..."

Heiyang also turned his head away, pretending to prop up his chin with his hand, covering half of his face.

"Are you satisfied with it? Does it meet your standard of stimulation?"

"Exciting, exciting..."

Hongli muttered subconsciously, and then suddenly reacted, blushing and speaking in shame.

"Pfft, pfft, what are you talking about, who would find it exciting, it's obviously very, very..."

Hongli's tone stagnated, her face flushed, and the words were stuck in her mouth for a while.

"So what?"

Heiyang couldn't help asking.

"Ahhhh, it's very perverted, you hooligan pervert!"

Hongli turned around and pounced on him with a crazy look on her face, grabbing Heiyang's body and shaking it back and forth, "venting her anger" like shaking a tree trunk, as if to see how many leaves she could shake off.

"Damn it, damn it, damn it, dog Heiyang bullies me, bullies me, bullies me..."

"Oh?"

Heiyang raised his eyebrows and couldn't help but said: "You said it, so I will..."

"Hey, wait, wait!"

Hongli quickly reached out to stop him: "Brother, I'm speaking an imperative sentence to you, not an order to you, do you understand imperative sentences!"

"Hey, Heiyang, I'm an honest man, stupid, I don't understand your witty words, Xiaoli."

Heiyang looked at Hongli with a "simple and honest" look, blinking his innocent big eyes, his eyes sparkling with pure light.

"Ah, ah, vomit, ah, oh, God, you..."

Hongli's head was full of wells, one hand pinched Heiyang's cheek, and the other hand covered her mouth, looking disgusted.

"Your voice is more lethal than mine, turn off the flash in your eyes!"

"Tsk tsk, you know you were too loud at that time!"

The innocent expression on Heiyang's face disappeared instantly, revealing dead fish eyes, looking at Hongli with contempt: "You still have the nerve to say that, hum!"

"That's not as lethal as yours!"

Hongli glared at Heiyang and said viciously.

"Heh, you were the one who slandered me for bullying you first."

Heiyang couldn't help but roll his eyes at Hongli.

"I'm just self-defense, just to stop the loss."

"Huh?"

A question mark popped up above Hongli's head.

"You're stopping the loss?"

"You've said bad things about me, wouldn't it be a big loss if I don't do something bad?"

Heiyang looked as if it was a matter of course.

"You said I bullied you, when did I ever bully you? I always held you in my hands!"

Heiyang snorted: "You can say I bullied you, but show me the evidence!"

"Ah? You still need evidence? Do you need to find it? Wait!"

Hongli lowered her head, took out the photo stone from the quilt, pointed at it viciously and said: "Isn't this the evidence!

Put it here and pretend, bad guy!"

"Hmm?"

Heiyang made a funny face and said: "How can this be evidence? You were obviously very engrossed just now!"

"Ah, cough, engrossed is engrossed..."

Hongli's face turned red, her voice weakened for a moment, and the next moment she instantly became fierce.

"But no matter how you look at it, poor Hongli looks like she's being played around by someone!"

"Wow, I'm so miserable!"

Hongli squeezed out a few tears and wiped them with her hand, saying, "Listening to the wailing of Hongli in the past, I can't help but shed tears!"

"Hey, go away with your wailing!"

Heiyang rolled his eyes at Hongli and ruthlessly exposed her, "You're the one who didn't give me any rest time, okay!

I don't know who it is, but the love in his eyes never stops!"

"Ah, this..."

Hongli looked away guiltily and coughed twice.

"Ahem, that, I don't know who it is, but it's definitely not me.

How could someone be like that, hahaha, hahaha..."

"Hahaha."

Heiyang had no expression on his face, and his voice was flat.

Hongli: "..."

"Damn it, stop being so mean to me!"

Hongli snorted, sighed, shook the photo stone in her hand, leaned forward, slightly approached Heiyang, and whispered: "Okay, okay, let's not talk about those things. To be honest, this video is too embarrassing!"

"Hmm?"

Heiyang asked: "What do you mean?"

"What do you mean!"

Hongli pouted, punched Heiyang's chest with her little fist and said: "You took too much pictures, do you need to take pictures here too, huh!"

"What are you talking about!"

Heiyang snorted, stretched out his hand to pull Hongli into his arms and hugged her tightly, his palm passed across her neck, causing the latter to tremble, and then collapsed in Heiyang's arms without any resistance.

"We are an old married couple, and you are still shy with me!"

"Wow, isn't this exciting for an old married couple!"

Hongli collapsed in Heiyang's arms, still unconvinced and argued: "Anyone would feel shy in that state!

In the final analysis, it's Heiyang you who went too far!"

"Uh, that..."

Heiyang couldn't help but raise his hand and said: "In fact, in this video, I have always been the passive one. Someone rushed up by himself. Well, I can't say..."

"Ah?"

Hongli tilted her head, and a question mark popped up above her head.

"Are you serious?"

How is this possible? How could she, Hongli, be that kind of guy? She is so much more elegant than Hei Yang!

"real!"

Hei Yang nodded without hesitation.

"Otherwise, why do you think I took out the photo stone to take pictures? It's because I hardly took the initiative during the whole video..."

"Ah this..."

The corner of Hong Li's mouth twitched, revealing her circled eyes.

"This, that, this, there is nothing we can do about this. After all, Hei Yang, you are so great, right? You are very attractive..."

Hongli tried to regain her respect, hurriedly said a lot of messy words, and finally chose to change the topic directly!

"Ahem, um, Hei Yang, didn't you come back from outside before?"

Hongli laughed twice and said, "Um, where have you been? Is there anything going on outside? Isn't it important?

Oops, tell me now. Why haven’t you said it yet? I’m so anxious. I’ve been urging you for so long! "

Hei Yang: "..."

First of all, the other party's technique of changing topics is still so poor.

Secondly, what the hell did it take so long?

It was obvious that he was about to be stopped by Hong Li just now, so who is in a hurry?

Although he was complaining a lot in his heart, when Hei Yang thought about it, this kind of thing was completely unusual and strange for his wife, and there was no sense of violation.

My own daughter-in-law, if I pamper her, what else can I do?

"Okay, okay, it's actually not a big deal."

Hei Yang sat up slightly, put Hong Li on his lap, nodded and explained: "It's a communication from Elder Huo Le.

I saw that you were sleeping soundly, and I was afraid of disturbing you, so I ran out to pick you up. "

"Oops~"

When she heard that Hei Yang was afraid of disturbing her sleep, Hong Li was stunned for a moment, her little heart thumped, and a warmth flowed into her heart. She couldn't help but smile at the corners of her mouth, and rested her face on the other person's chest.

"Actually, there's no need to bother, it'll be fine if you wake me up.

Oh, really, isn't it good to lie down in bed and have a good rest? You have to run out. "

Hong Li giggled twice, and scratched Hei Yang's ears with her little hands. If Hei Yang bullied her, she would pull her into the trash can and crush her. How could Hei Yang bully her?

Her Heiyang family is the best, hehehe...

Even if you are a little shy, it’s not a problem at all!

Just like what her family Hei Yang said, they are both an old couple, an old couple, hehehe...

Yes, isn't this a normal relationship? This is a symbol of their love!

No, at that level, how can we fully reveal the feelings between them? It's simply not possible!

That's right, that's not enough at all. You should increase the dose, cough, cough, increase the dosage of medicine, bah bah...

The intensity should be increased, and the young couple should fight like a stick every day, hey hey hey...

While thinking about this, Hongli giggled, and unknowingly, her whole body was hung up on Hei Yang.

"So that's it. Husband, you are so kind, hehehehe..."

"Hey, that's necessary!"

Hei Yang laughed helplessly, and gently reached out to touch Hong Li's head, looking at her with eyes that were also full of affection.

He knew that this girl Hongli actually had a really good temper and was easily satisfied.

As long as the person she likes gives her a little care, she can make the other person extremely moved and satisfied.

Most of the reason why I would be "irritated" with him at every turn is because I grew up playing around with each other and am used to this kind of relaxed atmosphere.

Maybe even in the eyes of people around them, the two of them always behave a bit naive, but they just like each other's "childishness" and don't want to become "mature".

The so-called "rational" analysis always puts material interests first and even puts them above emotions when making profits in whatever way you want.

To be honest, if Heiyang Hongli wants to be like that, they can let 99% of people who think they are mature know what "cruelty of society" is.

When they become ruthless, the bad guys will tremble under their harsh winter.

Just like when Hei Yang Hongli had just left home and was alone outside, the two of them were almost covered in thorns and were extremely aggressive.

Just ask anyone who knows Tianmen to know this.

After all, Heiyang Hongli is usually a guy who is not even willing to kill a spiritual chicken, and will soften his heart when he sees the pitiful look in his opponent's eyes.

As a result, during that period of time, quite a few people from the Tianmen Clan were killed directly or indirectly by the two of them.