How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

Although she always felt that she would die miserably soon, seeing Hei Yang's dark face, Hong Li couldn't help but patted the bed and laughed out loud.

"Hei Yang, you, your appearance, hahaha..."

"..."

Facing Hong Li's gloating, Hei Yang just stared at the other person with a death gaze expressionlessly, without saying anything else.

Until Hongli smiled and felt something was wrong in the atmosphere, her laughter gradually became smaller. She raised her head stiffly, her rationality returned, and a few big words popped into her mind.

Oh ho, it’s over!

"What's wrong, Xiaoli?"

Hei Yang greeted softly and tenderly: "Why did you stop smiling suddenly? You look beautiful when you smile. Keep smiling."

"Uh, um, Hei Yang, ah, no, my husband..."

Hong Li put on a flattering smile on her face and said in a panic: "Well, listen to my explanation, I didn't mean it...Actually, I, I..."

"Actually, what's wrong with you?"

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li and suddenly got stuck mid-sentence, and said quietly: "Why don't you say anything anymore? Explain it to me, good Xiaoli."

"Ah, I..."

Hongli found that she didn't seem to have anything to quibble with. After all, she was gloating about her misfortune more than ten seconds ago...

"Anyway, that..."

Hong Li's smart little head was spinning rapidly, and her expression was constantly changing.

Suddenly, she took a deep breath, threw herself on the bed and kowtowed to Hei Yang.

"I'm sorry! I was wrong! Husband, please forgive me! I'm sorry! I'm sorry!"

"……you!"

The emotional face that Hei Yang tried so hard to create was finally broken by his wife's spineless confession and failed to hold back.

"Xiaoli, hu, forget it..."

Hei Yang paused, took a deep breath, and said with dead fish eyes: "I forgive you this time, don't throw clothes around at home next time, it's not like there is no place for you to put them.

You are an adult after all, so be a little calmer and set an example for Xiao Huo, okay? "

"Honey, you're right, it's my fault for throwing clothes around, it's even more wrong for me to cough up my socks and throw clothes in your face..."

Hongli had a look of deep introspection on her face: "I am guilty and I will repent!"

"That's pretty much it."

Hei Yang nodded: "So remember, don't do this again next time..."

"Remember to mess with..."

Hongli paused, raised her head slightly, and said firmly: "But I refuse to cooperate!"

"?"

Hei Yang signaled that the enemy was nowhere to be seen.

"reason?"

"Isn't the reason simple?"

Hong Li wrinkled her little nose and showed a normal expression: "This is my home, we are in our own room!

I can throw my clothes around as much as I want. If I can't throw things around in my own home, that would be too sad! "

"What nonsense..."

Hei Yang glared at him: "Did you do this in your hometown before?"

"Ha, how is that possible!"

Hongli sneered disdainfully: "My mother will beat me!"

"?"

A tic-tac-toe popped up on Heiyang's head: "Then now..."

"It's different now!"

Hong Li raised her little face and said with a proud smile: "Hei Yang, you are reluctant to be too cruel to me, at least you won't be as cruel as my mother!"

"Damn girl..."

Hei Yang said fiercely: "A good person should be pointed at a gun! Xiaoli, I'll tell you when you're done!"

"Ahem, um, I mean..."

Apparently realizing that he was too complacent, the smile on Hong Li's face froze, and her tone became humble again: "Well, what I mean is that if your husband is so good, he will definitely not beat me up!"

"Ah."

Hei Yang said without mercy: "It's hard to say."

"Ah this..."

Hong Li showed beady eyes and felt a little guilty.

Although Hei Yang would not really beat her too hard, the other party had many ways of bullying her...

"嘤嘤嘤~"

Hong Li looked at Hei Yang pitifully.

"You're so meow..."

Hei Yang looked at Hong Li with a black streak in his head. You are the one who gives in the fastest, and you are the one who refuses to give in. You are here to pull him, right?

"Ask again."

Hei Yang took a deep breath and said viciously: "Do you know you were wrong?"

"knew!"

Hongli answered decisively.

"Then next time..."

Black Yang's eyes flashed fiercely.

"Dare to do it next time!"

Although she was panicking, Hongli still raised her head resolutely and looked at Hei Yang with the same vicious look: "This is a matter of principle!

Even if I am about to be beaten until I kneel down and beg for mercy, I am still free now! "

"I won't give in!"

Hongli stood up from the bed and raised her fists with determination.

"Oh, you can't help it!"

A black shadow rushed forward.

"Ah, wait, help me, my husband, spare my life, please..."

"Are you satisfied?"

"I don't accept it! But my husband, please spare my life!"

"You're so meow..."

"Ahhhhh, sharks are hot!!!"

"Shut up, stinky Xiaoli!"

"No...ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..."

"..."

"..."

Chapter 464 Love has no logic, each has its own posture, but it never ends

In the small courtyard of Hongli's mother's house, Xiaohuo sat on a swing covered with thick cotton cloth and swayed her little feet.

The swing was tied with a thick hemp rope under a tree that had lost all its leaves. The cold wind of winter had shaved its head, but its branches were still strong.

Compared to the elders in the mountain stream who are often hundreds or thousands of years old, this young tree that is only more than 20 years old and grows towards the sun is much more immature.

Because it is planted in the yard, it may be difficult for it to reach the scale of a towering tree in the wild, but Wu Se City is not a bad place, and sufficient nutrients ensure that it has enough vitality to wait for new buds to regenerate next year.

However, for this family, this tree is considered an "old member", and it even came to this family earlier than Hong Li.

The tree was planted when Hong Li's parents built a new home after their engagement, and Hong Li was born after that.

The Hei Yang family also has a big tree, but that one is much older, at least hundreds of years old.

Unlike the house of the Hong family, which was built only about 20 years ago, the Hei Yang family was originally the ancestral home of the Hei family.

As the family members went to big cities one by one to develop and gain a foothold, this house was passed on to Hei Yang's father.

When Hong Li came to Hei Yang's house for the first time when she was a child, she was shocked to see that his house was so much larger than her own.

But obviously, no matter whether it was the "new house" that had been built for 20 years or the ancestral house that was passed down, Hongli and Heiyang finally moved out.

Although they were reluctant to leave their parents!

But as long as they thought of using the excuse of "it's always inconvenient to live with the elders after marriage" to move out, they could avoid their parents, not wake up in the morning and not sleep at night...

Just kidding, Heiyang and Hongli said that they really just wanted to cultivate their independent spirit!

Well, as for how to develop after independence, that's another story...

At this time, Xiaohuo was swinging gently on the swing rope with one hand, and holding the glowing communication spirit stone in the other hand.

She stared at the screen on the other end of the call with empty eyes, and couldn't help asking: "So, when did you sneak back, mom and dad?"

"Ah, it's not a sneak, it's so ugly..."

Heiyang lay on the pillow with a helpless look on his face. He coughed lightly and corrected his daughter seriously: "It's normal for the two of us to go home after playing tired.

It's not like we're going to do something unspeakable, how can it be called sneaking back..."

"Well, what dad said is true..."

Xiaohuo was stunned for a moment, and found that what his father said was indeed reasonable.

"But even if it's the case, you should tell Xiaohuo!"

Xiaohuo pouted, and a serious expression appeared on his little face and said: "What if mom and dad get lost, Xiaohuo will be very worried!"

"Ah, I don't think the two of us should be unable to find home..."

Heiyang showed a half-moon eye. He knew that his daughter was planning to provide for her parents in their old age, but there was no need to treat them as Alzheimer's directly!

"And even if Xiaohuo doesn't believe your mother, you should believe your father!"

Heiyang snorted: "Even if your mother is stupid and can't find her home, she still has your reliable father next to her!"

"That's true..."

Xiaohuo nodded thoughtfully.

Although her father is actually always very worrying, he is essentially the same as her mother.

But because dad is afraid that mom will suffer losses due to inappropriate work, or because of careless words and talks that make the elders angry, he is always worried about mom.

So usually when dad is with her, he always forces himself to be more stable than mom.

This way, I can give my mom a punch to wake her up when she gets too proud of herself, or something like that...

"But where's mom?"

Xiao Huo only saw his dad on the communication screen, and couldn't help but ask curiously, "Is mom asleep?"

According to Xiao Huo's understanding of his mom, at this time, mom should have already rushed over and said, "You're unreliable" or "You bastard slandered me again", right?

Why is it so quiet now?

Is it because mom is really tired from shopping, so she fell asleep as soon as she got home?