How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

“Ahem, that’s when I heard you say “quality”, I suddenly thought of the video I recorded before!”

Heiyang apologized and explained with a smile before Hongli was really about to get angry, and his desire to survive was revived: “I just recorded it because I thought it was fun, but I didn’t expect it to go viral, ahem, bah…”

You are so gentle, Xiaoli, you will definitely not be angry with me!”

“You… are really lacking in virtue!”

Hongli took a deep breath, glared at Heiyang fiercely, and snorted: “I will ignore you for three minutes!”

Damn Heiyang, he always hits her anger threshold so accurately, making her angry or not angry. Although Heiyang is good at making her feel sick...

"Don't be angry, you are also responsible for my inability to sleep in the middle of the night..."

Heiyang leaned close to Hongli's ear and whispered in a voice that only the two of them could hear: "You were the first one who suddenly bit my chest in the middle of the night and woke me up..."

"What's wrong with biting you!"

Hongli obviously didn't buy it: "You bit more than just my chest when you bit me!"

"You are mine!"

Hongli glared and said, "Can't I bite you?"

"Yes, yes, of course..."

Heiyang With a series of awkward smiles, he coaxed her in a gentle voice: "Well, I'm not blaming you, Xiaoli, I'm just explaining the situation to you.

At the beginning of the recording, it was because Xiaoli's confused way of talking was too cute, so..."

"I didn't expect to have an unexpected gain!"

Hongli snorted softly: "You praised your beauty, and your Li was very happy.

But you recorded your black history voice, and your Li didn't like it."

"Oh, oh, oh..."

A few drops of cold sweat ran down Heiyang's forehead. He stretched out his hand and gently grabbed Hongli's smooth and white face, trying to make her smile.

"Are you really angry?"

"Hmph!"

Hongli's little face was grabbed to one side, but she didn't resist.

She turned her eyes to the side, looking angry but not speaking, and looked more like a wronged punching bag.

"Don't mess with me, sister..."

Heiyang saw Hongli's eyes become watery, as if covered with a layer of fog, and felt a little panic in his heart.

He quickly moved his body to block Hongli's petite body to prevent passers-by from seeing him and mistaking him for a thief who bullied a little girl.

This girl is deliberately messing with him!

Heiyang was sure that he had not yet touched the other party's broken defense line, which meant that the other party's current appearance was simply pretending, and was deliberately scaring him.

But this is his own wife, even if it is pretending, can Heiyang not coax her?

If he doesn't coax her now, it won't be pretending later!

Since marrying Heiyang, Hongli, this girl, is like opening up the Ren and Du meridians, and her ability to act coquettishly and pretend to be pitiful has increased "swoosh".

And the degree of the other party's hug also made her not seem unreasonable, but always gave Heiyang a feeling that if he didn't coax her, he would be committing a serious crime.

"Don't be unhappy, Xiaoli, hurry up and smile."

Heiyang stretched out his other sinful hand, pinched the other side of Hongli's face, and gently squeezed a smile on her face.

"You are the cutest when you smile!"

"Hmph!"

Hongli looked unmoved, but secretly happy in her heart. Heiyang's timely coaxing behavior was quite satisfying.

However, in order to prevent the other party from secretly hiding her other dark history, Hongli resisted the urge to be dealt with so quickly, and snorted coldly: "You are cute when you smile, but not cute when you don't smile?"

"Ahem, how could it be, how could it be..."

Heiyang hurriedly said: "You are cute no matter what!"

"Hmph..."

Hongli's mouth corners slightly curled, trying not to let Heiyang see, and continued to tense: "Do you think I will be dealt with by your childish words?!"

"Uh..."

Heiyang paused, with a look of surprise on his face: "Isn't it?"

"You...!"

Hongli broke down instantly, turned her head and pointed at Heiyang, and saw the other party smiling.

Hongli reacted instantly. The way she was coaxed to smile just now was seen by the thief Heiyang, and the result was that the other party returned to his unbridled and arrogant appearance.

Damn it, Hongli, oh Hongli, how can you be so disappointing?

How can you have a family status in the future!

Even good children can be willful sometimes, not to mention that she, Hongli, has never been inferior to others in her life!

Even if she was overtaken by Heiyang due to carelessness, she firmly believed that she would have a chance to turn over and sing!

How could Xiaoli lose every day, how could she be pressed on the bed and cry all the time?

No, she had to get really angry once, to let Heiyang know that she was not so easy to deal with!

"I really ignore you this time!"

Hongli angrily and resolutely left Heiyang with the back of her head again: "It's true!"

Leave him alone for five minutes, and scare him to death!

"Well, what is Sister Hongli doing?"

The communication spirit stone was originally controlled by spiritual power and floated in front of the two people. With Heiyang, Hongli gently moved a few times and blocked a large part of the lens.

The other Xingyun looked at the blurry opposite side, thought for a moment, and said: "Um, Sister Hongli, are you still here?"

"Hmm."

Hongli's muffled voice came from the other end. She was angry with Heiyang, and it had nothing to do with Xiaoyun, so she wouldn't vent her anger on him.

She would ignore Heiyang even if she was talking to Xiaoyun, which would make him angry to death!

"Um, Sister Hongli, I forgot to say it just now."

Xingyun paused and said with a smile: "My dad told me that I wanted to have a few words with Sister Hongli to thank her for taking care of me in the sect...

Well, I'll hand the communication spirit stone to my dad. Sister Hongli, feel free to have a chat with him! "

"Huh? No, wait!!!"

Parents from the same school!

Friend's elder!

Xiaoyun’s dad!

Hong Li almost exploded, and she ducked behind Hei Yang at the speed of light without hesitation. She pressed her hands on both sides of Hei Yang's waist with a panicked look on her face.

"Honey, this social occasion is left to you! Come on!"

"Ah this..."

Hei Yang showed the dead fish: "Didn't Xiaoli say she won't talk to me? She's still angry with me and so on."

"Oh, I forgive you! No, I mean, please forgive me..."

Hongli's voice became softer and softer as she spoke. She seemed to have heard Xiaoyun's father saying hello: "Please mess with me..."

"Oh, I really can't do anything about you."

Hei Yang sighed, his tone was full of doting, turned to straighten the camera, and showed a sunny smile that met social expectations: "Hello, Uncle Xing, I am Hei Yang. Xiaoyun took good care of my little Liduo in the Five Elements Sect before. I still haven’t had time to say thank you…”

"No, no, Xiaoxiao, she is all thanks to the care of her senior sister Hongli..."

The two girls' guardians greeted each other like mature social beings.

Hong Li's petite body was hidden behind her husband. She peeked out her head quietly and then immediately retracted it.

At this time, Hei Yang once again became her solid and reliable windshield.

"He is like Daoguang..."

Hei Yang's figure expanded infinitely, becoming great again in Hong Li's eyes.

The little wife of the Heiyang family looked pious and closed her eyes to praise his glory.

"Yangmen!!!"

Chapter 463 Avoid saccharin in eggs, avoid honey in tofu, avoid pig blood in kelp, avoid bananas in potatoes.

Chapter 461 Avoid saccharin in eggs, avoid honey in tofu, avoid pig blood in kelp, avoid bananas in potatoes...

Black Yang's painful torture ended after fourteen minutes.

Xingyun and her father seemed to have met a close relative on the street, and it was natural for them to greet each other during the Chinese New Year.

The communication between the two parties naturally ended in a harmonious atmosphere, allowing Hei Yang to take off the mask of social maturity that he was not used to wearing.

"call!"

Hei Yang took a deep breath and showed an expression of relief.

He took off the communication spirit stone suspended in the air, tossed it twice, and turned to hand it to Hong Li.

"Xiao Li, your communication spirit stone..."

Before Hei Yang could finish his words, a water glass hit him in the face.

"Ha, hubby, have you finished the communication?"

Hong Li smiled sweetly and said in a gentle tone: "You must be thirsty after talking so much. Come on, drink some water to moisten your throat."

"Uh, that..."

Hei Yang's eyelids twitched, he leaned back and reached out to pull open the water glass: "Excuse me, Xiaoli.

But drinking water can wait a moment, your communication spirit stone..."

"Oh, it's no trouble, no trouble, one of us is following the other, we are an old married couple, why are we so polite?"

Hong Li took back the water glass and took out a bottle of juice: "It doesn't matter if you don't want to drink water!

Now, juice, hubby, do you want apple flavor or orange flavor, or both?

I just bought it and couldn’t bear to take a sip. I was just waiting for you to drink it first after the communication ended! "

"Well, Xiaoli, it doesn't matter if you drink first, I won't mind this..."

Hei Yang looked helpless: "Well, I said, you put your communication spirit stone away first and then we..."

"Huh? Don't you drink juice too? They are obviously the ones you usually like to drink, hubby..."

Hongli was surprised for a moment, and then showed a confident smile: "But it doesn't matter -

Since I am so gentle, considerate and virtuous, I naturally took this possibility into consideration! "

"I still have milk!"

Hong Li once again handed a bottle of milk to Hei Yang's face: "Honey, drink, drink quickly, why are you standing there in a daze?"

"I said, that, the communication spirit stone..."

Hei Yang's eyelids twitched. What Hong Li said reminded him of the scene when he fed a certain weasel chicken soup.

"Ah, I know!"

Hong Li suddenly realized, and a small flame popped out from her fingertips: "Honey, you must think the milk is too cold. Let me heat it up for you..."

"Stop, stop, don't!"