How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Hongli directly chose to pretend to be an ostrich.

"Let's see what you Hei Yang can do to me, hahahaha, if you can, just beat me up, beat me up..."

"What the hell..."

Black lines were drawn on Heiyang's head, he took a deep breath, adjusted his emotions, and showed a gentle smile.

"But Xiaoli, have you forgotten that there were several times before that even if you saw through what I said, the final result would still be the same?"

"Wow, you still have the nerve to say..."

Hongli showed a helpless expression. Just like Hei Yang was reluctant to hit her, she was also not good at rejecting Hei Yang!

Every time, it's half-assed, half-assed, half-assed, and stupid enough to fall into the opponent's trap!

Well, like now, she was slowly being dragged out...

Wait, why was she dragged out again!

"Tsk, tsk, sure enough, I knew that Hongli, a mere Hongli, couldn't resist me at all..."

Hei Yang held Hong Li's two smooth ankles tightly in his hands, looking at the lazy man being gradually dragged out of the bed by him, with the corners of his mouth raised.

"Little cutie, you'd better listen to your uncle!"

"Wow, what a pervert!!!"

Hongli gritted her teeth and said with shame and anger: "I will never give in!"

"Oh, it's not the first time you've given in. Why are you afraid of being embarrassed in front of me, right?"

Hei Yang smiled slightly, and suddenly the resistance from his hand became stronger, and he raised his eyebrows.

"Hongli, have you gained weight?"

"Why the hell have you gained weight! Can't I do it because I'm so strong!"

Hong Li scolded back unceremoniously: "Why didn't you say I was heavy when you carried me around the house?"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang averted his eyes with a guilty conscience, coughed twice, stopped talking, and chose to deal with the red glass in his hand wholeheartedly.

But obviously, letting Hongli get up is undoubtedly a more terrifying thing for her than being bullied by Hei Yang.

In other words, being bullied by Hei Yang or something, hey hey, Hei Yang, her Hei Yang, ahem...

"Hey, no, no, don't bother!"

Hong Li suddenly came back to her senses and found that she had stopped resisting unknowingly and half of her body had been pulled out. She was about to be controlled by Hei Yang. She quickly cleared away the color waste in her mind and gritted her teeth to persist.

"Save it, Xiaoli, don't resist."

Hei Yang looked like he was convinced by Hongli, and hummed: "It's already reached this level, do you think you can still escape?"

"I don't care, I will resist!"

Hong Li said sadly and angrily: "Don't even think about defeating my last stubbornness!"

"Oh, is it so?"

Hei Yang raised his eyebrows, looked at Hong Li's exposed body, curled up the corner of his mouth, and secretly stretched out a hand...

“Ahhhhhh!!!

Black Yang despicable villain! ! !

I won't let you go even if I'm a ghost! ! ! "

"Oh, even if you are a ghost, you are also my wife. Don't even think about escaping for the rest of your life! You will be here for the rest of your life, so don't worry!"

"Uuuuuuuuah, such heavy words that make people despair!"

"Hey, Hongli, what do you mean?"

"Ahem, you're kidding, you're kidding, ah, don't!!!"

……………………

"Huh, Xiaoyang Xiaoli is really..."

At the agreed place, Qing Yiyi, Lan Yuying, Xiao Huo and others who had already met were standing at the intersection with unhappy expressions on their faces.

"Sure enough, I knew they would be late again!"

Qing Yiyi clenched her fists and said with a fierce expression: "No, I must teach them a lesson this time!

Yuying, you catch Xiaoli later, and I’ll catch that brat of mine, and I’ll teach you how to teach your child a lesson! "

"Ah, I think our family's education method is quite good..."

Lan Yuying showed her half-moon eyes and looked at her best friend with a look of laughter on her face: "I'm sorry to say, Yiyi, the children are no longer children, so don't always embarrass them!

As adults, they should have their own independence! "

"Oh, I know, I know everything, but it's too much to keep us waiting for so long!"

Qing Yiyi sighed, shook her fist and said, "You always want to vent!

Damn it, I can’t do it anymore, Mu Guang, Mu Guang, where have you run? Come here and let me punch you twice! "

Lan Yuying: "..."

And after another two minutes, Hei Yang Hongli finally arrived.

"Mom, don't do anything yet. If you have something to say, just say it!"

From a distance, Hei Yang said in advance that he would give up.

Chapter 453 Either, he was magnanimous enough when he was young; or, his confession at this moment is pious enough

"Hey hey hey hey hey..."

Hei Yang held the fluttering red glass with one hand, and quickly came to the side of the mothers and braked tightly.

"Well, you shouldn't be too late, right?"

Hei Yang glanced at his mother with some fear, scratched his head with a smile and asked: "Everyone is so early, hahaha..."

Qing Yiyi and everyone: "Stare!"

"Ah, why are you looking like this, hahaha..."

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched slightly, and he forced himself to release Hong Li from his hand with a smile.

The latter still looked like he was out of his mind at this time, his face was dull, his clothes were quite neat, but his hair looked quite messy.

"Why are we looking at each other like this? Can I tell you as a mother?"

After a moment of astonishment, Qing Yiyi came back to her senses, snorted softly, glared at Hei Yang and said, "I asked if you were late for too long. Is it right to be late?"

"Ah, no, no, hahaha..."

Hei Yang laughed and waved his hands repeatedly, but his mother forced him to step back.

In Xiao Huo's eyes, dad Hei Yang was clearly nearly 1.8 meters tall, but in front of his grandma's height of about 1.65 meters, he looked very thin and small, with an air of fearlessness.

"Ah this..."

A bit of confusion flashed in Xiao Huo's eyes.

Does dad need to be so afraid of grandma?

Obviously grandma is very gentle, has a good temper, smiles all day long, and is super nice to her granddaughter, so she’s not scary at all!

Xiaohuo didn't quite understand. (Hei Yang: Yeah, deal with it!)

Hei Yang could only say that there was a huge difference between the mother in his eyes and the grandma in front of Xiao Huo!

"No? What is it if it's not?"

Qing Yi pressed forward step by step, raising her head slightly to look at her son's panicked face, her eyes shining brightly.

"Ah, this, yes, yes, what is it..."

Beads of sweat broke out on Hei Yang's forehead, and his mind went blank.

Now he was forced into a corner, watching his mother tiptoe slightly and stare into his eyes.

"Tell me, let me ask you, is it right to be late?"

Qing Yiyi's voice was calm, and a cold light flashed in her eyes.

"No, no, no, no, not right at all!"

The hair all over Hei Yang's body stood on end, and he waved his hands repeatedly with a look of panic on his face.

"What's wrong? Huh?"

Qing Yiyi narrowed her eyes slightly.

"You mean, mom, what I said is wrong, right?"

"Ah, no no!"

The corner of Hei Yang's mouth twitched: "How is that possible?!"

"Then tell me everything, what's wrong!"

Qing Yiyi snorted softly, folded her arms and looked away.

"Ah, yes, yes!"

Hei Yang relaxed a little, adjusted his mood, lowered his head and did self-examination.

"First of all, it's wrong to be late. This is a sign of not having a correct sense of time. It's obviously already afternoon, but I'm still..."

Hei Yang looked like he was memorizing the text. The more he spoke, the smoother he became, his feelings became more sincere, and his tone became more sincere.

"Well, well, that's it, yes, my understanding is not bad..."

Qing Yiyi half-closed her eyes, hummed and nodded slightly.

"Second, I didn't notify you before I couldn't arrive in time, but I tried to go..."

Hei Yang continued to mutter: "Then thirdly, as the backbone of the family and half the responsibility of a family, one must always take responsibility and help each other. You cannot..."

"Well, well, yes, that's it..."

"Well……"

Lan Yuying on the side looked at her best friend training her son-in-law. She couldn't help but laugh and shook her head, then turned to look at her daughter.

However, seeing her daughter in a standby state, Lan Yuying's eyes flashed with doubts.

"Xiao Li?"

Lan Yuying walked over slowly and complained half-amusingly: "You haven't slept enough at this hour. Look at how confused you are..."

"Ah? Ah..."

Hong Li turned her head slightly and nodded suddenly when she saw her mother.

"Ah, mom, you are here, good morning..."

Lan Yuying: "???"

Several question marks popped up on Lan Yuying's head.

"What's wrong with this kid? How can he lose his soul even if he sleeps?"

Lan Yuying stretched out her hand and waved it in front of Hong Li.

"Xiao Li, what number is this? Is it three, four, or five?"

"Huh?"

Hong Li looked at the two fingers stretched out by Lan Yuying in confusion, was stunned for a moment, and smiled brightly: "It's one, hahaha..."

Lan Yuying: "..."

"Oh, Xiaoli!"

On the other hand, Hei Yang finally managed to stabilize his mother, but when he saw that he was being tortured by his mother-in-law in a dazed state, he couldn't help but shrink his pupils.