How can one become an immortal if one is so lazy?

"Is it really you!?"

When Hongli heard the affirmative answer, she let out a sigh of relief and smiled sheepishly: "I'm sorry, I didn't know you were calling because I didn't answer the call just now.

And I didn’t even recognize you at first after I was connected…”

"No, it's only been a long time since I said goodbye to you, and you've almost forgotten all about me?"

Po Meng showed a dissatisfied look and guessed suspiciously: "Is it possible that you ran to Naihe to steal the soup from my junior?

No, I remember you disliked the taste of the soup. Could it be that the soup made by the new young girl tasted better than the one I made back then? "

"Is this a question of whether it tastes good or not? Who would drink that when they have nothing to do!"

Hong Li relaxed and couldn't help but complain out of habit: "And to be honest, if you want to make a soup that tastes worse than yours, it is a skill. It should be said that it is very difficult for latecomers to surpass you in this aspect... …”

"Girl, you are still so naughty. If it had been two years ago when you were working at my place, I would have been so angry with you that I got injured at work!"

Po Meng rolled her eyes. The feeling of alienation she felt after not seeing each other for more than a year was extinguished by this girl Hongli saying a few words. In a way, she was quite powerful.

However, Po Meng didn't just meet this little girl. She also knew that she had a good nature, so she wasn't really angry.

She can't help but hit the other person with a spoon like she did back then - mainly because she can't do it now even if she wants to.

"It's even worse that you almost forgot about me if you didn't drink Meng Po soup!"

Po Meng glared at Hongli and said, "It's a shame I still think about you after I retire!"

"Oh, you can't blame us, can you? Seriously, your image has become so big, who can recognize it at once?"

Hong Li exclaimed, "Even just now, I only recognized your identity by guessing!"

"How has your image changed so much?"

Po Meng didn't believe Hong Li's sophistry at all: "I used to have two eyes, a nose and a mouth, but now I still have two eyes, a nose and a mouth, okay!"

"Um, is it possible that most normal humans look like what you said..."

Hongli paused and added: "There are many non-human animals that can be described as you did!"

"Ha, after all, you have worked with me in the underworld for a while, and you are still so stuck on appearance?"

Po Meng said disapprovingly: "The appearance is always ever-changing, but the soul reveals the essence.

I have seen so many people coming and going over so many years of working that I would have gone wrong a long time ago just by remembering their physical features to identify them!

Besides, I think my appearance now is not much different from before. Not to mention my nose, eyes and mouth. You see, I had white hair before, and I still have white hair now. With such obvious features, can’t I recognize it all at once? come out? "

Hong Li: "???"

No, your gray hair before was not due to old age?

What kind of obvious feature is this? It’s only normal if you can’t recognize it!

Hongli was speechless, holding her forehead and waving her hands: "Then just say yes, as long as you are happy..."

"Look at what you said. Do I look like the kind of person who speaks forcefully?"

Po Meng shook her head: "Forget it, let's not talk about that for now. Xiaoyang is also with you, right?"

"uh-huh."

Hong Li snorted softly and stretched out her hand to pull Hei Yang, who was watching on the side.

"Ah haha, long time no see, Grandma Meng!"

Hei Yang was suddenly pulled into the camera, and he quickly greeted with a smile: "Have you had a good time? How are you doing?"

"It's been a while since I last saw you."

Po Meng showed a relaxed expression and responded: "For me, retirement life is not bad. Some basic rules of the universe here have been specially edited by someone, so they are quite suitable for retirement.

Every day I bask in the sun, drink tea, take a walk and read a book. At first, I suddenly felt unaccustomed to being free, and I always felt like I was still serving soup day and night!

But after getting used to it, I got used to the pace of life here. I'm not like those adventurous young people who deliberately go to that messy universe, so I applied for a decent place to live here and live my own little life. .

And because I asked for it, most of the neighbors around me have similar living habits to me. Most of them are retired from some cosmic-level official forces. We usually have a common language..."

After retiring, Grandma Meng obviously had a stronger desire to talk, and facing two familiar young people, Hei Yang Hongli, she couldn't even stop talking for a while, and talked about her retirement life for a long time.

But Hei Yang Hongli was not impatient. Listening to Grandma Meng's description of life was like listening to a science fiction movie, their eyes were shining with envy.

It wasn't until Grandma Meng realized that she had talked a lot when she was excited, that she smiled at the two of them with some embarrassment: "We haven't seen each other for a while, and life here is really comfortable, so I accidentally talked too much. It’s a mess.”

"No, no, we are all interested in what you said."

Hei Yang waved his hands repeatedly, showing a curious and inquiring expression, and asked: "Grandma Meng, you should know that our seniors in the travel world are also trying to find the legendary universe of complete happiness. What we are looking for is the one you are now retired from." That place?"

"Haha, there is no such thing as complete happiness. It's just that the tone of this universe is relatively peaceful and friendly."

Meng Po smiled helplessly and waved her hand, saying, "But the target that your predecessors are looking for is indeed this universe.

At first, some young people who were unwilling to be lonely here ran to your universe and described the richness and peace of this universe to some people.

In the ears of people in your universe, it is just like a fairy tale, so it became a completely happy universe after being passed on."

"Sure enough, I was thinking before that people's pursuit of happiness is different. Most people love peace, while some like disputes. How can there be a completely happy environment..."

Hong Li suddenly realized Dawu: "So that's how it is!"

"Ha, there's nothing we can do. Rumors are always getting more and more outrageous. What your predecessors have passed down is actually very close to reality."

Meng Po explained with a smile: "The will of the universe here is inherently averse to disputes, and there are also some special organizations with a good reputation to maintain it.

For your world that escaped from the flames of war, this universe can indeed be said to be an ideal place to live."

"So that's it!"

Hei Yang carefully wrote down what Meng Po said, and planned to repeat the actual situation to his predecessors after returning, and then discuss whether to change the original plan.

However, as he understood, Hei Yang's mind did gradually become clear.

If it was the ambiguous "Completely Happy Universe" that he didn't know whether it really existed, Hei Yang was actually not sure whether it was the world he wanted to go to.

Just like Hong Li said, if the situation over there is not good, it's better to keep the current stable life and stop and move on!

After listening to Grandma Meng's explanation, Heiyang Hongli had a definite goal: they didn't know the so-called completely happy universe, but they could definitely take the universe where Grandma Meng was as their destination.

According to Grandma Meng, because of the rich resources and the special agency's jurisdiction, the universe over there does not exclude "immigrant worlds" like Heiyang and his team.

In fact, Heiyang and his team are not the first pioneers, and there are already fellow travelers who have helped them explore the way!

Therefore, after understanding the differences between the two universes, Heiyang Hongli finally woke up from wandering around outside the world shield, and their goals gradually became clear!

Now, if they want to achieve their goals, there is a very important question to ask.

"Grandma Meng, how far is the universe you live in now from us?"

Heiyang asked something that the predecessors of the travel world have been concerned about for thousands of years: "Are we heading in the right direction now, and how long will it take to reach our destination?"

This is an important question that must be clarified!

Chapter 472 This world is so beautiful, with sunshine and air, kindness and justice, and you

"Ask for the route, how can I tell you this..."

Meng Po was not surprised by the question suddenly raised by Heiyang Hongli. After all, she knew that the cultivators in the Wandering World had been aiming to find a peaceful home suitable for survival for so many years.

Or the reason why Meng Po suddenly thought of contacting Heiyang Hongli was that she wanted to give them some pointers on the way forward.

However, there is a problem at the moment, which is related to the route of the two universes, which cannot be explained in a few words.

There is no such thing as: go straight along the north for so many light years, turn east after seeing half of the scrapped ship, and then go so many light years...

This way of expression is obviously not feasible, at least Meng Po can't use this method to give people directions.

"Wait a minute, I'll find a map for you..."

Meng Po's voice gradually faded away, and Heiyang Hongli looked at each other, at a loss, and could only wait where he was.

Fortunately, Heiyang Hongli didn't have to wait for long, and Meng Po soon returned to the camera.

As the camera shook, it seemed to be fixed somewhere, pointing at a large map...

Well, it should be a map, but it seems a little too complicated.

"How is it, can you understand it?"

Meng Po pointed to a place on the map and said: "Here is the space jump start zone of my universe, in simple terms, it is the entrance."

"As for you..."

Meng Po frowned, hesitated, and circled a rough range on the map with her finger: "If my estimate is correct, you should be in this area now.

If I was near your Wandering Realm two years ago, I could still point out a specific location for you.

But in the past two years, your Wandering Realm has been floating around in the universe, and its position has changed a lot. I can only use some tools to locate it through your communication signals."

Under the gaze of Heiyang Hongli, Meng Po took out something that looked like an abacus while explaining, and fiddled with it, muttering some incomprehensible words.

The "beads" of the "abacus" are like a bunch of fuzzy little nebulae. As Meng Po's fingers move, those "nebulae" float everywhere on the "abacus".

Some of the small nebulae "beads" on the "abacus" will suddenly disappear halfway, and some originally empty positions will suddenly appear with a few strange little nebulae.

Countless dense lines interweave and converge, connecting clusters of nebulae and separating areas.

As Meng Po keeps calculating, the original "abacus" of the tool has changed beyond recognition, gradually developing into an abstract graffiti children's painting.

If Heiyang Hongli could still try to guess the functions of some locations at the beginning, now she can only watch them with both eyes.

"How about it?"

Hong Li leaned close to Hei Yang's ear and asked in a low voice: "Hei Yang, do you understand?"

"I understand a ghost, I understand..."

Black lines slid across Heiyang's head and said, "It's weird if I can understand it!"

When it comes to ordinary maps, Hei Yang can say a few words.

But this kind of complex map at the cosmic level, coupled with calculation tools that have never been seen before, is simply a blind spot of knowledge for Hei Yang, a field that he has never touched before.

"Anyway, it must be something very powerful!"

Hei Yang added a few words respectfully: "The kind that most people will definitely not use!"

"You talk nonsense so nicely."

Hongli rolled her eyes at Hei Yang and murmured in a low voice: "Didn't Grandma Meng say that she was appointed to the post after appraising great benefactors for many generations? How come she still looks like she has a high degree of education..."

"This is not nonsense."

Hei Yang quickly interrupted Hong Li's muttering: "Can't a good person also be very educated? After so many years of employment, you have plenty of time to learn new knowledge, right?"

"Why do you think I am trying to extradite the souls of several worlds at the same time, and yet nothing goes wrong for so many years?"

Po Meng was still tinkering with the abstract graffiti, and replied without raising her head: "Let every soul of the dead be thrown into the correct world. Just listening to it seems like nothing, but when you actually start doing it, you will know that there is a lot of knowledge in it, but it's not just Like when you helped pass a bowl for soup..."

"It turns out it's job training..."

Hong Li suddenly realized it, then a funny expression appeared on her face, and she said jokingly: "But is there really no mistake? Not necessarily!"

Hei Yang: "..."

"If you have any suggestions, I can also help your guy make up the correct process."

Mrs. Meng had long been accustomed to the way these two living treasures talked, and she replied without changing her expression: "It's just a bowl of soup."

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Hei Yang Hongli: "???"

"Ahem, no, I'm kidding, grandma!"

Hongli's eyelids narrowed, and she stretched out her hand to grasp Heiyang tightly. She quickly gave in and said, "Sir, you don't remember children's mistakes. We are all so familiar with each other. Surely you won't have the heart to do anything to my Yangzi anymore, right?"

"Compared to the number of years I have lived, even counting from Xiaoyang's reincarnation, twenty years is just a blink of an eye. It is not a big friendship, it is just an inconspicuous ripple in the long river of life."

Mrs. Meng pointed her finger, glanced up at Hongli Heiyang, and said in a sinister tone: "But if it is one of the few operational stains in many years of work, it will be very concerning..."

"You don't have to worry!"

Hong Li subconsciously protected Hei Yang behind her: "This is already my private property. No one else is allowed to touch or feed it!"

"Touch feeding is okay..."